I’m Not a Scumbag

"I'm not really a scumbag (

If I hadn't promised the three guys in the dormitory, I would go back no matter how late it was.

Tonight, Lin Fang really might not be able to handle it.

After the show, He Lianxiang's hints and invitations need not be mentioned, Wu Ziqi's close pressing is really unbearable.

Lin Fang was stunned. He felt that he didn't do anything all night, he just helped Wu Ziqi deal with a trivial matter. This woman was like an octopus. I took Wu Ziqi in the car.

If it wasn't for worrying that this would be more than 50,000 words, and he would have to eat breakfast when he came out, Lin Fang really didn't want to bear it.

Wu Ziqi's undisguised intentions also let Lin Fang know that he didn't do anything, and he had already filled Wu Ziqi's favorability.

He simply stopped rushing for a while, reluctantly became a gentleman, sent Wu Ziqi home, and then returned to school.

Before Lin Fang could even walk to the bedroom door, he saw the door was wide open, there was a lot of noise in the bedroom, and the three guys could be heard showing off in the corridor.

What made Lin Fang feel bad was that from time to time, he could hear more cheers from people.

What the **** are these guys doing? Why do you feel like there are so many people gathered in the dormitory?

Lin Fang's doubts did not last long and were quickly answered.

The entire dormitory was filled to the brim, and the students in the next dormitory seemed to be crowded into the four-person dormitory.

They were standing, squatting or sitting, some with beer in their hands, some with snacks, like stars holding the moon, sitting around He Naibin, who was eloquent and eloquent.

There is no doubt that, whether it is beer or snacks in their hands, they are all the results of He Naibin and the others.

At this moment, the most radiant topical figure among He Naibin's trio was Lin Fang again.

This made Lin Fang feel sad and relieved.

The heartache is that many of the things these three guys moved today are enough to eat for at least a week. Judging from the posture at this moment, I am afraid that they have already made almost all of them.

What's so cool is the self in their mouths, it's like a heifer standing upside down, and the cow is going to the sky.

It's just that Lin Fang stood by and listened for a while, and his face slowly changed.

They boast that Lin Fang and Meng Zuer are close. After all, Meng Zuer is a superstar in both **** and art, with top traffic, first-class acting skills, excellent singing skills, and perfect appearance. He is simply the most coveted perfect idol in the past fifty years.

Being able to have a little relationship with her is worth blowing up.

That is to say, He Naibin did not dare to expose his relationship with Meng Zuer, and was afraid that the hat of "brother-in-law" would never be taken off once it got out, and it would be annoying to death.

Otherwise, it wouldn't be Lin Fang's turn to be envied by all kinds of things.

But He Naibin, these three guys, talked about Lin Fang's glorious history for a long time. He was handsome and handsome, honest and reliable, pure and clean, warm and generous, brave and persevering... He didn't mention a word of his three thousand-character qualities, and he didn't say anything about Meng Zuer. After a few words, as soon as the conversation changed, the history of picking up girls started by Am Lilin.

What especially made Lin Fang feel strange was that the more he listened to this story, the more familiar Lin Fang felt. He couldn't help but took out his mobile phone, clicked on the link that Meng Zuer forwarded to him, and just glanced at it, Lin Fang almost didn't know all three of He Naibin. Throw it out the window.

The materials made up by others, the three of you should tell others the truth, you are trying to take my black materials seriously!

If the three of them went to Kua Lin Fang seriously, maybe Lin Fang would move a stool to listen together, and he would also cooperate with them to echo a few words.

Now it's just a few words, how can you endure this?

Lin Fang knocked on the bedroom door a few times, first attracting the attention of everyone in the bedroom, and then he said with a smile, "Nai Bin, Zhang Lang, Jian Feng, the bedroom is really lively!"

Goo!

Goo!

Gum!

He Naibin, Luo Zhanglang, and Li Jianfeng were all nervous and gulping frantically at the same time.

"Fang... Brother Fang, aren't you staying overnight at the boss's wife? You... why did you come back?"

"Brother Fang, you...you didn't go to the hotel, did you?"

"Cough! Brother Fang, the classmates are curious about your scandal. We were also forced to chat a few words casually."

