I’m Not a Scumbag

Lin Fang knew for a long time that Liu Shiman had a daughter, but at that time, Liu Shiman's impression in his eyes was very shallow. Apart from the labels of beautiful wife and beautiful mother, she was very playful and flirtatious. Stereotype.

Even after getting along with Liu Shiman more, knowing that she works hard to run a yoga club, and even knowing that her tea skills are very good, Lin Fang's impression of her is not much better.

From Lin Fang's point of view, he even looked down on Liu Shiman a little.

It was not until he took over Liu Shiman's divorce case and knew what kind of rotten Pan Yunsheng was that Lin Fang stopped looking at Liu Shiman with tinted glasses.

Until this moment, Lin Fang's impression of Liu Shiman had changed 180 degrees.

There is a husband like Pan Yunsheng, who carries a large amount of foreign debt, has to support a gold-sucking beast studying in a closed private aristocratic elementary school, and has to earn money to support his family alone, Liu Shiman really belongs to himself, and can use it for relaxation and leisure time. Very little.

It's no wonder that when Lin Fang usually peeks at the screen in the wingman group, he can often see Liu Shiman talking, but he can hardly see anyone she meets offline unless Lin Fang is willing to be present.

Perhaps, bragging and farting in the group is already Liu Shiman's way of relaxing.

Lin Wai's eyes were on the little radish head, but Liu Shiman's thoughts were in his mind. Before he knew it, he had a deeper understanding of her.

Liu Yinuo sniffed and did not cry. Instead, she comforted Fang Lingxian with a bright smile on her face: "Sister don't cry! Sister doesn't cry! Now that I have a brother and sister, I'm no longer an orphan! I just don't know, Do you think I'm annoying and don't want to play with me!"

Fang Lingxian hurriedly said: "No! No! It's too late for me to be happy, how could I find you annoying?"

"Uh…"

Lin Fang glanced at Fang Lingxian again and rubbed his forehead, a little blind.

This girl's high force value is really high, and her naivety is also really naive.

Xiao Luotou endured the grief, and in turn comforted Fang Lingxian's acting skills were really good. If Lin Fang was in his previous life, he might have been recruited, but in this life, he was bombarded by N ex-girlfriends so many times in turn ability.

He could see at a glance that the little radish head was trying to retreat, plus emotional kidnapping, forcibly sticking to Lin Fang and Fang Lingxian.

It would be fine if no one answered, Fang Lingxian agreed, it would be strange that Liu Yinuo didn't climb up the pole!

"Wood! Thank you, sister!"

Liu Yinuo kissed Fang Lingxian hard, very happy, and then looked at Lin Fang expectantly, blinking desperately to pretend to be innocent, and didn't speak, just looked at Lin Fang so cutely.

Hey... I lost to you!

Even if he knew that Liu Yinuo was acting, Lin Fang really liked it.

Liu Yinuo is so cute, well-behaved, and good-looking, even if it is a lie, it can be forgiven.

Lin Fang sighed and said, "Stop acting, I'm not bothering you, I'll play with you in the future!"

"Wow..."

The little radish jumped directly into Lin Fang's arms happily, hugged his face, swiped left and right, kissed non-stop, and cheered incessantly: "Brother! Brother! Thank you brother, thank you brother, brother really Good! Wood! Wood! Wood!"

"Stop kissing, annoying jerk..."

Lin Fang refused on the lips, but he enjoyed it very much in his heart.

In his last life, he wanted a younger sister very much, but it was a regret in his heart that his mother and father beat him to death to not have a second child.

Later, the reason why I promised my mother a blind date was not because I had the idea of ​​having a daughter.

In this life, there is more sister Lin Xiaolei. She is still very good-looking, but she has a dog temper, which is annoying!

Lin Fang's greatest pleasure is to make Lin Xiaolei angry, and then slap her face with the money to coax her.

It's fun to be like this, but there's no such thing as ironing (yu) posts like a well-behaved daughter who raises a little padded jacket.

Many times, the reason why a man wants to have a well-behaved and sensible sister is to experience the fun of raising a daughter in advance, to dress up his sister beautifully, and to feed him all kinds of delicious food.

