I'm Numb, I Mistake My Best Friend For A Blind Date

Seeing Jiang Yang's actions became more and more wanton, Aunt Qing finally couldn't help it, and slapped Jiang Yang's hand away

"Aunt Qing is really easy to bully, isn't she?"

Aunt Qing gritted her teeth with hatred.

It's fine to take a small advantage, but you have to make an inch of it.

Seeing Aunt Qing's smiling and annoyed appearance, Jiang Yang let out a soft breath.

Fortunately, it was fooled.

With the support of the live broadcast platform.

The number of online users of "Warcraft" has steadily increased.

It was ten o'clock in the evening.

The number of online users exceeded 120 million.

A new record was broken.

Looking at the excited crowd, Jiang Yang was not stingy, and said directly:

"Good job, three times salary reward this month!"

Although the rewards for the entire project have made people in the game department already full of food.

Possibly triple the salary.

Still let the crowd cheer.

"Also, I have contracted the milk tea for the next three days.

Suddenly, a wolf howled.

"Director Niu Bi, love you forever!"

"My old lady likes your arrogance."

"I'm full of energy again, and I feel like I can work overtime again."

"Thank you Director!"

"Follow the director and have meat to eat, it's cool!"

Amidst the cheers of the crowd, Jiang Yang became numb.

Back home with Aunt Qing.

Just after taking a shower, a phone call came in.

"Mom?"

Picking up the phone, Jiang Yang froze for a moment, then quickly connected.

"Mom, why do you have time to call? The experiment is over?"

Song Xue's energetic voice came from the phone.

"This stage is over, do you miss my old lady?"

Hearing this, Jiang Yang immediately burst into a smile, complimenting him again and again:

"Think, almost miss me."

"Well, I miss you too, so I decided to come back in two days to see you little bastard."

Hearing this, everyone in Jiang Yang became numb.

Get some yarn.

Mom must have come back to clean up herself.

Jiang Yang tried to dissuade the "780" mother from coming back.

"Mom, research is the most important thing, I am doing well, don't worry.

There was silence on the other side of the phone, and then a dangerous voice came over.

"You said it was a lie to miss my wife?"

Jiang Yang gave up resisting and said helplessly, "No, I really miss you..."

"Well, that's good, see you in two days."

With that said, my mother hung up the phone directly.

Jiang Yang stared blankly at the ceiling, what a mess.

He has been living with Aunt Qing for several months.

If I let my mother come back to take a look, hey, this little bastard will not come home for several months.

Check it out again.

Good guy.

The little bastard slipped away to his sister's house.

Tsk tsk, the consequences...

Jiang Yang's scalp tingles just thinking about it.

And the other side.

Aunt Qing was just about to go to bed when she also received a message from Song Xue.

"Qing Ge, Jiang Yang, did you see eye to eye with that little girl from your company?"

When I saw this news.

Aunt Qing's face froze, she pursed her red lips, and suddenly felt guilty.

Did you tell Sister Xue that your son has taken a fancy to me?

After saying this, Aunt Meng estimated that Song Xue would have to speak up on the spot.

"Sister Xue, don't worry, there are quite a lot of girls in the company, take your time."

"Okay, anyway, if you bother, I'll come back in two days to put some pressure on the little brat."

Looking at the message from Song Xue.

Aunt Qing was immediately taken aback.

This... Sister Xue is coming back, so Jiang Yang is staying here with me, can't she hide it?

"When will you arrive? I will pick you up then."

Aunt Qing was short of breath.

"It should be the day after tomorrow. No need to pick it up. The Federation will arrange someone to take me back."

"OK~"

Throwing away the phone, Aunt Qing got into bed, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.

Although, she thinks her relationship with Jiang Yang is quite normal.

But what if Miss Xue misunderstood?

Isn't that just cool?

"No, Jiang Yang must go home starting tomorrow.

Aunt Qing sat up suddenly, the turbulent waves almost overflowed, and she took a few deep breaths.

The mood gradually calmed down.

