I’m Not a Scumbag

Fang Lingxian smiled and took out the phone.

"Let me do it!"

When the waiter saw Fang Lingxian scanning the QR code to check out, her eyes widened.

No matter how she looked at it, she didn't think that Lin Fang and Fang Lingxian were a couple.

Only after a woman has taken over a man's financial power, will she choose to pay when she eats with her man. At other times, it is an authentic iron rooster.

Seeing that Fang Lingxian actually took the initiative to pay the bill instead of making excuses to delay, the waiter couldn't help but look at Lin Fang again.

She felt that there was only one truth: Lin Fanghuo... Lin Fang is so handsome!

As soon as the meal was over, Lin Fang wanted to leave.

But he felt that this was a bit too realistic. Out of courtesy, he said to Lingxian: "Lingxian, what other arrangements do you have? If not..."

I want to go first...

If I say that, it should be very polite, right... Maybe?

Fang Lingxian rolled her eyes at Lin Fang and said, "I have an arrangement! Don't try to trick me into playing the doll machine with you, naive or not?"

Lin Fang: "???"

Why didn't I know I still had this hobby?

And... Who is going to trick you into playing the doll machine? I just want to go one step ahead...

Since Fang Lingxian still has arrangements, Lin Fang is even more reluctant to say that he is leaving, so he can only reluctantly say: "Then what arrangements do you have?"

Fang Lingxian raised her chin slightly, and said proudly, "How about going to play the shooting machine, is it more advanced?"

Ha ha!

Really advanced... a ghost!

They are all toys from the video game city. Who can be more advanced than the shooting machine and the doll machine?

Lin Fang smiled awkwardly but politely, and gave Fang Lingxian a look to let her experience it for herself.

Obviously, Fang Lingxian didn't have that cell, she successfully understood the mistake and mistakenly thought that Lin Fang was complimenting her for her advanced arrangement.

She took Lin Fang's arm happily, and said, "I knew you felt advanced too, let's go, let's go to the video game city!"

Can you not go...

I'm almost graduating from college, I've never touched video games, I'm not interested in video games!

Lin Fang was dragged away from the barbecue shop by Fang Lingxian, and after a short walk, he arrived at a video game city.

The video game city is very large and covers a wide area, and there are thousands of machines at a glance.

As soon as you enter the most conspicuous position, there are two rows of dancing machines. Some young ladies in cool clothes have almost wrapped the dancing machines. Some people dance and some people shoot videos.

Lin Fang couldn't see clearly, he only saw that these young ladies were all in good shape, with twisted little butts, and long legs dangling, which made people emotional...

Before Lin Fang could see the faces of the girls and leave more material for the lonely night, he was forced by Fang Lingxian to miss the swaying dances of the girls and passed through the shooting game area and the racing game area. , All the way to the doll machine, Fang Lingxian just stopped.

"Wait for me here now, I'll go buy some game coins."

"…"

Anyway, you want to buy coins, why can't you let me wait for you at the dance machine?

There are so many ladies over there twisting their butts, how pleasing it is to look at?

What is there to see here, there are no ghosts... oh, there is a little radish head!

What's so beautiful about a radish head?

O woman!

Lin Fang watched Fang Lingxian leave, but felt that she was full of slops, as if complaining.

Forget it, anyway, it's idle and boring, it's better to watch the little radish catch the doll.

Lin Fang walked to a loli who was not as tall as his pants, leaned against another doll machine with his arms in his arms, and watched the little radish head operate.

Boom boom boom, boom boom! call out! White to give.

Ha, ya, bang, bang, bang! call out! White to give.

"Yawn...(__)(-.-)(~O~)...(-.-

Lin Fang yawned a lot, watching the little radish punch and kick the doll machine, but he didn't catch a single hair. It was so boring that he almost fell asleep.

"That big-headed monster over there, can you go further, you have influenced my performance!"

The little radish has a cute head, her voice is super cute, she dresses up beautifully, and looks very tutored, but as soon as she speaks, people can't help but want to sit on her **** to death, all over her body. In exposing the breath of the bear child who is about to burst into the air.

