I’m Not a Scumbag

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This is a trap!

As soon as Lin Fang sat down, he felt that the situation was not right.

Hu Qingchan and Yan Bingyue's attention was neither on the projection screen nor on the pomegranate in front of them, but on him.

It feels weird.

It was as if the eyes of the two girls were two rulers. They were measuring the distance from each other to Lin Fang inch by inch with their scrutinizing eyes. Soon, the two seemed to have a winner. One was proud, the other one. lost.

Like a great victory, Hu Qingchan picked up the pomegranate in front of him, scooped up a spoonful, and handed it to Lin Fang's mouth with a smile, and said affectionately, "Baby, eat it!"

"Ah good."

Lin let go of his consciousness and opened his mouth. As soon as he held the pomegranate, he felt that the air on the other side was cooling down at an extremely fast rate. A pair of cold and faint eyes looked at him with incomparable resentment. When he turned his head, he realized that the glacier was melting. , The warm sun was rising, Yan Bingyue actually changed a smiling face, also holding a small bowl, scooped a spoonful of pomegranate and handed it over.

"Brother Lin Fang, eat pomegranates!"

Lin Fang: "!!!"

You two, stop me!

One spoon on the left, one spoon on the right, can I eat it?

I'm not the kind of big eater who can swallow directly without chewing. I'm just an ordinary person who never tires of fine food!

I advocate but chew slowly!

Lin Fang spat out the chewed dry pomegranate seeds, and without hesitation, ate the spoonful that Yan Bingyue fed.

So sweet!

It is indeed worthy of the Tunisian soft-seed pomegranate, which is really delicious.

The pomegranates were originally prepared for the two girls, and they each ate a spoonful, and they fed the rest to Lin Fang.

Thanks to the pomegranate, it is full of water, and after eating it, I spit out the seeds, so I don't feel that it takes up much of my stomach.

But two bowls of pomegranates are not too many, one by one can be eaten for a long time, and one spoonful of pomegranate was eaten by Lin Fang before the takeaway came.

Hu Qingchan and Yan Bingyue glanced at each other, then glanced at the empty bowl in their hands, and said in unison, "Baby (Brother Lin Fang), let me cut some more fruit for you!"

You can pull a few down!

I can see through your tricks. I want to feed me water first, so that I can't eat spicy and delicious snacks, right?

Tell you, no way!

Lin Fang quickly took action, grabbing Hu Qingchan and Yan Bingyue who were about to stand up, and refused: "I won't eat the fruit, the takeaway will arrive in a while, let's watch a movie first."

"Baby, shall we watch a drama film?"

"Brother Lin Fang, what movie do you want to watch?"

Lin Fang: "..."

Left or right?

To survive or to perish? this is a problem.

Lin Fang looked at Hu Qingchan and Yan Bingyue again, feeling a little tangled in his heart.

Hu Qingchan has her own ideas and her own perseverance. She is an independent woman in the new era. She loves Lin Fang and loves her work more.

Although Yan Bingyue is also a beautiful scholar, probably because of her family background, her personality is completely different from Hu Qingchan. She is more likely to compromise, hide her true thoughts, and please others.

Lin Fang only hesitated for a moment, then decisively looked at Hu Qingchan and said with a smile: "Then let's watch the drama, you can choose."

Yan Bingyue lowered her head, raised her eyebrows, and rolled her eyes, feeling that she was being shown again.

I'm coming.

I shouldn't have come.

But I am still here.

I'm here, I'm in love, and I've been shown a face!

Am I not beautiful enough, or am I not hot enough?

Yan Bingyue tilted her head and looked at Lin Fang with a thoughtful look on her face.

As long as the **** swings well, there is no wall to dig down!

Small difficulties, can't defeat me, everything can't defeat me, it will only make me stronger.

Yan Bingyue silently cheered on herself, and quickly adjusted her state, and decided to stay put for the time being and observe it first.

Hu Qingchan's feature film is an old film from twenty years ago, "The Shawshank Redemption".

Lin Fang has seen this film in his previous life. The plot is very simple. The protagonist Andy was accused of shooting his wife and his lover and was imprisoned. He failed to apply for parole several times. Under the cover of Star Pictorial, it took twenty years to dig a tunnel and successfully escape from prison.

