I’m Not a Scumbag

"I'm not really a scumbag (

Ten minutes later, Meng Zuer came back with a relaxed expression.

Lin Fang naturally stretched out his hand to hold her and headed to the second stop today.

Meng Zuer subconsciously struggled slightly, but without breaking free, he said, "Don't hold hands, you're so shy!"

Lin Fang looked back at Meng Zuer in surprise, and said, "Isn't it normal for dad to hold his daughter's hand? Why are you so shy?"

Meng Zuer: "..."

Ah ah ah! !

This person in front of me is really annoying!

Meng Zuer's young deer's heart, and the little joy that was entangled in her heart, were all shattered by Lin Fang's words, and she became angry with shame.

[○·｀Д′·○]!

Meng Zuer threw it hard, but she felt that the hand that Lin Fang was holding her suddenly tightened and could not be thrown out.

Lin Fang smiled lightly and said, "Be good, don't make trouble."

Meng Zuer: (○'3'○)!

Who should be nice? Not good, just make trouble!

Lin Fang saw Meng Zuer pouting, frowning, and looking unhappy, so he could not help reaching out and gently stroked her small head a few times, from the top of her head to her neck.

A set of movements is so skilled that Meng Zuer can't even get angry if he wants to.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Fang said softly, "Let's go, I'll take you to eat Chaoshou."

"Don't eat!"

Meng Zuer rolled her eyes at Lin Fang and snorted softly, "Do you think you can bribe me with a bowl of chasing hands? No way!"

Lin Fang deliberately said, "You don't want to eat it? Then I'll go eat it. Chicken soup is so delicious. It's thin skin, tender meat, and fresh soup."

"Goo!"

Even though Meng Zuer had eaten a lot, he couldn't help swallowing when he heard Lin Fang's description.

"Is it really that delicious?"

"In general, you don't seem to want to eat very much. You go to the mall, I will eat by myself, and I will come to you later."

Lin loosened Meng Zuer's little hand and prepared to leave.

"etc!"

Meng Zuer held Lin Fang back and said, "I...I'm a little thirsty. I don't want to eat Chaoshou, so I'll just drink a few sips of soup, let's go, let's go together!"

Out of constriction, Lin Fang wanted to play tricks and buy a cup of milk tea for Meng Zuer, but after thinking about it, he finally gave up.

Too much.

A girl's patience is limited, let her take one step back to save money, take two steps back to make a lot of money, and want her to take the third step back... Maybe you should be ready to explode in place.

If not, you will sleep with your head and get up without a head.

Lin Fang took Meng Zuer into a snack bar specializing in chaoshou, ready to order a chaoshou set.

Chaoshou in Sichuan cuisine is similar to wontons, wontons, and meat swallows.

A thin sheet of dough wraps the big meat filling, folded and folded again and again, and the production is completed in one hand.

When Lin Fang and Meng Zuer entered the store, the kitchen inside the glass window was flanking hands, and an aunt wearing a white chef hat, a red long-sleeved shirt, and a white scarf was performing.

She has the dough on her right, the meat filling in the middle, and the bo and luo on the left.

Auntie is an assembly line by herself, and the hand is almost like flying.

She didn't have any extra actions, just simply grab the skin, wrap the stuffing, fold in half, cover the skin, and fold in half, and it took less than a second to complete a scribble.

Meng Zuer's eyes widened when she saw the aunt's divine manipulation, she couldn't help but pulled Lin Fang, clapped her hands again, pointed at the aunt, and said incoherently: "Lin ... look, look, she is so amazing! "

Lin Fang squinted at Meng Zuer, wanting to say that Ji Cao didn't come here, but also felt that it was not good to keep scolding her.

Again, that sentence is too much.

Lin Fang thought about it for a while, and said, "It's quite amazing. You can watch it for a while, and I'll order food."

"do not want!"

Meng Zuer grabbed Lin Fang, shook his head and said, "I want to watch it with you!"

hmmmm…

Is she being coquettish?

What's wrong with her, is she acting like a spoiled child?

This is no fun!

Lin Fang said decisively, "Have you studied the text "The Oil Seller"?"

"Ah? Ah!"

Meng Zuer thought for a while, then nodded and said, "I have studied Chinese in high school. It seems to be an ancient text about an old man selling oil."

Lin Fang: "…"

He was very sure that Meng Zuer only remembered what he had learned, what stories he told, and had forgotten everything.

What the **** is the "little story of an old man selling oil"? Are you explaining the title of the text?

