I’m on the Road To Probation Paranoia

"What did you say?" Bai Han heard it wrong at first, and subconsciously repeated, "What about you?"

"Bai Han!" Du Ruanlan smiled, but the tension in her eyes was clearly visible, she asked again seriously, "I like you, if you want to fall in love, What do you think about me?"

After a pause, she said, "Let's try."

Bai Han was startled, and suddenly began to hiccup.

"?" Du Ruanlan poured her a glass of water, "Did I scare you?"

Indeed, and very frightened, Bai Han still hasn't recovered, and kept hiccups.

She didn't take the water, but swallowed hard.

Du Ruanlan kept looking at her affectionately when she spoke, the deep affection in her eyes was like melted chocolate syrup, almost spreading out, staring at Bai Han's scalp tingling.

She said quietly: "You, don't you have someone you like?"

Du Ruanlan asked: "Bai Han, are you really stupid or fake?"

Bai Han hesitated: "Who are you..."

"Yes." Du Ruanlan nodded, "I was talking about you earlier."

"!" Without seeing it at all, Bai Han began to wonder if she was really stupid. She racked her brains in retrospect, trying to find some clues from the relationship between the two to prove Du Ruanlan I like myself, but in the end I came to the conclusion that Du Ruanlan really takes care of herself, and she enjoys the care of the other party like a mentally retarded person.

Thinking out of your own perspective, the two are indeed very much like couples to a certain extent.

But...isn't this because Du Ruan Lan is a good person?

Inappropriate! Can't agree!

This was the answer that jumped into Bai Han's head for the first time.

She had to have a reason to refuse, but after thinking about it for a long time, she couldn't think of why she thought it couldn't work, and what was wrong with the two of them.

It's like only a good student knows exactly which section he doesn't understand and can check for omissions, but poor students... don't even know which one he can't-because, it is very likely that Not all.

Therefore, it is impossible to tell where the two are inharmonious together, and it is most likely because the two have no place to meet each other.

Bai Han even began to suspect that today was April Fool's Day, and Du Ruanlan was just making a joke with himself, but he was entangled in this amorously.

She scratched her face and smiled dryly: "Are you kidding? Hahaha..."

The smile was stiff on her face, and Du Ruanlan slowly narrowed her eyes.

"..." Bai Han's scalp was numb from Du Ruanlan's sharp gaze, and he felt in a trance that he was just a fluttering moth hitting the spider's web. He watched the big spider approaching step by step. She felt that in the next second her tentacles were going to pierce her own skin, sucking up her blood and devouring her flesh and blood.

Bai Han shuddered unconsciously, licked his dry lips, and lowered his head.

Du Ruan Lan said: "You think I'm joking?"

Yes, is it possible that you still really like me?

What do you like about me? Like I'm an idiot? Do you like me being inferior and cowardly, or do you like me not being good at communication, or do I often cause trouble to others?

Of course, Du Ruanlan has a deep understanding of this other person.

Du Ruanlan who fully understands himself and what kind of virtue he is, how could he fall in love with himself? Is she a fool?

But Du Ruanlan said: "Bai Han, you can dislike me or even reject me, but you can't question my liking for you, I'm the kind of person who jokes about life's major events. person?"

You are not, but it is not unusual for a brokenhearted person to do anything.

Bai Han guessed that the person Du Ruanlan really likes may have other likes.

Du Ruanlan, who was rejected, was hit the hardest in her life. Her heart was hurt and her mentality was unstable. When her psychological defense line collapsed the most, she thought that it would be good to spend a lifetime with a "trash" like herself. At least in this relationship, she's in a dominant position and can call it quits at any time.

And Bai Han, as the weaker party in this relationship, others see her as her ancestral grave, and she has spent her whole life with the blessings she cultivated in her previous life. How can she be qualified to say no.

Such an excellent person looks up to her, but she did not feel flattered at the first time and agreed with sincerity, but pretended to refuse.

