I'm Numb, I Mistake My Best Friend For A Blind Date

Back home with Aunt Qing.

The salute on the starship has already been packed by the robot, and then sent back by logistics.

Once home.

Leng Qingge began to clean up.

Broken, too dirty...

All were cleaned up by automatic recycling machines.

When the work is over.

Leng Qingge gave Jiang Yang a few cold looks.

Travel once.

go home.

Half of the clothes were thrown away.

It's all the work of this little bastard.

Jiang Yang looked a little guilty, so he quickly put on a fawning smile.

"Aunt Qing, my hands are inconvenient, please help me clean it up."

Hearing this, Leng Qingge's beautiful eyes crossed him, and then he straightened out Jiang Yang's salute angrily.

Pay for the clean clothes.

Dirty clothes are thrown in the basket.

Just when she thought she had finished cleaning, a pair of crumpled black stockings came into view in the corner of the box.

Suddenly, the corners of Leng Qingge's eyes twitched several times.

Seeing this, Jiang Yang immediately ran away, "Aunt Qing, I'm going for a walk outside."

Know Jiang Yang so well.

Leng Qingge had already stopped in front of him.

"Little bastard, didn't I throw it away? Why is it still there?"

Leng Qingge gritted his teeth.

Looking at the cold eyes, Jiang Yang felt a little nervous.

"Aunt Qing, listen to my explanation

He just opened his mouth, and he hasn't come to explain yet.

Aunt Qing picked up her slippers, and with her bare fair feet, she chased after Jiang Yang.

"I don't want to listen to your explanation, I just want to punch someone!"

Seeing that Aunt Qing is so disregarding her image.

Jiang Yang just ran away.

Unfortunately, the distance between the two was too close, Jiang Yang was held down by Leng Qingge before he could exert his strength.

Afraid of hurting Aunt Qing, Jiang Yang didn't dare to struggle hard.

The chubby buttocks sat on Jiang Yang's back, Aunt Qing raised her slippers, and slapped Jiang Yang's buttocks hard a few times.

"Damn it, Aunt Qing, are you serious?"

Hearing this, Leng Qingge let out a soft sound.

Snapped!

Slippers photographed.

Jiang Yang's eyes widened immediately, and he said in a stern tone:

"Aunt Qing, if the tiger doesn't show its power, don't you treat me as a sick cat? Spanking, I, Jiang, don't want to lose face?"

Seeing that Jiang Yang was still struggling to speak harshly.

Leng Qingge laughed, slapped, and slapped the slippers a few more times.

"What face do you, Jiang, have? Come, show Aunt Qing."

Jiang Yang:

"Aunt Qing, I was joking..."

"Pain! Pain!"

"Really fight?!"

Jiang Yang was speechless immediately, tsk, why does it feel like Aunt Qing's little flame, after releasing some.

Why is it more violent?

Jiang Yang struggled violently, trying to escape Aunt Qing's 'claw'.

Gasping lightly.

When the embarrassment in her heart was almost gone, Aunt Qing proudly twisted her beautiful buttocks.

He stood up and bent down to look at Jiang Yang with a smile.

"Little bastard, do you still dare to make trouble in the future?"

Jiang Yang grunted and buried his face under his arms.

Not ashamed.

He was afraid that he couldn't help laughing out loud.

Seeing that Jiang Yang seemed very dissatisfied, Aunt Qing stretched out her jade feet and lightly kicked his buttocks.

"Not convinced?"

Hearing this, Jiang Yang nodded quickly.

"I'm done, I'm done.

Seeing that Jiang Yang admitted his cowardice, Aunt Qing smiled and let him go.

Jiang Yang buried his face in his arms.

The face is full of smiles.

Aunt Qing's light and flirtatious beating strength, tsk, can't even meet the standard of a massage.

However, under his deliberate struggle, the taste of that buttocks is really delicious.

Jiang Yang stood up leisurely, smiled and moved to Aunt Qing's side.

At this moment, she has already arranged all the salutes.

See the black stockings thrown into the broken cardboard box, ready to throw away.

Jiang Yang quickly picked it up.

Leng Qingge frowned suddenly, and looked at him with beautiful eyes, and said with a half-smile:

"Are you keeping it as a family heirloom?"

Jiang Yang sneered, "Hey, Aunt Qing, isn't this a souvenir?"

This is proof of their closer relationship.

It's also good to keep a collection.

Hearing this, Aunt Qing's icy eyes softened immediately.

"Little bastard, give it to me!"

Aunt Qing stretched out her slender hand to beg for it.

Jiang Yang had a bitter face, with a somewhat unwilling expression on his face.

Seeing this, Aunt Qing took a step forward, pinched his cheek angrily, and said with an annoyed smile:

"You can keep it if you want, but if you don't wash it, are you waiting for it to become moldy and rot?"

