Today, I saw that it was indeed as good as its reputation.
In addition to the Soul Devouring Demon Dog I saw yesterday, the generals under Lord Unknown were really more perverted than each other.
But no matter how perverted they were, Pirt would never put his underwear on his head. This was a matter of dignity.
But he was embarrassed to refuse Mu's request. After all, doing so was no different from disobeying the Lord's order.
So, he turned around and looked at his colleagues. Sure enough, their eyes were full of resistance.
Everyone's eyes intertwined in the air, forming a consensus - we must never do such a despicable thing.
But the problem is that none of these big names dared to jump out and resist directly.
They were all afraid of Li Cheng behind Mu.
To be precise, it was the unknown father behind Li Cheng.
So, the scene was directly awkward.
Seeing that Mu's eyes were getting more and more impatient, Peart cleared his throat: "Brother, it's not that I don't want to meet your request, but things like tokens have always been the responsibility of our Propaganda Department's Minister, Ms. Vallejo."
It's a blame game, Mr. Peart took the lead in using it!
When the dark-skinned hottie Vallejo heard this, she knew Peart's wolfish ambitions, so she snorted coldly: "It's true that the Propaganda Department is responsible for the token, but the budget for so many underwear used to pull over the head is too large. I think we should consult the Minister of Finance, Mr. David."
It's a blame game again, Ms. Vallejo copied Mr. Peart's trick!
But who can be a leader is a fool, you can blame, but I can't?
So, for a while, the whole square became a blame game.
"I think this matter should be handled by Miss Varro, the Minister of Fine Arts."
"I think this matter should be handled by Mr. Kanin, the Minister of Transportation."
"I think this matter should be handled by Mrs. Leart of the Secretary Management Department."
"..."
Soon, after layers of shirking, the blame of passing the buck finally fell on the last person.
Mr. Musk, the Senate Speaker with glasses and a big belly, was sweating profusely.
He looked at Mu's hopeful eyes and the constant "reject him" lips of his colleagues, and for a moment, he didn't know what to do.
To be fair, he didn't want to wear underwear over his head.
But if he rejected Mu, he was afraid of angering Li Cheng behind him.
What should he do?
Alas, I got it!
A flash of lightning flashed behind the clever Mr. Musk's mind. He calmly touched his belly and said, "I, a small speaker, can't make up my mind about this kind of thing, so I think we still need Mr. Peart, the administrative director, to make the decision!"
It was a spinning pot. Mr. Musk used a spinning pot!
Peart: ...
Mu: ...
All leaders: ...
So, this game of passing the parcel was closed at the last moment, and a combination of skills called non-stick pans appeared in front of Mu.
He gnashed his teeth and said viciously: "What's wrong? You look down on the underwear battle that I came up with, right? Do you look down on my boss?"
"No, no, how dare we do that!" Pirt was sweating profusely: "Hey, brother, we can't do anything. Look, let alone us leaders, even the people below don't dare to put their underwear on their heads!"
"Hehe, you don't know what nobles are, and you don't know what credit is." Mu sneered again: "Doing what you say is my way of ninja."
After saying that, he swept his eyes over the staff present and the candidates who were already stunned: "Is there no one among you who dares to follow me and achieve great things?"
Silence.
Everyone lowered their heads.
Only perverts would be willing to do such things as putting underwear on their heads!
"Hey." After watching the farce for a while, Pirt stood up: "Brother, you have seen it too. It's not that I intentionally contradicted Lord Wuxiang. It's really that the people below are unwilling to do it! If someone is willing to take the lead, let alone a team of people, even if it's just one person, I will also let you implement this policy."
"But now, there is no one willing to do it, brother!"
"I can swear to the Fraud Mother Goddess that if there is one person willing to wear the inner...holy relic on his head, I will implement this decree!"
"Damn it!" Mu groaned and sighed to the sky.
He looked at the dazzling sunlight, and his sight seemed to pass through the sky and saw Xiusdal lying on the bed.
"Brother Xius, is there really no one in this world who can understand the combination skills that make you and I so passionate?"
"Forget it, forget it, then I have to-"
"Wait!"
Just when Mu wanted to give up his ambition, a loud voice interrupted him!
Everyone's eyes were also attracted by that voice.
Anri walked out of the crowd step by step, with his right hand in his trouser pocket.
His gaze crossed time, space, and all concepts, and collided with Mu.
At this moment, Mu even heard the background music around Anri.
In this way, Anri walked to the center of the crowd, and his right hand stretched out from his pocket, and what was hanging on his right hand was nothing else!
It was the lace women's underwear that Mu gave him outside the World Tree Gate!
He always wore this thing on his body!
At this moment, in Mu's eyes, he was like a god!
"No, no!"
"Little brother, no!"
Peart and the leaders behind him waved and shouted, hoping to stop him.
"Anliqing, no, no!"
"Can't wear it, can't wear it!"
Several candidates did the same, roaring crazily, and Nalan Yu was so anxious that he almost cried.
