I'm Numb, I Mistake My Best Friend For A Blind Date

arrive home.

Aunt Qing changed into loose home clothes, but under Jiang Yang's strong suggestion, she did not change out her stockings.

Waiting for Leng Qingge to go to the kitchen to cook.

Jiang Yang thought for a while and contacted his mother Song Xue directly.

After review.

Jiang Yang's message was only connected to my mother.

As soon as it was connected, my mother's angry voice came.

"Little brat, what can you do with me?"

Hearing this, Jiang Yang was a little speechless, and complained angrily:

"Mom, how old am I? Can you stop calling me a brat?"

Peaty.

This nickname has been with him since he was five years old, twenty years after all.

The other side was silent for a while, and then sighed.

Hearing his mother's sigh, Jiang Yang froze for a moment, wondering if his tone was too harsh just now.

But the next moment, my mother's words came over.

"Okay, I have to save face when I grow up.

"Little bastard, tell me, what can you do with me?"

SIBA: "...

Sure enough, he shouldn't have any expectations of his wife.

Looking up at the sky helplessly.

Jiang Yang said unrequitedly:

"Mom, your good sister has been bullied, why don't you express it?"

Hearing this, Song Xue froze for a moment.

"Qingge?"

"That's right, this time we're going to the fourth star, the Leng family is still using the family to lure Aunt Qing to separate from me.

Jiang Yang was a little helpless to complain.

Song Xue on the opposite side, after being silent for a while, laughed loudly and cursed:

"Okay, Aunt Qing knows it well, and I've already told me about it."

"In the future, the Federation will not take care of the Leng family. Everything depends on strength."

Song Xue sighed inwardly.

Leng Qingge never wanted to owe her too much favor.

But Leng Qingge didn't know that this was one of the few things those old guys could do for her.

Wait until we're done talking.

Chen Xue suddenly started gossiping.

"Little brat, what is the relationship between you two?"

Hearing this, Jiang Yang was speechless.

Is this even possible to ask?

Of course, now is the level of feet and legs, Jiang Yang is trying to develop in all aspects.

"Anyway, that's it."

Jiang Yang was perfunctory.

Hearing Jiang Yang's words, Song Xue suddenly laughed angrily, and said unhappily:

"Xiaozai 05, hurry up and try to make sure that the next time my mother comes back, I can see that your aunt Qing is pregnant with her granddaughter."

"Of course, a grandson is also fine, but boys are just too noisy..."

Seeing that my mother has already started to fantasize, even thinking about the name.

Jiang Yang suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

"Ahem, mother, you can imagine slowly, I'll hang up if it's okay.

Having her fantasy interrupted, Song Xue laughed and cursed a few times.

"By the way, help me bring my dad a good one."

As he spoke, Jiang Yang hung up the phone directly.

Just as she put away her phone, Aunt Qing came out with a plate of fried vegetables and rolled Jiang Yang's eyes.

"Who are you on the phone with? I heard the noise from the kitchen."

Hearing Aunt Qing's words, Jiang Yang rolled his eyes and said with a chuckle:

"Mom's phone call, her old man is urging me to have a baby~"

Hearing this, Leng Qingge froze.

Meimou glanced lightly, and saw that Jiang Yang was looking at herself with a narrow smile.

Aunt Qing parted her red lips slightly, and said with a smile:

"Then Aunt Qing will find you a wife?"

"Auntie Qing's little guy, you are young and promising now, and many little girls are staring at you~"

As soon as these words came out, Jiang Yang suddenly felt that his aura had changed.

Tut tut.

There is murderous intent hidden in these gentle words.

Jiang Yang quickly put away his smile, slipped behind Aunt Qing, and gently hugged her plump and soft waist.

"Aunt Qing, you know me."

"I just like Aunt Qing's style."

"There can be no second one in this world."

Hearing this, Leng Qingge covered his mouth and laughed, lightly patted Jiang Yang's hand off, and cursed angrily:

"Little bastard, what about the style? Is it clothes for Aunt Qing?"

Then, with a smile on his face, he turned and went to the kitchen.

Jiang Yang smiled and followed.

Patting the hand wrapped around his waist, Leng Qingge reproached angrily:

"Come here to smoke oil?"

Jiang Yang squinted his eyes half-closed, his expression quite happy.

"Aren't you afraid that Aunt Qing will eat it~ I have to supervise you."

Hearing this, Leng Qingge shook his head helplessly, seeing Jiang Yang staring at the ribs just out of the pan.

She picked up a piece with a shovel, opened her red lips slightly, and blew it to cool it gently, before pinching it with her jade fingers and bringing it to Jiang Yang's mouth.

"Little greedy cat, eat"

At this moment, Aunt Qing's beautiful eyes were full of smiles.

Jiang Yang took a bite of the ribs and jade fingers together.

