I’m Not a Scumbag
Chapter 39: Auntie, let my sister get the certificate!
I'm going to see my parents on the way to see you. Are you going to touch porcelain?
Lin Fang was too lazy to tell He Naibin more, this guy is a little over the top at the moment, and his words are completely out of his head.
He felt that it would be better for He Naibin and his family to chat on their own.
"Drinking milk bin, have you misunderstood something? I'll just invite your cousin to eat a bowl of noodles, and take her back to the hotel on the way. What kind of raw rice and cooked rice? Take care of yourself, and see your parents... I'll take your sister! You Call her to find out, I'm hanging up!"
"You still want to accept my sister? Hey... Hey..."
Opposite, He Naibin was about to burst with anger as he listened to the blind tone coming from the receiver.
He didn't hear anything else clearly, he heard Lin Fang say that he wanted to accept his sister.
You just accepted my sister, but you still want to accept my sister, can you bear it?
He Naibin decisively called his aunt Qian Yue'e, and just after the call was connected, he began to complain, "Auntie, something has happened! My sister and my classmates are together!"
"Xiaobin..."
Qian Yue'e picked up the phone and just said hello when she was shocked by He Naibin's blackness.
She paused for a while before she said, "Xiao Bin, what did you just say? Auntie didn't catch it, you... you say it again!"
He Naibin said solemnly: "Auntie, my sister Meng Zuer is in love! The object is my classmate, my roommate, Lin Fang! A very caring guy, you have to take care of my sister and let her take someone home. It's best. I can get the certificate right now!"
My daughter is in love?
The object is my nephew's classmate?
Is his classmate still a big radish?
With three bolts from the blue, Qian Yue'e sat up from the sofa in shock, but she didn't even notice that the mask fell on the ground.
"Wait, Xiaobin..."
Qian Yue'e digested the news for a while, and after thinking about it, she said, "I was almost surrounded by you! Since your classmate is such a scumbag, how could I hand over our grandfather to him? You Wait a minute, I'll call your sister right away and tell her to break up with that scumbag!"
"No way, Auntie!"
"Why not?"
"Anyway...not anyway!"
He Naibin hesitated, unable to speak.
He couldn't tell Qian Yue'e directly that Lin Fang put her daughter to sleep.
The Meng family's family education is so strict, if the truth is known, the consequences will be too serious!
"You kid, what can you do? I say ok, don't worry about it!"
"Auntie..."
beep...beep...
He Naibin was stunned for a while looking at the phone that was directly hung up. He felt that he still had to call Meng Zuer and ask her to confess.
If she is stubborn, she and Lin Fang may be unlucky.
Coincidentally, the phone line was busy, so I couldn't get through at all.
Could it be that my aunt's phone number has already been called...
Thinking of this possibility, He Naibin felt a little guilty for some reason.
He couldn't think of any solution for a while, so he had to call Meng Zuer every once in a while.
It had been more than half an hour, and before he could get through, Meng Zuer called first.
Seeing this situation, He Naibin felt even more guilty.
Usually there is something, Meng Zuer always said on WeChat.
It's not a very important thing, she never calls.
"Should... be alright?"
He Naibin hesitated for a few seconds, but still pressed the answer button through gritted teeth.
"Drinking milk bin! You bed-wetting ghost! Liar! What the **** did you tell my mother! I don't even have a boyfriend! Who am I going to marry? You tell me clearly, if it's not clear, I will have three legs. I'll interrupt you!"
When Qian Yue'e called Meng Zuer, she didn't know what she said to add insult to injury. As soon as the call was made, Meng Zuer scolded He Naibin.
It's over...
Auntie, you cheat on me!
When He Naibin heard that his three legs were about to break, he couldn't help feeling agitated, and squatted down with his legs between his legs.
Others may just say that Meng Zuer always did what he said, saying that if he broke his three legs, he would never break one less.
"Cousin, listen to me..."
"I don't listen!"
He Naibin was stunned again.
Miss, are you playing with me?
You let me make it clear...
You don't listen...
I think you are embarrassing me fat tiger!
"talk!"
Don't you listen?
Also let me say?
He Naibin thought about skinning, but after thinking about the consequences of skinning, he had no choice but to say honestly: "Sister, you can't blame me. If you want to blame, you can only blame Lin Fang!"
"What's the matter with Guan Lin?"
"…"
Is this scumbag so charming?
It's just one time, my sister is such a difficult person, so she bowed down under his jeans?
"What about you, talk!"
He Naibin couldn't help giving himself a slap, he felt that he had no need to worry about Lin Fang and Meng Zuer's business.
One attitude when defending Lin Fang is another attitude towards himself.
Oh, woman!
Meng Zuer asked, but He Naibin didn't dare not say anything, so he had to say: "Lin Fang took advantage of you, I think he should be responsible for you, so I asked him to go to see my aunt and uncle with me on weekends. Then I called my aunt. Make a phone call and tell her that you should get a certificate with Lin Fang."
"Okay, you bedwetting bin! You bitch!"
Meng Zuer had caught the culprit at this moment, and she was furious: "I think you are itchy! Lin Fang and I didn't even hold hands, what kind of ghost certificate did I get! I'm going to catch the announcement tomorrow, UU read wwwwww .uukanshu.com will come back to you next week to settle accounts! You wait for me!"
Snapped! Ding Ling dang...
The sound of Meng Zuer dropping the phone was so harsh that He Naibin felt that his eardrums were about to be pierced.
He didn't have time to care about his ears at all, instead he just thought about what Meng Zuer said just now.
"Didn't you even hold hands? Does that mean... I misunderstood?"
He Naibin carefully recalled the conversation between himself and Lin Fang, and the more he thought about it, the more guilty he became.
He felt that he might have really misunderstood Lin Fang.
"But... you can't blame me entirely, can you? Lin Fang is out of your own name. Which beautiful girl is by your side, can you keep your innocence? It's too strange that your cousin is all right?"
He Naibin murmured a few words, and felt that Lin Fang's side was easy to say, but Meng Zuer's side was the one that was really difficult to deal with.
It is conceivable that the oolong that I created caused my aunt to have a lot of misunderstandings.
With my aunt's temper, she was afraid that she would scold Meng Zuer for half an hour when the phone didn't get through.
When she thought of Meng Zuer being bombarded by her aunt's phone call for half an hour, she had to accompany her smiling face and explain in various ways.
He Naibin felt pain in his three legs.
Meng Zuer suffered so much grievance, if he didn't coax her well, He Naibin felt that the day he saw Meng Zuer again might be the last day he lived.
After thinking about it, He Naibin felt that if he wanted to survive, he might have only one way left.
Looking for Lin Fang!
From an eighty-year-old woman to an eight-year-old girl, there is nothing Lin Fang can't handle.
Don't look at how difficult it is for your cousin, it's in front of others.
In front of Lin Fang, hehe...
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