I’m Not a Scumbag

Vol 2 Chapter 405: Blessings of Tobong

He said that there was no evidence, whether it was good or not, we had to go in to find out.

He Naibin hugged his helmet and lay down on the bed. He didn't rush into the game. He first took a selfie from multiple angles with his mobile phone, and then sent it to Jiugongge Moments.

"Thank you Brother Fang, the Taiyi helmet I've been thinking about has already started. Without further ado, let's upload the picture first!"

After posting on the Moments, He Naibin first installed a wave, and then He Naibin carefully experienced the uniqueness of Taiyi's helmet.

The main promotion of this helmet is sleep aid, but in fact, even children know that it is a virtual world login device.

As long as you have this helmet, you can enter the second world that humans dream of.

The appearance of Taiyi's helmet has long been exposed, and He Naibin just played it for a while and lost interest.

He put a set on his head and began to feel the inside of the helmet.

Praise!

The inner lining of the helmet is very soft, and the inner lining made of memory latex makes the helmet very comfortable to wear.

Even if he turned his head left and right, he didn't feel tight.

Breathing is very smooth, there is no feeling of suffocation like ordinary helmets.

Even the air smells a little fresh, and I don't know if the helmet is air-filtered.

He Naibin was very satisfied with the first impression of Taiyi's helmet, and he was even more satisfied after observing and experiencing it.

Inside the helmet, facing the eyes, there is a small screen that captures the movements of the pupils. Where the eyes see, the cursor moves.

When He Naibin saw the small screen, he received a prompt: "Is the mobile phone screen connected to the helmet's internal display?"

For this small design of Hanhai Technology, He Naibin couldn't help but wanted to give 32 praises.

No matter how fun the virtual world is, people still want to play with their mobile phones for a while before going to sleep.

Instead of letting players play with their mobile phones for a long time, and then think of wearing a helmet when they are about to fall asleep, the built-in function of Taiyi helmets directly controls these heavy mobile phones and wipes them all out.

Is it possible to play comfortably while lying down?

Especially the Taiyi helmet can control the cursor with its pupils, and point it wherever it sees it. Blinking once equals a single click, and blinking twice equals a double-click.

Even if you want to type with your eyes, it's easy.

Coupled with the built-in high-fidelity headset, whether listening or speaking, there is an illusion that you are a voice actor.

After He Naibin projected the screen of his mobile phone onto the helmet, he had a great time playing.

Especially when he found out that the helmet was equipped with a panoramic camera, and he could take a selfie of himself in 360 degrees, he was going to go crazy.

I quickly took a few selfies, ready to post to a circle of friends.

As a result, He Naibin just opened WeChat and was about to install another wave. He was almost shocked by the friend's message that couldn't stop flickering on the screen and the prompt of 99+ in the circle of friends.

Thankfully, he used the Taiyi helmet instead of opening WeChat with his mobile phone, otherwise he would be stuck on WeChat and restarting.

"what?"

He Naibin, who realized this, seemed to have discovered a new continent, and he couldn't help but yell: "How dare you say that you are a sleep aid helmet? The function of a projection screen and internal display is even more powerful than my latest Guo 12. But lied to me that it was just to help sleep! Whoever believes it is stupid!"

He Naibin roared quite loudly. After roaring, he felt a little guilty. He pressed the button on the side of the helmet, opened the mask and looked left and right, but was surprised to find that several roommates were lying motionless on the bed, and they were not affected by him at all. .

The noisy playing of cards in the next bedroom suddenly poured into his ears.

Just before he opened his helmet, he didn't hear any of these sounds.

The quiet surrounding is like the deepest night, the silence of all sounds.

After opening the helmet, the surrounding noises all rushed over.

Only then did He Naibin truly realize why Taiyi helmets must vigorously promote their sleep aid function.

Let's talk about whether it can help you sleep or not. Just because of this powerful sound insulation function, He Naibin couldn't help but want to praise Hanhai Technology.

Closing the mask to become one, watching small movies every day... Those teachers, aren't they fragrant?

Even if he had true love, He Naibin couldn't help but let out a wretched laugh at the thought of being able to appreciate the virtues and arts of the teachers alone.

Alright, go on!

He Naibin turned off the mask, reopened WeChat, and ignored the messages from his friends, and went straight to the circle of friends. He was going to pick a few questions and reply more often.