At least for now, the little radish head gave Lin Fang such a feeling.

Fang Lingxian was very happy to be kissed by Liu Yinuo at first, but now she is suddenly unhappy again.

I was afraid of comparison in everything, and promised the same thing. When she agreed, Xiaoluotou just kissed her happily, but when Lin Fang agreed, Xiaoluotou jumped into Lin Fang's arms and turned left and right. , It's endless, it's annoying to watch!

That's right, Fang Lingxian is jealous!

She was jealous that Lin Fang was more popular with Little Carrot Head than herself. Why?

Fang Lingxiangou couldn't hold two taels of oil in her stomach, so she directly asked Xiang Xiaoruotou and said, "Nuo Nuo, brother and sister have promised to play with you, why do you seem to like brother more?"

"Whee…"

The little radish turned her head and smiled shyly at Fang Lingxian, and said, "Sister only spends money playing games, but brother can earn money playing games!"

sleep... trough...

Are the children of today so real?

I'm so... speechless!

Fang Lingxian looked at the little radish head, dumbfounded.

She never thought that the reason why a child prefers a person is so simple.

It's clear that I'm better looking, I'm better at playing, and I'm more powerful... Well, I really can't make money playing games!

Fang Lingxian looked at Lin Fang with some jealousy. The strange ability to earn money by playing games didn't seem too great, but at this moment, she really wanted it!

"cough!"

Lin Fang couldn't stand the hot eyes of Fang Lingxian. He changed the subject and said, "Nuo Nuo, you haven't told us yet, why did you run away from home!"

"emmmm..."

The little radish head puffed out his cheeks, and the originally cute little face was puffed up into a more cute shape.

Fang Lingxian couldn't hold back, she directly took out her phone, clicked it a few times, and took some pictures.

The little radish looked at Lin Fang, and then whispered after a while, "I'll tell my brothers and sisters, my mother will come later, you have to keep it a secret!"

Still a child after all!

Lin Fang thought it was a little funny, but he still nodded and said, "Okay, I promise not to say it!"

Little radish nodded, then turned to look at Fang Lingxian who was still taking pictures.

"what?"

Fang Lingxian was stunned for a moment, then nodded quickly and said, "Okay! Good! I promise not to say anything!"

With the assurances of the two adults, Xiaoruotou took a deep breath and said, "I know that my parents are getting divorced, and I am willing to follow my mother. But...the parent-child meeting in the new semester, there is a parent-child activity, There's an essay about my dad. I know I can't get my dad to show up, so I want to find another dad, a fake dad!"

"…"

Lin Fang turned his head and glanced at the video game city, then looked at the little radish head, and said, "So...you ran to the video game city to find your father?"

"Of course not! I'm not stupid!"

Liu Yinuo quickly shook her head, of course she didn't call Wancheng to find her father, but the real situation didn't seem to be much better.

She felt a little embarrassed and said hesitantly: "I went to the nearby Huawei experience store at first. Mobile phones and computers in their store can access the Internet at will, so I posted a post in the post bar, and then screened it. , I finally chose a few similar ones, and made an appointment with them to meet in the video game city. It's... just..."

"How is it?"

Liu Yinuo may think that long pain is worse than short pain, she said with some shame: "It's just that I accidentally bought too many game coins, just focusing on grabbing the doll, but I forgot about it. Who are they, what? When to come, when to leave, I don't know at all..."

"Uh…"

Lin Fang thought it was funny, but he also took it for granted.

Even if Liu Yinuo is a ghost, he is only a child under ten years old.

Lin Fang clapped his hands and said, "Okay, this is the end of the matter. Sister Lingxian and I will help you keep it a secret. However, don't do such unreliable things to find your father in the future. Otherwise, I will I can't promise to tell your mother!"

"Oh…"

Liu Yinuo reluctantly agreed, pulling the elder with a small face.

She murmured: "Actually, I don't necessarily have to see those fake dads, just in case those three are wearing sportswear..."

The little radish head thought he was quiet, but in fact, Lin Fang heard it in his ears.

Not to mention, Lin Fang also thinks it is very possible.