Lin Fang glanced at the little radish head and deliberately teased her: "Do you want my brother to help you? Which one do you want, I'll help you pick it out."

The little radish curled his lips in disdain, and said: "I have clamped dozens of times, I have tried all the doll machines here, and I haven't caught any of them. There is a problem with their doll machines, you can't clamp them out. !"

Oh, look at your little expression, is this something to be proud of?

Is it a shame?

O woman!

Whether it is an eight-year-old radish head or an eighty-year-old lady, it is indeed a virtue!

Lin Fang glanced back, Fang Lingxian didn't know what was delayed, and he still hadn't come back.

Anyway, I was idle and bored. Lin Fang yawned again, looked at the little radish head, and said, "What if I clip it out?"

"If you could get it out..."

The little radish head turned her eyes a few times, she snapped her fingers, raised her chin slightly, and said to Lin Fang like a gift: "Then I'll kiss you, how's it going, you are cheap!"

Lin Fang: "…"

Why do I want to sit on your **** to death?

You are the weird slut! I haven't graduated from college yet, I'm young and beautiful, I'm in full bloom, I'm young!

Lin Fang didn't want to deal with this little radish head anymore, he turned his head and left.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute!"

Despite her short head and legs, Little Carrot can run quite fast. She caught up with Lin Fang in a few steps, grabbed his belt and didn't let go, and shouted, "Well, you look pretty good, and you're also dressed as a human being. It's like a dog, if you can help me get the doll, I will introduce my mother to you, how about it? Surprise?

Lin Fang: "…"

Now I want to kill you even more!

Whose child is this, is there anyone in charge?

"Let go! I can't catch dolls, I can't catch them!"

"Liar!"

The little radish gave Lin Fang a blank look, and said: "You just leaned against the doll machine with very little force, but you didn't move at all, and your expression was always relaxed, which shows that your balance ability is very strong. You turned around and left. When you are in a hurry, you are unrestrained and unpretentious, which shows that your body control ability is very strong. With these two points alone, you must be a master at grasping dolls!"

Oh, what a good look!

Lin Fang turned around and looked at the little radish head. No matter how annoying this little boy was, his vision was really good.

So many of his ex-girlfriends didn't notice his abnormality, but they were seen by this arrogant child who looked no more than seven or eight years old.

I don't know what a wonderful person her mother is.

Pooh!

I don't care who her mother is?

Lin Fang glanced at the little radish head and said, "I can help you clip the doll if you want, you can do me a favor later..."

When Lin Fang finished his request, Xiao Luotou looked at him with an extremely strange look.

Lin Fang felt like a scumbag under scrutiny, which made him uncomfortable.

"Don't help, I'm leaving."

"Big brother, don't go, I promise you can't do it!"

O woman!

Still can't escape the true fragrance law?

Lin Fang pouted, stretched out his hand and said, "Give me the game coins."

Snapped!

Lin Fang: "???"

Looking at the two game coins lying in the palm of his hand, Lin Fang looked at the little radish head and said, "You only have two left?"

"what!"

Xiaoruotou said confidently: "There is a problem with the doll machines in this house. There are 20 machines in total. I have tried them from the beginning to the end, and each machine has been tried three times. These two are gift coins. Both are gone."

Lin Fang sarcastically said: "Then you are really excellent!"

Xiaoruotou nodded vigorously and said, "I also think I'm very good!"

Lin Fang: "…"

I'm making fun of you, can't you hear me?

Forget it, I don't know anything like a bear child.

Lin Fang randomly chose a doll machine, tried the strength with the joystick, put the game coins in, turned his head and asked her, "Which doll do you want?"

"Big brother, don't you have to choose a machine?"

"If you don't believe me, do it yourself. Believe me and shut up!"

"Oh…"

"Which toy do you want?"

"Didn't you let me speak?"

"Then shut up, I choose the biggest one!"

"Humph!"

