I’m Not a Scumbag

When Lin Fang answered the phone, there were still some murmurs in his heart.

When Ning Xin separated from him, she agreed to go to the bathroom to clean up.

You can't meet some bad person, can you?

It's hard to say. After all, in a place like a bar, there are many fish and dragons. It is inevitable that some corpse collectors are brave enough to go directly to the infield to pick up corpses.

Lin Fang thought about it and quickly connected.

"Sister Lian, how can you hang up on me! Are you going too far? Are there any sisters like you? Let me tell you, go into the women's toilet, go into the third hole from the left, buy me a package of sanitary napkins, and lengthen them. Night-use type, the amount is a bit large, hurry up, my feet are numb! Hang up!"

"…"

WHATTHEFXCK?

What did I just hear?

I didn't hear about the women's toilet, the No. 3 pit, the sanitary napkin, and the night-use type!

Lin Fang silently put the phone back on the table and looked at He Lianxiang a little embarrassedly.

I had known that Ning Xin was talking about this kind of thing on the phone, it would be better not to answer the call, what should I do now?

If she pretended she didn't know, Ning Xin was still squatting in the bathroom. If she didn't give it to her, she would have been sealed there and squatted with varicose veins, which was a little inhumane.

But if you don't pretend...

In Muse, He Lianxiang is very famous. Few people don't know her beauty, but when Muse comes out, who knows who she is?

In He Lianxiang's current state, asking her to go to the supermarket to buy sanitary napkins would be equivalent to letting her go out and be picked up by someone.

Trouble!

Lin Fangchou scratched his head straightly. Of the four women on the table, one was completely drunk, three were six or seven percent drunk, and none of them were relieved.

Hey, this is forcing me!

Lin Fang sighed, helplessly got up from the wine table, what else could he do? Just buy it!

For the delivery problem, you can ask the wine delivery girl for help, but for the purchase problem, you can only solve it yourself.

Lin Fang stopped a wine delivery girl, touched his pocket, and found that he had no cash on him, so he had to say: "Beauty, please help me take care of them, I'll go out to buy something, and I'll be back in ten minutes at most! Add me. WeChat, I'll send you a red envelope."

The wine delivery girl saw Lin Fang, stared at him for a long time, and said, "No, no, I should take care of the guests. Hey...Sir, you look familiar! Your voice seems a little familiar..."

Lin Fang looked up, stunned for a moment, and subconsciously wanted to cover his face.

He thought about reuniting with Miao Xiaoxuan countless times, but he never thought that he would meet Miao Xiaoxuan under such circumstances.

Speaking of which, he still owes Miao Xiaoxuan a sum of money, because Xiao Yumeng was a distraction, he never had the chance to pay it back to Miao Xiaoxuan.

Right now, it's an opportunity.

But…

Lin Fang felt that now is really not a good opportunity to meet each other.

Even if they knew each other, he would have to wait until he returned after buying the sanitary napkins. First, remove Ning Xin's seal and find a way.

Lin Xinxin made a decision, so he didn't insist on giving Miao Xiaoxuan a red envelope, which would have to be revealed.

He smiled and said in a deliberately rough voice: "Maybe I'm a public face. Then you help me watch them first. I'll go out beforehand, and I'll thank you later!"

"It sounds like this... I'm not familiar with it again... Oh, good sir, I'm not too busy anyway, I'll help you watch first!"

"thanks!"

"You are welcome!"

Lin Fang hurriedly walked out of the Muse Bar and looked around. There was a supermarket opposite the bar. He didn't feel ashamed to go there. The location is too good, there are many people coming and going, and there are many people entering and leaving the supermarket, so it is easy to be photographed secretly.

He took out his mobile phone and looked at the nearby map, and found that there were several supermarkets in the middle of the street and at the end of the street, and there were three in the street, one big, two small, one big and two small.

Lin Fang decisively chose the larger one in the street and ran over. The reason for choosing the big supermarket was that one was worried that the small supermarket would not be able to buy suitable ones, and the other was considering that the large supermarket had many shelves and more obstructions. , it is easier to cover the face.

Facts have proved that Lin Fang's choice was very wise. When he secretly took two packs of extended night use and threw them into the shopping basket, no one noticed at all.

In order to cover these girls' supplies, Lin Fang deliberately bought a few packets of snacks and threw them in.

Everything went well, but his luck seemed to run out when he checked out.

There was a long line of people checking out, and what was even more embarrassing was that the people standing before and after Lin Fang were all girls, not a single man.