The peaceful and warm life, because of a phone call, caused some turbulence out of thin air.

this night.

Both of them were not sleeping soundly.

The next day, it was just dawn.

Jiang Yang fell into a drowsy sleep, and felt that the quilt had been lifted and a gust of cold wind was blowing.

Jiang Yang was shocked.

He opened his eyes suddenly, only to see Aunt Qing's face was flushed, and her face was veiled.

"Aunt Qing?"

Hearing Jiang Yang's shout, Aunt Qing came back to her senses, nodded her head pretending to be calm, and said calmly:

"Come out, I have something to tell you."

After finishing speaking, Aunt Qing left with a brisk pace.

Jiang Yang was puzzled, and he didn't come back to his senses until he saw the clothes on the bedside.

Special meow.

He realized the world last night, as if nothing came from him.

On the other side, Aunt Qing left the bedroom, her head was dizzy and her steps were a little messy.

Lying softly on the sofa.

In my mind, there are all hideous images.

"Hey, how can I have such a little bastard."

Aunt Qing sighed, maybe it was cold, she felt a little cold in her nightgown.

Get up and close the window.

It seems to have no effect.

after awhile.

Jiang Yang came out with a yawn, "Aunt Qing, why are you calling me so early?"

Leng Qingge adjusted his thoughts, rubbed his eyebrows and said with some headaches:

"Your mother is coming back."

Jiang Yang yawned, his eyes were still blurred, he sat down next to Aunt Qing, and deftly laid his head on Aunt Qing.

"Oh, I found out last night."

Seeing Jiang Yang's indifferent look [Aunt Qing protects the tip of his nose angrily.

"Knowing that you are still not panic? Starting today, you will move back to your own home."

Jiang Yang turned over, his face was facing Aunt Qing's lower abdomen, and a faint fragrance came.

"Understood, there are still two days left, there is still time."

Warm breath hits the skin.

Aunt Qing's heart trembled, and then she said angrily:

"I'm too lazy to care about you. When the time comes, your mother will find out, and it's not me who was punished."

Jiang Yang let out a confused sound.

Seeing Jiang Yang's peaceful sleeping face, Aunt Qing felt a little bit reluctant, and there was a look of disappointment in her beautiful eyes.

After Jiang Yang comes home.

She was left alone at home again.

As before, go home alone, eat alone, sleep alone, go to work......

"Little bastard, when you leave, Aunt Qing won't be popular anymore, and Aunt Qing is so happy.

Aunt Qing's eyes were slightly red, and she lightly pressed her head against Jiang Yang's forehead.

Laying in Aunt Qing's arms for a long time.

Jiang Yang gradually regained his energy. He yawned and rubbed his head to find a more comfortable sleeping position.

"Aunt Qing, what are you panicking about?"

"As an elder, isn't it normal for you to take care of me who lives alone?"

Jiang Yang explained with a smile.

Last night, he also lost his mind.

Afraid of a hammer.

As a half-elder, Aunt Qing took him over to take care of his daily life, is there any problem?

no problem.

It's him who has a ghost in his heart.

So when my mother called, she panicked.

In fact, there is no need at all.

Being flustered is even more suspicious.

Hearing this, Aunt Qing's depressed mood immediately improved a bit.

Figured out the joints.

It seems, it seems to have some truth.

What is she afraid of?

She and Jiang Yang are clean, well, at least physically.

Seeing the gentle smile on Aunt Qing's face again, Jiang Yang said with a smile:

"Tsk tsk, it's easy to be fooled by such a nervous person as my mother."

Hearing this, Leng Qingge burst out laughing, squeezed the corner of Jiang Yang's lips angrily, and cursed with a smile:

"When Sister Xue comes back, I will tell Sister Xue about this, and let Sister Xue take care of you little bastard."

Jiang Yang rolled his eyes, then pretended to be wronged and said:

"I knew it, Aunt Qing, you don't want to see me, you've been expecting me to leave for a long time, and you'll be quiet when I leave, right?"

