I'm numb, Kakashi Obito is reborn and gives me a pair of Kamui

As expected, a piece of breaking news appeared the next day.

Tsunade and Jiraiya, two of the Sannin, fell in love, and later there were various versions. The most outrageous thing was that the two had gotten married and had children outside the village, and Kato Shizune was actually their child.

Bang, a table was smashed to pieces. Shizune was holding Dodo next to her and shivering. This was already the third table Tsunade-sama smashed today.。

“That bastard Jiraiya caused my Feng Ping to be harmed. "

Shizune complained secretly beside her, "Tsunade-sama, your reputation is too good to be harmed."。

“We were having a good time drinking. Why did he come here? Now we are fine. People are spreading rumors about our relationship outside.。”

“Shizune, go out and inform everyone in the hospital that I don’t want a single word about this matter to appear within my jurisdiction.。”

“Got it, Tsunade-sama. "

Shizune breathed a sigh of relief and quickly left the principal's office. She felt that it would be better to stay away from Tsunade-sama in the past two days.

Thinking of what happened when she woke up this morning, she had a headache.

That bastard Jiraiya made herself responsible for him, she She can't remember what she said yesterday. She was very unhappy to see the resentful look on his face and the winking look on his face.

When the two of them went out to have breakfast, she heard the rumors in the village and looked at Jiraiya's look at me. He looked like he was right, so he couldn't help but beat him up.

A new patient was admitted to Kakashi's ward today, and he looked like he was an old acquaintance.。

“Jiraiya-sama, it's quite tragic. Several ribs are broken.。”

“Haha, what a coincidence, Kakashi, minor injury, minor injury, it will be fine in a few days, what kind of body does this sage have? "

Looking at Jiraiya with a bruised nose and swollen eyes and wearing a cast, Kakashi was speechless.。

“You were beaten by Tsunade-sama, right?。”

“Ah, how do you know. "

Jiraiya who spilled the beans quickly denied it.。

“No, no, no, it's a competition, you know, Tsunade didn't stop. "

But seeing Kakashi not believing it at all, he stopped being so stubborn.。

“You're a liar. She clearly said she liked me when she was drunk last night, but she still refuses to admit it today. She can't convince me, but she actually takes action. "

Looking at the childish Jiraiya, Kakashi sighed deeply。

“You also said that you said it when you were drunk. Don't say whether Tsunade-sama still remembers it. Even if she remembers it, she won't admit it.。”

“That makes sense. I've always thought you're a genius when it comes to relationships.。”

“Minato's disciples are roughly equal to my disciples. If the teacher is busy, you can't help but help him.。”

“Come on, give me an idea. "

Kakashi spread his hands and shook his head.。

“No idea, no method。”

“Sincerity is always the surefire weapon, and I think you have done a good job over the years. Otherwise, Tsunade-sama wouldn’t reveal her true feelings while drunk.。”

“You also know what happened to Tsunade-sama. It's not easy since her heart is already loose.。”

“If that person is still there, you can still compete fairly with him, but the other person has become an opponent you cannot defeat.。”

“So, you either give up, Tsunade-sama, or continue to wait.。”

“Companionship is the longest confession of love. "

Jiraiya fell silent as he listened. After a long time, his thoughts returned and he smiled bitterly.。

“Sometimes I feel that you are not like a 12-year-old child. Your thinking and speaking style are straight to the heart. I would doubt that I have been talking to an adult.。”

“I heard from Tsunade that your physical condition is unbearable for any ninja, but I don't feel any negative emotions such as anxiety or depression in you. "

Jiraiya recalled how much effort he had put into when he was practicing at Mount Myoboku and how many times he failed before he could reach Kakashi's current state of mind. When he had time, he went to Mount Myoboku and asked if there was any way to help

this child recover. .With such good qualifications, it’s a pity not to become an immortal.

The topic changed really quickly. As expected of Jiraiya, his spiritual sense is quite keen. It’s a pity that he could never imagine that his soul comes from another world.。

“Maybe because my father passed away relatively early and I had no one to rely on, I became sensible earlier and my way of thinking is closer to that of an adult.。”

“As for whether I can practice cultivation in the future, I believe there will be a way to solve it, so there is no need to worry about it. "

Jiraiya thought of the report he saw in the old man's office, and became more and more certain that Kakashi was the prophesied son he had been looking for for many years to bring peace to the ninja world. Nohara Rin's voice suddenly came from outside the door

.。

“Tsunade-sama, are you here to visit Kakashi?”

“Well, let's go in together. "

Hearing that Tsunade was about to come in, Jiraiya suddenly started wailing.。

“It hurts, oh, it hurts so much. Doctor, please help me. My broken ribs are starting to hurt again. "

As soon as Tsunade walked in, she saw that idiot playing tricks on the bed, rolling around like a caterpillar.

Now that she knows it hurts, why didn't she scream just now? She actually thought of coming to see this idiot, and it hurt Jiraiya today. The trace of guilt caused by being hospitalized has disappeared.

She stood at the door for a while, and she didn't mean not to go in. Who asked the two to discuss her, and she wanted to listen out of curiosity. After listening,

she turned gloomy, A frightening aura emanated from her whole body.

Tsunade crossed her fingers and her joints made a sound like exploding beans.。

“No need to call, I am the doctor and I will give you a good treatment.。”

“Don't come over here, ah. "

Lin glanced at Kakashi, who spread his hands helplessly, saying that he couldn't help. He had already noticed Tsunade's arrival because of his strong mental strength. He deliberately said those words to Tsunade, and mourned three days of silence for Jiraiya. Seconds.

After a burst of screams, Tsunade successfully healed Jiraiya's ribs and told him to get out of the hospital immediately.。

“Lin, can you avoid it? Kakashi and I have something to say.。”

“Okay, Tsunade-sama, the rice for Kakashi happened to be a little cold, I'm going to heat it up. "

After Lin left, Tsunade immediately lowered her face.。

“What do you want to do? What's going on between me and Jiraiya?���A brat like you can get involved。”

“Also, don't discuss those two people's affairs in such a casual tone. This is the first and last time, otherwise, I will be rude to you. "

This was the first time that Kakashi felt the pressure from the three ninjas. Tsunade, who was touched by the taboo in her heart, no longer looked like she usually didn't care about anything. She coldly gave Kakashi the harshest words. Warning.

A lot of time was wasted. If he continues to lie down like this, nothing will change. The dream he experienced on the battlefield may come true. So

he is ready to take the risk and wants Orochimaru to help him transplant Hashirama cells. There are certain risks in the transplantation process, but I have a kaleidoscope and strong spiritual energy. Under balance, I may not be in trouble. The

most dangerous part in this link is the cold Lord Orochimaru.

This is a real world, and he is not He will underestimate the evil of human nature. All negotiations are based on the equal strength of both parties. Having

lost all his strength, he foolishly goes to Orochimaru, which is asking for death. He has no doubt that he will become the material of the other party's experiment. .

People will be at a loss when they ask for something. He plans to make a deal with Tsunade. When the time comes, he will need Tsunade to help him keep an eye on Orochimaru's transplantation process.。

“Tsunade-sama, what if I can resurrect them?。”

“What are you talking about? Stop joking. "

Tsunade picked up Kakashi on the hospital bed and glared at him.