It's just such a film that can't echo the beginning and the end, can't tell who's right from wrong, justice can't be done, and finally escape from prison and live a good life at the end of the film, which was actually pushed to the number one position in film and television by many members of IMDB.

The moment Lin Fang saw the title, he kept complaining in his heart.

This film is claimed to be the first weapon to identify fake literary youth, but anyone who praises this film is good and can't tell why, most of them are fake literary youth.

If it is a commercial film, with an investment of 25 million and a box office of 28.24 million, it is a bleak mess.

If it is a literary film, it has ten Oscar nominations, two Golden Globe nominations, and no one award.

You must know that the Golden Globes is known as the Oscar outpost, and it is also known as the People's Choice Award. Even if the Academy doesn't like it and the audience likes it, it can still win the award here.

However, it doesn't...

However, such a film is regarded as a classic by IMDB members and is regarded as a standard, which reminds Lin Fang of a restaurant with the highest praise rate in England, but it does not exist.

Many people say that the original of the film expresses hope, and the film expresses freedom.

Lin Fang only saw that Andy pretended to be excessive, and when he had no hard power, he over-expressed himself in front of the warden. While giving them a lot of tax exemptions, he also let his parole hopes be dashed again and again.

Maybe it was because of prejudice in his heart. When Lin Fang watched the movie, his expression was a little weird, and he couldn't be as serious and devoted as Hu Qingchan.

On the other side, Yan Bingyue, who was also watching the movie and wanted to doze off, tried her best to open her eyelids with her fingers, but the deep drowsiness still followed her, so she had to pat her little face lightly to try to wake herself up.

Hearing the movement, Lin Fang first glanced at Yan Bingyue, wanted to laugh a little, then glanced at Yan Bingyue again, seeing her focus, he turned his head to Yan Bingyue's ear, and whispered, "Stop taking pictures. , I slapped your face again and it should be swollen."

"Ah!"

Yan Bingyue whispered softly, she turned her face subconsciously, but because of the angle, she felt something soft swept across her lips.

Then she saw Lin Fang back quickly, put his hand between his nose and mouth, and looked into her eyes in surprise.

Could it be that……

Yan Bingyue pursed her lips unconsciously, as if she could still feel the residual temperature on it.

Is this... so exciting?

That way, I won't be sleepy!

Yan Bingyue glanced at Hu Qingchan energetically. Hu Qingchan, who was fully involved in the plot, knew nothing of the little secret between her and Lin Fang.

Lin Fang glanced at Yan Bingyue, whose eyes were full of joy, and smiled like a little fox who stole a chicken. He was consciously stiff, and he couldn't figure out whether Yan Bingyue was intentional or unintentional.

He had to blame himself for being careless, turned around and explained to Hu Qingchan, "Xiaochan, I didn't mean to..."

"Shh... baby, don't be noisy! Let's watch a movie first!"

Lin Fang: "..."

Woman, you may not know what you are missing!

Haven't you noticed that your head is starting to get a little green?

"Brother Lin Fang, Sister Hu is so attentive!"

Yan Bingyue naturally squeezed Lin Fang's side, and half of her body was about to squeeze into Lin Fang's arms.

If he didn't move, half of Yan Bingyue's body would stick to him.

If he moves, he can only move towards Hu Qingchan, but he is already very close to Hu Qingchan, so he can't sit in her arms...

Actually...it doesn't seem like it can't be...

Lin Fang touched his chin, thinking about giving it a try.

Jingle Bell……

But at this time, the mobile phone was ignorant, and he didn't know who was calling. Lin relaxed, got up and answered the phone decisively, walked to the kitchen, and replied in a low voice, "Hello...who?"

When Lin Fang left suddenly, Yan Bingyue couldn't react in time, and almost fell into Hu Qingchan's arms. Fortunately, she reacted quickly enough to support her body in time, which did not attract Hu Qingchan's attention.

Hu Qingchan just looked up at Lin Fang when he got up, and continued to immerse himself in the world of movies.

If you stop and enjoy it, "The Shawshank Redemption" is indeed a good film. Although it is not that good, it is not bad. latest novel

Maybe someone can gain something from it, or really get redemption.

It's a pity that Lin Fang couldn't be as devoted as Hu Qingchan because of his prejudice in his previous life.

Lin Fang answered the phone for a while, then ran to open the door. After a while, he returned with two takeaways.