"Damn it, old man, you're awesome, isn't your helmet the top match? Two hundred thousand dollars, it's such a waste of money without blinking an eye, you're a tyrant!"

"I don't understand. Isn't the 10,000-dollar deluxe version delicious? Why spend twenty times the price for the top version? It's really rich to burn!"

"Lao He, Lao He, watch the private chat!"

"The local tyrant asks for support, the body is light and the body is soft and easy to overturn, and he is proficient in all eighteen martial arts!"

"I'm going, what did I see? My goddess is asking for support, I'm so tired!"

He Naibin glanced at random, ignoring those that were not nutritious, and specifically replied to the classmate who questioned that buying the top version is worse than buying the deluxe version: "Student, I have also watched the evaluation video of the deluxe version, but I didn't get the deluxe version here. Version, I can’t comment on authenticity, so let’s look at my new circle of friends, maybe you’ll understand.”

He carefully checked his speech and made sure that he was understatement and pretended to be a big one. He Naibin couldn't help but want to praise his cleverness.

Thank you Brother Fang for the helmet, it's really not so cool!

Before entering the game, He Naibin felt that he had reached the peak of his life.

He enjoyed this kind of dizziness like drinking alcohol for a while, and then he reposted a circle of friends.

"Many friends questioned that the price of the top version of the Taiyi helmet was inflated. No nonsense. You can understand the picture above!"

It's Jiugongge again. The 360-degree panoramic selfie inside Taiyi's helmet has no dead ends and clearly shows the low-key luxury of the top version.

He Naibin didn't mention the trivial matter that memory latex is comfortable to wear, and even the pictures were thrown into inconspicuous corners.

He focused on showing the helmet's built-in display, super quiet, and the pupils follow several major black technologies.

To prove this point, he posted another Moments, this time it was just a short video.

"I've seen friends in the circle of friends in front of me, and they must still be unconvinced. So I posted this little video, and I will personally show you the domineering of the super elite. Now you can't hear anything except my voice, very Quiet, right? Next, it's time to witness the miracle...I'm going to open my mask...Are you surprised?"

Following He Naibin's actions, the sound of playing cards in the next bedroom, the noise in the other bedroom, the chasing in the corridor, and the sound of heavy objects falling from upstairs came all at once, making He Naibin bared.

"Did you see it? Is it noisy? This is the real university dormitory! Forget it, it's too noisy, I'd better turn off my mask and hide in peace!"

Closing the mask, He Naibin couldn't help taking a deep breath, and said with a relaxed expression: "How about this? Why not spend more money on this? Anyway, I know that the deluxe version can also help sleep, but it's not so cool. Mute function! There is also the internal display of this helmet, really, this function is really cool! I understand it! Hahaha... Stop talking, I'm going to continue playing!"

After posting this Moments, He Naibin then Shi Shiran replied to WeChat.

He noticed that Li Jianfeng's WeChat was at the top, and he had accumulated dozens of messages, so he clicked in quickly, ignored the nonsense in front of him, and only read the latest news.

"Brother Bin, I saw your circle of friends, **** it, this helmet is really awesome, Brother Fang is really awesome!"

"By the way, Brother Bin, you were right. After I posted on the Moments, Ban Hua asked me if I had a girlfriend. What should I do?"

"Brother Bin, is Brother Bin here? Come back to me if he is, **** it! I really don't know what to do. I said no, but she actually said she wanted to introduce my girlfriend to me, and asked me what type I liked. Sent me a few **** photos and asked me if I liked it. Does she think I'm blind when she rides a horse, thinking that if I put on heavy makeup, I won't recognize her?"

After reading several WeChat messages sent by Li Jianfeng, He Naibin suddenly regretted that he ended his single life prematurely.

If it's like Li Jianfeng, I'm afraid I just sent out those few moments of friends, and the girl who wants to add me will pop up a 99+!

However, He Naibin soon discovered a blind spot, and he decisively replied to Li Jianfeng: "Send me the photo to see, maybe it's not Banhua, and someone else may be sincerely introducing you to a girlfriend!"

Li Jianfeng quickly replied, "Brother Bin, are you busy? I'll send it to you right away!"

Sexy photos 1, 2, 3...

Li Jianfeng sent four or five pictures in succession, and suddenly he realized that something was wrong, so he quickly clicked to withdraw.

