I’m Not a Scumbag

The attraction of nature was irresistible, and Lin Fang slowly approached Xia Xuejian.

The night was hazy, and the woman's restraint seemed to have a fig leaf, no, don't get stuck in Xia Xuejian's throat, but it didn't flow out.

The body's instincts are guiding, seducing, and stimulating her brain to secrete more dopamine and hormones, making her feel that the air is sweet and the people in front of her are delicious.

Click!

In the darkness, a flash suddenly flashed.

Someone scolded angrily: "Damn, wrong mode!"

The man was talking, but the flash kept flashing, and he didn't know how many photos were taken.

"Who?"

Lin Fang had already moved close to Xia Xuejian's lips and touched the warm touch, and his eyes were blinded by the flash. He subconsciously helped Xia Xuejian to block the strong light. To where the lights flicker.

"Don't ask me who I am, please call me the red scarf! Goodbye!"

Xixixuoso... There was a sound in the grass, and the person who took the candid photo disappeared in a blink of an eye.

Xia Xue saw that she was half ashamed, half lost, and she couldn't bear the embarrassing situation at the moment. After she got up from Lin Fang, she turned around and left: "Ba...Baby, I suddenly remembered that I have a meeting tonight, I I'm leaving first!"

"Wait……"

Lin Fang chased two steps and stopped, the charming atmosphere was no longer there, and catching up now would only embarrass the two of them.

Thinking of the villain who ruined his good deeds just now, Lin Fang couldn't help but itch for a while.

Bad people are good people, but they dare to pretend to be the flowers of the motherland. It's really not a son of man!

Lin Fang turned on the flash of his mobile phone in annoyance, walked to the grass where the man was staying and took a picture twice, and saw two clear footprints on the downward slope.

Next to the footprints, there was a packing box. Lin Fang squatted down and touched the packing box. It was still warm. When he opened it, the aroma of the barbecue quickly spread around, and the taste was actually very good.

The good news is that Lin Fang was very full, otherwise he could not help but want to eat a little more when he smelled this aroma.

After thinking for a while, he took a picture of the barbecue and the shoe print, and then used his shoe to compare it, and found that the shoe print was about two centimeters smaller than his own.

Lin Fang's own shoes are size 43, which is 26.5 cm. This person wears size 39 shoes, the width of the foot is 24.5 cm, and the height is about 165 to 170 cm.

The shoe print is corrugated. This person is wearing about a pair of skateboard shoes. He went out to buy a barbecue. He should also live nearby. The other party's voice is a male. passed.

One after another clues appeared in Lin Fang's mind. He opened the memo on his mobile phone and recorded the sorted "suspect" clues one by one.

snort!

Dog things, bad things for me, let me know who you are, and watch me not kill you!

Lin Fang clapped his hands, got up and left, and took the barbecue away.

The takeaway is still hot, if you are not hungry, you can take it to the homeless and let it rot here, it will not only pollute the environment, but also waste food, which is wrong.

...

Yang Xiaohu probably never dreamed that he would leave so many clues because of the evil thoughts of secret photography.

He didn't want to come out at first, but with the help of the "Lobster Banquet" video, Yang Xiaohu has attracted more than 200,000 fans, and he has become an internet celebrity.

It's a pity that he only sold a few advertisements, and he has no money to follow.

Netizens are forgetful, and any video uploader is very dependent on traffic.

If there is no update, there will be no traffic, and if there is no traffic, there will be no small money.

After earning tens of thousands of dollars just lying down, after spending a few days in comfort, he was knocked down into the clouds, which made Yang Xiaohu very depressed recently.

He also tried to shoot a few videos, but the amount of playables, likes, and comments were very rare, and they were completely incomparable to those three popular videos of lobster feasts.

Today, he was forced to come out and buy barbecue for his girlfriend, and he was very unhappy at first. Who would have thought that he wanted to take a shortcut and walked by the river for a while, but accidentally ran into Lin Fang and Xia Xuejian walking.

At first glance, Yang Xiaohu's attention was actually on Xia Xuejian, he glanced greedily, couldn't help but scolded Lin Fang secretly, and glanced at Lin Fang by the way.

Yang Xiaohu never thought that the man who was very ambiguous with Xia Xuejian was actually Lin Fang!

With Lin Fang earning tens of thousands of dollars, Yang Xiaohu is all too familiar with his appearance.