Look at the silly look of this little bastard.

Aunt Qing's eyes were full of smiles, she was the only one who could hold such a silly thing as a treasure.

Hearing this, Jiang Yang smiled and handed it to Aunt Qing.

After receiving it in his hand, Lengqing Singer's heart trembled slightly. How excited was this little bastard at that time.

It's all rigid.

When he came back to his senses, he rolled Jiang Yang's eyes.

Leng Qingge put everything away, put on her apron, and was ready to cook.

Generally, dinner is cooked by two people.

Now Jiang Yang is handicapped.

He could only lean against the kitchen door and enjoy watching the familiar beautiful cook cook.

Early the next morning.

Jiang Yang got up early.

Jiang Yang went to bed early yesterday because his hands were useless and he couldn't do anything.

Wait for him to wash up.

Aunt Qing has already made breakfast.

After the two simply ate.

Come to the company together.

After a day of heat fermentation, the home space has been completely on fire.

It brings huge traffic.

It has brought incomparably impressive broadcasts to the film and television department, music department and other departments.

Just one night.

The playback volume is at least equal to the total playback volume of the previous month.

This makes the various departments simply happy.

After all, these real traffic has an inseparable relationship with bonuses.

See Jiang Yang coming to the company.

The people who come and go are all enthusiastic.

"Director Jiang, good morning!"

"Director Jiang, have you had breakfast? They brought an extra copy on purpose."

"Director Jiang, thank you for your game support!"

Jiang Yang smiled politely all the way, but when he arrived at the game department, his face was almost stiff.

Looking at Jiang Yang's frowning look.

Everyone in the game department is a little happy.

"Director, what's bothering you?"

Glancing at everyone, Jiang Yang explained briefly.

Suddenly, a group of guys couldn't help laughing.

Only Lan Ying quietly said from the side:

"The director has so many girls coming together, seeing you group of single dogs who have been single for thousands of years, I feel embarrassed to laugh~"

Crit!

And it's a real hit.

A group of single dogs, the smiles on their faces froze, feeling that life is full of gloom.

The funny girls bent over laughing.

Jiang Yang suddenly smiled gloatingly.

deserve it~

"Lan Ying, you can die without talking?"

"That's right, getting up in the middle of the night to steal vegetables, how shameless?"

Lan Ying's old Si Ji's real injury crit provoked public outrage.

She stretched out three fingers indifferently, and immediately, all the men died down.

You don't need a face.

But resources are things that must not be lost.

After appeasing the singles, Lan Ying smiled attentively and handed Jiang Yang a stack of original paintings.

"Director, I changed this yesterday, can you take a look?"

Jiang Yang took it over and took a look, feeling quite satisfied in his heart.

Lan Ying's control over the details is really wonderful, and he can accurately hook the old soul.

"That's right, it's just your broken image, which is a bit out of line."

"Let me tell you this, what we want to do is flattery, not vulgarity."

See Lan Ying's thoughtful look.

Jiang Yang patted her on the shoulder and comforted her with a smile:

"It's okay, you will understand slowly."

Then, Jiang Yang rolled up the picture and returned to the office, slowly admiring it.

As the home system exploded.

Stealing food among friends has become a trend for a while.

Set the alarm clock, and get up in the middle of the night to stop scratching.

Then, the next day, it was a great pleasure to watch my friend jumping angrily.

Even many who don't play games.

Gradually, my friend Amway came over.

A free private space, where you can farm and grow vegetables, repair houses, and design your own dream home.

This is for countless social animals.

It is a great attraction.

On the Internet, the voice of discussion gradually increased.

"It's really interesting. I built a wooden house by the sea. Every day in the virtual world, facing the sea and looking at the scenery is also very good.

"Haha, I think it's cool to steal vegetables. Last night, I pulled out all the vegetables from my friends."

"Curious about the brothers upstairs, were they beaten by gangs?"

"The internet in the hospital is very fast, and the nurse is very beautiful...

"Do you still know? As long as it is a Nebula game, the achievements obtained in the game can also generate trophies in the homeland."

"I've known it for a long time. Yesterday, my good friend looked at my speedrunning achievements and was so greedy that I almost cried."

The emergence of the home system.

Integrate the entertainment closed loop of the entire Nebula Company.

games, music, video

Jiang Yang fishes at work, and laughs and laughs with sand sculpture netizens on the Internet.

Until noon.

There was news from the Deep Space Company that the experimental model of Speeding Vehicle had reached the No. 1 star.

Let them go and receive it.

Jiang Yang didn't even have time to eat lunch, so he led his people and rushed to the interstellar port.

Fortunately, Deep Space itself has a large warehouse.

When Jiang Yang passes by.

All have been debugged.

