I’m Not a Scumbag

Lin Fang was lying on the roof, and almost couldn't hold back and called out "Okay".

Just rely on this acting, just rely on this psychological quality.

Oscar owes Song Guangbiao at least a dozen statuettes.

What? Oscar hasn't started yet? Oh, that's fine.

Lin Fang lay on the roof and watched for a while, then quietly retreated.

The "Crocodile Gang" has Song Guangbiao, a **** stirrer, and I'm afraid it will soon have a big fight with the "Axe Gang".

The dog bit the dog and Lin Fang decided to wait for a while.

When the two sides are fighting, go to the scene to watch a big play.

At that time, wouldn't it be very comfortable to wait for them to hit both sides and then make up for the knife.

When Lin Fang returned to the Douhua shop, it was already very late.

The door was closed, leaving only a gap.

Lin Fang pushed open the door and went in, and found a group of people gathered, eating something.

Da Mao Xiao Hei and Qi Rui Zhu were all there, but there were two more outsiders.

Bai Yutang sat on the side with a woman showing off her anger, and Qi Ruizhu sat opposite them by herself, staring at the woman from time to time with a complicated expression and a bit of repulsion in her restraint.

"Master!" Seeing Lin put the door, Qi Ruizhu stood up immediately, "I'll wash your face with you."

"Boss Lin, you're back!" Bai Yutang didn't get up and complained, "I'll be here in the afternoon, and I haven't seen you come back for a long time. When I ask you where you've been and when you'll be back, the clerk in your shop will come back. If you don't come back, I'm leaving!"

"Is something wrong?" Lin Fang took the towel from Qi Ruizhu and wiped his face.

"Look at what you said!" Bai Yutang pretended to be dissatisfied, "I can't come and see you if I'm okay? Come, try these cream crabs, these are all good female crabs, each one is full of butter, especially The deliciousness! You haven't come back yet, so I steamed a few wines first!"

Cream crab?

Why does this name sound so familiar?

Lin Fang dropped the towel and leaned over to take a look.

What cream crab, isn't this a blue crab?

wrong!

It's a blue crab, it's still a female crab, but in later generations, this thing has a famous name: butter crab!

Known as the king of crabs.

The price is not friendly at all.

It costs hundreds of dollars a pound.

The butter crabs on the plate on the table are so large that they cannot be less than a pound.

One price for three or two crabs, one price for half a catty of crabs, one catty? But it's another price!

"How heavy are these butter crabs?"

"What butter crab, this is a butter crab!" Bai Yutang's face was inexplicable. The **** shrimp Lin Fang insisted that it was a splendid lobster, but it was obviously a butter crab. What did he want to call a butter crab, but this time it was quite appropriate. , "Okay, butter crab. I've picked them out on purpose, and they're all over a pound, and the heaviest can be as little as two pounds."

ho!

Small two pounds?

Liar you!

In later generations, at most, they dared to label eight taels of crabs. If they can add a pound of rope to the sky, they are already sold at sky-high prices.

Can I have butter crabs that are less than two pounds?

But I can see butter crabs on the table that are bigger than two fists combined. Maybe... Is there really two pounds of crabs that are less than two pounds?

hiss…

Lin Fang took a breath, he had never eaten a butter crab of this weight!

Not to mention eating, he will be a dead man in later generations, and he will never have a chance to see him.

That is, in the era of the earth, when I was rubbing up on Mr. Peng's cooking skills, I was fortunate to see him deal with it once.

At that time, Lin Fang's mind was not on eating and drinking, and he did not deliberately pursue it.

Lin Xin turned his head and took out a butter crab. He glanced at it and saw that the crab oil had penetrated into the joints of the crab. Each crab's legs were evenly distributed, revealing a transparent orange-yellow color in the plumpness. .

Excellent!

Shouldn't it be... a head crab, right?

Lin Xin shook his head and opened the crab legs along the slightly cracked part, but he saw butter dripping.

The thick oily aroma that followed stimulated Lin Fang's nasal cavity and his taste buds.

hiss…

Not only head-hand crab, but also sea oil head-hand crab!

Right!

Now it is still the Republic of China, and there is no technology and soil for large-scale farming in later generations.

Fishing at sea depends on the sky for food.

It is possible to catch so many top-notch butter crabs, and the top ones are big, and the biggest ones can be more than ninety-two.

Bai Yutang must have spent a lot of thought.

Courtesy to people, there must be something to ask for.

I am afraid that Bai Yutang is asking for a lot of things!

Lin Fang glanced at the **** beside Bai Yutang who was scratching her head and making a pose, smiled lightly, and suddenly became concerned.