Lin Fang smiled and said, "It's okay, you guys continue to talk, I'll listen to you too, what are you talking about."

"Nothing, nothing to talk about!"

"What, what, what, everyone, let's go, brother Fang is back, it's too late, let's go, let's go back to sleep!"

"School starts tomorrow, it's better for everyone to go to bed early, so as not to be too nervous to attend the opening ceremony!"

He Naibin dared to continue, even pushing and rushing the classmates from other dormitories out, and after a while, they were all expelled.

All that was left was the packing bags, empty wine cans, nut shells and various bones in the bedroom, piled up in a thick layer, a mess.

Lin Fang glanced at the ground and said, "You guys are pretty good at making things. Who's going to clean up?"

"I'm coming! I'm coming!"

Li Jianfeng raised his hand, hurried to get the broom and dustpan, and started cleaning.

"let me help you!"

Luo Zhanglang also hurried to find the garbage bag, followed behind Li Jianfeng, he swept the dustpan, opened the garbage bag, and let Li Jianfeng pour it in.

The two of them cooperated quite well. After a while, they cleared a corner. Although the bedroom still looked dirty, at least there was a place to sit.

Only He Naibin was scratching his head and scratching his cheeks, not knowing what to do.

He also wanted to help, but he was used to being the eldest young master. When did he usually do housework at home?

Even though he has been in the same dormitory in the university for so many years, he still hides when he can by treating guests and buying snacks and drinks.

He Naibin couldn't escape, so He Naibin simply made a phone call and asked a housekeeping company for help.

Now, it's obviously impossible to make a phone call. Li Jianfeng and Luo Zhanglang are not idle again, and He Naibin is suddenly stunned.

"Let... let go, brother, I... what should I do?"

Lin Fangli ignored He Naibin. He listened carefully at the door just now. Among the three roommates, this guy was the most troublesome. Li Jianfeng and Luo Zhanglang talked about the kung fu of Lin Fang's ex-girlfriend. All three come out!

Lin Fang didn't even have time to look at the long list of information on the link, let alone the whole process, he didn't even memorize the name, He Naibin was good, his mouth was like a cannonball, he just gave it A bunch of bald came out.

Lin Fang reckoned that after today, his name as a scumbag in the school would never have a chance to be whitewashed again.

No matter what he does in the future, as long as he stands with a girl, that girl will not be clean!

What's irritating is that so far, Lin Fang's scumbag value is still a pitiful 2, not to mention double digits, he has not even broken through 5.

Lin Fang felt that he was extremely pitiful. He was definitely a "scumbag" whose charges were not true in history!

And even if He Naibin wasn't the culprit who caused all this, at least he had to bear a big blame!

Lin Fang felt that he could not forgive He Naibin lightly.

He smiled lightly, patted He Naibin on the shoulder, and said, "No, you don't have to do anything."

"Don't, let go! I'll do it, I'll do whatever you ask me to do!"

Seeing Lin Fang laugh like this, with such an understated tone, He Naibin was terrified.

If Lin Fang hadn't heard anything, and his attitude was so kind, it would have made sense, but Lin Fang was right by the door, and he almost listened to the three eloquent conversations of the three of them.

Li Jianfeng and Luo Zhanglang, these two dishonest people, rushed to take care of the hygiene. For the sake of their obedience, even if Lin Fang was angry, it probably wouldn't last long.

But He Naibin knew that he couldn't do it, and it was too awkward to be embarrassed in place. If he didn't do something, it would be difficult for Lin Fang to forgive him.

Now Lin Fang's attitude naturally made He Naibin more panicked and more afraid.

"It's really not necessary."

"No, I have to! Brother Fang, I beg you!"

He Naibin was about to cry. If Lin Fang was not allowed to let out his anger today, he would be charged with interest. The longer it was delayed, the worse the outcome would be.

"Really want to do it?"

"I really want to!"

"Okay, looking at your sincere face..."

Lin Fang touched his chin and said, "Let Sun Yulu invite me to a meal... By the way, call Zhang Lang, Jian Feng, and Wen Wen."

He Naibin's face turned green when he heard Lin Fang mention Sun Yulu's name. He felt that the BGM of "Love is a Light" resounded in his heart unconsciously. Sun Yulu is his true love. !