Lin Fangyu said earnestly: "Zu'er, this ancient text is about someone who is good at archery. An old man who sells oil is watching a play. Seeing that he shoots accurately, he nods his head lightly. That person feels that he is despised. After that, I went to ask the old man if he was good at **** too. The old man said, "Without him, only one is familiar with it. Then he performed the technique of piercing money and filling oil with one hand."

"Oh…"

Meng Zuer looked confused, she looked at Lin Fang blankly, and said, "Then what?"

Lin Fang lightly nodded to the aunt who was outflanking her hand, and said, "It's the same, there is no other, only the familiar."

Meng Zuer: "..."

So angry!

Want to hit someone!

"Humph!"

Meng Zuer gave Lin Fang a bitter look, and angrily found a place to sit down.

pretty!

Lin Fang smiled happily, walked to the cashier and ordered a copy of the Shou Shou set, then walked across to Meng Zuer with a smile, greeted the waiter, handed him the receipt, and sat down.

Seeing Lin Fang sitting across from him, Meng Zuer snorted softly, turned away and refused to look at him, Old Gao with a small mouth.

Lin Fang picked up a small pot of vinegar with a handle on the dining table, and gestured around Meng Zuer's mouth a few times, successfully arousing her curiosity.

Meng Zuer pushed Lin Fang's hand aside, and said suspiciously, "Why are you gesturing in front of me?"

Lin Fang said solemnly: "I'm trying to hang this vinegar pot on your mouth. I've always been curious about what it's like to hang an oil bottle with a pouted mouth."

"you…"

Meng Zuer thought that she should be angry. Anyone who is teased like this has a reason to be angry, but she finds it funny and can't help but want to laugh.

No way, Meng Zuer had no choice but to give Lin Fang a blank look, and said angrily: "Lin Fang, you are too much! Always bullying me!"

Where is this going? Is this bullying?

Then you are done!

Lin Fang tapped on the table lightly, and said solemnly, "No names!"

"what?"

Meng Zuer was stunned for a moment, and then said quietly, "If you don't name it, what is it called?"

"Call Dad!"

Meng Zuer: "..."

I'm so sorry, really!

Why do I have to make him so old, and it's five points similar to my makeup!

Meng Zuer took a deep breath, stood up, grabbed Lin Fang's arm, and said, "Go, go to the bathroom with me!"

"Why are you going to the bathroom?"

"I'll help you re-make up!"

Oops, seems a bit over the top...

Lin felt relieved and said decisively from his heart, "Okay, Zu'er, I'm not kidding... Waiter, is our picker ready?"

"I'm coming!"

"Zu'er, sit down, the chasing is here!"

"Humph!"

Seeing the face of the copyist, Meng Zuer gave Lin Fang a blank look, but he still sat down after all.

The chaoshou set comes with one big, two and three small bowls. In fact, even the largest bowl is not very big. There are only ten chaoshous in it. This bowl is chicken soup chaoshou.

In the other two small bowls, one bowl contains five, namely Lao Ma Chaoshou and Red Oil Chaoshou.

Chicken soup chaoshou eats chaoshou and chicken soup, and eats a soup with fresh, thin skin and tender meat.

Lao Ma Chao Shou highlights a spicy and refreshing taste, while Red Oil Chao Shou is spicy, slightly sour and sweet, which is another kind of taste.

Meng Zuer looked at the three bowls, and said in a dazed manner, "Which bowl is mine?"

Don't you just drink soup?

Neither bowl is yours!

Lin Fang thought for a while, it was better not to die, forcibly suppressed the desire to complain, and said with a smile, "It's all yours, eat chicken soup first, then eat red oil, and finally eat old hemp. See if you like it. You can eat whichever bowl you want. If you like it, you can eat it all.”

"Ah? This...isn't it?"

Meng Zuer said "it's not good", but he picked up chopsticks excitedly, pulled the chicken soup chopsticks in front of him, and put one in his mouth first.

The chao shou skin is very thin, especially after being cooked, it seems transparent, through the crystal clear skin, you can clearly see the pink meat filling inside, take a bite, soak the chao shou chicken soup soup and mix the pork filling together , the fresh and tender taste bursts directly in the mouth.

"Delicious!"

Meng Zuer looked up at Lin Fang in surprise, and was full of praise: "I didn't expect that you could just find a copyist shop and it would taste so good!"

Find anything?

Lin Fang touched his nose, and finally kicked Gu Pengfei, a gluttonous hero, behind the scenes.