Hearing this, Leng Qingge's smile froze, and a trace of panic flashed in her beautiful eyes.

Did you hear what Jiang Yang said before?

"I...I'm kidding..."

Aunt Qing anxiously wanted to explain, but when she lowered her head, she saw that Jiang Yang was smiling and winking at her.

Aunt Qing, who was flustered at first, suddenly lost her temper.

The bastard was teasing her.

Aunt Qing pushed Jiang Yang's head away angrily, and saw that he was still leaning over, kicking his buttocks with her two jade-like feet.

"If you want to go, go quickly!"

"Just leave me alone, little heartless, hurry up and save me from being upset."

Saying that, Aunt Qing looked a little aggrieved.

She worried about gains and losses all night, and this little bastard came to tease her.

Seeing this, Jiang Yang immediately put away his smile, and grabbed Aunt Qing's kicking legs.

"When am I leaving?"

"Hey, when mom goes back, I'll move back right away, isn't Aunt Qing angry?"

Leng Qingge stared at him a little sullenly.

"It's not rare, Aunt Qing, I like quietness."

"That won't work, I'm relying on Aunt Qing anyway, who told you to trick me into going to work, Aunt Qing, you have to be responsible for me!"

Jiang Yang hugged Aunt Qing's jade legs, smiled and poked Aunt Qing's face with his fingers.

"It's not big or small." Aunt Qing clapped Jiang Yang's hand away, and said in a reproachful tone:

"Why are you such a rascal? You're just relying on Aunt Qing, right?"

Hearing this, Jiang Yang stared and said dissatisfiedly:

"Who told you to trick me into coming to work?"

Aunt Qing pinched his cheek angrily, and said helplessly:

"You'll only bully Aunt Qing to soften your heart, you little heartless one.

They laughed and scolded for a while.

Aunt Qing finally recovered her normal mood.

Jiang Yang breathed a sigh of relief.

He knew it was the pressure from his mother.

After all, as the grass beside the nest, let the son of my good sister make a nest here.

That was embarrassing.

Work as usual during the day.

Now, "Warcraft" is on the right track, and the live broadcast platform is also developing well.

Jiang Yang returned to his state of salted fish when he went to work.

Mixed a day.

After get off work, I found Aunt Qing, and the two returned to Jiang Yang's house.

No one lived there for several months.

The whole house was full of cobwebs, and Jiang Yang immediately had no desire to clean it up.

"Aunt Qing, shall we call a professional housekeeper?"

Seeing this, Leng Qingge smiled wryly and nodded.

It is indeed too messy.

It will take several days for the two of them to pack up as they were.

Book a good housekeeping online.....

The two went to a nearby shopping mall for dinner together.

In the shopping mall, it was very lively.

In the lobby, there is still a "Warcraft" pk match.

on the big screen, two

Hunters move around in the forest, releasing arrows and laying traps from time to time...

It's hard to beat.

The crowd around shouted from time to time.

"Fuck him!"

"Damn it, this archery skill is excellent!"

"Let's take the seat, take the seat!"

Seeing this, Jiang Yang is a little funny, he hasn't brought e-sports to the stage yet.

Some people used competitions to attract popularity.

""Warcraft" is so popular now that companies from all walks of life want our authorization.

Aunt Qing leaned into Jiang Yang's ear and said with a smile.

Jiang Yang nodded, and pulled Aunt Qing out of the crowd.

Just a few steps away, I saw another scene that made me laugh.

I saw two adjacent restaurants, one hanging in front of the door, alliance players 20% off.

Just next to this poster, there is another poster facing each other.

Horde players get 20% off.

From these bits and pieces, we can see how popular "Warcraft" is now.

The two casually found a restaurant for dinner.

While strolling in the shopping mall with Aunt Qing, Jiang Yang suggested with some excitement.

"Aunt Qing, it's still early, and the housekeeping has not been cleaned yet, why don't we go to the movies?"

Speaking of which, I lived with Aunt Qing for so long.

The two of them hadn't walked around the street a few times.

Haven't seen a movie or anything.