But no matter how fast he moved, he couldn't keep up with He Naibin's blinking speed.

Double-click to download, the speed is very fast!

"Brother Bin, you are fooling me! You are too bad for you!"

"Fuck you? I didn't see what you posted, so you retracted it. What did you just post?"

He Naibin's face was not blushing, and his heart was not beating to fool Li Jianfeng. He decisively opened the photo album on his mobile phone and checked the photos he had just saved.

"Tsk tsk, I'm going, it's really white, it's really big... I really can't see it! Damn, it's such a cheap sword!"

After critically appreciating some of Banhua's **** photos, He Naibin secretly regretted it.

In the past, he felt that Ban Hua's appearance was a little low, and he couldn't keep up with Lin Fang's ex-girlfriends. When Ban Hua suggested, he pretended not to understand.

Who would have known that such a tall and splendid universe was hidden under Ban Hua's loose clothes.

Li Jianfeng thought that He Naibin really didn't see the photos he posted, and after secretly rejoicing, he said, "Nothing, I didn't post anything, I just wanted to ask you, Brother Bin, I think Banhua wants to be with me. , do you think I should agree?"

He Naibin said: "I'll say it first, my opinion is for reference only, it's up to you to adopt it or not. Don't blame me for not reminding you if there is any problem in the future."

Li Jianfeng said quickly, "That's not possible, Brother Bin, don't worry, I'm definitely not that kind of person!"

He Naibin said: "My personal suggestion is that you can go with the kidneys, but don't worry about it. Our class flower is not a fuel-efficient lamp. I wanted to talk to Brother Fang before, but Brother Fang didn't agree. She wanted to follow me again, and so did I. Playing stupid, now I'm in love with you... You know! She's too high rank, you're no match. What I'm worried about is that a chick like you who hasn't had a girlfriend, sleeps with others a few times and thinks it's true love, then You've been fooled!"

Li Jianfeng was a little unhappy, and said disapprovingly: "Brother Bin, I think Banhua people are pretty good. They shouldn't be as bad as you said. Do you have any misunderstanding about her?"

What the hell?

He Naibin couldn't help but said: "Dude, you guys are not together yet, so it's protected? After you posted it on your Moments, could it be possible that one of our class flowers sent you a message and sent you a photo? You just I didn't take a look at it, come to the rain and dew?"

"Uh……"

Li Jianfeng said a little embarrassedly: "I've been busy chatting with Banhua, and her photos were posted on time. Isn't it my fault?"

He Naibin was a little speechless, he said: "Then I suggest that you better chat with others, don't be so anxious, use your brain more, compare and contrast their routines to chat with you. Let me tell you, although green tea is Well, we can only go to the kidneys. Anyway, I have already said what I have said, and it is up to you to listen to me!"

Li Jianfeng said quickly: "That can't be! That can't be!"

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Hehe.jpg...

He Naibin returned a moving picture of Li Jianfeng and said, "First of all, you have to be really panicked, pick the one who is the most flamboyant, and directly say that you have no relationship with her, and it depends on whether she agrees or not. Regardless of whether she agrees or not, I will I think it will calm you down."

Li Jianfeng was still a little unhappy when he saw He Naibin's moving picture, but when he saw what He Naibin said next, he was overjoyed and said, "Thank you, Brother Bin, I'm relieved to have this word from you. No, I'll go talk to them again."

He Naibin gave Li Jianfeng a middle finger, and then went to deal with other WeChat messages.

A lot of people are just looking for something to say, and all they send are some unnutritious news.

"The top version of the Taiyi helmet can be bought as soon as it is bought, Lao He, you are really a local tyrant!"

"What are the local tyrants busy with recently, do you have time to eat together?"

"Student He, do you have a girlfriend? If not, would you mind having one? If you have, would you mind having one more?"

He Naibin, who deleted the news, missed half a beat of his heartbeat when he saw this. He subconsciously clicked on the other person's avatar, and when he saw the picture of tea ceremony that made people think, he was almost moved.

After hesitating again and again, He Naibin sighed and touched the old waist, and chose to delete it.

No way, besides being true love, my girlfriend is also a little goblin who can suck... Grinding people, He Naibin lived well outside, and suddenly ran back to the dormitory, saying that he wanted to spend more time with the brothers, in fact, to hide girlfriend.

