I’m Not a Scumbag

Chapter 89: I seem to have pitted my girlfriends【1/3】

Xiao Yumeng's little head turned frantically, thinking about how to reasonably turn Miao Xiaoxuan's attention away.

If Miao Xiaoxuan knew that she and Lin Fang were staying in the same room in the hotel and riding Lin Fang under her body, the boat of friendship would definitely be overturned.

But at this time, Lin Fang was still talking in his dreams, the wine is really bad!

Xiao Yumeng leaned down, pressed Lin Fang's mouth, and looked around, and soon she noticed the remote control panel on the bedside table.

television?

right!

I can be watching TV!

Xiao Yumeng resolutely grabbed the remote control panel, and then she found something that embarrassed her.

Covering Lin Fang's mouth with his left hand, and holding a mobile phone with his right hand, girl, I don't have a third hand!

Ah……

Will this bother me?

I am an artist!

At the critical moment, Xiao Yumeng's IQ was online, she lifted her hips slightly, changed the duck sitting to the skip seat (Note: ①), stretched her feet on top of Lin Fang's head, crossed it, and successfully took off the right sock, and then put the right The feet stretched out, clamped the remote control board, and moved back.

Xiao Yumeng successfully got the remote control board, put it on the bed, and stepped on it with her feet a few times, but the TV didn't respond at all.

Limited by her height, her feet are not big, only thirty-four or thirty-five. Her toes are round and full, without a trace of calluses.

If it were placed in the Song Dynasty, which advocated the three-inch golden lotus, just relying on this pair of jade feet would be a disaster even more famous than Li Shishi.

It was such a pair of beautiful and easy-to-use little feet. After stepping on the remote control panel for a long time, I couldn't turn on the TV.

Xiao Yumeng was helpless, so she could only let go of her left hand covering Lin Fang's mouth, grabbed the remote control and turned on the TV.

Who would have thought that Lin Fang opened his drowsiness at this time, and suddenly said, "I'm..."

Shut up for the old lady!

In a hurry, Xiao Yumeng stepped on it, blocked Lin Fang's mouth with her foot, and quickly turned on the TV.

"Is there no man? But I just heard a man's voice..."

In the handset of the mobile phone, there was always Miao Xiaoxuan's voice talking on the phone, which continued to interfere with Xiao Yumeng's thoughts.

"It's the TV! The sound on the TV! I'll zoom in a little and you'll know!"

Xiao Yumeng looked back at the picture on the TV, stopped for a while, and quickly changed the channel.

What kind of ghost hotel is this!

How can there be such a program?

After changing several channels one after another, and finally switching to a normal idol drama, Xiao Yumeng amplified her voice.

Miao Xiaoxuan finally reassured Miao Xiaoxuan from the voices of men and women talking inside.

"Is that so..."

"What do you mean by this? Miao Xiaoxuan, tell me honestly, what do you mean by asking the question just now?"

"Hehe... It's nothing, I thought you had a boyfriend, and you were with her boyfriend umm... If I disturb you, how embarrassed?"

"Hmmm what is it? How many times have you been?"

"Oh, that's it! I've never been there before!"

"Which is that? How do you know you haven't?"

"I hate you! Of course I... oops, I don't care about you anymore!"

Violently teasing Miao Xiaoxuan, she felt as if she could see Miao Xiaoxuan's pretty blushing face turned into a monkey's ass, Xiao Yumeng hummed contentedly: "Let you think about it all! Good! Come on, I'm having dinner with a good sister, didn't you say that Lin Fang didn't pass your friend? I'll help you!"

"Really?"

"of course it's true!"

Xiao Yumeng glanced down and fell asleep again. Lin Fang, who was still smacking his lips like a baby, had an idea come to his mind, and she immediately had an idea. She said, "Don't worry, it's all up to me!"

"Thank you, Xiaomeng, I love you, ya!"

"kisses."

Xiao Yumeng, who hung up the phone only to realize what had just happened, screamed, and quickly retracted her feet, looked at her wet toes, couldn't help blushing, stepped on the sheets and rubbed hard a few times, then Facing Lin Fang, it was a slap in the face.

"Damn rascal! You rascal! Shameless! Humph! Originally, my old lady was a little unhappy, but now you owe me! I'm welcome!"

Xiao Yumeng threw away the remote control pad, touched Lin Fang a few times, and found the phone in his trouser pocket. He grabbed his hand to unlock it, but found that the phone was unlocked, and the main interface was opened.

She clicked on WeChat, and found the address book and new friends column, and then she saw that there were a lot of them, all of which were friend requests.

Number lookup, people nearby, everyone, most of them are girls.

Xiao Yumeng found Miao Xiaoxuan's WeChat account, passed her, thought about it, and then rejected all the others.

Miao Miao, my sisters fought hard for you!

Today, I made a huge sacrifice for you. Even if you know about it in the future, you have to thank me!

Xiao Yumeng did some psychological construction, and planned to quit WeChat and put Lin Fang's mobile phone back. Who knew that the phone buzzed twice and suddenly received a new WeChat message.

Xiao Yumeng, who was startled, almost threw the phone out, but she was a little curious and couldn't help but glance at it.

Seeing this...it's a road of no return.

"Finally passed! Happy.jpg!"

Realizing that this was a WeChat message from Miao Xiaoxuan, Xiao Yumeng's head short-circuited, and she replied, "Are you making an appointment?"

"Ah? This...you...do you know who I am?"

"Need to know? An appointment?"

"Of course! You don't even know who I am~www.wuxiaspot.com~ How can you ask me out?"

"Why do we have to know each other when we meet, and we will be passers-by from now on. Is it a date?"

"How can you be like this? I'm not that kind of casual girl!"

"I don't know if you're casual or not, I'm pretty casual anyway. An appointment?"

"You... you're so bad, I like it! How casual are you?"

! ! !

? ? ?

Miao Xiaoxuan, I never imagined that you are such a girl!

Xiao Yumeng stared at the reply sent by Miao Xiaoxuan, stunned for a long time, not knowing what to reply.

My mentality is a little broken...

No, am I successful in helping Lin Fang get my good friend?

Am I pushing my friends into the fire pit?

"Hey... so dizzy..."

Xiao Yumeng suddenly heard Lin Fang's voice, and was taken aback again, so she deleted the chat history, put the phone next to Lin Fang's trouser pocket, and stared at Lin Fang as if it was all right. Why did you wake up! I've been waiting for you for a long time!"

If Xiao Yumeng wasn't sitting on Lin Fang's body and had one foot bare, her words would still be quite convincing.

If you can pour a cup of hot water and put it next to you, it will be more convincing.

But now...

Note ①: Sitting on a dustpan looks like a dustpan, with the feet facing each other or slightly apart. The same tatami is used. North Korea and South Korea still maintain this sitting position, and Japan uses a kneeling position for a long time.

Note ②: Thanks for the rewards of "Ordinary, I'm not an ordinary person", "Unrelenting Floating Life", "Behapply", "Zhishen, Li Dou", small rewards are welcome, large rewards are not necessary, to be honest, I'm not sure about my ability to add more!

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