If it spreads out, it is not necessary to be laughed at, saying that it is not good or bad,

But it is impossible to agree, Bai Han is not so ignorant of current affairs, she knows that Du Ruanlan is just impulsive, if she really agrees, it will cause great harm to the other party troubles.

When she figured it out, she would regret being so impulsive in the first place, and then worry about how to explain it to herself.

When the time comes, I will be happy and happy, and the one who hurts the most is myself.

If you don't want to be disappointed, you don't want to lose, you shouldn't have hope, you shouldn't get it in the first place.

"But..." Bai Han couldn't think of a good reason to refuse, the gap between the two was too great, but whenever the words of refusal came out of his own mouth, there was always a kind of desire to be independent The taste of the white lotus **** that caught the attention of the boss.

"But what?" Du Ruanlan asked.

"It's too sudden." Bai Han took a deep breath, plucked up the courage to look up at Du Ruanlan's dark and deep eyes, and said word by word, "Give me some time, let me digest it. okay?"

, leaving her enough time and opportunity to regret it.

Du Ruanlan stared at her without blinking, her eyes were calm, but it was like the tranquility before the storm.

The disdain and mixed emotions made people a little incomprehensible, Bai Han felt that she must be thinking in her heart, what to pretend to be, she must be refusing and welcoming, it's okay, anyway, she will take the bait in two days.

Fortunately, no matter how Du Ruanlan thought that she didn't know what was right or wrong, she didn't say it out of face, nor did she forcefully investigate the in-depth reason for Bai Han's refusal, but slowly Nodding: "Okay."

Bai Han breathed a sigh of relief.

But then I heard Du Ruanlan ask: "How long will it take? One day? Two days, or three days?"

"?" Bai Han stared at her in astonishment.

Du Ruanlan said: "If you ask me to wait, you must give me a time limit. Even if the court imposes a death sentence, you must state the date of execution."

It takes a lifetime, and you will regret it at any time during this period.

But it was too obvious to say, Bai Han pursed his lips: "I, I will do it as soon as possible."

Perhaps seeing that Bai Han was at a loss, Du Ruanlan no longer asked for the specific deadline, but said, "Then I will wait for you."

No, waiting for my answer.

While they sound similar, they mean very different things.

Bai Han complained inwardly, but nodded obediently.

…

I don't know if it's because Bai Han realized it later, or because the way they get along has really changed.

Since Du Ruanlan confessed, Bai Han felt that his life had been completely invaded by Du Ruanlan invisibly. There was Du Ruanlan's shadow in every aspect of big things and small matters.

fell asleep.

Wait until after ten o'clock to eleven o'clock to wake up again, and then explained to her embarrassedly that she accidentally fell asleep again.

Although Du Ruanlan goes to work, she always responds in seconds. Bai Han once wondered if she was looking at her phone all the time.

Du Ruanlan sent an emoticon that touched her head and said, "I stayed up all night again last night? Are you still sleepy?"

As long as she is on vacation, Bai Han's work and rest are very disordered.

She replied, "It's okay, not sleepy."

The other side quickly replied: "I ordered millet and pumpkin porridge from the porridge shop you often eat, and it will be there in about twenty minutes."

Bai Han originally wanted to stay in bed again, but when she thought that it would be impossible to get the express delivery in 20 minutes, the millet and pumpkin porridge was of course the most delicious and comfortable to drink.

She replied, "Okay, thank you."

Du Ruanlan, who is separated by the network cable, is much more playful and lively than her in life, and many expressions that she cannot make can be expressed with emojis.

Du Ruan Lan: "Touch your head.JPG"

Looking at the cute bear emoji, Bai Han really didn't know how to reply next, after thinking about it, he downloaded several series of emojis, and picked a blushing emoji to return past.

Bai Han exhaled, as if he had accomplished some arduous task.

Looking at the sign that the other party was typing, afraid of what the other party would say, Bai Han hurriedly typed: "I'm going to wash first."

Du Ruanlan: "Okay, you go."

Du Ruanlan: "Be good."

