I’m Not a Scumbag

Boom!

Lin Fang felt that the door had been smashed heavily by something. Obviously, the violent sister was still holding on.

I don't know how Lin's father and Lin's mother coaxed her. After a while, the door was opened, and the violent sister was probably persuaded to go out.

"Scumbag, let's wait and see!"

Boom!

Lin Xiaolei roared angrily before leaving, then slammed the door and left.

Lin Fang scratched his ears, feeling extremely wronged.

It's none of my business, I didn't do anything!

Why am I a scumbag?

I haven't even talked about my girlfriend!

anger! [○·｀Д′·○]!

Knock Knock!

"Fang Wen, come out and let's talk."

Outside the door, my mother's voice was heard suppressing her anger.

Lin Fang was extremely familiar with this tone.

When I was a child, whenever I made a mistake and hid, my mother would use this seemingly gentle tone to deceive herself. At that time, she would take out some snacks or some change as bait.

Snacks and change were in his hands, but they were accompanied by a violent beating.

Now that you are lying to yourself, you are not even willing to let go of the bait?

Oh, dear mother!

"Tomorrow, I'm tired."

bang bang bang!

"Lin Fangwen, come out for me! Did you hear that I told you to come out?"

Lin Fang simply picked up the pillow and buried himself, pretending not to hear.

Don't listen, don't listen, Wang... er, forget it, don't listen!

Ma Lin smashed the door for a while, seeing that Lin Fang had no intention of getting up to open the door, she was very angry.

"Tell me, why did I give birth to such a little bastard? Ah? How old are you? Don't give me some peace of mind... Lin Yonghe, I'm talking to you, what are you doing?"

Dad Lin, who was sitting on the sofa secretly playing with his mobile phone, was terrified. He didn't expect that Mom Lin was teaching her son, and the artillery fire could also splash on him.

Fortunately, Dad Lin has more than 20 years of experience in coaxing his wife. He pointed at the screen of his mobile phone with a serious face and said, "Wife, I'm not worried about Lei Lei, I'm watching her live broadcast. Look, she is this Where and how do you stand in front of a sports car that looks expensive?"

As expected, Ma Lin was distracted. She leaned over curiously, and felt uncomfortable with her head tilted, so she grabbed the phone.

"Bring it to me, what do I think of you?"

Dad Lin wanted to laugh a little, but felt wronged, his expression twitched a few times, just in time to meet the sudden slanted look of Lin's mother, he immediately pretended nothing had happened, and pointed at the screen of the mobile phone.

"Look, it's this car!"

Ma Lin looked back suspiciously. She always felt that Papa Lin was perfunctory, but she couldn't find any evidence.

Soon, Ma Lin's attention fell on the red sports car.

"Babies, the sports car you saw is parked in my community. I really didn't expect that there is an invisible rich man living in our community!"

After looking at it for a while, Lin Ma couldn't sit still. She slapped Pa Lin's thigh and said angrily, "Did you hear what your daughter is saying? She's actually called a baby! She's only a sophomore in high school, could it be this? Want me to be a grandmother?"

"calm down!"

Dad Lin broke into a cold sweat when he was slapped, but he had to appease his daughter-in-law: "This is to show kindness, but it is actually a nickname for the audience, which is similar to calling the audience a 'friend' before."

"That's not OK!"

Lin Ma was a little persuaded, but she was still not satisfied. She frowned and said, "When Lei Lei comes back, you have to talk about her well, it's ridiculous!"

"Hey! Hey! If I say her, I must say her!"

Dad Lin had just calmed down Ma Lin's anger, but he didn't want to. In the live broadcast, Lin Xiaolei said something even more explosive.

"I don't know if the owner of Daniel is a good-looking little brother. If he comes over to drive and chat with me later, will I agree, agree, or agree?"

The calf is finished!

Dad Lin covered his face and lowered his head, feeling that he was not ordinary stupid.

It's good. If you have to let your wife watch some live broadcasts, and whoever's live broadcasts are not good, you have to watch your own daughter's.

Lin Dad knows that it is not awkward, and it is decisive to cover his face and prepares to accept the baptism of the Wushang's storm.

Unexpectedly, after waiting for a while, he didn't wait for Lin Ma to make a move, but instead listened to her muttering: "The upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, Lei Lei must have been damaged by this **** Fang Wen, no, I have to clean him up. One meal! Lao Lin, go and take out the family law, double copies!"

Lin Fang: "???"

Lin Fang, who was hiding behind the door and eavesdropping, looked bewildered, but he quickly recovered, opened the door and rushed out: "Dad, Mom, I won't be back for dinner at night, you can eat it yourself!"

"Stinky boy, stop for me..."

Heh, do you think I'm stupid?

Lin Fang pretended not to hear his mother's roar, didn't wear any shoes, picked them up and ran, and then slowly put them on when he rushed down a flight of stairs.

"Lin Fangwen, come back early! You must dare to stay outside at night, and be careful about your skin!"

"Oh, I see."

Lin Fang knew that his mother would not chase after him, so he was relieved and walked downstairs slowly.

What is all this called?

The mistakes of Lin Xiaolei's violent madness can also be counted on my head. I'm tired!

Lin Fang went downstairs, just in time to see his violent sister pouting in front of Daniel for a while, squinting her eyes for a while, posing in various poses to be cute in front of the camera.

Gudu!

Oops!

There are wolves in front and tigers in the back, it's really hard for me...

Lin Fang swallowed and took two steps back.

Looking left and right, Lin Fang secretly blamed himself for not trying to save trouble. He parked the car so close that unless he could fly, it would be difficult to get around and prevent the violent mad sister from discovering him.

It is impossible to go home. UUkanshu www.uukanshu.com mother has prepared a double copy of the family law, and she is still angry at the moment. If she really wants to go back, she is afraid that she will spend the next week in the hospital.

Lin Fang had no choice but to crouch at the exit of the unit door, playing with his mobile phone boredly while waiting for his sister to leave.

"Oh, isn't this Xiao Lin? Why don't you go home, squatting here? Isn't it possible that your mother has acted at home again?"

Who is this, so annoying?

Lin Fang looked back in dismay, and saw a middle-aged man wearing a short-sleeved floral shirt, with a big back, a briefcase and a mean smile on his face.

Behind the man, there was a woman in her early thirties, wearing a red skirt with hip wraps and big waves. She looked pretty good, about seven points of color.

A pair of peach blossom eyes couldn't help looking up and down at Lin Fang, biting their lips slightly, as if they were implying something to Lin Fang.

She is dressed like this, with an extra point for her charming style, she can barely get 80 points.

Although Hu Qingchan and Xia Xuejian are incomparable with Lin Fang's ex-girlfriends, they are still the best looking.

The middle-aged man saw that Lin Fang didn't speak, but stared at his daughter-in-law behind him, his expression changed, and he turned around abruptly. Seeing his wife's serious face, he was a little relieved, so he shouted at Lin Fang: " What to look at, to see your own daughter-in-law!"

Thinking of the rumors about Lin Fang in the community, the middle-aged man was very worried. He grabbed his wife's hand and didn't go out. He turned around and walked upstairs.

"What are you doing, didn't you agree to go shopping with me?"

A woman's coquettish hatred comes with some kind of BGM.

Lin Fang turned his head, just in time to meet the woman's eyes, she bit her lip and smiled, and her posture became more charming when she went upstairs.

I'll go, who can withstand this!