Leng Qingge lowered his eyes and thought for a while, then smiled softly:

"Okay."

Jiang Yang suddenly smiled, took Aunt Qing's little hand, and walked towards the theater.

Aunt Qing kept her eyes fixed on the phone.

It seems that he didn't realize that he was being held by a small hand.

In the movie theater.

Looking at the dazzling array of catalogs, Jiang Yang was a little dazzled, and turned to look at Aunt Qing.

"Aunt Qing, can you see if there is anything you like?"

Hearing this, Aunt Qing put down her phone, pursed her red lips, and began to choose.

"That's it for "The Mountain"."

Jiang Yang is a little dumbfounded, this girl's style of painting is wrong.

Don't talk about the whole love movie, at least don't be so horrifying.

The corners of Jiang Yang's mouth were a little stiff, "Do you really want to watch this?"

The corners of Aunt Qing's mouth were slightly raised, and her white and tender chin was slightly white.

"Well, you're not afraid, are you?"

Jiang Yang:

Unhappily glaring at Aunt Qing, he smiled maliciously and said:

"Just wait, Aunt Qing, don't be scared.

As a person who can pass the full version of "Resident Evil" without expression.

It is impossible to be afraid.

Aunt Qing raised her eyebrows slightly, with a hint of provocation in her expression.

The two came to the screening room like fighting spirit.

In the faint horror filter, the story begins.

An old-fashioned donkey friend who accidentally wandered into a remote mountain village and encountered various scary stories.

Jiang Yang looked at nothing in his heart.

From the corner of the eye, she glanced at Aunt Qing.

I saw her red lips parted slightly, and her breathing was a little short.

The beautiful eyes blinked frantically.

A look of fear and want to see.

Jiang Yang was overjoyed, but he still couldn't bear it, so he stretched out his hand.

"Aunt Qing, I'm a little scared, give me a hand."

The sudden voice made Leng Qingge tremble, and then squeezed out a somewhat forced gentle smile.

"It's okay, Aunt Qing is not afraid, you are grabbing me."

3.9 The next moment, Jiang Yang felt his hand being grabbed.

With more and more horror scenes, the plot has reached a climax.

Jiang Yang felt that his palm was almost deformed by Aunt Qing's grasp.

Aunt Qing trembled a little.

Her eyes opened and closed frantically, her white teeth bit her lower lip tightly, and the smile on her pretty face had long since disappeared.

Jiang Yang shook his head and smiled wryly.

Is this a dish that loves to play?

He was obviously terrified of dying, but he kept staring at it, for fear of missing any plot.

"Hoo~~"

"Don't hold on so tightly, don't be afraid, Aunt Qing is here."

While looking at the screen.

Aunt Qing did not forget to comfort Jiang Yang.

IBA: "..."

Isn't it frightening?

He was a little dumbfounded.

The one-hour-long movie is over soon.

The moment the lights in the projection room came on, Jiang Yang saw Aunt Qing and heaved a long sigh of relief.

Looking at Jiang Yang, Aunt Qing squeezed out a smile and said softly:

"It's a pretty good movie, isn't it?"

"Yeah, it's pretty good."

Jiang Yang held back his smile, Aunt Qing's voice trembled a little.

Still pretending to be calm.

Aunt Qing had no expression on her pretty face, as if nothing had happened.

The next moment, she wanted to get up, but her legs softened and she fell back to the seat.

SIBA: "...'

Aunt Qing immediately frowned, and said lightly:

"Sitting for a long time, my legs are a little numb."

Jiang Yang suppressed a smile, and quickly nodded, "Well, my legs are also a little numb, come, Aunt Qing, let me give you a massage."

Holding Aunt Qing with some fleshy legs in her arms.

It's obvious.

This perfect long leg, the muscles are trembling.

After ten minutes.

Aunt Qing returned to her elegant and mature appearance.

"Let's go, the house should be almost cleaned up."

"Yeah, let's go home."

Following behind Aunt Qing, Jiang Yang smiled happily. .