“…” Bai Han stared at the screen for a while, felt a little tired, took a deep breath and got up.

She quickly washed her face, brushed her teeth, changed clothes, and was wiping Dabao SOD honey when the doorbell rang.

"!" Bai Han looked at the bag full of food, and felt that it was very different from what Du Ruanlan said I ordered a bowl of porridge for you.

The pocket was so heavy that Bai Han could barely lift it, and it took a lot of effort to transport it from the door to the table.

Bai Han pulled off the receipts: millet pumpkin porridge X1, shrimp steamed dumplings 1 cage, leek pork dumplings X1, and two peas for siomai.

As soon as I sat down, the phone vibrated, and I guessed it was Du Ruanlan without looking at Bai Han.

Sure enough, Du Ruanlan asked, "Have you eaten enough? Is it enough?"

Enough? Bai Han looked at the full table and thought that Du Ruanlan was not raising pigs? She had such a good appetite that she ate such a large table.

Bai Han hurriedly replied: "Enough is enough, there is too much, I can't eat it at all."

Du Ruanlan: "Not much, it's all your favorite."

You don't need to eat all the food you like at one time. Bai Han complained in his heart, but he also knew that the other party was kind and replied, "Mmmm, it's what I like to eat, thank you."

I felt it was too official when I sent it over, so I called up the emoji I just downloaded, and clicked the one that bowed and said thank you, and I was satisfied.

The other party came back quickly: "Be good, eat quickly, it won't taste good when it's cold."

Bai Han: "Then I'll eat first."

After putting down the phone, just took out the plastic spoon, the message came again: "Well, don't use the disposable plastic spoon in the store, it's not healthy, use the one at home."

I’ve ordered takeout, isn’t it better to throw away the **** at one time? An extra pair of chopsticks?

But people are also concerned about themselves, Bai Han replied: "Okay." But in fact, his **** did not leave his seat at all, so he picked up the plastic spoon and chopsticks and took a big mouthful.

Even if it was breakfast and lunch together, the amount was a bit large. Bai Han tried hard and only destroyed half of it, so he didn't want to eat it.

Actually, before eating, the phone vibrated, but Bai Han was used to reading novels while eating, so he didn't bother to switch back to the WeChat interface, so he didn't reply.

In ten minutes, the phone vibrated several times, all of which belonged to Du Ruanlan.

Du Ruanlan: "I didn't let her put sugar in the porridge."

Du Ruanlan: "Have you finished eating yet?"

Du Ruanlan: "I don't want to work, I miss you."

Bai Han: "..." I didn't know how to reply at all, so I paused and said, "It's finished, it's delicious."

Bai Han: "I eat a little slow."

Are you not working hard because of your high position? As soon as the news was sent, there was an immediate reply: "You eat a little slowly, but it's right to chew slowly, it's good for your health."

Bai Han sent a haha ​​emoticon: "It's just too much, there are still some left."

Du Ruanlan: "If you can't eat it, don't eat it."

Du Ruanlan: "Recently there is a new movie, I heard that it is good, do you want to watch it tonight?"

Night? Bai Han wanted to be paralyzed at home and read novels.

But the other party has sent out invitations, and it seems too shameful not to go.

Bai Han hesitated and asked, "What movie."

The name was sent quickly, and it was the most popular family love movie that made people cry. Bai Han replied "good".

Du Ruanlan: "At four o'clock in the afternoon, I'll come pick you up, go to dinner first, then go to the movies."

Bai Han: "No, tell me the address and I'll find you."

Du Ruanlan: "Be good."

Then another message came: "I'm chasing you, give me a chance to perform well."

One sentence completely blocked Bai Han's reason for rejecting, she pursed her lips: "Okay."

Since that day, Du Ruanlan has completely started the mode of crazy pursuit.

No need to mention after get off work, I knock on Bai Han's door on time every day to report, and I am not idle during work hours.

She will reply in seconds, and naturally she hopes Bai Han will reply in seconds.

