I’m Not a Scumbag

Vol 2 Chapter 368: One side friendship, one side love

"I'm not really a scumbag (

After getting off the big pendulum, Li Jianfeng rushed out first. He ran to the trash can and vomited like a tsunami. His handsome face seemed to be powdered, pale and pale. .

He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang were in better condition. Although their faces were not very good, at least they didn't vomit, but their stomachs were still a little uncomfortable. They needed to rub back and forth to feel better.

Lin Fang saved the filmed video, and he planned to edit it with a BGM and post it on Weishi.

The first ring of the dead sand sculpture roommate battle, the plan is passed!

Lin Fang put away his mobile phone, waved his hand to lead the way, and went to the second stop: the jumping machine.

Li Jianfeng stood with the three girls early under the guise of injury, and did not move forward when he was killed.

He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang wanted to hide, but they were pulled by Lin Fang like a chicken, so they couldn't escape.

"Fang brother, this is not necessary, right?"

"This thing is too terrifying, please spare your life!"

Lin Fang pressed the two to the seats of the jumping machine, sitting in the middle to prevent them from escaping, and then said to them earnestly, "Nai Bin, Zhang Lang, if you are all right, just read more genuine novels at the starting point. Look at how the protagonists succeeded in training step by step? Isn't it because of the great terror between life and death? The best way to overcome fear is to face the fear and believe in yourself, you can do it! Whether it's martial arts or cultivation, You have to go through life and death.”

He Naibin: "..."

Luo Zhanglang: "..."

The two were stunned for a while, and couldn't help but scramble to complain first.

"Brother Fang, do you believe the nonsense in the novel? I don't want to open the genetic lock, Brother Fang!"

"You can cultivate immortals if you face your fears, so if I play the jumping machine for a few years, won't I want Xiayu to soar? Stop making trouble, let go!"

Lin Fang held down the two guys who were trying to break free of the safety measures, raised his eyebrows and said, "Life is like that, if you can't resist, you can only enjoy it. If you don't want to cultivate immortals, then eat my old fist as big as a sand bowl. Destroying my reputation without paying a little price?"

He Naibin: "..."

Luo Zhanglang: "..."

Goo!

Goo!

The two swallowed together, and they finally understood why before leaving the school, Lin Fang had to find a few bricks to chop, and explained to them that this was a newly learned skill.

Co-authored, this is a forewarning to them.

The bricks couldn't hold it, and were slapped off by Lin Fang, not to mention his own flesh and blood?

He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang resolutely followed their hearts and chose to accept their fate.

"Brother Fang, see what you said, I'm happy to unlock the genetic lock, it's not for strength, I just like this excitement!"

"Don't stop me, Brother Fang, take good care of me, I have designated that I can break through to the Golden Core Stage today, and a golden core will be swallowed.

The two sitting beside them were all girls, all of whom came with their friends. I saw that they looked pretty good, and I wanted to chat with them and exchange WeChat or something.

At this moment, I heard that the two of them were compared with each other, "My life is up to me", and they all said, and decisively gave up the idea.

Soon, the security officer checked the safety measures and signaled that it could be activated.

Swish!

The jumping machine went straight into the sky, and He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang started a screaming journey.

Lin Fang took out his mobile phone, and calmly photographed the two people in the head, recorded all their reactions, and said, "The two next to me are my best brothers, and if there is something good, I will share it. I am at the starting point. Reading novels and seeing the protagonists getting stronger step by step, my favorite sentence is: There is a big terror between life and death, and then they get stronger. I hope my brother gets stronger, now..."

After recording his own voice, Lin Fang held the phone in front of He Naibin and said, "Nai Bin, have you unlocked the genetic lock?"

"Ah ah ah... Lin put you xxx, I'm so xxx..."

This section needs to be muted and subtitled.

Lin Fang nodded calmly, took the phone back and said, "Okay, everyone heard it, my good buddy He Naibin is very grateful to me, he told me that he felt power all over his body, the gene lock was about to be opened, and he started A new evolutionary model."