Yang Xiaohu was guilty of being a thief, and subconsciously wanted to run, but before he took two steps, a thought came to his mind.

He fell back again, and quietly followed Lin Fang and Xia Xuejian.

Yang Xiaohu only had a vague idea at the time, until Lin Fang and the two slowly walked to the secluded place, and finally stopped at the stone bench. He felt that the opportunity was coming, and immediately found a suitable angle to squat, put down the barbecue, and took out Phone, turn on the flash, get ready.

Sure enough, Yang Xiaohu really seized the opportunity, but he made a mistake, pressing the video button to take a photo, and pressing the start button, the flash immediately burst.

Yang Xiaohu had no choice but to make up for it. He pressed it a few times, and then hurriedly ran away.

Running in a hurry, Yang Xiaohu left the barbecue, but didn't forget to peel it.

He ran all the way and remembered the barbecue he bought.

If he wants to eat it himself, he will pay it back, but these are what his girlfriend Xiaoyu wants to eat. If he goes back empty-handed...

Yang Xiaohu just thought about the scene in his mind for a while, and couldn't help but shiver.

Xiaoyu's mouth is very picky. She only likes to eat Luoji's barbecue. Yang Xiaohu doesn't dare to find a barbecue stall to buy some tricks. Go through the grass to find that box of barbecue.

The things have already been taken away by Lin Fang, where can Yang Xiaohu find them?

In desperation, Yang Xiaohu had to come to the Luoji BBQ stall again and bought another one as it was.

Boss Luo looked at Yang Xiaohu in surprise and said, "Yeah, old customer, didn't you just buy it for a while? Why do you want to buy it again?"

Yang Xiaohu smiled reluctantly and said, "Isn't your barbecue too delicious? If you don't like it, just buy some more."

"Okay, then wait a moment, I'll bake it for you right away!"

"Get it!"

While Yang Xiaohu sat aside and waited, his hands were not idle. He opened the album, looked at the photos he took, and only smashed his head in annoyance.

Just because of a small mistake, the video that was expected to be a hit again turned into a dozen photos with little difference.

On a platform like Weishi, the most popular ones are always videos, just relying on a few photos. If there is not enough good copywriting, it is easy to be overwhelmed, and even the first diversion PK pool cannot be rushed out.

"Hey……"

After looking through the photos, Yang Xiaohu felt clueless, so he could only open Weishi again and look at a few videos on his account.

Earlier, there were some of his own life dynamics in his account. Before posting the "Lobster Banquet" video, these life videos were deleted by him.

There are only five videos in total on this account.

Three of them are related to Lin Fang, one is the lobster feast video, one is the behind-the-scenes video of the lobster feast, and the other is the video of the finely cut cuckold conjecture. These three videos are all explosions, with more than one million views.

Later, Yang Xiaohu tried to replicate this miracle, relying on his work in a five-star hotel, secretly bribing colleagues he met in other high-end restaurants, and tried to make a similar stunt again, but the result was very unsatisfactory.

He spent a lot of energy to come up with things that didn't work, and he even scolded him a lot, so he deleted several articles.

Yang Xiaohu clicked the three popular videos, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he had a new idea.

For a while, he came to inspiration, and Wen Si was like a diarrhoea, and quickly came up with another copy: "The hero of 'The Lobster Banquet' is boundless, guess who is this wearing a hat?"

In these photos, Lin Fang's face was taken clearly, and Xia Xuejian could only see the beauty of his figure. I don't know if it was Yang Xiaohu's luck, or he just happened to hit some people's desire to spy. A few pictures that were not very clear actually became popular.

When Yang Xiaohu paid for the second barbecue, his sixth video had over 10,000 likes and 300,000 views, and it was about to become a hit again.

"YES!"

Yang Xiaohu blushed with excitement as he watched the soaring broadcast volume, he felt like he was going to post it again!

In order to reward himself, Yang Xiaohu simply took a taxi home and bought two beers in the convenience store downstairs, intending to go back and have a good time with his girlfriend.

"Strange... Why is the door locked? Wife, I'm back!"

Yang Xiaohu couldn't open the door with the key. He had to knock a few times. After a while, Xiaoyu opened the door. Her face was red and her forehead was still water stained. She didn't know how it got so hot.

"Why did you come back? I'm starving to death!"

