I'm Not a Detective

Qingjian Liuli washed her face well and walked slowly into the door of Nanahara's house. Nanahara Takeshi was busy in the kitchen, as if the quarrel just now had not happened. When she came in, he shouted directly: "Come in and help me wash the chopping board, and then cook meal."

Qingjian Liuli sniffed and went into the kitchen to put on a piggy apron and beat her hands. However, she still pouted a little unhappy and whispered: "This is the last time. Next time you use despicable methods, I will never let you go easily." Pass you."

"What despicable means? It's called a soldier who never tires of deceit." Takeshi Nanahara didn't take it seriously at all. The quarrel between friends was nothing. He was busy with his hands and said happily, "I don't care if you want to hit me, that's all. You are considered a top five BOSS, how can you come up with so many opinions?”

"You've been bullying me all day long, why can't I give you a few slaps?" Qing Jian Liuli continued to mutter in a low voice.

"If you don't make me angry, I will deal with you only if you are sick, and I don't have the money to deal with you!" Takeshi Nanahara replied. Seeing that she was about to explode again, he quickly said, "Okay, okay, it's all over. Be more open-minded. We can just forget about the small unpleasantness. Now let’s get to know each other again and start a new friendship. After dinner, you will continue to do your housework and I will continue to be the five good bosses. Let’s create a new world together. A harmonious and beautiful new capitalist life!”

Tsk, it’s not you who got beaten, of course you can be open-minded! If I beat you today and chase you and hit you on the head several times, I would be open-minded!

You are just a despicable, bullshit confessional swordsmanship, is this something that a human can come up with?

Bad guy! Big bad guy!

Qingjian Liuli scolded him in her heart, but she didn't say anything. This matter... it's hard to say. It was indeed her first intention to hit Takeshi Nanahara a few times, and then Takeshi Nanahara started to use despicable methods. Now it's no longer clear who is right and who is wrong. It's clear, there's no point in arguing, otherwise it wouldn't be so easy to forgive him.

Takeshi Nanahara didn't want to argue with her too much. He didn't suffer anyway, so what was there to argue with? Besides, we still want her to continue working as a coolie. She has gone home and is autistic. Who will do the daily chores?

His attitude became better again, he took an ice pack and handed it to her, smiling: "Okay, okay, my new friend Qingjian classmate, you have been crying for so long, please apply it on your eyes!"

Qingjian Liuli glanced at the ice bag and said unhappily: "I didn't cry."

"Your eyes are swollen and you still say you didn't cry?"

"I didn't cry, my eyes were born like this!" Qingjian Liuli refused to admit that she hid and cried secretly. Isn't that equivalent to being beaten by Takeshi Shichihara to cry? It was too embarrassing and she would never admit it.

"Whatever you want, don't blame me for your eyes hurting tomorrow." Takeshi Nanahara threw the ice pack back and continued busy with the work at hand. He had been staying in the kitchen since he came back today, cooking more dishes in his spare time.

The incident of being slapped on the head for confessing swordsmanship was over. The two of them now cooperated somewhat tacitly. They divided the work and quickly prepared dinner.

Qingjian Liuli sat down at the small square table. She had eaten a pig's trotter, a small cake and a small bowl of ice cream before, and also drank half a bowl of instant noodles. She was not too hungry. She curiously looked at the small dishes on the table. Smelling the strange aroma, he asked, "What kind of food are these? It smells... a little spicy."

Takeshi Nanahara also sat at the table, drew lines with his chopsticks and said with a smile: "There is a late spring cold this year, and the temperature rises and falls easily, so it is easy to catch a cold, so I want to eat Guizhou cuisine to make me sweat, but you don't have to worry, I will press my... I modified it according to our tastes, and also made some Sichuan food that was also modified. We will eat this together, and I will eat this by myself, so it shouldn’t be too spicy for you."

The Generalissimo said it well, Sichuan people are not afraid of spicy food, Hunan people are not afraid of spicy food, and Guizhou people are not afraid of spicy food. The chili peppers in the Yunnan-Guizhou Plateau are indeed of excellent quality and famous, and Guizhou people are indeed very good at eating spicy food. They no longer dislike or eat spicy food, but are close to the point where you will die if you don’t have spicy food. You can get it as spicy as you like, and there are even There is an anecdote about a Hunanese who went to Guizhou to eat and was so embarrassed that he burst into tears and started pretending to be a Sichuanese.