Then, Lin Fang held the phone in front of Luo Zhanglang again, and said, "Zhang Lang, what level are you now? How long will it take to get the golden elixir?"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa **** Lin let me xxxx..."

Good, this segment also needs to be silenced.

Lin Fang smiled with satisfaction, nodded and said: "Have you heard, it is brothers, full of love. Listen, listen, I can't listen to their praise, there is no way, my brother They love me so much!"

Looking at He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang in the camera, they screamed constantly, and rolled their eyes in fear. Even if they didn't faint from fright, Lin Fang could feel their hearts almost spit out of their mouths. He must have felt the difference between life and death. of great terror.

Even if they can't unlock the genetic lock or cast a golden pill, they have successfully bid farewell to their past selves, defeated their cowardly selves and their imperfect selves.

Simply finished ***eautful!

The second ring of the dead sand sculpture roommate battle, the plan is passed!

A few minutes later, the jumping machine slowly stopped, Luo Zhanglang stepped down, staggered two steps, and sat directly on the ground.

He Naibin sat on it, his feet were too soft, he couldn't get down at all, he was only able to walk with Lin Fang's support.

When Lin Fang passed Luo Zhanglang, he picked him up, one by one, and sent them to Sun Yulu and Jiang Wenwen.

Seeing the miserable state of He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang, the faces of the two girls turned a little unsightly.

Jiang Wenwen said: "Brother Fang, after all, they are brothers in the same bedroom for several years. Is it inappropriate for you to do this?"

Sun Yulu was not so direct. She forced a smile and said, "Lin Fang, the park is quite big, how about we play separately? How about a free team?"

Luo Zhanglang pushed Jiang Wenwen's support away and scolded: "What do women know? They are brothers, they should be cut... It should be exciting to play together. If I really don't want to play, I can drag my brother hard. I go up?"

He Naibin covered Sun Yulu's mouth and said with a smile: "I'm sorry everyone, my girlfriend is a little bit confused about the situation. We have discussed with Brother Fang about what to play today. Give up first. The sword's endurance is low, so we were eliminated in the first round. The two of us are stronger, and now we have successfully survived the second round. In the end, we will see the outcome in the third round!"

To be able to do this between girlfriends and brothers, ask yourself, Lin Fang can't find anything wrong.

Comparatively speaking, He Naibin's approach is more gentle, but it is worthy of his rich second-generation status.

Luo Zhanglang is too straight, and only considers brotherhood, but ignores Jiang Wenwen's feelings.

Lin Fang smiled lightly, clapped his hands, and said: "Okay, you two don't hold back, and you don't have to help me cover up. The matter is very simple, the three of them bragged yesterday, and helped people to stand up to me. Black material. For the specific situation, you can search 'Meng Zuer's Gossip Boyfriend Black Material Complete Works', and see what the latest reply post said, and you will know what's going on."

This time, even Li Jianfeng, who was hiding behind him, was embarrassed under Ao Jing's strange eyes.

He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang were eager to find a hole to dig into.

The three of them couldn't help but look at Lin Fang, their eyes more sad than the other.

Lin Fang turned a blind eye to this, and he was forced to do so.

Previously, I only focused on teaching these guys a lesson, but I forgot to take into account the feelings of the girls. Now they have obviously misunderstood. Lin Fang must solve this misunderstanding.

Otherwise, in the future, He Naibin, Luo Zhanglang, and possibly even Li Jianfeng, will have to face the difficult choice of whether they want a brother or a girlfriend.

In the previous life, Lin Fang would not have thought of this at all.

In this life, he knew very well that once a woman had a prejudice against her man's brother, she would definitely try to destroy this friendship, and often succeeded.

Jiang Wenwen, Sun Yulu, including Ao Jing, who is a little behind, all three girls took out their mobile phones suspiciously, and quickly searched for the keywords provided by Lin Fang: "Complete Works of Meng Zuer's Gossip Boyfriend's Black Materials".