Xiaoyu complained about Yang Xiaohu, and peeked at the curtain position of the balcony with a guilty conscience.

"Hey, don't mention it, it's a long story... Let's eat first, and while we eat, I'll tell you!"

Yang Xiaohu didn't notice Xiaoyu's abnormality, put down the barbecue and beer, and wanted to share his joy with Xiaoyu with an excited face, but when his eyes swept across the balcony, he vaguely saw a shadow...

Without waiting for Yang Xiaohu to think carefully, Xiaoyu suddenly leaned on Yang Xiaohu's body and smelled it, and said with a displeased expression: "Why are you sweating so much on your body, it smells so bad, you should take a shower first, and then eat it! "

"Oops, I'll wash it after I finish eating, anyway, it'll be hot after drinking..."

"Are you washing or not?"

"Okay...I wash, I wash! What a hassle!"

Seeing that Xiaoyu's face was wrong, Yang Xiaohu had to compromise and walk into the bathroom. When he took off his clothes, he muttered to himself: Sooner or later, I will replace you...

As soon as the sound of water in the bathroom rang out, a man ran out from behind the curtains on the balcony. He smiled and leaned in front of Xiaoyu, kissed her hard, and squeezed her body with both hands, just rubbing her for a while.

Xiaoyu's stimulated legs were clamped, and she weakly tried to push the man away: "Damn, why don't you go! My boyfriend has already returned!"

"Hey...what are you afraid of?"

The man glanced at the bathroom and teased: "Your boyfriend, either secretly filmed or made up a video with a cuckold title, if he didn't have this kind of desire in his heart, why would he keep posting all this? Maybe, he knows about the two of us. It's not necessary to get excited nosebleeds..."

When Xiaoyu heard the man's loud voice, she was so scared that she almost urinated. She pushed him hard and said, "Let's go! My boyfriend takes a bath very quickly. If he finds out, he will die. !"

"Okay, I'll go, I'll go! But... let me touch again..."

The man smiled evilly and reached out and touched Xiaoyu's trousers. He took them out after a few minutes. He smelled it before he left, and when he left, he didn't forget to remind: "Xiaoyu, remember to spend more on your boyfriend tomorrow. A period of time, time is too short, not fun!"

"I know, you bastard!"

Xiaoyu's whole body was soft on the sofa, unable to move.

...

The next day was originally a weekend, so there was no need to go to work, but Wu Qingsong took on a big case and needed help temporarily. Lin Fang received an overtime notice early in the morning.

Because of the temporary notice, I specifically promised three times the overtime pay, only half a day of work and a lunch.

When the administrative lady called, she specially reminded ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ to work overtime is completely voluntary, and it is okay to not come.

Lin Fang thought that the appointment with Bai Zhi was to go shopping in the afternoon, and there was still time. There was no delay in working overtime in the morning, and he could also mix some overtime pay and a lunch. Naturally, this kind of good thing cannot be missed.

What Lin Fang didn't expect was that when he packed up and went to work, he didn't realize the taste of overtime, but he first felt the fire-like enthusiasm of the ladies at the front desk.

The three of them forced him into the corner of the safe passage, looking at him with burning eyes, with "I want to gossip" written all over their faces.

Lin Fang felt uncomfortable being stared at by the three of them, and subconsciously dodged back, it was really a bit too much for Qi Muyao today, she didn't always shrink at the end of the front three group and stayed far away from Lin Fang.

I don't know what medicine she took wrong today, but she was actually very close.

Her work uniform jacket was fine, but she didn't know if the shirt was a size smaller, and it collapsed very tightly. As she leaned over like this, Lin Fang felt a lot of pressure, and there was always a worry that she would encounter "facial cleanser" at any time.

If the body recovers after the payment, Lin Dangduan is not worried, there are channels for release anyway.

But now Fu Hao is still an "injury number", with a high free card, even if Lin Fang has infinite energy, he can only choose to hold back.

Yesterday, Xia Xuejian teased him again. Lin Fang at this time was basically 90% similar to Teddy.

At this time, Qi Muyao was so close to Lin Fang because he wanted to hear gossip.

The faint fragrance of perfume mixed with a milky fragrance seems to have infinite magic power, making it difficult for Lin Fang to focus on the problems of the three young ladies. His eyes unconsciously fell on Qi Muyao's lips. On her shirt, on her legs under her skirt...