I’m Not a Scumbag

The two beauties stand together, like Iori facing Kusanagi, they are evenly divided, each is good at winning the game, for a while, where will the winner be determined?

"It's you, Hu Qingchan!"

The beauty in the suit showed a bit of caution in her eyes, but said in a very relaxed tone: "You know, the baby is still young, and his temperament is uncertain, so it is inevitable that he will be a bit of a scumbag. You said he was a scumbag and chose to break up, but now he is back to do it again. what?"

Hu Qingchan glanced at the beautiful woman in the suit, showing a smile without a smile, and said, "Xia Xuejian, you don't need to worry about the two of us. When it comes to breaking up, it seems that you broke up earlier. At least I'm still an ex-girlfriend, you are How many are in the first place?"

"you…"

Xia Xue wanted to get angry when she saw Lin Fang, and suddenly remembered that Lin Fang was still beside her, she quickly put away her anger, and said with a half-smile: "As expected of a top student in the law school, the main force of the school's debate team, his words are really powerful. I don't quarrel with you, I just want the baby."

"Baby!"

"Baby!"

Lin Fang stared blankly at the two, his mind was full of three philosophical questions that pointed directly to his heart.

who I am?

where am I?

What am I doing?

Seeing Lin Fang standing with an "expressionless" face, the two beauties who fought in the Asura Field felt a little guilty.

Both of them were determined to avoid the limelight, but seeing that Lin Fang's other "ex-girlfriend" was still standing and didn't leave, they could only pretend to be calm and choose to stay.

The enemy doesn't move, I don't move.

Why should I go? If she doesn't go, neither will I!

Lin Fang took a deep breath and finally sorted out the confusion in his mind.

He looked at Xia Xuejian, a beauty in the workplace, a royal sister fan, rich and beautiful, the key is to be very atmospheric, and he is a big bull when he makes a move.

Look at Hu Qingchan, a school girl Fan, she is pure and pure, natural and pure. The key is to have a big chest and a brain, and pay equal attention to beauty and wisdom.

It's so hard to choose... How did I turn them all into ex-girlfriends?

It's not easy to soak in one of the big beauties of this level, but she even soaked in two, even if she soaked in two, she even dumped them all.

Hehe, fake, I must be dreaming!

Lin Fang raised his hand and gave himself a slap on the face, intending to wake him up.

This kind of good thing can only be dreamed in a dream. There is everything in a dream. When you wake up, you will not be entangled.

"Baby, don't hurt yourself... Take this, don't lose it! I, I'll go!"

"Baby, it's my fault, I shouldn't force you, I'm sorry, I... I'll come to you another day!"

Lin Fang stood there, stunned again.

Why didn't you wake up?

The two beauties who were tit-for-tat for him mistakenly thought that he was self-harming, couldn't bear to have him hurt, turned back three steps, and walked away reluctantly. Only he stood there and slowly realized that he was not dreaming.

"Scumbag! Oh, bah!"

The dormitory's aunt wrinkled her nose, gave Lin Fang a disdainful glance, turned and entered the concierge.

She secretly made up her mind that when a girl comes to look for this big scumbag in the future, she will always say that he is not there, so one can be saved.

"I'm not a scumbag, I... how can I be a scumbag?"

Lin Xin felt aggrieved. He didn't know any of the four skills of a scumbag, so how could he be a scumbag?

Feeling aggrieved, he couldn't find anyone to talk to. Lin Fang looked left and right. The crowd was dispersing. The boy looked at him with envy, jealousy and hatred, while the girl looked at him with conflicting eyes. Eager to try.

"Impossible, I must have read it wrong!"

Lin Fang shook his head, who is he? A silly and sweet straight guy who can't even understand the girls' subtext, how could he be observant and meticulous?

Forget it, let's relax first.

Lin Fang walked out and passed the red bull, and looked back again.

"This arrogant color, this domineering and unique shape, tsk... I really want to go out and blow up the street! Unfortunately, it's not mine..."

Lin Fang was greedy for a while, then walked over again. He didn't take a few steps, and then he stayed where he was. With his hand in his pocket, he felt a hard object. He took it out and saw that it was the car key.

"Just drive out for a spin, it should be... It should be nothing, right?"

With such a nice car in front of you, with the key still in your hand, if you don't drive it out for a couple of laps, is that still a human being?

"I don't want it, I just drive out for two laps and come back!"

Lin Fang tried his best to convince himself and got into the car.

"It's really comfortable... er, it doesn't seem so comfortable."

Daniel's seat is not as soft and hard as Lin Fang imagined, but the wrapping is quite strong, but the angle is too low, it feels like sitting on the floor, and the line of sight is not particularly good, a bit like a racing game equipment.

But after all, it is a big bull, born to blow up the street, born for speed, a little uncomfortable, what is it?

Lin Fang resolutely ignored these small problems, started the car, and planned to drive out to have a good time. Unexpectedly, the phone suddenly rang, and he ignored it, but the other party refused to forgive him.

He wanted to pull the handbrake, but couldn't find it. He could only answer the phone with the footbrake on.

The number displayed was "my sister". Lin Fang was the only son in the family and did not remember that he had a younger sister. Although he was puzzled, he pressed the answer button.

"Hey…"

"Lin Fangwen, you bastard! Scumbag! Why don't you die? Let you help me hold a parent-teacher conference, UU Kanshu www.uukanshu.com You will give our intern teacher a scum, and it's fine, anyway, she Just a trainee teacher..."

"Wait a moment…"

"Shut up, don't talk, listen to me! This time you are scolding my best friend again, she is still an 18-year-old child! We are in the third year of high school next year, don't you want me to go to college? I am your sister, You actually hurt me like this! You scumbag!"

Ask, what kind of experience is it to be called a scumbag by your own sister? It seems that I dumped her teacher, and dumped her best friend...

Headache!

Lin Fang felt that he was really stupid and sweet. He originally thought that having two ex-girlfriends like Hu Qingchan and Xia Xuejian was already the limit, but he didn't expect that he had no lower limit, and he actually went to his sister's teacher and best friend.

The key is that, after soaking and dumping, I have two more exes...

"I'm wronged, I didn't do this... Otherwise, I'll chase your bestie back?"

"Shut up! Scumbag! Su Ruan Ruan is my best friend and best friend. If you dare to hurt her again, don't blame me for disregarding brother and sister feelings and give you a knife tonight! By the way, Mom asked me to ask you, today Can't you go home and live?"

"No... not going back?"

"Don't you dare to come back? Well, just wait! I'll come to you to avenge my best friend Xue Hen!"

"Then I'll be back... I'll be back!"

Hanging up the phone, Lin Fang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

This sister who suddenly appeared is really a violent maniac.

Forget it, let's go home first to see what's going on in this world!

Lin Fang followed the direction he remembered and drove away from the school.

As soon as she left the school gate, she saw a female traffic policeman, leaning on a motorcycle, looking left and right in front of the school gate, as if she was looking for something.