I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

When I was studying early, Xiaoqin saw the plaster on my right face and was ashamed to be self-confident.

"Ye Lin, the person who appeared in front of you yesterday is not me, you will treat him as my evil twin brother. Don't remember to hate me."

Poorly asked me.

Unbelievable, yesterday was the same person, trampled me on the ground, and swollen my face.

"Hah, I beat me arrogantly yesterday. I am running poorly today." I said with a little anger. "You are not saying that I am weak like a dog. You are not saying that deducting the stars has a little impact on you." No, so that's it..."

"Don't." Xiaoqin's sudden increase in volume even attracted the attention of nearby students. "Don't deduct more than 1,000 stars that I couldn't easily earn..."

"It's more than 100. Don't increase the number of stars at this time. It seems that you haven't reviewed your mistakes at all. Is it a painful blow to me?"

"I can't buckle my stars anyway." Xiaoqin's tone was crying out. "If Ye Lin is dissatisfied, come and hit me. I will swollen my face, even if it is swollen like a deep sea fish... ”

"You mean that I am like a deep-sea fish now. I have plaster on my face. You still say cool words to me..."

At this time, the squad leader came over to persuade, and she asked in the first sentence: "Ye Lin, how did your face work? Is it after being chased by Xiaoqin yesterday, it was given by Xiaoqin..."

"No, it wasn't played by Xiaoqin." I hurriedly denied it for the sake of face. "It was Xiaoqin who drunk and climbed the tree like a monkey. I accidentally fell to hurt her."

Xiaoqin got cheap and sold it, but he was very dissatisfied with my lie:

"There is no such thing as a monkey, how can you describe a girl as a monkey..."

I pointed to the front row of the classroom, wearing the hairpin of PHS across the forehead, imitating the Xiong Yaoyue of the spell.

"Who said that a girl can't be a monkey, isn't that a monkey named Sun?"

Although the fashionable thing of the spell, "Journey to the West" is not only Sun Wukong, but also a black bear blame for the Guanyin Bodhisattva guarding the Nanhai Zizhulin, but the black bear blame to describe Xiong Yaoyue is a bit cruel.

"Fortunately, this thing is in your heart... After your waist injury is healed." The squad leader said that he was funny and worried. "No matter what you did after the celery drunk, it was not her intention. You won't blame her carefully."

"Yeah yeah." Xiaoqin had the squad leader supporting him and said, "I can't remember all the things after I got drunk, just like the memory cleaner of the black man flashed, for me to remember." It is too cruel to punish me for not living."

"The reason why Xiaoqin is drunk is because I brought back the candy from the wedding." The squad leader took the initiative to take responsibility. "This is a fault that I have not checked clearly. You should not blame Xiaoqin, and then say yours." Isn't the face falling from the tree and falling?"

"Yes...Yes, of course, it fell from the tree and fell." I shouted. "It’s not a broken one. Is it because of someone who can’t fight, my martial arts is so high, who dares to beat me... ..."

When I said this, Xiaoqin suddenly put out a serious and serious expression, but the expression was like barely holding on to letting himself laugh, and it was very irritating.

Finally, the squad leader decided to set up a table of food with Xiaoqin this weekend to pay for this victim. By the way, I can also teach Xiaoqin some recipes she always wanted to learn. Now the squad leader is a master of French cuisine. It is.

The squad leader did not investigate the words that Xiaoqin said yesterday, "You are my horse from now on." Xiaoqin said that he did not have the memory of being drunk. Secondly, both sides were girls, and the squad leader only listened to jokes.

After this incident was temporarily resolved, there was a rumor in the 28th that about the rumors between me and professional boxers.

The rumor has an eye on the board, saying that the professional boxer is called Lei Long. The desire to be born on his first day is to swear at me (I don’t know what kind of prenatal education his mother had for him), just yesterday, I finally skipped school at home. The middle of the road blocked me and used my "golden left hand" to attack my right face.

I really can't stand it. When several foreign students are discussing this, they ask them where the guy is, now, why is his existence meant to beat me, and then it has evaporated.

The ignorant masses Nono couldn't speak. After half a day, the rumor appeared a new version: after the dragon's right face was swollen, Lei Long was killed by the mad Ye Lin, and then thrown into the Daning River to throw the body.

Your grandmother is a bear. Why do I kill my opponent alive? Do I have rabies? Please don’t throw a corpse into the Daning River. In several versions of the rumors, there are many bodies in the Daning River. Can't squeeze in again.

Having said that, although the rumor is abhorrent, Xiao Qin still confessed to me with sincerity. For example, at noon, she took the initiative to go to the snack street to help me buy fried rice, and also gave me the shrimp in my lunch box. In short, I flashed two big eyes and sold Meng, hoping that I would forget all the things of yesterday.

How can I forget it? It’s not just the things that can’t be forgotten yesterday, but the big things that happened to us during our childhood are all remembered.