But Bai Han is a person with a slight social impairment. Unless he wants someone to talk to when he is too lonely, he enjoys the freedom and comfort of a person most of the time.

So every time she receives news from Du Ruanlan, she has a sense of tension and compulsion to be assigned tasks by the leader. She often doesn't know how to reply to the other party. Then I'm going to take a shower.

Although I still have to reply to Du Ruanlan's message afterwards, but at least I can have half an hour to an hour of clean time, it feels like I have earned it.

…

In the afternoon, Bai Han walked in from the gate of the community wearing slippers and brushing Zhihu.

She had something wrong with her intuition. She raised her head to meet a pair of awe-inspiring eyes, and it was Du Ruanlan.

Bai Han was startled, and the phone almost flew out.

Du Ruanlan came over and rubbed her head: "How come back from outside?"

"Buy something." Bai Han gestured to the schoolbag behind her, "Didn't you say four o'clock in the afternoon? Now..." She glanced at her phone, "It's less than three o'clock."

"I missed you and didn't want to work, so I came here early. What, don't want to see me?" Du Ruanlan pinched her face, "Don't you miss me?"

I don't want to, I don't know what to think about, Bai Han complained in his heart, of course he didn't dare to show it on the face.

Du Ruanlan took her hand, intertwined her fingers, and picked up her bag: "Shen Shen, shall I come?"

Bai Han: "No no no, no need, it's just a schoolbag, how heavy."

Du Ruanlan didn't want to come over, so regretfully gave up: "What did you buy? Why didn't you tell me to go to the supermarket?"

"Huh?" Should I report to a supermarket? Thinking that Du Ruanlan seemed to really tell Bai Han no matter what she did, she pursed her lips and explained, "I'm on my period, and I don't have any sanitary napkins at home, so I went out and bought two packs, just in the neighborhood supermarket. I didn't say anything because I thought it wasn't too far away."

"I don't want to know your whereabouts, I just want you to share something with me." Du Ruanlan took her upstairs and asked with concern, "Is it hard to come on a period? Do you want to go to the movies then?"

Bai Han is normal and will be uncomfortable, but not to an unbearable level. She shook her head: "It's alright, the tickets are all sold out, and you're here too, so let's go."

But Du Ruanlan refused, she said: "Every time you come here, Auntie is pale and weak, as if she is collapsed. She is not resting at home at this time, and she is running to see what Movies, am I that inhumane?"

"Is there?" Bai Han was stunned for a moment, then said with a smile, "You are too exaggerated, I don't even think so."

"Why not!" Du Ruanlan forcibly took the schoolbag, "You are not feeling well, I will carry it for you, you can watch the movie next time."

"I really..." I really don't need to make a fuss, but Du Ruanlan glared back before Bai Han could say anything, immediately shut his mouth, and was led upstairs obediently.

When I got home, it was just a period, but Du Ruanlan pushed her to sit on the sofa as if Bai Han had just given birth, poured hot water first, and then went into the kitchen: "I remember that I bought **** before. I didn't eat it in the afternoon. I made a **** juice bumper pad to cushion my stomach before meals."

Bai Han was holding a hot water cup. For the first time in her own home, she felt a little overwhelmed. She felt that Du Ruanlan was a little exaggerated, but she was also good for her. If she refused, she seemed too clueless. .

Bai Han hesitated and asked, "A movie ticket?"

Du Ruanlan sticks out a head: "You don't need to worry, I'll just retire later, fortunately I'm here, I can take care of you, okay, you do your own thing, Do not bother me."

Bai Han doesn't know how other people fall in love, but it's obvious that Du Ruanlan has used too much force. Bai Han, who already feels overburdened, looks at the direction of the kitchen and hesitates. He lowered his head and enjoyed Du Ruanlan's short free time in the kitchen and alone in the living room where he didn't need to be forced to send messages.

If dating is so... troublesome, Bai Han feels that she is probably not suitable for this activity.

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 bard;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: I am so cute 20 bottles; Watermelon Taro 6 bottles; Asaki 3 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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