Neatly arranged in the open space, it looks quite shocking.

Blizzard, Renault, Sirius...

Each one is pulling the wind to the extreme.

Handsome burst.

"Fuck, the actual effect is too explosive, isn't it?"

"It's so handsome!"

"Wow, this pink one, I love it!"

"Is this Renault? It's too domineering."

Everyone in the game department was shocked.

0…ask for flowers……

Naturally, they have seen the blueprints before, but when they saw the real thing, they were shocked and dumbfounded.

Feel the streamlined body.

Everyone was drooling.

Jiang Yang is also very excited at this moment, with the technology of this world.

In reality, these speeding cars still perform explosively.

Moreover, there is not only a version suitable for running on the road, but also an enlarged version of the shuttle version that can fly in space.

Of course, there is only the normal version now.

Jiang Yang stepped forward and touched Renault, feeling extremely excited.

In his previous life, Renault was his favorite.

Now that he can stand up in reality, he can be regarded as fulfilling his original dream.

Looking at the person in charge at the side, Jiang Yang asked with some expectation:

"Is there a proving ground nearby?"

The person in charge is a young tall slender lady with a professional smile.

"some.

"Mr. Jiang, hello, my name is Lin Rou, shall I take you there?"

Hearing this, Jiang Yang has recovered from his excitement, and said with a light smile:

"Trouble Miss Lin."

Lin Rou bowed slightly, "President Jiang, you are welcome, please follow me!"

As soon as the voice fell, a car stopped in front of the two of them.

Jiang Yang sat up with a smile.

Soon, everyone in the game department was taken away, and those flying cars were also operated by professionals.

They all followed.

driving on the road.

This incomparably cool convoy immediately attracted the attention of countless passers-by.

Many cars are parked on the side of the road.

Exclaimed and took pictures again and again.

"Fuck, is this a new car from that manufacturer? It's so handsome!"

"It's too cool!"

"Tsk tsk, that blue car is really domineering.

"Hey guys, this logo seems to be deep space?"

"Are you kidding, deep space is a starship player, how can they build a car.

"Damn it, you don't know how to read it yourself, such a big trademark."

Just half an hour away.

caused several traffic jams.

These videos were quickly uploaded on the Internet, and many people were captured by this handsome and bursting look.

Watching countless people taking pictures all the way.

Jiang Yang looked at Lin Rou, and said curiously:

"Is this the marketing you prepared?"

Hearing this, Lin Rou looked away from the window, she smiled politely, and then explained:

"No, the company has other arrangements in terms of marketing. This can be regarded as a free enthusiasm."

"Don't be in vain, Mr. Jiang, what do you think?"

Hearing this, Jiang Yang couldn't help laughing.

"You are still amazing~"

Soon, the army left the downtown area.

Came to a small hill in the suburbs.

This is an abandoned racing track, which was later taken down as a place for drag racing enthusiasts to have fun.

"Boss Jiang please!"

"Please!"

Jiang Yang got out of the car, and at a glance, he saw a huge car park.

At this moment, there is still a game going on.

But it's at the end.

Before their convoy had fully arrived, the game was over.

Soon, the owner of the racetrack came over.

"Boss Lin, are you here?"

"Need a track right now?"

The owner of the racing track is Zhao Qian, a middle-aged man with a lot of energy.

Lin Rou smiled, "This is Mr. Jiang, this time they are here to test the car."

Zhao Qian touched his head immediately, smiled and said:

"Mr. Jiang, hello, the track has been cleared. You can play at any time."

The polite handshake with Zhao Qian is over.

Jiang Yang looked a little more excited, "Okay, then let's try it?"

Years of dreams, now I have to complete another one.

Just very comfortable.

"No problem, Mr. Jiang, you guys!"

The three walked towards the track side by side.

soon.

The team all entered the racing field.

These more than a dozen handsome cars entered the arena.

Owners of previous races.

He looked dumbfounded.

"Is this damn a racing car?"

"Brilliant enough!"

"It's really a waste of money comparing goods. Compared with others, our car is a proper broken car."

"Tsk tsk, this is the real teacher.

"Brothers, who can find out the news, which company made this?"

This cool shape directly captured everyone.

Although I don't know how the performance is, but it's a racing car, and it's over if it's handsome.

After seeing these racing cars, the few drivers called their friends one after another.

"Look at the picture, buddy! There are all new cars that explode, come to the garage!"

"It's so handsome, I regret ten years if I don't come to see it!"

"It is estimated that they still need to debug. Come here quickly, and I may still see it."

All kinds of speeding cars entered the arena, and a group of young people who like racing cars couldn't hold back.

As long as the performance of this car is acceptable.

They bought it straight away.

money?

That's not a problem.

Handsome is over.

How delicious is it to drive this car to pick up girls?