It wasn't that there were no men who wanted to follow in the queue, but they were all pushed aside by the girls.

"Why are there so many people?"

Lin Fang clearly remembered that he deliberately made a secret observation before checking out. It was because he found that there were only two people waiting for the checkout in the cashier passage, so he quickened his pace and tried to pay the bill quickly and leave.

Just don't know what happened, suddenly a group of girls ran over and ran in front of him.

The point is, the girls in front of and behind him seem to be together.

Lin Fang thought about it for a while, but still felt a little embarrassed. He turned his head to the girl behind him and said, "I'm not in a hurry, you seem to be together, why don't you go first..."

Click!

The girl behind Lin Fang forgot to turn off the flash, and her action of secretly photographing Lin Fang froze there.

"No need, we've all settled the bill!"

The girl stuck out her tongue at Lin Fang in embarrassment, pulled the girl behind her, and ran towards the non-shopping aisle.

The girl in front of Lin Fang also turned her head and smiled at him, took out her mobile phone and took two pictures before saying, "We are students from a nearby middle school, we just came in with you for self-study last night. , I just want to secretly take two photos. The one who just ran away is the mastermind, if you want to blame, you can blame her, hee hee... let's go, handsome little brother!"

After speaking, the girl in front took the other girl's hand and ran towards the non-shopping aisle.

what's the situation?

Lin Fang took a closer look, and as soon as the girl in front and behind left, the surroundings were empty, and it was actually his turn to check out.

The cashier is a woman in her thirties who seems to have been married. Her face is round and her body is a little fat. When she saw Lin Fang, even though she knew it was impossible, her eyes couldn't help but lit up, and her voice lit up. They are much softer than before: "Sir, do you have a membership card? Is this the only one?"

"No, that's all, please hurry up a little bit."

"Okay sir! Do you need a shopping bag?"

"I want one."

"Okay, sir!"

The cashier smiled, took a shopping bag from under the cash register, scanned the contents of the shopping basket one by one and put them in. When she scanned two bags for extended night use, she paused for a while, still very He hurriedly threw them into the shopping bag.

"A total of thirty-five yuan and two, may I ask you WeChat, credit card or cash?"

"WeChat!"

When the cashier watched Lin Fang scan the QR code to check out, there was a little more envy in her eyes, she couldn't help but whispered: "Sir, your girlfriend is so happy, you are so handsome, and you are willing to do this kind of thing for her, It's so sweet!"

Ah?

Lin Fang looked up at the cashier and knew that she had misunderstood him.

He wanted to say that he didn't buy it for his girlfriend, but when he thought of the consequences of saying this, Lin Fang could only sigh to himself, smiled and nodded, choosing to default.

A girlfriend like Ning Xin has been misunderstood a lot, it is better than misunderstanding that she is a pervert.

After paying the bill, Lin Fang walked out of the supermarket with a shopping bag, feeling a layer of white sweat all over his body.

This kind of experience, he really doesn't want to have a second time!

Lin Fang rushed back to the bar as fast as possible, just as Miao Xiaoxuan was struggling to press He Lianxiang and the other three girls back one by one, He Lianxiang's cell phone was about to explode on the table and no one cared.

The wines of these women...

Seeing Lin Fang appear, Miao Xiaoxuan felt as if she had been granted amnesty, she quickly stepped aside and said to Lin Fang, "Sir, you are back! The three of them have to make a fuss about going to dance, but I'm afraid they are in this state. They were all drunk on the dance floor, and I couldn't take care of them, so I forcibly stopped them..."

"I've made you worry, I'll leave the following matters to me. But... I still want to trouble you. Take this bag to the bathroom and give it to Miss Ning Xin, who is in the third pit from the left. When handing it over to her, trouble you. Make sure it's me."

"Ah? Send something to the toilet..."

Miao Xiaoxuan was a little reluctant. She felt that the guests at this table were too much trouble. If it wasn't for the fact that Lin Fang looked familiar and looked like someone she knew, no matter how handsome he was, Miao Xiaoxuan would not want to help.

In the end, it helped again and again, it was like a dog skin plaster, and it couldn't be shaken off.

"I'm sorry, sir, my colleague was calling me just now. I'm a little too busy, or else... can you deliver it yourself?"

Hearing that Miao Xiaoxuan rejected her, what she said was a little unseemly, but Lin Fang felt a little happy.

He knew that until now Miao Xiaoxuan had not been able to recognize herself.

