I’m Not a Scumbag

Question: A beautiful girl lies in front of her best friend. Her best friend and I just came out of the hotel room. We all know she is lying. Do you want to pretend not to know and help her to tell the lie?

A: You bastard! Do you need to ask such a thing? Of course, it depends on the attitude of the girlfriend!

Lin put down his consciousness and glanced at Xiao Yumeng, and raised his eyebrows slightly.

How to do?

What do you mean? Of course, to help her lie!

Xiao Yumeng gave Lin Fang a wink, afraid that he would not understand, she took out her phone and sent Lin Fang a WeChat message.

When she stole Lin Fang's mobile phone to apply through Miao Xiaoxuan's friend, she passed her own application as well.

It happened just now that she used it, and she couldn't help but praise her wit.

Buzz!

Lin Fang took out his phone and glanced at it. He didn't need to unlock it. The notification bar directly displayed the content of WeChat.

Immediately afterwards, Miao Xiaoxuan's Wechat also sent over: "Please! Help me! Help me make a lie, if Xiaomeng finds out that I am here to make an appointment with you, I will die!"

Date with me?

Little girl, are you so open?

Gudu!

Lin Fang swallowed hard and couldn't help but look up at Miao Xiaoxuan.

Xiao Yumeng's WeChat chat history of molesting Miao Xiaoxuan was deleted by her. Lin Fang only knew that Miao Xiaoxuan was coming to him, but he didn't know why she was coming to him.

Now, there is an answer!

He put the phone back and looked at Miao Xiaoxuan, just in time to meet her look for help.

He couldn't help but think of the cool fragrance of Miao Xiaoxuan's flight attendant uniform. Lin Fang felt that his whole body was burning, and he was slightly drunk.

I have to help!

"Yes, I like Miao Miao's dance very much. She is tall and has long legs, but her body is very soft, and she has an indescribable beauty..."

Lin Fang nodded solemnly, then looked at Xiao Yumeng and said, "If you have nothing to do, then go first. I want to see Miao Miao perform for me!"

"okay……"

Xiao Yumeng subconsciously agreed, everyone was about to get out of the elevator, suddenly recovered, and backed up again, smilingly looking at Miao Xiaoxuan, who was a little guilty, and said, "Aiya, Miao Miao, I too I want to watch you dance, okay?"

Before Miao Xiaoxuan could agree, she turned to look at Lin Fang again, her eyes full of murderous intent.

Dog thing, it almost hit your way!

Now that I'm leaving, don't you want to make an appointment, um, ah?

I have to be responsible for the disaster that Xiao Yumeng caused me!

With me here, don't try to touch our Miaomiao with a single finger!

"This……"

Miao Xiaoxuan looked at Lin Fang with an embarrassed expression, of course she didn't want to promise Xiao Yumeng.

She finally mustered up the courage to come to the door. If Xiao Yumeng was there, she would not be able to let go.

But for a while, she didn't know how to reject Xiao Yumeng, so she had to ask Lin Fang for help.

"Lin Fang, what do you think?"

"I think so..."

"You think you can!"

Xiao Yumeng stared at Lin Fang with a smile, the murderous aura in her eyes did not diminish, she pressed 1103 golden numbers on her mobile phone, pointed the screen of her mobile phone to Lin Fang, and threatened: "Lin Fang, you understand. yo!"

What Lin Fang could do, of course, he could only agree.

Professor Qian has appointed him a postgraduate quota. The road in law is getting wider and wider. How can he know the law and break the law? It's not a Confucius who deals with bad people and doesn't need to drill the law.

Under the circumstance that Xiao Yumeng didn't leave, no matter how plump the fresh meat Miao Xiaoxuan delivered to her door, he would never have the chance to eat it, so it might be better to be generous.

"Okay. Let's go together."

After Lin Fang finished speaking, he pressed the elevator button and went upstairs again.

"Oh……"

Miao Xiaoxuan breathed a sigh of relief, but she felt more regret.

On the one hand, she didn't want to make progress with Lin Fang too quickly; on the other hand, she was worried that Lin Fang would feel spoiled and ignore her.

After hesitating again and again, she decided to come and meet Lin Fang.

Miao Xiaoxuan made a lot of preparations for this meeting.

Now that all these preparations are useless, Miao Xiaoxuan feels very complicated.

All kinds of emotions intertwined, and in the end they all turned into regrets.

Xiao Yumeng waited for Lin Fang to agree and ignored him. She put away her phone and kept peeking at Miao Xiaoxuan. Now she saw Miao Xiaoxuan's expression of regret, so she almost knocked her a few times, so that Miao Xiaoxuan would take care of her. Sober and sober.

If it weren't for the inappropriate location and the presence of an outsider like Lin Fang, Xiao Yumeng really planned to go crazy.

The three returned to the hotel room, and Lin Fang simply lay down on the bed and didn't care about anything.

Xiao Yumeng asked herself to meet Miao Xiaoxuan, and he fulfilled this request.

Miao Xiaoxuan asked herself to help lie and "deceive" Xiao Yumeng, and he fulfilled this request.

Next, whether the two of them are fighting each other's acting skills, or whether the friendship boat of the plastic sisters capsizes, that's none of his business.

Lin Fang was lying on the bed with an expression like watching a play, Miao Xiaoxuan and Xiao Yumeng were both very embarrassed.

Xiao Yumeng is a violent temper. How could she bear this kind of anger, she took out her phone and sent a WeChat message to Lin Fang: "Lin Fang, what do you mean? If you don't say a word, what is lying in bed? We are embarrassed. OK?"

"Hey~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Xiaohu Niu, treat me better! I did what I promised you. If I do this again, I will tell Miao Miao that you helped me make an appointment with her!"

"You...you're cruel! But remember, my friend's name is Miao Xiaoxuan, Miao Miao is my name, don't yell!"

Xiao Yumeng took a breath, raised her head and glared at Lin Fang, but did not dare to push too hard.

There was no way, she could only barely keep a smile, looked at Miao Xiaoxuan, and said, "Miao Miao, let's start, let's go back together after the dance. By the way, how much did Lin Fang promise to give you?"

Ding dong!

Just after Xiao Yumeng finished speaking, her phone rang. She looked down and saw that it was a WeChat message from Lin Fang: "At this moment, you still want to deceive me and take revenge on me? Have you ever thought about it? Well, it looks like you are very young ladies? If you call the police again, guess what the consequences will be?"

hum...

Xiao Yumeng's little head was stunned for a moment, and she realized once again how terrifying men who study the Fa are.

If Lin Fang had bad intentions towards her, she would be able to dig a hole and bury her without Lin Fang's hands.

"Ah...that's...that's the normal standard."

Miao Xiaoxuan glanced at Lin Fang embarrassedly, and hurriedly used her mobile phone to transfer one thousand two to Lin Fang, and then sent a micro-channel: "Lin Fang, scan the code later and give me the money! I'm sorry, my best friend compares. Protect me, don't blame her."

Lin Fang couldn't help but want to laugh when he saw the transfer information on WeChat and the news that followed.

Let me understand this logic?

Xiao Yumeng helped me make an appointment with Miao Xiaoxuan, Miao Xiaoxuan delivered the delivery to the door, Xiao Yumeng was trying to stay, so Miao Xiaoxuan had to give me money to watch her perform?

Note ①: Thanks for the tip of "I don't know what to name it".