"Haha, after wearing these underwear, I will no longer be a mortal, and I will never have the chance to touch the lust in the world." Anli looked at the lace underwear in his hand, smiling like a flower: "But, if it is Li Cheng According to the boss’s order…”
"If I don't go to hell, who will! Keep your promise, Mr. Peart!"
He resolutely raised his underwear and put it on his head!
"Damn, damn!" Peart held his head: "No, no, no!"
"It's over, it's over, it's over!" Nalan Yu collapsed on the ground, his eyes were gray, and he had given up hope of living.
From today on, everyone in the city hall will become a pervert wearing underwear!
Only Mu walked slowly in front of Anli. The underwear and hood full of brown dirt glistened in the sun.
He just smiled and stretched out his hand: "I agree with your noble heart, Anri! You will become Boss Li Cheng's loyal dog No. 3!"
"Now I can become Boss Li Cheng's servant! Thank you! Mu!"
Anri stretched out his hand, and their fingers intertwined.
At this moment, the art is complete!
——
In the luxurious suite on the top floor of the city hall.
Li Cheng yawned as he listened to the rustling sounds in the bedroom across the wall.
That was the sound of Vivian changing clothes. He could feel that the relationship between him and the half-demon could move forward a little bit.
All that's left is a small fire, that plump...ahem.
At this moment, the system’s voice sounded:
[Your deceitful loyal dog No. 2 Mu completed an indiscriminate terrorist attack on the city hall. 】
[He profoundly implemented your art of great love and helped you convey great love in the city hall of the fraud city in 1345. 】
[The Mother Goddess of Pain is quite satisfied with you, and she has given you more reputation in the abyss. 】
[You have gained 1000 points of Abyss reputation and now have 1135 points of Abyss reputation. 】
[Please keep up your efforts and become the Holy Son of the Abyss as soon as possible! 】
"Indiscriminate painful attack? I didn't expect Mu Nasheng to actually do it." Li Cheng raised his eyebrows.
This was just a small experiment of his. He was testing whether he could get rewards from the Mother Goddess of Pain by causing pain in this instance.
Unexpectedly, it actually succeeded.
"Haha, I can only say that he has your character." Lilith, who had watched the whole farce below, happened to float up at this time: "By the way, Li Cheng, what else can I use this reputation in the abyss for?" ? Can it only be used to exchange resources?”
"Are you the system, are you asking me?" Li Cheng glanced at her.
Lilith: "..."
"Huh, don't be angry, don't be angry, he is sick, he treats this world as a game, don't be angry." Lilith patted her chest and resisted the urge to get angry: "Of course I don't know, our goddess clan is the abyss How could their sworn enemies know what their reputation is used for!"
"Hiss, it's such a rigorous setting. It's worthy of quantum technology." Li Cheng nodded and explained: "The use of Abyss reputation in the secret realm is only currency, but outside the secret realm, if you can find the altars of various abyss sects, You can exchange abilities from it, or improve your own divine destiny."
"For example, right now, my God's Favored Destiny [Little Angel of Love] is only at the first level. If I have 3,000 reputation points, I can upgrade it to the second level."
"I see." Lilith nodded: "Then are you planning to increase your reputation to 3,000 points in this secret realm?"
"3000? You underestimate me." Li Cheng shook his head: "My goal has never been such a small number."
"I told you to burn this city to ashes."
The first two steps of the plan have been completed, and the next step is the third step.
At the same time, in the half-demon cave in the Capital of Deception, our little girl, Miss Karenina, has also arrived.
On the magic screen in the center of the slum, Miss Vivian's speech was being played on a loop.
A group of half-demons were whispering around the screen.
"Oh, it turned out to be the lackey who went to the city hall."
"What do you want to do this time? Oppose the Half-Demon Discrimination Act? Haha, what a boring thing."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, the lackeys who surrendered to the demon clan, have you come up with some way to bully us again?"
"But Miss Vivian has been thinking of helping us!"
"Shut up, you have no place to speak here!"
Listening to the conversation of these half-devils, Karenina's eyes narrowed.
Before Li Cheng came to this world, Vivian had worked hard to establish a bond between demons and half-demon, and helped some half-demon to work in the city hall.
She went to great lengths to convince the then-administrator to agree to the proposal.
That was also the first time that the Capital of Deception was willing to accept half-demons and gave them many preferential policies.
But the final result was that the half-demon went to work. Not only did he not work, but he also took cards and asked for money in various places in the city hall, disrupting the work order.
Faced with the criticism from their leaders, they even responded with the reason "You are a bunch of big demons, bullying me, a half-demon, what are you?".
In the end, not only did Vivian get demoted from a small leader of a department to a clerk.
The administrative director who promoted this policy was also demoted to another city.
"Sure enough, just like what Brother Li Cheng said, most of these half-demons are not worth saving."
Fortunately, Karenina didn't come here to save them.
Her mission is to praise and kill the half-demons, let them take the initiative to become the T0 of the version and fight against the demons.
In the words of Brother Li Cheng, that is -
Just if all the people who discriminate against the half-demons die, discrimination cannot be completely eliminated.
The half-demons who are discriminated against must also die, and discrimination can be completely eliminated.
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