It was also a coincidence that the same deliveryman took the orders for duck and nuts, so he delivered two takeaways by himself.

The snacks came just right, and it is suitable to eat something while watching a movie.

The movie itself is a pastime, and you don't necessarily need to learn anything from it. Learning is an accident, and happiness is the most important thing.

Lin Fang took out the duck neck, duck feet, duck heart, duck intestines, and a platter of vegetarian dishes, placed them in front of Hu Qingchan one by one, and helped her put on gloves and let her eat first.

After knocking off the little hand that Yan Bingyue was sneaking over, Lin Fang took out the packets of nuts, put them in front of her, and said, "This is yours, the doctor said, you can't eat spicy food yet!"

"Oh……"

Yan Bingyue puffed out her little face, wrinkled her little nose, and her face was full of dissatisfaction.

Seeing her strange appearance, Lin Fang couldn't help but want to laugh, his hands were itchy, and he wanted to shave her nose, but because Hu Qingchan was next to him, Lin Fang could only suppress the commotion in his heart, turned around and entered kitchen.

On the one hand, it was Lin Fang who needed to calm down.

On the other hand, if you have something to eat, you should naturally have something to drink.

Lin Fang checked Hu Qingchan's refrigerator earlier when he was picking up the fruit. There are quite a few types of beverages in it, including juice, soda, milk, beer, soy milk, soda, and mineral water.

There are three kinds of juice: orange juice, grape juice and coconut juice. Lin Fang prepared three cups, poured a cup of coconut juice, a cup of mineral water, and a cup of soda, and took them out.

Lin Fang handed the coconut milk to Hu Qingchan, the mineral water to Yan Bingyue, and sat down with the soda.

"Thank you baby, hard work!"

Hu Qingchan came up to Lin Fang and kissed her face. She just had a dry mouth from the duck paw with vine pepper, and took a sip of the iced coconut juice. She felt very comfortable from top to bottom, from inside to outside.

Yan Bingyue looked at Lin Fang dissatisfiedly, and said, "Brother Lin Fang, I told you that I want to drink beer, I like things with steam, why give me mineral water?"

Lin Fang smiled and said, "Because of health."

Yan Bingyue: "..."

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I want to eat fried chicken, french fries, pizza, duck neck, duck feet, hot pot, bobo chicken, skewered incense... drink beer, drink soda, drink milk tea...

Anything that is unhealthy is all I want!

Yan Bingyue looked at Lin Fang angrily, feeling once again that her arrival was a mistake.

If you hadn't come here with Lin Fang and Hu Qingchan, no matter if you stayed at the hotel or went back to school, no one would take care of you. You could eat whatever you want and drink whatever you want!

No one... take care of yourself?

The angry Yan Bingyue trembled and looked at Lin Fang unconsciously. She suddenly realized that she seemed to be blaming Lin Fang by mistake.

If Lin Fang didn't like him, or just regarded himself as a very ordinary friend, why would he disobey his own hospital and take care of himself, this is not allowed to eat, that is not allowed to drink?

He just needs to follow himself and let himself die, can't he just bear it?

Brother Lin Fang, it turns out that you are all for my good...

Thinking of this, the anger in Yan Bingyue's heart was completely empty, and the eyes she looked at Lin Fang slowly became full of love.

Lin Fang took a sip of the ice-cold soda, and just calmed himself down a little. He was about to eat some duck food to refresh his mouth, but suddenly felt a numbness in his back. He couldn't help but turn his head and met Yan Bingyue's unusually obsessed eyes. .

With this look, Lin Fang's scalp felt numb as he stared at him, and he couldn't bear it.

In his two lives, Lin Fang had never met a blazing look in his eyes. He felt that in front of Yan Bingyue, it was as if he had no clothes on, and there was no secret at all.

No, I can't stay here in the north of Beijing!

Lin Fang wondered if he wanted to leave Beijing North overnight, even if it was a standing ticket.

It was because Yan Bingyue's eyes were too penetrating, Lin Fang could only turn his back, without looking at her, he took a piece of duck neck and slowly gnawed it.

Duck neck is a kind of snack that is very suitable for eating slowly. It does not have much meat. It is impossible to get all the meat off in one bite. It can only be slowly torn along the duck neck bone. The shredded pork dipped in the spicy marinade is pulled down and put into the mouth, which is a great satisfaction.

