I'm Not a Detective

Takeshi Nanahara extinguished the fireball with a shake of his hands, sat back at the table and took a sip of tea. He reached out to gently lift Qingmi Ruri's chin and help her close her mouth.

Qingjian Liuli finally came back to her senses, but she looked at him and hesitated to speak, and still had nothing to say.

The scene just now was so amazing. The palm of his hand was on fire, and a fireball was pulled out of thin air. The fireball could also levitate. It was more science fiction than the science fiction movies she saw in the cinema. There was no other explanation other than superpowers. She couldn't question it at all.

Takeshi Nanahara put down his tea bowl and said with a leisurely smile: "Can you believe me now?"

Qingjian Liuli nodded subconsciously and asked in a low voice: "You...how do you have super powers?"

If possible, she would also like to have superpowers and become a super-powered Sailor Moon with 90% good looks, and fight against dark and evil forces whenever she has nothing to do.

Takeshi Nanahara sighed softly, with a look of nostalgia in his eyes, and said softly: "You know, my parents died in a traffic accident when I was very young. As a result, I was alone and was accidentally killed by a biochemical laboratory in the United States called Umbrella. Abducted and used to test super potions, out of more than two million children, only I survived..."

Holding the teacup, he slowly told about his past of more than ten years. Although his tone and demeanor were calm, the story was full of ups and downs and exciting. Qingjian Liuli turned into a little toad again. He opened his mouth and couldn't close it for a moment. Immerse yourself in the magical process of the fierce battle between Takeshi Nanabahara and the evil villain, and the collision of supernatural powers causing sparks and lightning.

Takeshi Nanahara was so bored that he was very excited about it. He was about to rush out of the solar system and fight the Zentraedi people fiercely. He quickly took it back and finally said calmly, "I fought hard and narrowly escaped death, but the enemy was still too powerful, so I had to remain anonymous." , I came to Hirano to live in seclusion. If it weren’t for a four-year-old child who was in danger this time, I would have continued to pretend to be an ordinary street psychic. Can you understand?”

Qingjian Liuli had never heard of such a legendary story. The light novels from the 1990s were completely vulnerable to Chinese online articles. She rolled her eyes and nodded dullly: "I can understand that you want to live in seclusion, but... Are there really hundreds of thousands of people hunting you? What if aliens are behind the scenes, and the Prime Minister of Japan is a lizard man?"

"That's not important!" Takeshi Nanahara waved his hand and said with a super sincere expression, "I tell you the truth just because we are friends, and I don't want to continue to deceive you, who is pure and kind. I deceived you before, can you forgive me?"

Seeing that Liuli was still confused, Qing Qing said hesitantly: "It doesn't matter, you also have difficulties that you can't express. I am willing to forgive you, but aliens..."

Takeshi Nanahara nodded happily before she finished speaking, held her shoulders firmly, and seriously warned: "This is my biggest secret, it is related to my life and death. You are my best friend, and I will only tell you if I trust you." You, please keep it a secret for me and don’t mention it to the second person again.”

Seeing that Liuli would never betray a friend, Qing Qing immediately nodded seriously and said: "Don't worry, I will keep it a secret for you, and I won't tell anyone else until I die."

"Very good, it's getting late, go home quickly!" Takeshi Nanahara was so happy that he started chasing people away with a smile.

Qingjian Liuli is now in a state of super confusion. The Chinese Internet articles are too advanced, which makes her confused. A circle of little stars on her head is spinning back and forth. She is coaxed out of the house by him while carrying her schoolbag. Standing there On the street, I looked up at the bright starry sky in Hirano for a while, thinking about the wonderful plot of superpowers fighting aliens. Then, when the cool breeze blew at night, my beautiful big eyes gradually narrowed. .

This bitch is really getting more and more outrageous. He is really treating me like a fool. His lies are getting more and more outrageous.

The aliens and superpowers who saw your ghost fought all the way from the United States to Tokyo. The Tokyo power tower exploded. Why wasn't it on the news?

She turned around and walked back quietly without knocking, so she went around to the window and looked in. At a glance, she saw Takeshi Nanahara lying on the tatami with his belly in his arms, laughing, almost rolling around, so happy .

She squinted her eyes, raised her eyebrows, and looked expressionless for a while, then turned around and went to open the door. But when she entered, Takeshi Nanabahara returned to normal, looked at her and asked in surprise: "Why are you back again?"

Seeing Liuli's dark face, Qing Qing clenched her fists loudly and said through gritted teeth: "You lied to me again, and you lied so outrageously. Do you really think I'm a fool?"

The muscles on Takeshi Nanahara's face twitched. He wanted to endure it but couldn't help it anymore. He laughed loudly and said: "Because you are really easy to lie... You will never tell others until you die. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have learned how to speak like you." But your expression at that time was really funny..."