"Look at the face of the squad leader and any aunt, let me put you in the horse."

I didn't eat the shrimp from the small parsley, and gave her back.

"105 gold stars, I will not give you a deduction for the time being, but you can't drink any more in the future, you know, you were too much yesterday, especially oh..."

"I know." Xiaoqin muttered and nodded. "I took a shower yesterday, especially when I washed my hands for two or thirty times. I thought I had touched such a disgusting thing..."

"Hey, you still said that there is no memory after drunkenness."

"Yes, there is such a little bit~~~" Xiaoqin swears, "Because you are so disgusting, you have a deep memory, like other things that are not so disgusting, you can't remember..."

Well, I am supposed to be grateful to Dade when you are classified as "not so disgusting".

Xiaoqin said that she will never touch alcoholic beverages or foods from now on, and will do her best to do good things. In order to eliminate the bad impression she left me yesterday, she has to refuel in any aspect.

However, it is often said that "the speed is not up to speed", Xiaoqin did a good job in the afternoon.

I said before that the teacher of the third grade (2) class, Song, temporarily gave us the acting class teacher, and ended up in the normal class. When the evening self-study has not started, he came over to inspect and found the slide screen. The power plug is loose, so kneel down to adjust the power.

At that time, there were not many people in the classroom, and the squad leader was not there. Teacher Song adjusted the power plug to the left and adjusted the tone to the right. It was always unstable (because the teaching aids were old and in disrepair), then Xiaoqin and the big horn and PHS The front door of the classroom is back.

Very unfortunately, Song’s clothes suddenly became static, and he was so angry that he slammed his hands in a reflective manner.

"Ah, Teacher Song has an electric shock."

Xiaoqin, who is eager to do good things, thinks that this is an excellent opportunity given to him by God. Without much consideration, he rushed directly to the podium and used his rubber-bottomed sneakers to kick the other arm of Song with another bolt.

"Ah, ah~~~~~~,,,."

With a scream of ecstasy, Teacher Song fell to the podium in horror, and the carpal fracture was sent to the hospital. Auntie took the medical expenses and apologized.

The big horn and the PHS knew the situation at the time, and they were quite screaming for Xiaoqin.

"Mr. Song is really like an electric shock, and he is not an electrician. He has nothing to fix."

"I also looked for the broom. I didn't expect Xiao Qin to be too fast. I kicked it straight away..."

On the same day, the second well-founded rumor spread: the class teacher of the third (3) class, who was unlucky, first the teacher's buttocks, then Song's broken arm, the middle of the class teacher for a few days The young graduates who are seriously ill are also cursed.

In addition, some people have no regrets to say: Xiaoqin is such a quiet girl, actually because I stayed with me for too long, I was taught to break, and even dared to play the teacher under my orders.

Asshole, Xiaoqin is anxious to earn stars. The result is a misjudgment of the situation. Does it have a relationship with me? It is also said to be "under my order". Why do I have to go to the teacher for decades?

All in all, Xiaoqin was even more shy because he was doing something wrong in succession. Even when he was in class, he went to the corner of the classroom next to me and went to the wall to think about it. Fortunately, the squad leader listened to the testimony of the big horn, knowing that Xiaoqin was out of this time. Kind, so I am especially comforted by her.

"Don't be sad, don't you auntie blame you, don't worry about how to say it, you know the truth. If Song teacher was really shocked, you didn't save him a life, right? I heard that Teacher Song did not blame you..."

This is true. Teacher Song of the third (2) class is not a very narrow-minded person, but he is very sad when he is kicked by a slender girl. He thinks he is old. The quality is loose.

In any case, Mr. Song’s arm was plastered, and even his class was absent for a few days. Coupled with a psychological shadow on our class, we could no longer be a substitute teacher. Our class became a sheep. Child.

In an emergency, the vice-principal, in order to save the field, even sent the director of the owl aunt, and temporarily gave us the class teacher of the class. When she took office, she immediately let the students of the third (3) class scream and stalk, and she was afraid of being caught by her. From the head, give the record a big punishment.

However, the owl aunt is still giving me a face, because first she is bullying and hard, and secondly she is the aunt of the criminal star, so she is also safe at first. Anyway, this is just a matter of expediency. Besides, the teaching director’s hunting ground is the entire playground and Throughout the school building, how could this small junior (3) class classroom trap her?

Wednesday is coming soon, this is the middle of the week, and on November 6th, it is a very mouthful of the International Day for the Prevention of War and Armed Conflicts.

When I first heard about this anniversary, I thought that someone else had compiled it to lie to me. The result was a real check on the Internet, which was announced by the UN General Assembly in Resolution 56/4 of 2001.

Cao Gonggong said that this anniversary is not like changing to "International Day to Prevent Women from War and Armed Conflicts". He also held a "referendum" between his classmates. He then was eagerly caught by the director of the school and was rushed to the corridor to stand up.