It's just that he didn't mean to ask Fang Lingxian for proof. Even if he knew what to do, would he still be able to call them over to confront him?

Maybe she felt that she shared a secret with Lin Fang, and Liu Yinuo's attitude towards him became a lot closer. She felt a little hungry, so she leaned on Lin Fang and said coquettishly, "Brother, I'm hungry! "

On the side, Fang Lingxian couldn't help but pouted, and a bottle of water could be hung on it without falling.

I agreed to play with my brother and sister, why do I ask my brother when I have something? Isn't my sister delicious?

Lin Fang opened the snack bag, grabbed a pack of biscuits and handed them to Liu Yinuo. The biscuits were a compressed biscuit he had chosen. They were the size of a palm and were not expensive. After eating a pack of biscuits, he would not be hungry for a long time.

When Liu Yinuo saw this package of compressed biscuits, her little mouth pouted even higher than Fang Lingxian's. She refused to obey: "Brother! You bully people! I don't want to eat this, I want to eat chocolate!"

chocolate…

As soon as he heard the name, Lin Fang couldn't help but want to tie the snack bag. Most of the more than 1,000 yuan was spent on this thing. If Liu Yinuo insisted on wanting it, he really didn't want to. Buy.

But if you buy everything, there is no reason not to eat it.

Lin Fang took out two boxes of chocolates from his pocket, handed one to Liu Yinuo, and another to Fang Lingxian.

Fang Lingxian smiled and refused: "I don't want it, I bought it for Nuonuo, how can I be so embarrassed to eat it?"

Lin Fang insisted on handing it over and said: "Take it, it's a coincidence, and the shelf life is very short. After a while, Nuonuo's mother will come over, she may not be able to take this bag of snacks, it is better to share it with Nuonuo first. some of you."

Liu Yinuo was very happy when he took the chocolate, but when he heard Lin Fang's words, he couldn't help wrinkling his little nose, and hummed to him: "Brother is not a good person! It's stingy and annoying!"

Yes, this is me!

I don't like to talk nice, I like to carry it, I don't like to spend money on others, I like to take advantage.

But... who made you all so cute?

I like to say nice things to people, but I am willing to say nice things to you.

I don't like to spend money for others, but I am willing to spend money for you.

Some people because I care, some people because I want to!

Lin Fang smiled and looked at Liu Yinuo, without refuting or defending, just quietly watching her open Sheng Qiao.

There is a small shovel in the box. I have to say that this imported chocolate product from East Neighborhood is exquisitely made and looks very good, and it also uses a lot of ingenuity.

The chocolate in the box was divided into small pieces, and they were shoveled down with the small shovel that came with them. It was just one bite. Even a child like Liu Yinuo would not be able to take a mouthful because it was too big.

What is even more amazing is that this soft, waxy, preservative-free chocolate contains more than 10% cream and more than 10% moisture. It is silky and delicate when you take a bite. Melt, saliva, the chocolate is melting, chew it a little, the chocolate is still melting.

This amazing taste made Fang Lingxian and Liu Yinuo fall for the two beauties. The two made the same squinting expressions, and quietly enjoyed the sweetness of chocolate turning into juice in their mouths.

"It's very yummy!"

"This chocolate is really delicious! How can it be so soft?"

Liu Yinuo had obviously eaten this brand of raw food, and his face was full of aftertaste when he ate it.

Fang Lingxian had another expression. She was surprised and amazed. The taste of this chocolate was completely different from what she had eaten before, and it was even subversive.

The chocolates she had eaten before were all hard, no matter if it was dark chocolate, white chocolate, or wine chocolate, without exception, they all had a hard and crisp taste. to enjoy the sweet taste.

But this kind of chocolate is completely different from the taste of those hard chocolates. It is a bit like the syrup poured on the chocolate fountain, but it is a little more fluffy and soft.

All in all, delicious!

Even after Fang Lingxian had eaten it, she was reluctant to try other chocolates because it was so special!

Apart from the short shelf life, there is nothing wrong with it.

"Delicious, sister? Hee hee..."

At first, Liu Yinuo was a little dissatisfied with Lin Fangkang's affection for others and bribing Fang Lingxian with her snacks, but now, she has already figured it out.