When Du Juan saw Lin Fang looking at him, he unconsciously twisted and tried his best to straighten his chest, but suddenly realized that he was not enough for Qi Ruizhu to fight.

If it wasn't too abrupt to stand up suddenly, she really wanted to show off her buttocks in front of Lin Fang.

"Boss Lin (Brother Wuji...)~~"

Lin Fang was almost not sent away by Du Juan's sweet and greasy voice. He decisively looked at Qi Ruizhu and pulled her over, "Call Boss Lin."

"???" Qi Ruizhu had a question mark on her forehead, but she had long been accustomed to Lin Fang's dominance, and whispered, "Boss Lin!"

Crisp clothes!

Still the sound of comfort!

Different from the softness of southern women, Qi Ruizhu's voice has a bit of atmosphere.

The same is sweet, but she is sweet and fresh, sweet and natural.

After washing his ears, Lin Fang felt a lot more comfortable. He looked at Bai Yutang, "Boss Bai, which company's top brand is this? This voice is really sweet!"

"Cough cough!" Bai Yutang glanced back at Dujuan with a dry cough, "Boss Lin misunderstood, this is my fourth aunt, Taibai Du Shibai Dujuan. She recently got a script about a dancer, which may be a little too involved. Let Boss Lin lol!"

This explanation is generous!

"So it is!" Lin Fang nodded with a smile, without disclosing, "Boss Bai, I can say it first. Your butter crab is really good, you can eat it, I may not be able to help you!"

"Look at what you said!" Bai Yutang waved his hand nonchalantly, "Eat all you want! Boss Lin is willing to taste it, that's to give me Bai Yutang's face. What's the matter of helping or not?"

"But Yutang..."

"You don't have the right to talk!" Bai Yutang glared at Du Juan again, "When a man talks, why are you always interrupting?"

She keeps interrupting, the problem may be with you, most likely you are using it too much.

Lin Fang nodded with a smile, "Okay. Then I'm welcome. I'll try the biggest ones by steaming them."

"Oh? Boss Lin wants to cook himself?" Bai Yutang asked curiously, "Do you believe in my craftsmanship?"

"Boss Bai's craftsmanship is naturally good." Lin Fang shook his head with a smile, "However, I have a little experience in cooking butter crab. Why don't I steam it later, and Boss Bai will try it again?"

"Then I want to see, Boss Lin, what secret do you have!"

"Please!"

The two came to the kitchen together. Lin Fang asked Da Mao to fetch a bucket of well water, Xiao Hei to fetch an ice brick, and Qi Ruizhu to fetch a jar of yellow wine.

After everything was done, Lin released his hands and mixed a basin of ice-water mixture at zero degrees.

He took the sea oil head and hand butter crabs that had been cleaned by himself and immersed them one by one in the ice water.

The butter crab struggled a little when it entered the water, but after a while, it was numb, stiff and motionless.

At this time, pour the rice wine into the ice water, and give the butter crab a wine bath.

"Huh? Boss Lin, what's the point of this?"

"Frozen to avoid leaking oil. Yellow wine is used for flavor." Lin Fang smiled lightly, "The more complete the butter crab is, the more delicious it will be when steamed. If it is not handled properly, the steamed butter crab will not be broken. Claws are stumps, and they are somewhat unbeautiful."

As Lin Fang spoke, he had already taken out the completely frozen butter crab, opened the abdominal cover, squeezed out the secretions, and cut off the crab's gills.

Wash it again, then put the **** slices on the pot, and steam the butter crab belly-up over high heat.

Fifteen minutes later, Lin Fang fished out the butter crab. Bai Yutang couldn't wait to take one and try it, but was interrupted by Lin Fang.

"Wait, there's one more step left."

"What's more?"

"bake!"

Lin Fang smiled, took out a frying pan that happened to be bought two days ago, put the steamed butter crab in it, baked it, and sprinkled it with salt.

After the bottoms of the giant butter crabs were browned, Lin Fang began to serve them on a plate.

"Come on, try it." At the same time as Lin Fang said, he couldn't help but sit down and took one to eat.

Just break open a crab leg, and there are full of oil droplets rolling inside.

Gently **** it with your mouth, and the sweet and fragrant ointment suddenly slipped into your mouth.

The crab meat came out easily, chewing it lightly, the taste completely different from ordinary crab meat, overflowing in the mouth.

The dense graininess is wrapped with a strong umami taste, which makes people's tongue satiated, and it is also wrapped with a hint of pine nuts.

This is just one of the worst crab legs!

Open the huge crab claw and take a bite, double the deliciousness? Do not! Ten times as delicious!

After cleaning up the crab legs and claws one by one, it was finally the crab body full of plump crab paste.