If that's the case, then it's just a showdown.

Lin Fang pretended to recognize Miao Xiaoxuan just now, he let out a light murmur, and said, "You are... Miao Xiaoxuan, right? With so much makeup, I was in a hurry to go out to buy something, but I really didn't recognize it!"

"You are…"

Lin Fang smiled slightly, didn't answer, and asked instead, "Have you brought your cell phone?"

"I brought it, but I don't know you!"

Lin Fang smiled and didn't say a word. He directly transferred 1,500 yuan to Miao Xiaoxuan and said, "Just confirm, do you know me now?"

Miao Xiaoxuan took out her phone and looked down, then looked up sharply at Lin Fang, and said in disbelief, "You... are you Lin Fang?"

"it's me."

"How can it be?"

"What's impossible?"

"You can't be like this...No, I mean, you are too...changed too much now!"

Miao Xiaoxuan confirmed Lin Fang's identity and was a little incoherent.

In her mind, Lin Fang is of course handsome, but being as handsome as he is now is a bit too much.

"So... can I ask you to help me?"

"Of course! Of course I can! But I can't take the money!"

"Have you forgotten that the money was originally yours, and I never had a chance to pay you back?"

"It's mine, but it's not all mine! So I can't take it!"

"Is that so..."

Lin Fang saw Miao Xiaoxuan's persistence, thought for a while, and simply gave her another thousand and two, and said with a smile, "Can you accept it now?"

"Well, then I'll accept it!"

Miao Xiaoxuan happily accepted the transfer of 1,200, and then clicked delete to delete the chat history, and then put the phone back in her pocket.

Seeing her complete a series of actions in one go, Lin Fang couldn't help but a flash of admiration flashed in his eyes.

Miao Xiaoxuan's actions seem old-fashioned, but they reveal her persistence.

She and Xiao Yumeng are both students. In addition to part-time jobs in a wedding company, they are forced to work in bars. It is conceivable how poor she has lived during this time.

But even so, Miao Xiaoxuan didn't think about charging Lin Fang a penny too much, and it was fine if she insisted on not accepting it. After Lin Fang made another transfer, she subconsciously deleted the chat history after confirming the transfer. suspected.

These details, without a good family education, will not be noticed.

"Okay!"

Miao Xiaoxuan put away her phone, took the shopping bag from Lin Fang, and said, "The third pit on the left side of the bathroom, Miss Ning Xin, right?"

"Yes, your memory is really good..."

"Of course, don't look at me as an art school student, my academic performance is not bad, and of course my memory is good, I'm a student!"

Accidentally saw another side of Miao Xiaoxuan, which surprised Lin Fang somewhat.

However, at the wine table, He Lianxiang's phone was still vibrating frantically, and Ning Xin's phone number and avatar on the show kept flashing. All of this made Lin Fang have no time to chat with Miao Xiaoxuan too much.

He had no choice but to say, "Then I'll trouble you, please make a trip!"

"What are you talking about, we are friends, it's not troublesome at all, hee hee!"

Miao Xiaoxuan waved at Lin Fang and ran to the bathroom happily.

After Lin relaxed, he glanced at the three drunken women who were stopped by him, but still muttered and wanted to go out, almost hanging on him.

The foreign wine in the wine box on the table has long been drained, and the wine bottle next to UU Reading www.uukanshu.com is also empty. There is no doubt that the rest of the wine in it has also been drank by them.

Looking at the champagne next to him, there was only the last bottle left that had not been opened in time. The others were all drunk, leaving only a little bit of the bottom of the bottle.

There is still Miao Xiaoxuan watching over it. If Miao Xiaoxuan is not there, I am afraid that the last bottle will also be drunk, and maybe a few more sets will be added.

Fortunately, this is all about to end!

Miao Xiaoxuan is a girl after all, she has to take care of three people by herself, it is inevitable that she will struggle.

Lin Fang was much stronger than her, and when he pressed it casually, he would press someone onto a chair. To see who was dishonest, he would simply press someone else's leg on top of her, making her unable to get up.

After a little stacking, the three girls were all bound by their hands and feet, and no matter how much they shouted, they couldn't get up.

At this time, Ning Xin, who had been squatting in the bathroom for a long time, finally walked over.

Seeing Ning Xin move one step at a time, her movements slow and strange, almost without image, Lin Fang almost didn't laugh.

Behind her, Miao Xiaoxuan kept covering her mouth and holding back.

It seems that Ning Xin is quite numb!

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