"It smells so good, Aunt Qing's cooking skills are getting better and better."

Jiang Yang puffed his mouth and praised with a smile.

Hearing this, Aunt Qing rolled her eyes at him and scolded him with a smile:

"Little thing, let go."

Jiang Yang chuckled, bit the white tender jade finger lightly, and then gently opened his mouth and let go.

With the help of Jiang Yang.

This meal took longer than usual.

It made Aunt Qing furious.

Finally kicked him out of the kitchen.

After eating, Aunt Qing gently massaged Jiang Yang's sore arm, seeing him moaning in pain from time to time.

Aunt Qing was both distressed and funny.

"After seeing you, do you still dare to go racing~"

Jiang Yang shook his head with a bitter face, then looked at Aunt Qing resentfully.

Although drag racing aggravated the injury.

But obviously his hand was injured in the first place because he was helping Aunt Qing to extinguish the little flame.

I understand Jiang Yang's eyes.

Leng Qingge lightly exerted force on his shameful and angry hands, causing Jiang Yang to beg for mercy in pain.

"Are you still talking like this? Did you see the test results of the smart health instrument just now?"

"They all have muscle strains, and they will go to the hospital by themselves tomorrow.

Leng Qingge said angrily.

This guy really doesn't love himself.

Knowing that he was in the wrong, Jiang Yang hurriedly nodded honestly.

After Aunt Qing finished relaxing for him, Jiang Yang gently hugged Aunt Qing who was lying on the sofa watching a drama.

"Aunt Qing, your rewards have been stopped for several days."

Deserted song: "..."

Seeing that his hands were still trembling with pain, he was still thinking about rewards.

Leng Qingge really laughed angrily.

With a pretty face and a cold tone, she refused in a blunt manner.

"No!"

Jiang Yang was speechless, if he hadn't lost his hand, he would have made Aunt Qing realize his mistake.

"Aunt Qing, look at my hand, for whom did it hurt like this?"

Looking back at Jiang Yang's pitiful appearance.

Leng Qingge gritted his teeth in hatred, pinched his cheek angrily, and cursed with an angry smile:

"You...you, you know that Aunt Qing is soft-hearted, don't you?"

Hearing this, Jiang Yang immediately smiled and nodded.

Aunt Qing agreed.

The two of them just kept quiet, watching an unknown episode.

Until the night darkened.

The biological clock is kicking in.

Leng Qingge yawned and stood up, seeing Jiang Yang looking at him expectantly.

She angrily raised her jade feet and kicked him lightly.

Turn around gracefully, ready to take a shower and sleep.

Looking at Aunt Qing's mature and plump back, Jiang Yang laughed out loud, and then slipped back to his room.

Take a quick shower.

at the same time.

The suburban racetrack is brightly lit at the moment.

In the afternoon, the fleet of speeding cars drove through the downtown area, bringing about a lot of discussion about terror.

At this moment, it is exerting its power.

Driven by Deep Space Corporation and Nebula Corporation.

Soon, many anchors rushed to the racetrack.

"Brothers, get accurate information, the convoy that exploded this afternoon, test drive here!"

"Ten minutes later, there will be a competition! Everyone, go and watch!"

One anchor after another.

Bring the heat up completely.

And as those rich second generations posted photos of themselves and Feiche on their blogs.

The message was confirmed.

Countless viewers found those extremely cool sets of cars in the live broadcast room.

In the arena, what kind of demeanor is it?

After a tense wait.

Soon, three domineering speeding cars appeared on the track.

Judge, Soul Hunter, Earl of Night.

Three flying cars came out.

Immediately, there was a burst of exclamation, and the tourists who came here admiringly shouted excitedly at this moment.

"Fuck, it's from the team in the afternoon!"

"It's a worthwhile trip, it's so handsome, but I don't know, how is the performance?"

"With such a domineering appearance, what performance do you need? It's over if you're handsome."

In the cheers of the audience.

The rich second generations all had smiles on their faces.

"Guys, show these guys!"

"It's so cool!"

"Haha, okay, then I won't hold back!"

The three looked at each other and smiled.

Rumble!

The violent roar of the engine directly resounded throughout the entire racing car.

For the convenience of display, this time, instead of running on a mountain road, it is in a circular runway.

D!

There was an ear-piercing grinding sound.

There were only three speeding cars, as if they were flying, they suddenly turned into three bolts of lightning.

Straight to the extreme.

In order to show the effect, after obtaining the permission of the deep space.

The engineers adjusted the limiter to 400 kilometers.

This is not the limit speed.

It's because it's not serious racing at all.

At this moment, the arena roared.

Suddenly, the Earl of Dark Night, who was running at the forefront, had a hole in his tail, and several steel pipes rolled to the ground and splashed.

click.