There is no need to cut, just break it gently, and the crab body is divided into two pieces.

The full crab paste almost filled the entire crab shell, and I used a spoon to dig a spoonful and stuff it into my mouth.

This plump experience is simply breathtaking.

Lin Fang still remembered that the last time he ate so happily with a spoon was when he was eating ice cream.

A full spoonful of fat crab paste, oil droplets and crab roe blend together to interpret the word "fat beauty" very accurately.

The umami filled every taste bud in Lin Fang's mouth. He felt that even the breath he exhaled was full of umami.

Without dipping in anything, Lin Fang even felt that adding a bit of salt to bake it was unnecessary.

If the first hand butter crab is the best.

Butter crab with sea oil head and hand is the best of the best!

Fresh to the top!

Fresh to burst!

Fresh and fragrant, fragrant and salty.

To be fortunate enough to eat a butter crab like this already makes people feel lucky for three lifetimes.

And now, such butter crabs can be eaten all-you-can-eat.

What kind of experience is this?

If it was left in the future, Lin Fang would almost take pictures and send PYQ without hesitation!

How can such a happy moment of enjoyment be without the testimony of PYs?

It is a pity that Lin Fang could only enjoy it silently in the Republic of China.

It's really a big pity in life that you can't let your family and friends participate together.

As the chef who cooks butter crab by himself, Lin Fang eats it all with a sense of happiness, and his mouth is full of oil.

Bai Yutang was even more unbearable.

He is also a Lin-level chef, and he is used to seafood and river seafood.

In particular, these butter crabs were bought and hand-picked by him.

He has always known the deliciousness of butter crab.

But he has made it many times, but he can't make it taste like this!

It stands to reason that the precious ingredients of this level, just need to be steamed in a pot and eat the original taste, and it is delicious enough.

Who would have thought that Lin Fang could actually make such ingredients have a delicious taste that surpassed the ingredients themselves?

"Ha..." After swallowing the mouthful of crab roe, Bai Yutang closed his eyes and let out a long sigh, "Boss Lin, I have to take it! Your secret is really amazing! This cream... I didn't eat a thousand butter crabs, and I didn't. I have eaten 800! Every time I cook by myself, I have tried many fine-tuning, and I feel that I have reached the limit. But I didn't expect you to be able to do this!"

"Boss Bai is overrated!"

"No! I'm not complimenting!" Bai Yutang said very solemnly: "I'm stating a fact! This butter crab is absolutely amazing! Thinking about what I did before, it was a waste of materials! No wonder when I eat it, I still feel Butter crabs are sometimes not as good as hairy crabs. After eating the butter crabs you made, I learned that this butter crab is simply the king of crabs!"

Yo! Expert!

Lin Fang glanced at Bai Yutang.

Seeing that he was so sincere and that every sentence was the truth, Lin Fang decided to make Bai Yutang a friend.

It's definitely not because of the face of his fourth concubine, Du Juan!

Da Mao and Xiao Hei ate butter crab before.

Bai Yutang brought many crabs over.

Waiting anxiously, he simply cooked some, and tasted wine while eating crab.

He also cooked a little more, thinking that he would also let Lin Fang's guys taste their own craftsmanship, and let them know that the Shili Yangchang is not only a Lin-level chef like Lin Fang.

Da Mao ate very carefully, not even a single crab leg was spared.

The troublemaker is a little troublesome, but isn't this delicious?

Xiao Hei is different. He only chews crab legs, so he is too lazy to **** crab legs one by one, which is very troublesome. It is more convenient to eat them directly with the shells.

At this moment, listening to Bai Yutang's praise, both of them couldn't sit still.

Xiao Hei kept on arching the big hair, UU reading www. uukanshu.com winked at him frequently.

Da Mao rolled his eyes and stomped on Xiao Hei, but he still took the initiative to speak.

He was worried that Xiao Hei would not speak well, so he simply came by himself, "Master, is it really that delicious? Can we taste it?"

"No rules!" Bai Yutang scolded with a laugh, "How can people now ask for it? You have to wait for your boss to eat and feel comfortable. You can only eat it when you give it to you!"

"Master, I was wrong!" Da Mao was startled, and quickly knelt down, "Master, don't drive me and Xiao Hei away!"

"Get up and talk." Lin Fang waved his hand, "Our family doesn't have so many rules. Bring the plate over, and I'll cook some later."

Da Mao's eyes wandered, but he got up, but he didn't dare to move.

"Let's go!" Lin Fang's face sank, "Is it not easy for me to speak?"

"Yes!"

Da Mao jolted for a moment, and immediately took the plate away.