I’m Picking Up Pieces in PUBG

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Hulk wanted to take Jiang Siming away to his teammates.

But just as the car started, Jiang Siming jumped again.

When he wanted to turn around and hit someone, Jiang Siming went up again.

Repeatedly, the audience laughed.

Jiang Siming played with the VSG players like a monkey, but Hulk had nothing to do with the opponent.

The other two team members were far away from him and kept shouting to bring Jiang Siming back!

But Hulk feels bitter, he wants to take it too, but this guy is like a loach, as long as he starts the car, he will jump right away.

He knew that Jiang Siming's teammates should come here soon, and either leave or solve Jiang Siming quickly.

In a hurry, Hulk changed his mind and jumped out of the car to hammer Jiang Siming, because as long as a light punch, Jiang Siming would die.

He can't stop Jiang Siming from reacting, but he will subconsciously jump off the car, so he will undoubtedly die!

But the script was written, but Jiang Siming, the ‘actor’, did not follow the script at all.

After he jumped from the car, Jiang Siming quickly switched seats and got to the main driver.

Hulk was shocked and wanted to get in the car like Jiang Siming.

But Jiang Siming's driving skills didn't know what was going on. He just twisted his **** a few times and he couldn't click into the car.

In the end, Jiang Siming drove away from his line of sight, but also dropped his head and swooped toward him.

Hulk suddenly thought of a famous Chinese solstice saying: 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don’t bully the young and poor, I’m Xiao Yan...

Keke, ran away.

Hulk ran away, spiraling around the road, trying to avoid Jiang Siming's car.

But how could Jiang Siming, who possessed [Jedi car skills], be deceived by his small position.

There was even a difficult operation, the brakes flicked, and Hulk was knocked into flight with the car's butt.

Hulk fell to the ground in mourning, Jiang Siming didn't want to run over him, and a fragment fell.

"Pick up [Machine Sight Mastery] white fragments*1 (1/1). The fragments are full and can be used directly."

After Jiang Siming picked it up, he walked away.

Even the official commentary on the scene couldn't help but laugh.

"Oh, although I sympathize with the VSG players, I still want to praise Ming's handling. He is too calm and completely takes the situation in his hands."

"Yes, Hulk is still too impulsive, if he chooses to drive away, it would be fine, but maybe VSG hates Ming too much, haha."

The commentators laughed, not to mention the audience.

After this scene came out, it was made into a video by Chinese audiences.

Add a fun BGM, and the atmosphere of the two mentally retarded being played as monkeys will come out.

"Hahahaha, my stomach hurts when I laugh."

"The perfect crush on IQ."

"The VSG, who was dazzled by hatred, started the game with two fewer generals."

"VSG Captain: I am your father! Have fun!"

"Hulk: Blame me?"

...

Jiang Siming, who came back with two heads, was favored by Wei Shen and the others, with a mouthful of Jiang Ge Niu beep.

First aid kits and painkillers were all contributed to Jiang Siming, and guns and ammunition were all prepared.

Jiang Siming didn't even need to search. The 98k and scarl already prepared for him were placed under his feet.

The safety zone is refreshed. Not at the airport this time. Although it is a bit biased, the school is still in the circle for the time being.

The four of them still follow the idea of ​​the previous one and spread them out to clamp the edges.

But this one is a bit memorable and has never met anyone.

But there have been results from other places. This has given the North American tycoons out their heads and kept taking heads.

"Let's go, continue to cut the circle." Wei Shen led the team, and the four re-started to the newest safe zone.

When driving into a valley, Jiang Siming suddenly noticed the toilet above the valley from far away, and a shadow flashed by.

It all relied on the skill of [Fire Eyes and Golden Eyes] that Jiang Siming caught this tiny flaw.

Someone is hiding in the toilet!

Although I don't know how many, but someone is definitely there.

"Come with me. There are people in the toilet on the mountain. If they don't come out, we will have a Sao routine." Jiang Siming smirked.

Wei Shen and the others immediately turned the car around and followed it up the hill.

Soon four cars came to the side of the small toilet on the mountainside, and the people inside heard the sound of the four cars, shivering with fright and daring to come out.

At this time, Jiang Siming rammed the car directly into the door of the toilet, quickly jumped off the car, picked up the gun, and swept his car wildly.

Wei Shen and the others also followed up with the gun, and within two seconds, the car exploded.

The explosion also exploded the toilet door, revealing two wretched figures inside.

"Hahahaha, who is so unlucky?" Wei Shen laughed.

This routine was all thought of by Jiang Siming, it was too funny.

"Take a look first." Jiang Siming said and immediately hit the man in the toilet, and immediately fell down.

"The player [4am_ming] used the scarl assault rifle to knock down the player [VSG_Star]"

Seeing this person’s ID, 4am was full of joy. It’s really an enemy, and the grievance at the beginning seems to be understandable in this game.

"Go to the back of the toilet, don't confront him, thunder is thrown behind the toilet, hehe." Wei Shenyi smiled.

All four of them ran to the back of the toilet. The toilet had only one door. The door was blocked by Jiang Siming's car and the other party could not get out.

Jiang Siming threw the only burning bottle in his arms into the gap behind the toilet, bang!

For a while, flames rose in the toilet and the temperature rose sharply.

The two VSG players were incompetent and furious, shooting frantically, but they couldn't touch a hair at 4am.

In the end, the two were roasted alive in the toilet and suffered humiliation.

"Aren't we unfriendly like this?" Xiao Xing looked a bit humanitarian.

Jiang Siming smiled and said, "You saw them treat our Huaxia team 17 team before. When they used the pan to humiliate, would they think the same way as you?"

"Yes, there is nothing to be guilty about paying a tooth for a tooth." Wei Shen agreed.

If the toilet is from a team from another country, they would really not treat it this way, and would give the other side respect and kill it with a gun.

But since it's the Korean team, I'm sorry. The previous Korean team's various disgusting team formations are obvious to all.

The two died in the toilet, which is really a naked shame for the VSG and the entire Korean team.

All three Korean teams have been brutally abused by 4am, and VSG is considered the worst.

When they think about it, they all know what kind of anger baptism they will receive from fans after returning home, and Beethoven will even be treated.

"It seems that 4am is determined to have revenge with the South Korean team." Ying Hook nose explained, this is an intolerable shame for any team.

The beard didn't take it seriously, but stood at 4am and said:

"The game is going to be bloody, not friendly, you come and me. The Korean team used a pan to humiliate the 17 team before, 4am is considered to have a relationship, I don't think it is too much."

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