I’m Not a Scumbag

Once upon a time, Lin Fang mistakenly thought that it would be good to be single all his life.

The aristocratic fragrance emanating from his body can make those wives and slaves who have been oppressed by fierce wives envy and hate to death.

When one after another ex-girlfriend appeared in front of him, Lin Fang realized that his desire to be single was far less intense than he thought.

If it wasn't for a coincidence, he might have reunited with an ex-girlfriend he didn't know.

Lin Fang did a deep self-reflection and felt that he was much more awake. He opened the door and was about to get out of the car.

Bang!

Mi Li'er was quick-witted, rushed over, closed the half-open door again, and pressed the safety lock.

"Brother-in-law, why are you in a hurry? We haven't even started talking about our business yet!"

Ah…

You also know that you didn't talk about the business, right?

Then tell me, what were you doing just now?

"Don't call me brother-in-law!"

Lin Fang looked at Mi Li'er, his eyes were a little wary. He couldn't tell at all whether the person in front of him was Mi Li'er or Mi Sui'er. For safety's sake, it's best to keep a distance from everything from the name to the body.

"You'd better call me Lin Fang, so you and I can feel more at ease."

ˉ▽￣～)Cut~~"

Mi Li'er curled her lips and said dissatisfiedly, "It's your business to break up with my sister. You can't break up with me, and you have to implicate me? Isn't that right, brother-in-law~~~"

I don't know if Mi Li'er was intentional or not. She leaned on the back of the chair and faced Lin Fang with a perfect profile.

Shut up for me!

Show me some respect!

The mighty Tianlong! World Honored Earth Store! Prajna Buddhas! Prajna is empty!

You little goblin, show me your true form soon!

Goo!

Lin Fang swallowed hard and turned his head away from the rice grains.

He felt that getting into the car with Mi Li'er was a complete mistake.

Being alone with such an attractive woman, staying in a confined space like the carriage, letting her unscrupulously release the femininity that almost overflowed her body...

I am so arrogant!

I overestimated my willpower to resist temptation, I can't stand it!

never mind!

I'm still flashy!

Lin Fang put his hand on the safety lock, looked at Mi Li'er and said, "Can you speak properly? If you have nothing serious, I'm leaving!"

Snapped! Snapped! Snapped!

Mi Li'er patted her palms a few times, sat up straight, and smiled in surprise: "Brother-in-law, you really impress me! I thought that you were honest with me because you were sceptical about my sister, but in fact I don't know how much I think about it... Now it seems that I was wrong!"

Do not!

you are right.

I really want to, but I'm not stupid.

A good-natured person who is diligent in doing nothing, must be either a traitor or a thief!

"Tell me, what's the matter?"

Lin Fang was sure that Mi Li'er had collected her supernatural powers and did not intend to release her full of femininity at will, so he sat down again, looked at Mi Li'er and said, "Try as fast as possible, I'm worried that our Jiaojiao will be in a hurry."

ˉ▽￣～)Cut~~'Your Jiaojiao'?"

Mi Li'er rolled her eyes at Lin Fang and said, "I really want to record your face just now and send it to my sister to see how the stinky man she's thinking about treats other women. These gossip! Are you really planning to marry Jiao Jiao?"

"No such thing!"

Lin Fang was taken aback by Mi Li'er's question, and quickly denied it.

Pretending is one thing, committing is another.

He didn't want to help, but instead put himself in.

"I said so!"

Mi Li'er also let out a long sigh of relief. She was really worried about hearing the word "yes" from Lin Fang's mouth.

If Lin Fang really intends to marry Jiao Jiao, she may have to move, take Mi Suier out of the city, and never see this stinky man in front of her again.

Otherwise, she was really worried that Mi Suier couldn't take such a heavy blow.

Mi Li'er looked at Lin Fang and asked tentatively, "Then what are your plans? You have so many ex-girlfriends and have been wandering for several years, so you didn't plan to settle down and choose one to start a family and live a good life?"

"Do you need to think about it so early? I didn't think about it..."

A daze flashed in Lin Fang's eyes. To this familiar and unfamiliar world in front of him, he was more like a stranger.

There are many acquaintances and more strangers.

Many times, he was forced to adapt and integrate.

For the future, Lin Fang's only plan is to make good use of his profession and become a practicing lawyer.

As for other issues, he hasn't seriously thought about it.

After being forced into marriage by his mother for six or seven years, Lin Fang was actually a little afraid of words like marriage and starting a family.

Maybe I will get married in the future, but definitely not in these two years!

"I think it's better for you to think about it seriously!"

Mi Li'er gave Lin Fang a deep look, and said, "It doesn't matter to you men, even if you get married at the age of forty or fifty, it's still a good year, but for women, from the first day they stand on the three-character head, they will It will quickly depreciate and become an older leftover girl!"

"Okay, that's all I have to say."

Mi Li'er clapped her hands, opened the car door and said, "Let's go, let's go back. Jiao Jiao and the others should be in a hurry..."

No!

Lin Fang glanced at the time and had a slight headache.

There are too many children's games, UU reading www. uukanshu.com took him more than an hour.

A few words have been said for so long, if there is no plausible reason, I still don't know what other people think.

"Wait a moment!"

Lin Fang tapped on his watch and said, "We've been alone for more than an hour, shouldn't we justify the reason?"

"do you need?"

"Don't you need it?"

Mi Li'er glanced at Lin Fang with a half-smile, shrugged, and said, "I don't mind, they are willing to misunderstand, it's their own business, I don't care."

"I can't control whether others misunderstand you, but I don't want to embarrass Jiaojiao!"

"Oh...you're always so careful, no wonder my sister..."

Mi Li'er bit her lower lip lightly, looked at Lin Fang with a complicated look, and said, "Forget it, let's get it right. Just say I called my sister and said that you want to marry Jiao Jiao, she knows You were next to me and scolded you... What do you think?"

I don't think so!

Then what have I become?

I think you are destroying me and want to live up to my scumbag name!

"no!"

"Ok, deal!"

Hello!

Can't you understand human speech?

I said no!

Mi Li'er looked at Lin Fang with a smile and said, "If you have a better idea, don't tell me. But you also know that Jincheng women get angry and swear on the phone for more than an hour, which is very common. I think , this is a good reason..."

This…

Lin Fang was silent for a moment, then nodded helplessly.

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