He Naibin breathed a sigh of relief when Lin Fang finished speaking.

"Brother Fang, don't pant when you talk, I thought..."

"Why do you think?"

"No...nothing!"

He Naibin laughed dryly and quickly shook his head.

What a joke, this kind of careful thinking, how can you say it, playing dumplings is such a thing, it hurts the feelings of brothers.

Lin Fang was also sleepy. After Luo Zhanglang and Li Jianfeng had cleaned up the dormitory, he took a brief shower and then fell down to sleep. He didn't have time to share his bizarre encounter with them tonight.

...

The next day, the school officially started. As usual, a new class of juniors and seniors rushed to campus. In the past, this was a great opportunity for the sophomores, juniors and seniors of LSPs to throw off their arms and have a hard time.

But today, the entire campus... no! All the major colleges and universities in Jincheng are filled with a strange atmosphere.

All the freshmen students, regardless of beauty or ugliness, were just picked up by the LSP seniors, and before the seniors started to fool around, these freshmen students couldn't wait to ask: "Senior, do you know Lin Fang?"

Other colleges and universities are fine, it's okay to say that they don't know each other. After all, although they are in Jincheng, they are not the same college, so it's normal that they don't know each other.

But the seniors of this school are not so lucky.

As long as you dare to say that you don't know each other, the freshman school girl will turn her head and leave without taking care of anyone.

Before leaving, he had to say something like this: "You don't even know Senior Lin Fang is so famous. You must not be from our school!"

Yes, just because they said that they didn't know Lin Fang, these seniors were immediately expelled from their schoolmates and kicked out of the list of the four major alumni records of Sichuan.

If you have a good sense, say that you know each other, and I thought that I would be able to get closer to the school girls.

As a result, they collapsed even more. When the junior heard that the senior LSP knew Lin Fang, she immediately opened her eyes and asked with joy: "The senior, you must have senior Lin Fang's WeChat, right? Push him to me. Okay? Ah, so happy, I want to meet Senior Lin Fang!"

Yes, the LSP seniors immediately suffered critical damage and almost vomited blood in depression.

Throughout the day, Lin Fang's name spread throughout the campus and even the entire Jincheng University circle.

In spite of their anger, the LSP seniors simply set up large and small "anti-Lin Fang WeChat groups" with schools, even departments and classes as units, vowing to fight against Lin Fang to the end, and put the pure and ignorant fresh school girls, Saved from the claws of the great devil Lin Fang.

And all this, Lin Fang was still ignorant.

After he paid off the tuition with the three guys in the same dormitory early, he dragged them to the place where Sun Yulu had found a party.

He Naibin had nothing to do with it. He knew that Lin Fang's anger had not subsided. Even if he knew that he would miss out on many fresh and delicious new schoolgirls, he could only choose to reluctantly give up his love.

However, Luo Zhanglang and Li Jianfeng would inevitably have some complaints.

Li Jianfeng, in particular, babbled all the way: "Brother Fang, you have a party, why do you have to bring me? You all have girlfriends, and I am a single dog. It's the new season, if any school girl is blind, my life-long affairs will be solved, can you put me down and let me go back?"

Before Lin Fang said anything, Luo Zhanglang and He Naibin denied him in unison: "No! We are brothers in the same dormitory. "

Li Jianfeng was about to scold, he begged: "Three brothers, I beg you, leave me alone, I can do it alone!"

"No, don't give up, don't give up is our dormitory purpose, we can't abandon you!"

After struggling for a few rounds, Li Jianfeng found that he could never escape the fate of being a fuel bottler, so he simply chose to give up on himself, played with his mobile phone and no longer struggled.

Sun Yulu didn't say what to eat, but sent it to He Naibin early on, and asked him to drive according to the address.

He Naibin is also a talent, so he just drove and followed the location without asking.

As a result, the whole group arrived at the door of Nanhu Neverland, and only then did they realize that it was not simply eating, but the rhythm of playing for a day.

Sun Yulu was already waiting at the door early. She and Ao Jing each had a cone, sitting under a sunshade, talking and laughing while licking the cone.