Xiao Luotou took a step back, stood behind Lin Fang, and punched and kicked at his back. Although she didn't really hit Lin Fang, she felt refreshed for a while, and then she stood up. Watching Lin Fang perform.

Once Lin Fang made a mistake, she could jump out at any time to mock Lin Fang for cheating the children's game coins.

Putting in the game currency to activate the game, and touching the joystick of the doll machine, he obviously felt a little strange. Lin Fang clearly felt that it was not difficult for him to control the grappling hook of the doll machine.

It may be a bit exaggerated to say that it is like an arm and a finger, but it is easy to say where it is.

Lin Fang could clearly feel that when the joystick was turned to the left, there was actually a force to the right controlling the grappling hook, and when the joystick was turned to the right, another force to the left was controlling the grappling hook.

This force is not large, so subtle that ordinary people can't notice it, and only Lin Fang can detect the abnormality when he is in this body.

Lin Fang controlled the grappling hook and fell to the largest toy in the doll machine. Before the grappling hook was closed, he violently pushed the joystick, causing the grappling hook and the toy to swing to the left. Only then press the close button.

Ding dong! wow wow! wow wow!

The huge teddy bear was thrown out by the grappling hook and fell into the exit. Lin Fang touched it down and grabbed the teddy bear, which was half the height of a bear child, with a satisfied smile on his face.

Not bad, but the game is a little too easy!

"Ah ah ah..."

When Xiaoruotou saw that Lin Fang really grabbed the doll, she was still thinking about it. The biggest teddy bear in the doll machine, she screamed excitedly, and rushed directly to the teddy bear, trying to knock the big teddy bear away. All in his arms.

But she was just over a meter and barely had to buy a child's ticket, but the teddy bear was 70 centimeters long. Even if she tried her best, she only wrapped half of the fat teddy bear, and she couldn't put the toy at all. The bear hugged.

"Big brother, you are awesome, awesome, awesome... teddy bear! teddy bear! teddy bear! giggling..."

Lin Fang glanced at the happy, incoherent, little radish head hanging on the teddy bear. He was a little helpless, and said a little funny: "Can you loosen it up first..."

Children's happiness is really simple, a teddy bear makes the little radish happy like this.

Still a child after all!

"I won't let go!"

Xiao Luotou looked at Lin Fang vigilantly, and said loudly: "You are already an adult, you have to say what you say. After you have said that all the dolls you catch are mine, you can't go back! Be careful when I tell people, you are Blame Shu Mi! You want to kidnap me to see goldfish! It's almost as if you let go!"

Lin Fang: "…"

I take back what I just said, this is a bear child, I really want to kill her!

Lin Fang took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and said with a smile: "If I let go, you will fall into a big somersault, do you believe it? You are all hanging on this bear, I let you loose because I am afraid that you will fall, okay? Okay!"

"Really?"

The little radish looked suspiciously at the teddy bear, then looked at Lin Fang cautiously, then looked at himself carefully, and then he was embarrassed...

She found that she seemed to have really misunderstood Lin Fang.

Little Radish's eyes rolled a few times, she first let go of the teddy bear, then waved at Lin Fang, and said, "Big brother, kneel down, I'll tell you a secret..."

"I don't want to listen, I'll give you the toys, give you the game coins, I'm leaving!"

Lin Fang had already recognized the nature of the little radish-headed bear and the little pig's hoof, and no longer wanted her to help.

Let her help, I'm afraid it will only help more and more!

"Big brother, you...you murdered me...woooo...wow..."

Lin Fang: "…"

I misunderstood you, you are not only a bear child, a pig's hoof, but also a playwright!

Even if Lin Fangming knew that the little radish head was fake crying, he could only squat down in resignation and coaxed her: "Okay, okay, I squatted down, I was wrong, I shouldn't kill you, it's my fault , don't cry, I'll grab a baby for you later!"

"Really?"

The little radish head released his hands covering his eyes, revealing two gaps, and confirmed, "Then I want a big teddy bear, can you catch it?"