After the duck neck bone has been gnawed clean, then the duck neck bone is removed one by one, and its spinal cord is sucked out, and another kind of satisfaction can be obtained.

Duck neck is delicious, but you can't eat too much in a row, because the duck neck bone is relatively sharp, and after the tongue is slowly stimulated by the numbness of the spicy marinade, the flexibility and sensitivity will decrease.

At this time, if you continue to eat duck neck, it will be easy to cut your mouth.

After Lin Fang nibbled a few pieces of duck neck, he picked up the cup and drank half a glass of iced soda in one go. The cold soda rushed into his mouth with the air bubbles and burst in his throat. The instant relief made Lin Fang feel 30,000 yuan. Six thousand pores opened up.

Crisp clothes!

Just when Lin Fang was about to eat some duck intestines and then eat some vegetarian dishes to make some adjustments, a small hand next to him handed over a small peeled walnut. Lin Fang didn't think much, and subconsciously put the small walnut kernel in his mouth.

Who would have thought that Yan Bingyue would actually push the boat along the way and stuffed her fingers into Lin Fang's mouth.

Lin Fang: "..."

For a while, he didn't chew or spit, and was stunned.

Fortunately, Hu Qingchan was sitting next to her, and Yan Bingyue didn't dare to go too far. She just teased Lin Fang a little and then withdrew her fingers.

However, Lin Fang chewed a few small walnuts and felt the sweetness and deliciousness in his mouth. When he was about to swallow it, he saw Yan Bingyue stuffed the finger with his taste into her own small mouth with relish. licked around.

Seeing this scene, Lin Fang's scalp felt numb and the soles of his feet tightened.

He felt that the girl's illness was really cured, otherwise she wouldn't be so good at flirting!

Don't even look at where this is or who's next to it!

Yan Bingyue is not only good at flirting, but also not afraid of death!

Lin Fang decisively hugged Hu Qingchan, held her waist and legs gently, and placed her on top of him.

"Ah!"

Hu Qingchan's attention was all on the movie, and when she noticed it, she had already straddled Lin Fang.

If only she and Lin Fang were at home, Hu Qingchan would accept it even if they were a little closer.

But because Yan Bingyue was an outsider, Hu Qingchan felt very embarrassed.

She couldn't help but move her body slightly, and said angrily: "Baby, don't make trouble, sister Xiaoyan is still here, let me down!"

"cough……"

Lin Fang coughed lightly, gave Hu Qingchan a blow, and said, "Xiaochan, it might not work now..."

Hu Qingchan's face turned red, she couldn't help but patted Lin Fang lightly with her ungloved hand, and scolded: "You hate it to death!"

Yan Bingyue: "???"

why not?

Where does he hate it?

what happened?

What code words did you use?

Why can I understand every word, but together I don't know what code you are sending?

Yan Bingyue stared blankly at the entangled eyes of Lin Fang and Hu Qingchan, always feeling isolated.

It's really difficult to steal someone's boyfriend.

However, I, Yan Bingyue, are not afraid!

Little Bingbing, come on!

Yan Bingyue is not discouraged, she knows that Lin Xin still has her in her heart.

Especially the experience of living together in the hospital for a few days, made them understand each other a lot, and also made Yan Bingyue gradually become more dependent on Lin Fang.

Maybe Yan Bingyue didn't need a boyfriend before, she was enough to have herself, but she couldn't, plus a computer with Internet access, it was enough to happily be a dead house hacker.

But I have been spoiled, used to, and distressed ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ If you want to be alone again, Yan Bingyue feels that it is better to die.

It was precisely because she knew that Lin Fang was good, and seeing his loyalty to Hu Qingchan and his rejection of her temptation, that Yan Bingyue felt more and more that such a Lin Fang was more worthy of being cherished and entrusted to her.

Win for exclusive use, lose for total.

Anyway, this wave is not bad!

Lin Fang felt a chill down his spine again, but he turned his head and glanced at Yan Bingyue secretly, but he didn't notice anything unusual about her.

No exception, is the biggest exception!

This made Lin Fang unconsciously raise his vigilance, but in the blink of an eye, he was intoxicated with the joy of hugging Hu Qingchan again.

Forget it, forget it, that's it!

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