I’m Not a Scumbag

Ah ah ah ah...

Lin Xiaolei almost screamed, she felt that what she heard was definitely the strongest material of the year!

Brother actually has a wife!

Dad, mom and I don't know all about it, this scumbag is really hiding it!

"Do not make jokes!"

Lin Fang glared at Mi Li'er and said, "It's not like you don't know what's going on with Jiao Jiao and I. You like to joke so much, why don't you say the same thing in front of your sister next time!"

"Cut! It's boring!"

Mi Li'er's face changed a bit, she pouted, waved at Lin Xiaolei, and said, "Sister Xiaolei, goodbye, you added my WeChat, you can chat with me more when you have time, I'm often quite bored anyway. "

"Uh-huh!"

Lin Xiaolei nodded again and again, wishing Mi Li'er would leave quickly.

She knew that if she asked directly in front of two people, she would probably not be able to ask anything.

But if they are all broken...

Hey-hey!

I'm Lin Xiaolei, what a genius!

Mi Lier was very satisfied when she left. Not to mention that she had achieved her goal, she also helped her sister with a red thread. No matter whether the two could get back together or not, Mi Suier promised her a set of skin care products.

She has been interested in that set of skin care products for a long time, and she has never been willing to buy it.

Still a flight attendant, buying a set of luxury skin care products is almost like buying a lip balm as a poor little clerk. It's still the kind that has no color and is purely moisturizing!

Thinking that I am so beautiful, I have to have a body and a face, and I have been walking around the world for many years, how can I meet a rich man who understands and loves me... A lover takes me home?

If it wasn't for a last resort, if you could get married, who would want to be single?

Mi Li'er thought as she walked, looked back at Lin Fang halfway, her eyes were a bit complicated, she shook her head, turned around and continued forward.

Here, Lin Fang has already stopped the taxi, and glanced at Lin Xiaolei, who was wrapped in his coat, with a pouting mouth that could almost hang a water bottle, and said somewhat amusedly, "Get in the car, why are you standing still?"

"Humph!"

Lin Xiaolei lowered her head and glanced at the jacket whose zipper was almost reaching her throat. She threw a big white eye at Lin Fang before getting in the car.

Her outfits are all learned from Weishi, including today's BGM "Oops", which became popular with Weishi, and became popular again, so she chose it.

With "Oops", she can earn 800 yuan by wiggling her **** and swiping a few horns. She hadn't encountered such an easy part-time job for a long time.

It's a pity that when I met Lin Fang, this broom star, it was all messed up!

For a while, the more she thought about it, the more angry she became. Lin Xiaolei waited for Lin to get into the car, she couldn't help but glared at him and said, "Lin Fangwen, you are too much, why are you always bullying me!"

"What's the matter?"

"What is 'again'? What's the matter? If it wasn't for you, I could easily make 800 yuan today, but now I can only make 400 yuan, and I can't get a cent of the balance! Fortunately, other customers didn't want me Refund the deposit, otherwise, I will lose a lot today!"

"Ah……"

Lin Fang glanced at the saved recording files on the phone, nodded and said, "Okay, Lin Xiaolei, now the evidence is conclusive and the chain of evidence is complete, now you should think about it, how to explain it to your mother later, and strive for a lenient treatment. "

I x you x Lin Fangwen!

You are so sinister, cunning, despicable, shameless, filthy slut, big trash!

"Brother, I was wrong!"

Lin Xiaolei fluttered her long eyelashes and tried her best to be cute: "Brother, you are the best. You are the invincible, handsome, honest, and reliable brother of the most beloved sister in the universe. I love you! Please, let me go!"

oh...

Tired to death!

But...I really like it!

Lin Fang grinned, nodded unconsciously, reached out and touched Lin Xiaolei's little head, rubbed her hair, and said, "As expected of my sister, she actually discovered the good qualities I have hidden for so long."

"Brother, so you agree?"

"not at all!"

Lin Xiaolei: "..."

Lin Fangwen, why don't you die?

"Brother, brother, good brother, can you just let others go? Please! Can you delete the photos and recordings? If my mother finds out, I will die very badly! Maybe in the future I will only be able to I'm wearing a school uniform! I may also be banned from the Internet, banned from playing Weishi, banned from playing live broadcast... God, do you know how miserable that is? It's worse than death!"

"Oh...but, what's the matter with me?"

Ah!

Lin Fangwen!

You have successfully angered me!

Do you know that I have a hundred ways to make you die ugly, but you can only do nothing to me!

"Brother! Since you won't make me feel better, let's die together! I'm going to tell mom that you have a child!"

Squeak! squeak!

The taxi driver was so fascinated by it that he suddenly heard this sentence. He kicked the accelerator too hard and almost hit a straight car. He hurriedly braked and braked, and then barely turned the corner and walked into the proper lane.

Looking through the rearview mirror with a shocked expression, he looked at Lin Fang, then at Lin Xiaolei, and then at Lin Fang. His eyes kept switching back and forth between envy, anger, and regret, as if he was performing a Sichuan opera with a face-changing face. "Specialized Version": Change your eyes.

"Master, please click carefully!"

"I'm sorry~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I'm sorry!"

The taxi driver apologized again and again, and no longer dared to be distracted by eavesdropping.

Lin Fang was almost not frightened to death by Lin Xiaolei's miraculous transformation. After he finished speaking, he turned his head and glared at Lin Xiaolei and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? Where did I come from as a child?"

"Humph! I knew you wouldn't admit it!"

Lin Xiaolei smiled smugly, took out her phone, and played a recording. It was exactly what Mi Li'er said: "Oh... so you still remember that you have a wife to give away? I thought you forgot!"

"Brother, the evidence is solid, are you still planning to deny it? You have a wife and a child, isn't it a matter of time? I just moved the time a little bit earlier. Mom won't blame me. "

Ah!

Mom won't blame you, I will kill you, believe it or not?

You son of a bitch!

Lin Fang was almost not scared of a heart attack by Lin Xiaolei. He really thought that he really had some kind of child in this transmigrated world.

In that case, this new life is not a reward, but a punishment!

"I don't have a wife! That Jiao Jiao and I only met for the second time today. It's just that we chat a little more online, so they can be considered ordinary friends."

"Heh... scumbag! Do you care about girls who have only slept a few times and are collectively referred to as 'ordinary friends'?"

Enough is enough, Lin Xiaolei!

If you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I will sue you for spreading rumors?

Which eye did you see when I was sleeping, Jiao Jiao?

I really want to sleep, that one-word horse...Bah!

I was almost taken into a ditch by you, and I didn't sleep at all! Why not just ordinary friends?

Lin Fang decisively stopped arguing with Lin Xiaolei, shook the phone in his hand, smiled lightly, and the victory was in his hands.