I’m Not a Scumbag

Luo Zhanglang pouted and gave Li Jianfeng a wink.

mock up!

We are not alone, not alone!

"Mmmmm!"

Li Jianfeng nodded repeatedly and said, "Xiaoqiang... Zhang Lang is right! I raise both hands in approval!"

Your sister with both hands!

He Naibin exploded.

There are four people in the dormitory, and two roommates have reached a consensus. If they add fuel to the rumors, then three people can't become tigers?

"Fuck off! You two bastards, shut your beak for me!"

He Naibin patted his chest hard and said, "I, He Naibin, is an upright and honest man. I love to send birds home, and I have no interest in welcoming birds in the backyard! If you continue to talk nonsense, I will change my interest, and I will change my interest to know you guys. superior!"

"Don't! Don't! Brother Bin, Master He, just kidding, don't take it seriously!"

"I thank you Brother Bin, I have no luck with this kind of good brother. When you become a woman in your next life, let's talk about it, okay?"

"Next life? You don't have to wait that long in the next life!"

He Naibin was annoyed that these two guys were joking with no bottom line, and deliberately said: "Don't live in your next life! Whoever wants to be a woman, squeak, I'll pay, first Thai and then Korean, first **** change, then plastic surgery. I'll save you For half a lifetime, jump on the branch and become a phoenix, and from now on, you will have no worries about food and clothing!"

"Brother Bin, I've taken it!"

"Master He, you are a pure man!"

Li Jianfeng and Luo Zhanglang looked at each other, shuddered and fled in a hurry.

"Hey... Demo, in terms of wretchedness, who has my brother been afraid of?"

He Naibin sneered disdainfully, and then swaggered in.

As soon as he entered the door, He Naibin saw Lin Fang holding his arms, staring at him with a half-smile, his eyes a little bad.

For a while, the alarm bell rang in his heart, and He Naibin almost jumped up and hugged Lin Fang's thigh, and shouted out injustice.

In the past, when my roommates in the dormitory celebrated their birthdays, they would get together for a meal, drink wine, brag, and watch football in a civilized manner, and it was all over.

When did you spend so much trouble?

He Naibin put so much thought into it, so that Lin Fang could do his best, so as to coax Meng Zuer and save his own life?

If this is accidentally flattered on the horse's leg...

He Naibin didn't even dare to think about the consequences of Lin Fang's choice, it would be an unbearable burden for two unfortunate lives!

"Fang brother, don't do this, you look at me like this, I'm panicking!"

He Naibin didn't wait for Lin Fang to speak, but quickly stabilized him: "Brother Fang, don't worry, you haven't opened the present yet! Let me tell you, the surprises are all in the cardboard box!"

He Naibin didn't know what was in the carton, and he had never seen it himself.

If it wasn't for the manager of the wedding planning company's repeated assurances that there were surprises in the carton, the macho would definitely like it.

What to say, He Naibin has to take the time to test it beforehand.

It doesn't matter whether it is a surprise or not, as long as it doesn't turn into a fright!

"you sure?"

Lin Fang glanced at He Naibin, but he was not very angry.

It is also a flower, a candle, a doll, and a lace. The arrangement is beautiful. Although it is too girlish, it is beautiful.

At most, Lin Fang was a little dumbfounded.

The key point is that Bai Zhi was crazy. After kissing him, she ran over to be happy, as if she was celebrating her birthday.

He Naibin put so much thought into it again, and Lin Fang's expression was somewhat unreasonable.

"Sure! I'm absolutely sure..."

What He Naibin said was a very guilty conscience, but things were already coming to an end, no matter how unsure he was, he could only grit his teeth and hold on.

"alright."

Lin Fang didn't care. He was also curious about what was in the three cardboard boxes. He simply dragged He Naibin forward and said, "Come with me and open a gift."

"Brother, it's not good..."

He Naibin wanted to say no, but he couldn't resist Lin Fang's strength, and was dragged all the way to the cardboard box.

Lin Fang casually pulled away the ribbon of the carton on the far left, and didn't hold out much hope. He just casually watched the carton open in all directions.

A cute girl in a sailor suit slowly got up from a squatting position and lightly pressed the Walkman on her waist.

The dance music of "rolypoly" sounded directly from the most explosive chapter rhythm, and the girl in the sailor suit danced with the rhythm.

The youthful figure and the flying sailor suit are all boys' dreams.

In the narration of "ilikeyou", the girl in the sailor suit leaned forward with one hand on her waist, put the other hand to her mouth, and blew a kiss.

Goo!

so cute!

Lin Fang swallowed unconsciously, as expected of a surprise, this is the first gift, is it so great?

The widow likes it!

What about the one on the right?

When he thought of it, he did it. Lin Fang decisively pulled the ribbon on the right cardboard box.

The high-heeled shoes prelude to "OneStepataTime" sounded. The girl in the uniform of the flight attendant stood up straight and walked with a standard and arrogant step. The high-heeled shoes under the black silk were precisely stuck on the point every time.

She didn't look sideways, she deliberately didn't look at Lin Fang, she stepped on the spot, forward and backward, showing the graceful figure curve vividly.

Goo!

So proud!

Widows really can't stand these fairies!

Lin Fang continued his efforts. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com pressed his hand on the middle cardboard ribbon, a drop of cold sweat dripped from his forehead, and he was unable to pull the last one.

"Pull it! Do you pull it?"

"Fang Er, why are you hesitating? If you don't pull it, can I pull it for you?"

I don't know when Li Jianfeng and Luo Zhanglang came over, their excited eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

The two of them looked at the girl in the sailor suit for a while and the girl in the flight attendant costume for a while, but they felt that their eyes were not enough, but they were still urging Lin Fang to open the third cardboard box.

Knowing that the program in the cardboard box is so good, who would waste so much time in the dining area?

No matter how good the wine is and how good the meat is, can there be beautiful women?

The key is that this kind of caring and personal high-end door-to-door service makes people feel comfortable at heart.

Li Jianfeng urged Lin Fang to open the third cardboard box, and tried to poke the girl in the sailor suit to see if it was a real person.

Now that AI technology is developing too fast, some beautiful robots have already made them very realistic, and then they can't tell the difference at all if they use magical makeup techniques.

"Sir, please pay attention to the quality? We are a serious company, we only do performances and do not provide physical contact services!"

Although the girl in the sailor suit kept leaning forward, she frowned and gave Li Jianfeng a warning look.

This is embarrassing...

It is actually alive!

It's not the kind of high-end customized service I thought...

What... it doesn't seem to be very interesting either, bad review!

Li Jianfeng's outstretched hand froze in midair, neither retracting nor poking.