The topics that the two talked about were also inseparable from Lin Fang. There was no way, Meng Zuer was really hot.

It is not uncommon for a big star like her to have a scandal, but the object of the scandal is an outsider, which is too rare.

And when this outsider is someone they know, even if they chat for three days and three nights, both Sun Yulu and Ao Jing feel that they are not tired of talking.

That is to say, neither Ao Jing nor Sun Yulu knew about the relationship between He Naibin and Meng Zuer. Otherwise, they would not have expected Lin Fang so much, and would have pestered He Naibin to ask the truth.

Seeing He Naibin's car approaching, Sun Yulu and Ao Jing smiled and got up to meet them.

Li Jianfeng was reluctant to come at first, but when he saw Ao Jing, he became excited. The car had just stopped and everyone had not gotten out of the car. He hugged He Naibin who was driving in the front seat and shouted, "Brother Bin. , I can do this, I can really, introduce her to me, please introduce her to me!"

He Naibin couldn't help but rolled his eyes at Li Jianfeng and said, "Why are you begging me? For this kind of thing, you have to ask to let your brother go! You don't even think about it, what is wrong with you where your brother is?"

Li Jianfeng felt reasonable when he heard it, and resolutely asked Lin Fang: "Brother Fang, please leave a way for your brother to live! Almost all the girls in the school who are more beautiful are your ex-girlfriends. We really have no chance to start. Kind of a girl outside the school, let me!"

Lin Fang: "..."

You are so stupid!

Lin Fang felt that he was more wronged than Dou E. If there was a scumbag panel, the scumbag experience value on him would probably be a bright red word with shame that almost dropped his grade.

In the entire Sichuan Four, there are more than 70,000 undergraduates and postgraduates combined, and the ratio of males to females is 3:2. Among them, there are nearly 30,000 girls. Even if they are beautiful enough to make Lin Fang shine, only 20% of them are. That's also a terrifying number, that's 6,000 people!

Li Jianfeng actually slandered Lin Fang and said that almost all the beautiful ones were Lin Fang's ex-girlfriends.

He really wanted to give Li Jianfeng a brain break, so that he would stay awake and stop talking nonsense.

Secretly made a note for this guy, Lin Fang chuckled and nodded, "Okay, I'll give it to you."

Well, I'll give it to you. If the girl insists on attacking me, I can't control anyone else!

At the same time, Li Jianfeng received the support and encouragement from He Naibin and Lin Fang~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and suddenly felt that his life was full of hope.

So much so that when he got out of the car, he subconsciously walked out of the steps of disaffection.

Ao Jing stood beside Sun Yulu and licked the cone. Originally, her attention was on Lin Fang. The scandal between Lin Fang and Meng Zuer was like thunder.

Female stars, especially top-notch stars like Meng Zuer, are really too far away from ordinary people.

Ao Jing never dreamed that she could have any intersection with Meng Zuer.

But it's not as good as the sky. Today, she really has an intersection with Meng Zuer, and the center of the intersection is Lin Fang!

Where did she think that Li Jianfeng was so confident that he walked directly in front of Lin Fang without saying a word. He didn't recognize his six relatives, and he didn't love anyone, so he dominated his attention.

Seeing Li Jianfeng's actions, Ao Jing was both angry and funny, she couldn't help biting her ears with Sun Yulu beside her: "Lulu, who is this person? I see him walking in such a way to beg for beating. His hands are itchy, isn't he afraid of death?"

"goose……"

Sun Yulu laughed and let out the sound of a goose, she said, "That's also a classmate of Niu Bin, Niu Bin told me that his name is Li Jianfeng, a Virgo, a person who loves cleanliness very much, and is usually very gentle and stable. I don't know what's going on today, goose goose..."

When Ao Jing heard Sun Yulu's laughter, she couldn't help but patted her, and said a little funny: "Stop laughing, you lady, are you okay, they're all here!"

"Goose goose... don't laugh! Don't laugh!"

It was really hard for Sun Yulu to hold back her laughter. From He Naibin's mouth, she had heard too many rumors about the brothers in the dormitory.

Except for Lin Fang, the other two never had the chance to meet.

Unexpectedly, Li Jianfeng gave her a big surprise when she met for the first time today.