If a woman becomes lustful, it really doesn't matter to a man.

You can't even handle one girlfriend, and you want me to have one more. You're afraid that you want my life!

snort!

He Naibin angrily deleted the chat history, but he added the other party's star friend.

Apart from these unhealthy news, some people saw the key and wanted to inquire about Lin Fang's contact information.

For such a smart person, He Naibin decisively blocked him.

Brother Fang's thigh, can you hug it if you want?

This kind of guy who sees the benefits, must not let them get close to Brother Fang!

After processing these WeChat messages, He Naibin suddenly saw a WeChat message from a computer science teacher.

"Junior Brother He, I have read the circle of friends you just posted. I didn't expect the performance of the top version of Taiyi helmet to be so good. It seems that the top version of Taiyi helmet is equipped with a super chip. If I knew it earlier, I shouldn't have saved so much money and bought a deluxe version. If you have the means, can you help me buy a top version? Money is not a problem, you tell me the amount, and I will transfer it to you immediately!"

He Naibin doesn't care about money or not.

He was originally a rich second-generation, and it was still a question mark whether he could waste the family's money, and he wouldn't be a second-order dealer.

The key problem is that this computer science teacher is very famous in the school. When he was studying in the school, he was rushing by the University of Electronic Science and Technology of China. As a result, this great man chose this school for love.

What is even more exaggerated is that this teacher has just published a number of computer-related papers in a liberal arts school. With his own strength, he has pulled one if it is a major, to the same level as the University of Electronic Science and Technology of China.

Since the teacher named Ding Chaoyang said that the top version of the Taiyi helmet is equipped with the super chip, it must be equipped with the super chip!

No wonder the phone feels so smooth to use after mirroring, as if it is more comfortable to use than my own fruit 12.

He Naibin thought for a while, and replied, "Senior Brother Ding, my helmet was actually given by a friend. If I opened my mouth, my friend would definitely not refuse, but..."

Ding Chaoyang quickly replied: "Junior Brother He, let's do this, you push me to your friend and tell him that I bought the top version of the Taiyi helmet mainly because I am interested in the hardware settings of this helmet. For research, not for enjoyment... Forget it, you push me to him first, and I will tell him myself, whether it succeeds or not, I will miss your favor!"

"Okay, let's talk about it yourself!"

He Naibin agreed and pushed Ding Chaoyang's WeChat account to Lin Fang.

After doing this, he didn't want to go to WeChat anymore.

Everything that should be installed has already been installed.

He Naibin had already finished enjoying the taste of being a saint in front of people, and those delicious tea girls, just as He Naibin had expected, cried and wanted to fall into his arms.

Unfortunately……

He Naibin touched his old waist and couldn't help sighing again.

Mom, my body in my twenties already needs maintenance. There are so many delicious tea girls out there. Brother Fang, I really love and hate you! ! !

Forget it, let's get into the game!

The more He Naibin thought about it, the more depressed he became. He simply followed the instructions in the helmet's inner display and focused his attention on a conspicuous position.

Suddenly, He Naibin felt a strong drowsiness hit ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ unconsciously snored and fell into a deep sleep state.

……

He Naibin woke up leisurely and found himself lying on a deck chair in the park.

As he got up, a newspaper slipped from his face, and if it wasn't for his quick eyesight, he almost fell to the ground.

"Didn't I fall asleep? Where is this? I'm... transmigrated?"

He Naibin was full of doubts. As soon as his thoughts moved, he remembered something. He quickly spread out the newspaper and glanced at it in shock.

"News from our newspaper: In the past few days, mysterious incidents have occurred frequently around the world. Especially in some places of historical interest, mysterious scenes such as Buddha Light, Smallpox, Golden Lotus, and Daoyin have frequently appeared. Some experts believe that this is related to the El Niño phenomenon. related……"

"Weather forecast: Jincheng will encounter a once-in-a-century cold wave, and there will be a large area of ​​snowfall in the near future. Citizens are also requested to keep warm and wear masks when traveling to prevent colds."

After carefully flipping through the newspaper, He Naibin's face was gloomy and uncertain. He felt that he might have really traveled through and entered a world where spiritual energy was revived.

The more the experts in the newspapers deny it, the more likely it is to be true!

"Nai Bin! I found you!"

This voice...

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