"of course."

"you promise?"

"I promise!"

"Pull hook?"

"Pull the hook!"

"It's even more stamped!"

"Seal! Seal!"

Wooden ah!

Lin Fang followed Xiaoruotou's request and walked down a set of procedures. Xiaoruotou suddenly came up to him and kissed him on the face. Then she smiled and hugged the teddy bear away, jumping happily, "Big brother is so nice. , I forgive you!"

O woman!

Are you calling me to do something? I want your forgiveness?

Can you be more sincere when you cry, without a single tear, you little pig's hoof!

Lin Fang stood up and walked to another doll machine. Each doll machine has only one big teddy bear. The one just now had been cleared by Lin Fang, and he could only replace it with another one.

With the same action, when Lin Fang operated the doll machine again, he felt more relaxed than the last time.

Three clicks and five divides two, just listen to the ding dong, and then there is the reward alarm of wow, wow, and the second large teddy bear is thrown out.

"Wow ah ah ah... teddy bear! teddy bear! teddy bear! two teddy bears! two teddy bears! two teddy bears!

She got another teddy bear, and the little radish head almost went crazy. She hugged the second teddy bear that Lin Fang handed over. The whole person was covered, and the little head was buried in it, so no one could see it. arrive.

After being happy for a while, the little radish head suddenly wanted to cry. She found that the teddy bear was too big. She was holding two teddy bears, and she couldn't even see the road clearly. She walked top-heavy and shaky. may fall.

"Big brother, I can't hold it, can you help me..."

The little radish head held his mouth and looked at Lin Fang aggrievedly, blinking his eyes desperately to be cute, but he forgot that her entire small face was covered by the teddy bear, and Lin Fang couldn't see her expression at all.

Lin Fang laughed as the little radish's head was crumbling under the pressure of the two teddy bears, but she was reluctant to let go of either one. The picture was too animated, and it made people laugh.

He took the two teddy bears from the little radish head, so he said in a difficult way: "I have to play with my friends in a while, I can't help you with one toy, who brought you here, I will take two Will Big Bear give it to him?"

"It's a little bear, two little bears!"

Xiaoluotou seriously corrected Lin Fang's mistake, and then said aggrievedly: "Mom brought me here, she wants to talk about things, so let me play here by myself, and I agree to come and pick me up later, I will pay The money is all used up and she hasn't come yet, woo woo woo..."

Cry, then cry!

You look so beautiful when you cry, but there are no tears...

Lin Fang squinted at the little radish head, watching her perform with a half-smile.

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Little radish howled dryly for a while, without waiting for any comfort, she glanced at Lin Fang secretly, and found that he was indifferent, like a ruthless scumbag.

For a while, the little radish head will be gone.

Hello!

Why are you looking at me like that, you have no sympathy?

No pity on me, still laughing!

You have disrupted my thinking, I don't even know how to continue acting... I don't know how to sue my mother!

"If you don't tell the truth, I'll leave the bear and go. I lose three numbers, 3!"

"I said! I sneaked out to play by myself, and my mother didn't even know! Humph! Big liar! If you can count 3, how can anyone count 3 directly?"

The little radish stared at Lin Fang angrily, his face full of displeasure.

Lin Fang glanced at the little radish head and said, "Didn't I say I'm the countdown?"

Little radish head: "…"

Seeing the little radish's head being blocked by himself, Lin Fang only felt refreshed.

I really deserve to be me, man enough!

Punching the Nanshan Bear Nursing Home, kicking the Beihai Bear Kindergarten, and bullying the bear children.

Bullying and playing bear children, things still need to be resolved, Lin Fang touched his chin and said, "Trouble, what's your phone number? I'll call your mother and ask her to come pick you up."

"I do not want!"

The little radish glared at Lin Fang angrily, and said loudly, "Mom is a big liar. I broke up with her! I don't want to call her!"

Tsk, bear boy, it's really worrying!

Lin Fang could imagine what the little radish head's mother was already in a hurry.

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