Yes, I just found it casually, I'm so arrogant!

Lin Fang said with a smile, "Try something else!"

"Uh-huh!"

Meng Zuer nodded obediently, pushed the chicken soup chopper aside, then pulled the red oil chopper over, and stuffed one into his mouth.

The entrance is the spiciness of red oil. This kind of spiciness is extremely appetizing, making people's appetite a lot better all of a sudden. Then, a little balsamic vinegar and a little sugar are sweet and sour, and Meng Zuer just bit off the watch skin. , these flavors are mixed with meat filling and gravy, and the flavor of Chao Shou is sublimated to another level.

"Wow! This is delicious too!"

Meng Zuer nodded repeatedly and couldn't help but want to give Lin Fang a compliment.

The copycats of this house are really not covered!

Lin Fang smiled again and said, "I still haven't tried Lao Ma."

"Uh-huh!"

Meng Zuer hurriedly pulled Lao Ma's hand in front of him on the last night, and put one in his small mouth.

Meng Zuer couldn't help frowning at the entrance of the chapiao hand wrapped in the spicy soup, and subconsciously wanted to spit it out.

Lin Fang's eyes and hands were quick, he covered her small mouth, chuckled lightly, and said, "Don't vomit in a hurry, give it a try."

As a Jincheng person, how can you not eat hemp.

Try a lot to get used to it.

"Woooo!"

Meng Zuer shoved Lin Fang twice, but he couldn't push it away. He could only frown, staring at Lin Fang angrily, chewing the hand in his mouth, imagining it as Lin Fang's abominable claws. bite, chew hard.

Hey?

Σ(⊙▽⊙”a?

After chewing a few times, Meng Zuer was surprised to find that this old Ma Chaoshou seemed to have... something!

She patted Lin Fang's hand, indicating that she had finished eating, and then Lin Fang let go.

Meng Zuer rolled her eyes at Lin Fang and said, "You are such a bad person that you always bully me!"

Lin Fang shrugged and said, "I'm worried that you missed the delicious food, so help you."

"A little bit..."

Meng Zuer made a face at Lin Fang, shook his chopsticks in front of the three small bowls, and unconsciously took another old Ma hand and stuffed it into his mouth, still numb!

But after the scolding is over, it is a new world.

This kind of fresh taste after the storm is not available in chicken soup or red oil. It is not acceptable if you cannot accept it. Once you accept this setting, it is not an ordinary feeling.

"Strange, it's obviously very numb, why do you want to eat more and more?"

"Because it's delicious!"

"cut…"

Meng Zuer rolled her eyes at Lin Fang again, but his hands kept moving, one after another, pinching the old Ma hands into his mouth.

"So full!"

The seven copycats were eating, and Meng Zuer couldn't help but patted her stomach and leaned back on the chair, feeling that she really couldn't eat anything, she looked at Lin Fang with a bitter face, and said, "Lin Fang, I can't eat anything. How to do?"

Lin Fang smiled lightly and said, "That can't be wasted, I'll eat the rest."

"Huh? That's me... uh..."

Meng Zuer wanted to stop him, but he was a step behind. Lin Fang had already put a hand in his mouth.

Seeing Meng Zuer's half-action, Lin Fang looked at her in surprise, swallowed the hand in his mouth, and asked, "What?"

"No... nothing..."

Meng Zuer hurriedly shook her head, pretending that nothing had happened, but she could clearly feel her face heating up and feverish.

That...that's all I've eaten, bad guy!

Don't you mean my saliva smells? Why don't you dislike it now!

You ate my saliva... uh...

The more Meng Zuer thought about it, the more shy she became. She felt that her face was about to burn. She couldn't sit still and said in a low voice, "You eat first, I'll go to the bathroom."

"Go again?"

Lin Fang looked up at Meng Zuer in surprise, and said, "Your kidney... is a little weak!"

"Fake your head!"

Meng Zuer rolled her eyes at Lin Fang, covered her hot face, and fled.

"baffling."

Lin Fang shrugged, lowered his head and continued to eat.

Meng Zuer ran into the bathroom, turned on the faucet, and subconsciously wanted to apply cold water to her face. She had already held up the water. She suddenly remembered that there was something wrong with the makeup on her face.

This is different from the makeup that she usually touches up a little. It can be called a face change. If you put it on with water, it will be very troublesome to refill. She doesn't bring so many spare cosmetics in her bag.