The two flying cars in the back rolled over the arena with a bang.

This scene stunned all the audience.

Is this a race car, or a murder?

At a speed of hundreds of kilometers per hour, doing so is simply intentional killing.

Before the audience raged, they called the police.

The next moment, they were dumbfounded.

With the help of the mechanical arm, the two racing cars that had rolled off the track unexpectedly 'stand' up again.

boom!

The engine roared again.

The two speeding cars rushed into the track again unscathed.

Dumbfounded!

Stupid!

This is the unanimous feeling of all the audience and netizens.

How the hell didn't the car crash?!

In such a serious accident, how could he stand up and fight again?

It's outrageous!!

But at this moment in the arena, the three speeding cars seemed to have burst into flames.

Various props, nitrogen acceleration...

Simply dazzling.

Bang bang.

Almost every time I ran a lap, there was a speeding car, because I was tripped by my opponent.

And it hit the guardrail and rushed out of the track.

This scene of raw violence.

It directly detonated the most secret emotions in everyone's heart.

The audience shouted hoarsely.

"I wipe it, fuck him!"

"Rush! Rush over!"

"It's so violent

So cool!"

"Use props!! Accelerate! Accelerate!!"

The shouts that resounded through the sky made every audience's blood boil.

Under the guidance of this atmosphere.

The audience in the live broadcast room was also subconsciously immersed in it.

This kind of unprecedented competition is simply too crazy.

Raw violence factor.

People will involuntarily immerse and roar...

The scene of the speeding car chaos was recorded by countless netizens and posted to various websites.

Not long after.

The popularity of the whole network exploded directly.

The visual impact of this brand new racing car is too strong.

And with starship-class materials, top-notch shockproof equipment, and the blessing of AI.

Even with such a violent impact.

It still won't cause serious injury.

When people saw, the three riders walked down safely with trembling legs.

The applause was even more thunderous, and the cheers almost resounded through the sky.

"Which company's technology is this? It's amazing 017!"

"With such a severe super-high-speed collision, not only the car is fine, but even the driver is fine.

"It's not entirely true. Two people almost vomited out their overnight meal."

"It seems to be a trademark of the Deep Space Corporation?"

"Damn, no wonder it's so powerful. It's a dimensionality reduction blow for those who engage in starships to build cars!"

"Cow! The cow has gone to heaven!"

"How did deep space suddenly get involved in the racing industry?"

Among the speculations of countless netizens.

Soon Deep Space Corporation and Nebula jointly issued a statement.

"Happy cooperation @星云."

"Happy cooperation @deep space.

Immediately afterwards, Nebula took advantage of the situation and issued an announcement directly.

"Hi fans and friends, the new game "Interstellar Speeder" developed by us and Deep Space Corporation will be released soon, so stay tuned."

This afternoon, the game department has uploaded the information to the entertainment alliance.

Will be approved shortly.

Now is a good time to promote it.

The hype surrounding "Star Trek" is in full swing.

At this moment, Jiang Yang is also in dire straits, and his whole body is tense to the extreme.

After a long time, he exhaled lightly.

I just forcibly used a pair of useless hands, and now it's starting to hurt.

However, he didn't care.

And Aunt Qing gave him a bitter look, stood up, raised her jade feet and stepped on him a few times.

Jiang Yang hummed, not as knowledgeable as Aunt Qing.

After Aunt Qing left in a panic, Jiang Yang turned on the wall lamp, and the room was suddenly dark, filled with soft and dim lights.

Jiang Yang's whole person was a little sluggish.

He looked at the wet little footprints on his legs speechlessly.

boom!

There was a loud slam of the door, and Jiang Yang was startled.

Well, Aunt Qing should be quite ashamed now.

Jiang Yang honestly turned off the light.

When Jiang Yang fell asleep in a daze.

Leng Qingge was still washing clothes.

The dirty clothes were soaked in hot water for a while, and the smell in the whole washroom suddenly changed.

…………….

Leng Qingge slightly frowned, and softly snorted.

Then sit on the stool, wash the slender feet with hot water, and clean all the dirty things.

In my mind, thoughts are very complicated.

Leng Qingge was really curious, what did Sister Xue use to feed this little monster?

Yawning, he washed his clothes and hung them to dry.

Leng Qingge stretched his waist, returned to the bedroom, and lay comfortably under the blanket.

Listening to the soft snoring, Leng Qingge chuckled helplessly.

Holding Ruyu's cheeks with her hands, Aunt Qing quietly looked at Jiang Yang.

The room was very dark, with poor vision, Aunt Qing sighed softly, and reached out to gently pinch the tip of his nose.

With a bit of annoyance, he said:

"Little thing, are you honest now?"

The next moment, she leaned forward slightly, kissed Jiang Yang's lips lightly, and fell asleep with a smile all over her face. .