To the surprise of the three girls, the websites pointed to by this keyword were overwhelming, and even firmly occupied the top three positions of search hot words.

They randomly clicked on a link to a website they frequented, and found the reason in the pinned post.

"Real hammer! The history of Lin Fang's scumbag male history mentioned in the black material is actually true! The girls mentioned here are exactly the same as what Lin Fang's three roommates told him, and even what his three roommates said. The content is more exaggerated and more unbearable!

This Lin Fang is simply the number one scumbag in the sky, outrageous! "

"Death to the scumbag, this kind of person living in the world is simply the greatest irresponsibility to girls, and even a crime!"

"I'm curious, why wasn't this kind of person caught by the police and locked up? Isn't he a hooligan?"

"Am I the only one who wants Lin Fang's WeChat? I really want to be slapped by him..."

"Is it a beauty upstairs? I know Lin Fang's WeChat, add me first, and I'll push it to you."

"Don't believe this man upstairs, he's a liar, I'm Lin Fang's roommate, I really have Lin Fang's WeChat!"

...

The three girls looked at the reply with the highest number of likes, and while looking at each other, turned their heads together and looked at He Naibin, Luo Zhanglang, and Li Jianfeng respectively.

Under the sharp eyes of the girls, these three guys got together and shivered.

"What else do you want to say?"

"No wonder Brother Fang wants to teach the three of you a lesson, how can you do this?"

"I really misunderstood you. Did you sell your teammates so easily?"

The three girls said one sentence each, and each of the three guys was bigger than the other.

Li Jianfeng raised his hand decisively and said, "I'll explain, yesterday the three of us moved a lot of things from Fang's girlfriend's convenience store back to the dormitory. We ate and drank a lot. The classmates in the next dormitory were curious and came over to ask a few more questions. , we drank too much, we didn't keep our mouths shut, and we slapped our mouths..."

He Naibin glared at Li Jianfeng, and continued: "Actually, we didn't want to let the brother off the hook at first. Originally, the three of us were drinking and chatting by ourselves. Who knows how many people from the next dormitory will come over, and it will gradually become unpleasant. We It was also careless, and I said a few things that shouldn't be said."

Luo Zhanglang also said: "We also discussed it. Thinking that we can't really reveal Brother Fang's privacy, we took the black material that was widely rumored on the Internet and said it according to the script..."

"According to the script?"

"A little...played a little bit, really only a little bit! We didn't expect that our words would become a handle, and let the brother go..."

Li Jianfeng and He Naibin both agreed twice and looked at Lin Fang with guilt.

It was because of their guilt that they willingly let Lin Fang play tricks.

No matter how good the relationship is, there are still knots that need to be resolved and cannot be piled up, otherwise the relationship will be alienated sooner or later.

Lin Fang clapped his hands, chuckled lightly, and said, "Okay, this is the end of the matter. I'm not so careful, I just want to take this rare opportunity to accompany everyone to challenge the limit."

He Naibin: "Hehe, aren't you being careful? I believe..."

Luo Zhanglang: "Hehe, aren't you being careful? I believe it too..."

Li Jianfeng: "Hehe, believe it or not, you are not careful?"

The three guys looked odd, all with embarrassed but polite smiles.

Sun Yulu said apologetically to Lin Fang: "Brother Fang, I'm sorry, we didn't know the situation, we thought..."

Seeing Lin Fang waved her hand and motioned to stop mentioning this matter, she changed her mind with a smile: "Okay, let's not talk about it, let's not talk about it! Let's play some less exciting projects to relax, okay? What do you have? What do you want to play?"

"I want to go to the divination house!"

"I want to go to the horror castle!"

Jiang Wenwen and Ao Jing spoke out almost at the same time, but there were differences of opinion.

Sun Yulu turned to look at He Naibin and the men and said, "How about you? Where do you want to go?"

"Horrible Castle!" ×3!