Very good, how dare you laugh at me, you bitch!

Qing Jian saw that Liuli's nostrils were dilated from the anger, and she could not control the burning gas. Her small chest rose and fell rapidly. She let go and threw away her schoolbag and walked quickly towards him.

Takeshi Nanahara had a keen sense of crisis. Seeing that she was really pissed off, he would be pinned down on the tatami and beaten up in three seconds. He quickly said seriously: "Wait, there is a reason for joking with you. You know that magicians hate it the most." What kind of person?"

Qing Jian Liuli paused and asked, holding back her anger, "What kind of person?"

"That's the kind of person you are!" Takeshi Nanahara said, suppressing a smile. "You are curious about everything and insist on knowing all the secrets. Don't you think it is rude to directly ask others about their housekeeping skills? So of course I have to give you a Lesson, you have no reason to lose your temper, even I didn’t expect the effect to be so good, but you actually believed it, it’s obvious that I made it up so outrageously.”

"I don't believe it!" Qing Jian Liuli was angry again, and there was faint smoke rising from her head.

"You absolutely believe it." Takeshi Nanahara vouched for his ten-year reputation as a spiritual medium. He was absolutely right. Qingjian Liuli was a super fool and his brain worked very slowly.

Qing Jian Liuli started to make fists and stepped forward again. Takeshi Nanahara waved his hands quickly and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, no more joking. For the sake of what you said just now, 'I won't tell anyone until I die.' I’ll tell you my craftsmanship.”

After a pause, he added, "I originally wanted to leave the method of passing down the inheritance from male to female to my son for a living in the future, but we are good friends, and you... Haha, okay, don't laugh, although It's funny when I think about it, but I won't laugh because I'm willing to tell you the technique inside."

Qing Jian Liuli stopped and hesitated between "strangling this shameless bitch, Takeshi Nanahara" and "finding out the truth". The latter defeated the former and sat down at the small square table, staring at him. Asked: "Is it really magic?"

She still can't believe it now. The scene was really shocking at that time. A flaming fireball was pulled out with a pull of both hands. This was obviously not within the scope of magic, right?

When it comes to magic, shouldn't it be about playing with coins or playing cards?

Takeshi Nanabahara admired the expression on her little face. This is the greatest compliment for a magician. Even if he no longer relies on this profession for a living, his sense of professional honor is still there. He admired it and said with a smile: "Nonsense, of course. Magic, it’s just pig brains that think there are real superpowers in the world.”

Qingjian Liuli held back two more hot breaths from her nostrils, but she was really curious about how the super fantasy scene just now was conjured up, so she suppressed her anger and asked: "But how can magic create a fireball? Where can the fireball be hidden? ? He should have been burned to death if he put it on his body!"

"Here you go, let's play with it!" Takeshi Nanahara flipped it over casually, threw a small white ball on the table and bounced it, saying nonchalantly, "I did several of them last night. I wanted to be psychic and was questioned. I used it to bluff people, but I didn’t expect that the Japanese believe in psychics, so they didn’t use it, so they were prepared in vain.”

Qing Jian Liuli reached out and caught the small white ball, and found that it was soft in the hand. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a cotton ball tied up with fine cotton thread, and it smelled faintly of alcohol.

She looked carefully for a while but couldn't figure it out, so she asked strangely: "What is this? Is it the fireball?"

"Yes, that's it." Takeshi Nanahara took the ball and explained to her, "Tie up the cotton with cotton thread, leave some thread ends, soak it in high-concentration alcohol, and then let it dry naturally. When you use it, dry it a little A spark can ignite it and turn it into a big ball of fire."

"Won't it burn all at once?" Qingjian Liuli still didn't understand, and asked in confusion, "Are these all flammable materials?"

Takeshi Nanabaru picked up the cotton thread outside the cotton ball and said with a smile: "Of course not, you can think of the alcohol-rich cotton ball as a candle, and the cotton thread tied outside is the candle wick. When the two work together, before the alcohol disappears completely, The cotton ball itself will not be ignited, but will only shrink smaller and smaller. In addition, it is white and is not conspicuous at all when placed in a flame, so it is very suitable as a flame carrier."

Bastard, that bullshit superpower turns out to be a big round candle, just looking at it to fool people.

Qing Jian Liuli understood a little, but became even more angry. She felt that her intelligence was insulted, and immediately gritted her teeth and asked: "Then why is it hanging on your chest?"