Even Hunanese people can have spicy food that makes their noses run out. This shows that Guizhou cuisine is a bit unappealing. Takeshi Nanahara did not dare to copy it, so he was forced to modify it to suit his tongue. However, neither Hunanese nor him could stand it, so the Japanese Not to mention, the vast majority of Japanese people probably can’t eat it either.

There is a reason for this. It is said that chili pepper was introduced to China in the late Ming and early Qing dynasties. However, there are too many theories about how it was introduced, and it is unclear now. But one thing is for sure, the relevant cooking techniques are completely unknown to the Japanese. Copied - Japan got chili peppers from the Portuguese, so spicy dishes account for only a small proportion of Japanese food, and they are not spicy or spicy, but dry and spicy, which is not delicious at all. .

The Japanese did not copy or develop the way to eat chili peppers, but instead used chili powder. The Portuguese believed that chili peppers were a spice with similar properties to pepper, so the Japanese simply ground them together with all kinds of messy spices, and then These messy chili powders were introduced to North Korea. The North Koreans thought it was a medicine that could cure rheumatism, but it was too difficult to eat directly, so they mixed it with vegetables and tried to neutralize it with vegetables. This is how we have today's chili powder. Kimchi.

Takeshi Nanabahara was completely well-intentioned, and was afraid that Qingmi Ruri's eating habits developed since childhood would not allow her to tolerate spicy food. However, Qingmi Ruri was very dissatisfied and felt that she was being looked down upon by Takeshi Nanabahara again. She said disdainfully: "Why do you want to treat me alone?" Separate, I’m not afraid of spicy food, I’ve eaten Raikou Ramen!”

Raikou ramen is a type of Japanese ramen that focuses on spiciness. It is very niche. Qingmi Ruri and Sawada Yuko did try it together. They didn’t like it very much, but they did finish it. I didn’t feel any discomfort after eating it. I didn’t believe it at all. I can't eat spicy food.

Takeshi Nanahara kindly advised again: "It's really different. The quality of the peppers is different, and the processing methods are even different. You'd better eat those improved Sichuan dishes that are mainly spicy. You should be able to accept these."

"I can eat spicy food. I'm not afraid of spicy food. I'm not afraid of it by nature." Qingjian Liuli is very sure that she is not a delicate and weak girl. As long as Shichihara Takeshi dares to eat, she will also dare to eat.

For example, pig's trotters look so scary, wouldn't she dare to eat them? Next time she is going to challenge the fat intestines! Compared with the scary-looking pig's trotters and fat intestines, what does spicy mean?

It’s just pediatrics!

Takeshi Nanahara stopped trying to persuade her. Since she dared to die, of course he would dare to bury her. He persuaded her with a hammer, picked up his chopsticks and said with a smile: "Then let's get started!"

"I'm starting." Qingjian Liuliheshi saluted, and then inspected the seven or eight small dishes. He first picked out the ones that Takeshi Qihara wouldn't allow her to eat. He pointed at one and asked, "What kind of food is in here?"

Takeshi Nanahara opened a small casserole and said with a smile: "Chicken stewed with spicy pepper."

Bad peppers, also known as bad peppers, are produced in Yunnan, Guizhou and Chongqing, but Guizhou is the most famous. It uses the world's first-class red peppers that were bred in the unique environment of Yunnan and Guizhou as the main ingredient. Wash and remove the stems, add ginger and garlic. , white wine and salt, put them into wooden barrels and chop them with special utensils, then seal them in jars and store them in cellars for at least one year, and then you can use them immediately.

The finished product is bright red in color and is fragrant, spicy, fresh, sour, tender and salty. It is an indispensable condiment for Guizhou cuisine.

Now Nanabaru is slowly stewing selected chicken breasts with authentic spicy spicy sauce over low heat. As soon as you lift the lid, it is steaming hot. It is bright red and mixed with some white and tender chicken. The color is beautiful and the smell is fragrant, but not much spiciness overflows—— Takeshi Nanahara has improved it and carried out the juice locking process, so that all the essence is forced into the chicken.

Qingjian Liuli observed carefully for a moment, and felt that it was nothing more than that. Instantly, her confidence increased, and she directly picked up a piece of chicken and stuffed it into her mouth, but after chewing it slightly, she lowered her head.

Takeshi Nanahara looked at her carefully and asked with a smile: "What's wrong? Is it spicy?"

"It's not spicy!" Qingjian Liuli raised his head and said expressionlessly. After all, he had just boasted, so it would be too ugly to slap him again immediately.