"call…"

Meng Zuer sighed, let go of her hands, and let the water fall. She raised her head, looked at her unfamiliar self in the mirror, and said angrily, "Stinky guy, it's dead!"

Because he couldn't use cold water to cool down, Meng Zuer took a while to get himself back to normal.

When she returned to the hand shop, Lin Fang had already finished eating and was waiting for her at the door.

Seeing Meng Zuer, Lin Fang greeted him with a smile and said, "Let's go, let's have a dessert."

"I do not want to eat."

Meng Zuer rubbed his stomach and shook his head vigorously to refuse.

If it were on a normal day, some people would say to eat desserts, Meng Zuer would have been greedy long ago.

I really can't eat it today.

Lin Fang raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "Desserts don't take up the stomach, especially the Grape Well Cool Cake, which is refreshing and quenching thirst, nourishing the stomach and nourishing the face."

"Cold cake..."

Meng Zuer was a little tangled. This is another Sichuan-style snack. Different from those Western-style desserts that are easy to be sweet and greasy, the natural cold cake is especially suitable for eating after eating spicy food.

Although this thing is made of rice milk, the taste is similar to pudding, and it is smoother than pudding, especially the coolness and denseness of the entrance, which can make people cool from the inside to the outside.

After hesitating again and again, Meng Zuer still couldn't hold back and asked, "Is it delicious?"

Lin Fang chuckled lightly and said, "Don't worry and boldly remove the '?', of course it's delicious!"

Meng Zuer rubbed his lower abdomen and said hesitantly, "Then I will only take one bite!"

Lin Fang smiled and nodded: "Okay, just take a bite!"

"Then let's go!"

The two walked through the alley, Lin Fang led the way, turned a few times, and got into a shop selling bobo chicken.

Meng Zuer quickly grabbed Lin Fang and shook his head vigorously: "No! No! I can't eat these anymore... ugh..."

She said that she would not eat, and looked at the oil basins placed on the long table, which were full of prepared Bobo chickens.

I really want to eat it!

Lin Fang smiled lightly and said, "I didn't say I wanted to eat Bobo Chicken. The cold cakes in this store are authentic grape well cold cakes. They taste very good, and there are many flavors. However, I still recommend the brown sugar flavor. , watermelon flavor and cantaloupe flavor, which one do you want to eat?"

"what?"

Meng Zuer glanced at Lin Fang blankly, and then looked at the Bo Bo chicken on the long table, and couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.

don't eat this...

Suck.

Meng Zuer swallowed, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Then it tastes like watermelon."

Lin Fang nodded, asked the boss for a bowl of watermelon-flavored cold cake, and then pulled Meng Zuer to sit down.

Meng Zuer saw the pile of chickens piled up in front of him up close, UU reading www. uukanshu.com felt a little unbearable, the seductive scent was like a small hand, provoking her olfactory cells in a different way.

She really couldn't think about it. She had eaten so much before, and her stomach could not hold it, but now she suddenly felt that she could eat more.

Lin Fang saw Meng Zuer's eyes looking at Bo Bo Chicken unconsciously, he couldn't help but smiled, and greeted the boss, saying, "Boss, take two dry plates and two small bowls."

"Hey?"

Meng Zuer swallowed, shook his head and said, "I don't want to eat it, don't ask for what I want!"

Lin Fang smiled and didn't listen to her.

Taking the bowls and dishes handed over by the boss, he didn't hand them to Meng Zuer first, but chose a few strings of meat and a few strings of refreshing and delicious vegetarian dishes from the oil pot of Bo Bo chicken, put them into the small bowl, and then pushed them over. Said: "Eat a little less, coax your mouth to eat cold cakes."

"Okay!"

Meng Zuer agreed crisply, and couldn't wait to start putting down his chopsticks.

Holy crap, this is delicious!

Holy crap, this is delicious too!

Holy crap, this is the best!

Meng Zuer turned left and right, wrapped the food in the small bowl on a dry plate, and put it into his mouth again.

At this time, the cold cake was brought up, and Lin Fang took it and placed it within Meng Zuer's reach, watching her eat with a smile.

When Meng Zuer had eaten almost, he pointed to the cold cake and said, "Come, eat the cold cake."

"I can't seem to eat it..."

Meng Zuer said he couldn't eat it, but subconsciously scooped a spoonful and put it in his mouth.

Soft and tender, it melts in your mouth.

A coolness hit the soles of his feet, Meng Zuer couldn't help shivering slightly, it was not cool.