Takeshi Nanahara didn't hide his secrets. This little trick was not worth mentioning to him. He turned his hands and stretched out a few faint threads between his fingers. He directly put a set of cotton balls and then opened his hands and pulled them. He floated it in front of his chest and said with a smile: "To put it bluntly, it's worthless. It's just a magic hidden thread. It's just coated with a liquid containing alum. It can prevent fire in a short time. And the hidden thread is very thin. It's painted just like clothes. Colors that 99% of people cannot capture with their eyes.”

Is it that simple?

Qing Jian Liuli once again felt like her intelligence had been insulted, and asked angrily: "What about you holding the fireball? The fireball was suspended in your hand, as if you could throw it out at any time. How did you do that?"

Takeshi Nanahara smiled, stretched his right hand forward and lowered it to his chest. The hidden thread on the middle, index and ring fingers slid to the fingertips, and pulled the cotton ball diagonally downwards. He raised his left hand to his ear and leaned on it. A hidden thread on the middle finger Then hang the cotton ball diagonally upward, so that the two directions are opposite but the force just offsets, just enough to keep the cotton ball suspended in the air.

Qingjian Liuli watched with an expressionless face. At that time, her eyes were all on the fireball, and her mind was blank. She didn't even pay attention to where Nanabaru Wu's left hand was. Now that she saw it, it was so simple, and she felt that her IQ was simply Being pressed to the ground and being rubbed, I was completely speechless.

But at least the secret was solved. Takeshi Nanahara did it so realistically just now that she almost thought someone could really rub fireballs with his hands. It was really scary.

She thought for a moment, then looked at Takeshi Nanahara's hand, and asked, "What about the burning palm?" She was sure that she was right. Takeshi Nanahara's hand was definitely on fire at that time, and he wasn't wearing gloves. It was definitely difficult to cheat.

Takeshi Nanahara turned his hand and took out a small bottle, shook it and wiped it on his hand. He also lightly wiped the electronic lighter on his cuff. Instantly, the palm of his hand burned. Then he shook his hand to extinguish the flame and said with a smile: "It's butane." Bubble water and shock the bubbles to instantly make the butane burn, making it look like your hands are on fire. It is a preliminary step in general fire magic, using a momentary flame to ignite cotton balls or other things."

It turns out that, although Qingjian Ruri didn’t know what the hell butane was, he probably knew what was going on—it was indeed a liar, relying entirely on chemical reactions to deceive people.

No, I'm going to buy some magic decryption books later, lest he comes up with new tricks and deceives me like a fool.

She was thinking in her heart, and subconsciously looked at Takeshi Nanahara's hand, a little worried that he would get burned. But Takeshi Nanahara showed her his hand generously, and said indifferently: "A momentary flame can't burn anyone, and in the magic world there are As the old saying goes, magicians will not perform without preparation. I also applied transparent alum ointment on my hands in advance, which can prevent fire for a short time, and it will be fine even if I press the fire ball to extinguish it."

Everything was finally revealed. Qingjian Liuli's curiosity was half satisfied. Even though she was frustrated and insulted, she still couldn't lose her temper. However, she still felt unhappy when she saw Takeshi Nanahara's proud face. She said bitterly: "You liar, you spend all your time here." They will think of these crooked ways to deceive people.”

Takeshi Nanahara said indifferently: "You idiot, stop saying such mindless stupid things. Magic performances are originally three points of skill and seven points of performance. Didn't I perform well just now? A magician who can understand flame magic must There aren’t many, but if you can still play like me and dare to do close-up performances, it’s hard to say whether Japan will be able to find another one.”

Having said this, he couldn't help laughing again. It was really funny to see Liuli open his mouth in a daze just now. He has already recorded it in the "Tibetan Fox Observation Diary". It is an absolute dark history of Tibetan foxes. He is prepared to be fine in the future. He took it out, tasted it, and said with a smile, "You really believed it just now. If you hadn't really run out of money, otherwise as long as I said I was willing to sell you the superpower potion, your wallet would probably already be with me."

"I don't believe it..." Qingjian Liuli said harshly, but he also knew that he couldn't deceive anyone. Who knew there was fire magic in the world? It was so real that it was enough to go to the National Theater to perform, so it was only for the insane. joke.

She tilted her head, not daring to quarrel with Takeshi Nanahara. If she quarreled, she would definitely be laughed at even more. She could only continue to ask in an aggrieved tone: "What tricks did you do to the psychic ceremony?"

The psychic ritual was definitely fake, but she could only understand part of it at most, and she still wanted to know the whole truth. After all...

Takeshi Nanabahara is really awesome and his acting is so real. He not only deceived the kidnapper into running around, but also led him to find the hostages. Even everyone present was not spared, and 80% of them were doubting life at this moment.

She must find out the truth, otherwise she will never sleep tonight!

I was in a bad state last night and wrote in a confused manner. It will take a long time to revise the next chapter, so I will post it later.