I’m Picking Up Pieces in PUBG

010. Rich woman happy ball?

I bought a sirloin rice bowl for 18 yuan at a supper outside. Jiang Siming, who was planning to go home, found a large billboard posted outside when he passed an office area.

It says [4AM PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds Recruitment] in large characters, and below is some recruitment information:

Over 18 years old,

The game time is 2000 hours+,

Above KDA4.0,

Average damage per game is more than 500+,

Requires Asia server score of 3000 or more, other servers of 4000 or more

No bad habits, obey arrangements, good health,

Sniper talents are preferred.

Monthly salary of 50,000+, including board and lodging, competition bonuses, and season dividends are not included.

Seeing this recruitment message, Jiang Siming felt itchy.

This condition is also very good, with a monthly salary of 50,000 yuan, including board and lodging.

But think about it, it seems that I haven't reached the opponent's standard.

His account did not last more than a hundred hours of game play, and his score was only 1200 points, let alone KDA and average injury.

The pits dug in the front are too big, even if I ate a lot of chickens in the past two days, these data still haven't risen much.

It's not up to the requirements at all, and after joining the team, you have to train with the players every day. The schedule cannot be arranged freely, which is equivalent to the whole person having to follow the team's command.

Jiang Siming, who had just left the sea of ​​work, did not want to be controlled by others for the time being, so he glanced around and left.

When he got home, Jiang Siming pulled the sirloin rice clean, and took a bath after he was full. Just about to play a game, he knocked on the door.

When I opened the door, it was the landlord's aunt.

"Sister Luo, what's the matter?" Jiang Siming asked, frowning.

Sister Luo is his landlord, but Jiang Siming doesn't like this person. He is too snobbish, stingy, and unkind.

Sister Luo saw Jiang Siming for the first time, her eyes were about to fall off, a pair of abalone eyes kept looking at Jiang Siming, and she also gave out a rippling smile.

"Xiao Jiang, sister is here to see you and tell you two things by the way."

"Let's talk, listen." Jiang Siming was expressionless, his body stuck to the door, and he didn't intend to let her in.

Sister Luo didn’t feel annoyed. She squinted Jiang Siming several times and smiled and said, “First, a tenant will come over tomorrow. You’d better put the things in the living room together. Give the new tenant a good impression."

Sister Luo’s house is divided into two rooms and one living room. Jiang Siming only rented one. The original owner was a very honest couple, but they moved out last month. This room has been vacant.

"Sister Luo, it's okay to bring tenants here, but we said before, don't bring strange and unclean people over to live."

Jiang Siming had something to say straight, he didn't want his roommate to be a sloppy ghost, or some disgusting professional worker, such as a lady, a gambling ghost, a young underworld, etc., if so, he would immediately move away.

The last husband and wife tenant Jiang Siming was quite satisfied. The other party loves hygiene, and the people are good, except for the sound of *** at night.

Sister Luo laughed and said: "Don't worry, Xiao Jiang, this time she is a girl, but she is clean and beautiful, and I can't rest assured that my house will live in some messy people."

"That's good, what about another thing?"

"The other thing is that your rent for this month is about to expire. See when you have time to pay it." Sister Luo grinned with a big mouth.

Although Jiang Siming didn't get angry, he didn't have any good impression of her.

He has lived here for more than a year, and every month Sister Luo comes to collect the landlord on time. She can't delay a moment, and will add money if she delays one day.

Once he was really tight and wanted to give the other party a two-day grace period, but at any rate the other party did not agree. In the end, Jiang Siming couldn't apply for a credit card before paying her the room.

Jiang Siming was planning to take the money, but Luo sister unexpectedly became "enlightened".

"In fact, Xiao Jiang, it doesn't matter if you have a tight hand. Sister can give you a few days of grace."

Before she finished speaking, she continued: "My sister has a sore waist and back pain in the past few days. If you go to my house and give my sister a massage, I won't add your money. What do you think?"

The legendary rich woman happy ball? Want to cultivate yourself into a little white face?

Hearing this, Jiang Siming turned his head into his room without saying a word, took out two thousand dollars, and patted it on the coffee table in the living room, then returned to the room and closed the door with a bang.

"Cut, shamelessly!"

Sister Luo snorted, took the money, twisted her bucket and left.

After driving away the annoying and disgusting landlord, Jiang Siming sat back at the computer desk, turned on PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, and continued his solo journey.

When entering the hall, Jiang Siming found that many people invited himself.

It was all unfamiliar IDs, and thought it was for advertising, Jiang Siming ignored it, and set to not allow others to invite him before clicking to activate the single row.

In the Shark live broadcast room, the relaunched little girl did not lose her daytime loss, changed back to a ‘smile’ face, and continued to chat about Dashan and play games with the water friends. ,

But every time she went back to the hall after death, she couldn't help checking whether Jiang Siming was online.

"He might stop playing today," Dai Xiaomei thought.

Forcibly resisting the depressed mood, he was about to resume the game, but saw the + sign behind Jiang Siming's ID light up again.

But after a while, it went dark again, and it showed that it was not inviteable.

My best friend also saw it, and when she saw that the little girl was going to be crooked again, she quickly calmed down.

"Damn, his ID is already known in Sharkman. Didn’t you read the post? Many people say that you want him to vent your anger, so there must be a lot of strangers to invite him, so he will not invite him. of."

When the little girl heard it, she felt that it made sense, so she had to pack up and continue the live broadcast.

Jiang Siming who entered the game became serious.

Now that this game has become his cradle for realizing his wishes and dreams, he can no longer treat it like other games.

Although there is no idea of ​​going to a professional team for the time being, Jiang Siming still hopes to put his own segment up. Maybe the probability of falling debris in high segments is also high.

This time the map is a small map, which is the new Sano map.

Jiang Siming looked around in the sky, and there were no fragments to refresh.

But he was not discouraged and flew towards the autistic city.

Autistic City is the scariest place in the small picture. On average, more than 20 people will be left behind. The blood level is comparable to that of an airport.

Because many people jumped there and fell into a box, or were ambushed by Lao Yinbi, everyone named it Autism City. Whoever jumps is autistic.

When pulling the umbrella, Jiang Siming found that his technique of pulling the umbrella was really too good, everyone else had already landed, and he was still in the sky.

Although I really wanted to go to the largest room in the center to get a gun, I got the gun there quickly, and I went to send it.

There was no way, so he had to retreat, and Jiang Siming jumped into the deep ditch outside the house.

Parachuting is slow, and the game is half lost.

Jiang Siming sighed, thinking that he had time to go to Baidu for skydiving skills, otherwise Sora had a martial arts skill.

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PS: Regarding the questions raised in the book review section, Sake does not want to reply, but the Sake account seems to have a bug in the backstage and is actively communicating with the website.

In order to answer your questions, I have to update another chapter and reply one by one at the end of the chapter.

There are few updates at the moment, because everything is accumulating and breaking out on the shelves. Don’t worry, friends. After the shelves, the four will keep the bottom and the fifth will be more frequent.

So I hope you guys can understand. If you have any comments, you can leave a message in the book review area. Sake will definitely give an explanation.