She said as if offering a treasure: "Sister, you don't even know. When my brother saw the price and weight of this chocolate, he turned his head and left. I was the one who dragged him and played tricks on him, so he reluctantly bought a few boxes. Hey... child, really pitful!"

Lin Fang rubbed Liu Yinuo's little head in a funny way, and said, "If you don't eat quickly, if you continue to pretend to be pitiful, your mother may be here before you finish eating!"

"Yeah~! Ah woo... ah woo..."

Being so frightened by Lin Fang, Liu Yinuo couldn't care less about Lin Fang. He quickly picked up the small shovel and quickly put the uncooked chocolate in his mouth. A piece of chocolate represented a sweetness. If time was not too tight, Liu Yinuo I am willing to spend a whole afternoon, slowly tasting the wonderful taste of this cleverness.

Unfortunately, the time was tight and the task was heavy, so she could only reluctantly choose to devour it, shorten the tasting time, and eat the raw food first.

The time was very coincidental, almost when Liu Yinuo had just finished eating a box of chocolates, took a tissue from Fang Lingxian and wiped his mouth a little, just as he was about to get the second box, a car stopped suddenly. in front of them.

Liu Shiman almost rushed out of the car and ran out of the car, without even bothering to close the door, she ran directly in front of Liu Yinuo, hugged her, wow, and cried.

"Nuo Nuo! You child! Why don't you bring your mobile phone when you go out? Are you injured? Are you wronged? Are you hungry?"

"Uh...uh..."

Liu Shiman kept asking questions, and Lin Fang couldn't help but want to roll his eyes when he heard it. You ask so many questions all at once, what should others answer first? Moreover, how can she respond when you hold other people's children like this... not good!

Lin Fang quickly pulled Liu Shiman away, and said with a slight reproach, "Sister Shiman, didn't you realize that Nuonuo is about to suffocate? Even if you are emotionally excited, you have to pay attention to the method, right?"

"what?"

Liu Shiman was puzzled at first, but following Lin Fang's eyes, she lowered her head and suddenly blushed. She couldn't help but spat at Lin Fang, turned slightly and pulled Liu Yinuo in front of her. , looked left and right for a while, before confirming that her daughter was safe and sound.

Just as soon as she was worried, Liu Shiman's anger began to surge up. She couldn't help but put Liu Yinuo on her knee, squatted down, and started teaching her son on the spot.

clap clap clap!

"Woooo... Mom, I was wrong..."

After a few slaps, Liu Shiman taunted: "Why didn't you obey? Why did you run out alone? Do you know how worried your mother is about you? Do you know that your mother is in the police station? How anxious are you? If I can't find you, how can my mother live! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

"I'm sorry, Mom..."

Perfect!

This tear is simply the finishing touch, comparable to chasing the soul and asking for life.

Just ask if you are afraid!

Lin Fang looked at Liu Yinuo with sympathy on his face, what this bear child is going through now is exactly the same as when he was a child.

The difference is, don't look at Liu Yinuo crying and apologizing, but there is no guilt on her little face sticking out from Liu Shiman's armpit, and she is still grimacing at Lin Fang.

Come on, this bear boy is doing his acting skills again!

There is no doubt that Liu Yinuo, this little radish, does not know whether it is because of his talent, or because he has spent too little time with Liu Shiman in the past two years.

Just by looking at her proficiency, you can know how useful this method is.

Sure enough, hearing Liu Yinuo's "crying loudly" and "sincerely admitting his mistake", the anger on Liu Shiman's face quickly began to retreat, and then he began to feel distressed again.

"Nuo Nuo, it's my mother's fault, my mother shouldn't be angry, my mother shouldn't beat people, my mother said I'm sorry..."

"Don't cry, mom, it's Nuonuo's fault. Nuonuo is too naughty to make mom angry. Mom is right!"

It was such a warm scene of a mother's kindness and filial piety, but just looking at everything in front of him, Lin Xin couldn't help but want to laugh.

Anyone who knows that the kid who was beaten just now is the one who controls the field, I'm afraid it's hard not to laugh.

Today's children are difficult to deal with...

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