I’m Picking Up Pieces in PUBG

When I rushed to school, the school was over long ago, and Xiaoxiao was waiting bored at the school gate with her schoolbag on her back.

"Dad, you are too punctual, you are only twenty minutes late." Zhao Xiaoxiao complained when he saw Jiang Siming.

Jiang Siming smiled awkwardly and said: "Something happened on the road and it was delayed."

"Don't say you met Chevala stealing your car."

"Hey really!"

"Cut, I don't believe it, dad you are too good at making up."

After Zhao Xiaoxiao finished speaking, a pair of small long legs stepped onto the back of Jiang Siming's motorcycle, put on a helmet, and then lovingly hugged Jiang Siming's waist.

"Dad, how did you ride a motorcycle to pick me up today, it's so cool, it makes me look like the kind of bad girl who goes out with young people in society, hehe."

Zhao Xiaoxiao said with a smile, there is nothing wrong with being a bad girl with her father.

Jiang Siming was about to speak when a little boy suddenly ran over with a bunch of flowers.

"Student Zhao Xiaoxiao, I like you, can you be my girlfriend?"

This sudden confession was stunned for Jiang Siming.

Fuck, how old is this kid? Do you start chasing girls?

"Who is this?" Jiang Siming asked.

Zhao Xiaoxiao explained in a low voice: "It's a new transfer student from the next class, who transferred here yesterday. It's annoying and annoying for us to come to our class after class."

"Why don't the boys in this school bother you?" Jiang Siming asked suddenly curiously.

Zhao Xiaoxiao said of course: "I still need to ask, I was scared of being beaten."

"Then why don't you beat this person? Is it interesting to him?" Jiang Siming asked with a smile, but his heart was a little sour.

Jiang Siming pretended to be calm and calm. If his daughter suddenly likes a boy, it is normal to be jealous.

Well, calm and calm, brother is definitely not a ghost father, no, definitely not!

Zhao Xiaoxiao seemed to have heard it, and immediately smiled happily, and the little hand holding Jiang Siming's waist tightened.

"Dad, are you jealous?"

"You're nonsense, I'm afraid that you will learn badly. Such a small kid thinks about picking up girls every day, and it's not a good bird at first sight." Jiang Siming immediately taught a lesson.

"Okay, okay, don't worry, how could I like this kind of kid, I don't beat him because I have beaten a lot of classmates, our class teacher said, if I hear the news of my beating, give it to My mother called, I don't want her to talk about me again." Zhao Xiaoxiao explained.

After hearing this, Jiang Siming was suddenly inexplicably relieved.

"Then what do you plan to do?"

"It's not easy, I have 10,000 ways to reject boys."

After speaking, Zhao Xiaoxiao took out the lighter from Jiang Siming's pocket, stepped out of the car, and lit the boy's flower.

The little boy was so scared that he threw the flower away.

"If you show up in front of me again, I won't beat you and set you on fire!"

Zhao Xiaoxiao threatened the little boy fiercely.

"I...you...you won't, Zhao Xiaoxiao, I really like you..." The little boy mustered his courage.

Zhao Xiaoxiao chuckled, pretending to be really going to burn him, and set fire to his hair.

The little boy immediately yelled in fright.

"Cut, kid." Zhao Xiaoxiao smiled contemptuously, and stepped back on Jiang Siming's locomotive.

"Little boy, go back and cry with your mother, my old lady has a boyfriend long ago, see, this is, he is on the road, come to mess with me, he will always find seventeen or eight strong men to give You are blocking the school gate, right, dear?"

Zhao Xiaoxiao patted Jiang Siming on the shoulder.

Wearing a helmet, Jiang Siming looked at the boy very cooperatively, and said, "I remember him. I will call someone over in a few days."

The little boy was so scared that his face turned pale, crying and ran away.

"Hee hee, it's done, dad, let's get fat~" Zhao Xiaoxiao said triumphantly.

Jiang Siming sighed, feeling that he had just become a big wicked person, shattering the beautiful fantasy and youth of a little boy.

It's a bit...excited to think about it, hahaha, enjoyable!

I heard that the transfer kid was so scared that he dropped out of school the next day...

Jiang Siming also knows why Zhao Xiaoxiao is not chased after her at school.

Zhao Xiaoxiao told him that, on average, she would beat five male classmates from her school in one week.

She used to love to beat those boys, and now the strength of self-cultivation, Zhao Xiaoxiao beat them for all is handy.

Moreover, he could secretly engage in various pranks, scaring the male classmates, and ran away when they saw Zhao Xiaoxiao at school.

Of course, Zhao Xiaoxiao also said that she will only beat those who bother her, and the purpose is to dispel the idea of ​​those little boys chasing her.

After listening to Jiang Siming, he touched the sweat on his forehead. Fortunately, he was not born in Zhao Xiaoxiao's time, nor did he share the same school with her.

Otherwise, who can stand this? There is a devil in school...

But Zhao Xiaoxiao not only doesn't hate this title of ‘Female Devil’, but also likes it very much. She loves to be a Devil (laughs and cry).

"Dad, let's go back later, will you take me for a drive?" Zhao Xiaoxiao began to be a demon again.

Jiang Siming couldn't stand the girl's softness, so he drove her around the city.

Anyway, as long as he doesn't speed, he will be fine.

It is the first time that Zhao Xiaoxiao has experienced this kind of plot like the plot in a TV series, sitting on a handsome locomotive, hugging handsome boys, and enjoying the feeling of chasing the wind.

Scream at this girl happily from time to time.

When waiting for the traffic lights, Jiang Siming was answering the phone calls from his wives, asking them when they would go home for dinner.

While talking, I suddenly heard a conversation between a couple driving a private car next to me.

"Wow, husband, look at this young couple, locomotive love, so envious~"

At this time, the man who drove also smiled at Zhao Xiaoxiao: "Your husband's motorcycle is so handsome, how much did you buy it for?"

When Jiang Siming heard this, he was speechless. Is there something wrong with the couple's eyes? How small Zhao Xiaoxiao looks like my wife.

Who knows that Zhao Xiaoxiao was very happy, and answered very intimately: "It's not much money, brother, your car is also very beautiful, sister-in-law is also very beautiful~"

This said, Jiang Siming's relationship with her became even more locked up.

Finally, Lao Jiang took advantage of the end of the red light and jumped away immediately...

After returning home, the girl was so happy that she couldn't stop, humming all her meals.

The wives at home are curious, what's wrong with Xiaoxiao, is this picking up money?

Asked Jiang Siming, but Jiang Siming couldn't tell why she came, only that she was nervous...

Even if I was guilty by Zhao Xiaoxiao's affairs during the day, A-Nan was in the transformation period at night, and once again wrapped up Jiang Siming.

Jiang Siming had to take it for another stroll. After returning, the cat ear lady was getting more and more'excessive'.

Jiang Siming is very afraid, especially afraid, for fear that one day he will not control himself...