Of course, choose the horror castle (haunted house), is this still a choice?

It's a man, you know it!

"Okay, there are four votes for the horror castle!"

Sun Yulu looked at Lin Fang with a smile, and said, "Sorry, Brother Fang, I wanted to ask your opinion, but now it seems that there is no need to ask!"

Lin Fang smiled and nodded: "I have no opinion, let's go to the castle!"

The lessons for the three sand sculpture roommates are almost the same. The third step is to upload Weishi. The steps in the amusement park have been completed. Give them the rest of the time and let them enjoy a little happy time. This is Lin Give them the last tenderness.

When the video is uploaded, everyone knows the real face of these three guys, they will be faster (xiu) happy (chi).

At the moment, the group changed their route and went to the horror castle.

Haunted houses used to be standard in amusement parks, and there was a period of high-light moments.

It's just that with the development of science and technology, there are more and more entertainment methods, and various means of stabbing (action) stimulation (death) have become more and more abundant, and the haunted house has gradually disappeared.

Neverland followed the trend and established the horror castle project, which introduced the "immersive experience" mode.

When players enter the castle, they will change into costumes that match the horror story. There will also be various NPCs (actors) or attacks, or guidance, or traps on the way. There will even be various edible props inside, which enriches the gameplay. , which also improves the experience.

When Lin Fang first entered the haunted house, he didn't really care. He originally planned to go all the way to the haunted house, but starting from changing his clothes, this terrifying castle gave him an extraordinary experience.

The story provided by the horror castle this week is "Dungeon of Sword and Magic World". The main story is that a group of adventurers stray into the dungeon. Survive under the raids of various monsters.

If you accept this setting, it doesn't feel bad.

However, there are four Adventurer Modes available in Terror Castle: Solo, Duo, Triple, and Five.

Generally speaking, these four modes are enough to deal with most situations, whether it is a single person, a couple or a family, it has basically been taken care of.

However, Lin Fang's group is actually a rare seven people. The castle administrator pulled his hair for a while and asked tentatively: "I wonder if you are interested in experiencing our hidden mode: Adventurer + Observer. model?"

I was still discussing it, but it really doesn't work. Should I experience it in batches? I didn't expect to trigger some hidden mode.

This time, everyone is not sleepy~www.wuxiaspot.com~ We choose this! "

Yes, with almost unanimous approval, Lin Fang and his group started the haunted house adventure in hidden mode.

The so-called adventurer + observer mode is based on the original shield (meat shield), magic (magic injury), animal husbandry (assistance), thief (playing field, unlocking), and hunting (material injury) based on the original plot. Protected observers (adventurers with krypton gold props, holding a small amount of paid items), add a new observer who can only provide clues (your own NPC, holding a small number of key clues).

This hidden mode is very unfriendly to players who play fewer types of games, so it has never been enabled since it was designed.

If it weren't for the fact that there were too many people in Lin Fang's group, and there were four full men, the castle administrator judged that they should have played a lot of games and would probably accept it, and he wouldn't ask for trouble if he killed him.

In fact, he was also curious whether this hidden mode was as fun as the design description said.

Therefore, in the process of choosing a profession, Lin Fang was selected as an NPC observer in the first round.

The three girls chose Mage, Priest, and Kryptonite Item Observer respectively.

He Naibin, Li Jianfeng, and Luo Zhanglang naturally took the remaining meat shield, thief and hunter occupations.

After the seven people changed their clothes, Luo Zhanglang, the thief, went out to explore the way first. Li Jianfeng closely guarded Ao Jing, the krypton watcher, and He Naibin guarded the mage Sun Yulu. Jiang Wenwen, the priest, was at a loss.

Lin Fang, this clue NPC, is very relaxed because of the [Absolute Defense] BUFF. Yuzai Yuzai is at the end. He takes his mobile phone to capture the sand sculptures of his roommates at any time, and prepares to use them as vegetarian dishes. above.

So, a dungeon adventure began like this...

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