"Isn't it spicy? Then eat another piece and try it." Takeshi Nanabahara said while suppressing a smile, "This is the authentic spicy spicy food I specially ordered by mail. The other party is also a real person and what he gave me is indeed top quality. Even if I cut it in half, it will still be unsatisfactory." There’s no reason why it shouldn’t be spicy.”

"It's really not spicy!" Qingjian Liuli hesitated for a moment, then took another piece and put it in his mouth, insisting, "I'm not afraid of spicy food!"

Takeshi Nanahara handed over a tissue and said with a smile: "Wipe your sweat first and then brag."

Qingjian Liuli wiped the sweat from her forehead, took another rice snack and took a bite, and said calmly: "It's not spicy, it's just that the weather is too hot. I'm not afraid of spicy food. It has nothing to do with eating spicy food."

Takeshi Nanabaru reminded with a smile: "It's a cold spring today, and it almost turned freezing at night." But he immediately smiled and said, "But I'm relieved if you're not afraid of spicy food. If you like it, eat more."

Qingjian Liuli hesitated for a moment, but still didn't want to be looked down upon. She picked up another piece of chicken with shaking hands, secretly rubbed the bright red oil on the rice, and then stuffed it into her mouth.

Takeshi Nanahara asked curiously: "Isn't it still spicy?"

Qingqing saw Liuli lowering her head to take a sip of rice and said unhappily: "It's not spicy. I already said I'm not afraid of spicy food. Why do you keep asking? What a nuisance!"

Takeshi Nanahara handed over another paper towel and said with a smile: "Wipe your sweat again. After wiping off, eat another piece so that I can determine how much chili pepper should be used in cooking!"

"If you eat another piece, just eat another piece. I told you that I'm not afraid of spicy food anymore!" Although Qingmi Ruri already wanted to kick Nanabaru Takeshi away and plunge into the pool, she still wanted to eat. After all, people can die. , Don’t lose face!

In fact, the dish of braised chicken and pepper is not extremely spicy, it is more sour and spicy, especially because Takeshi Nanahara has reduced the spiciness. Guizhou people will probably laugh out loud when they see it, but for Qingjian Ruri It was still too exciting, but it was hard to take it back even after I said it. In order not to be looked down upon, I had to be stubborn.

Takenori Nanabahara wrote the "Tibetan Fox Observation Diary" in his mind, writing down the observations: Tibetan foxes will turn red after eating moderately spicy food, sweat a lot, and smell very good. Next time, he will Before entering a dirty and smelly place, you can consider feeding a certain amount of chili pepper to the Tibetan fox, or make chili candies in advance.

After he finished recording, he asked with concern: "How do you feel now?"

Qing Qing saw that Liuli had already eaten so hard that she looked at him with straight eyebrows and squinted her eyes. She gritted her teeth and said, "I told you that I'm not afraid of spicy food anymore. I don't feel it at all. Can you be polite and stop asking questions when others are eating?" go!"

Takeshi Nanahara nodded and couldn't help but smile: "Okay, I won't ask anymore, but I have to say that I am not as good as you when it comes to tough talk alone. I am convinced, and I would like to call you the tough talker of Toama Town in the future. !”

"You are the one who is tough-talking." Qing Jian Liuli lowered her head and took a sip of rice and said unhappily, "Girls don't dare to eat spicy food? Don't look down on me!"

"Okay, okay, I won't underestimate you, you win!" Takeshi Nanahara smiled and got up and went to the kitchen to avoid it for a while, so as not to really hurt the hidden fox with his harsh words. It would be even more uneconomical to send her to the hospital later.

Well, Tibetan fox mouth is a magical substance. It can’t be cooked until it’s stewed for a day. This is noted in the recipe.

As soon as he disappeared at the door of the kitchen, Qing Jian Liuli's tears and runny nose came out, but he didn't bother to wipe them away. He picked up the rice bowl and started frantically eating the rice, sniffing and crying while eating - bastard, this is What devil’s chili pepper is so spicy? If I had known it, I wouldn’t have been so harsh. I can’t even feel my mouth!

Takeshi Nanahara peeked from the kitchen and saw her almost burying her head in the bowl. He was amazed and started copying notes frantically.

It's so amazing. You can even cry when you chew pig's trotters. You can even cry when you eat white rice. This is the first time I've seen it. It's really unique!

The next chapter will be about an hour later. I will correct it again. The typos in this chapter will also be corrected later.