I’m Picking Up Pieces in PUBG

Guoshu University is about to start, but Xiaoxiao jumped out on the Internet and started to swindle under the banner of Guoshu Master.

Netizens couldn’t stand it and went to the official website of Guoshu University to report it.

The one who has been reported the most is the Master Ma Baoguo, because he is the most enjoyable dancer.

At the martial arts conference, Jiang Siming broke several ribs, and spent more than half a year in the hospital.

But he was still reluctant to make money from his own business, and continued to secretly promote his Hunyuan Xingyi Taijiquan.

At first, he was afraid of being discovered by Jiang Siming, so he only dared to make a small fuss and secretly promote his apprenticeship.

But after so long, he saw that Jiang Siming seemed to have forgotten the incident, and he became bolder again and began to promote it everywhere.

And also found a reason for the match he defeated by Jiang Siming.

"I was careless, there was no flash."

"My hair extension can beat the world and work together, and with my lightning five consecutive whips, it can be said to be invincible, but it was a pity that it was useless to feel soft at the time."

"Don't believe me, the video of the European cock-fighting championship I defeated, everyone can go and watch."

"At that time, I wanted to stop at that time, but I didn't expect Jiang Siming to be too arrogant. According to the rules of traditional kung fu, he actually lost."

"Jiang Siming, this young man does not speak martial ethics."

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These are all kinds of excuses he used to defend himself, and they have also become ridicules for netizens.

Originally, netizens just watched it as a joke.

But this guy is too arrogant recently.

Taking advantage of the opening of Jiang Siming Guoshu University, there are people everywhere who want to sign up for Guoshu University.

But they were not selected because of insufficient conditions.

At this time, Ma Baoguo jumped out, claiming that he could teach them to quickly improve their own strength to meet the admission requirements of the National Magic University.

After many naive martial arts fans were brainwashed by him, they really worshipped him as a teacher, and spent a lot of money without learning anything.

Ma Baoguo made a fortune with this.

The deceived person began to report him, and when netizens learned about it, they stabbed the matter to the official website of Guoshu University.

As the principal, Jiang Siming naturally saw it, and asked the Legal Department to contact Ma Baoguo and warn him to withdraw from the martial arts circle.

But Ma Baoguo responded very hard. He had a fight with Jiang Siming, but he didn't surrender, nor did he admit defeat and quit the martial arts circle like other martial arts peers.

What he meant was that the person who gave up and agreed to withdraw from the martial arts circle at the time of the martial arts conference was not him. He was knocked out and didn't even know about it.

So why can't he continue to teach martial arts.

Upon seeing this, the Ministry of Justice issued a challenge letter for Jiang Siming.

Who knew that Master Ma was very thief, he didn't accept it, he didn't fight or he didn't fight, and he didn't accept the challenge at all.

He made up his mind, as long as he did not accept Jiang Siming's challenge, then he would remain invincible.

He thought that Jiang Siming would have nothing to do with him.

The fact seems to be the case. After Master Ma lied about accepting Jiang Siming's challenge, the people in the Legal Department never bothered him.

This made Ma Baoguo very proud, thinking that he could continue to be chic.

At this time, a foreign girl came to Ma Baoguo's school and wanted to apprentice.

Moreover, the girl was dressed in brand-name clothes and was quite generous, saying that she would spend one million dollars to learn Chinese martial arts here in Ma Baoguo.

Ma Baoguo's eyes gleamed when he knew it, and they were all the shadow of money.

There was also a big scene where all the disciples were arranged to meet the foreign girl at the gate.

In Ma Baoguo's eyes, this foreign girl gave him money.

Moreover, it is too simple to deceive a foreign girl, just fooling around. Before, he accepted a British youth who was a fan of Kung Fu and deceived him more than 10,000 pounds.

In Master Ma's view, this kind of foreigner is best cheated, and each individual has a lot of foolish money.

When the girl came over, Master Ma's eyes beamed. He had never seen such a beautiful foreign girl.

Such a good-looking foreign girl can not only cheat money, but even... also cheat sex, haha!

Master Ma admits that although he is old, he is definitely old and strong. If he marries such a beautiful foreign girl, that day would be beautiful.

"Restumi Rabbit Oil! Crooked Kangtu Circle!"

Master Ma used his ‘standard’ English to welcome the foreign girl with a look of spring breeze.

The girl was also very polite, and she actually responded in relatively fluent Chinese: "Hello, my name is Zaina and I am from Pakistan. Are you Master Ma?"

"It's me, I didn't expect you to speak Chinese."

Zaina smiled and said: "I have studied Chinese."

"Study well, learn well, really a hard-working and smart girl, Zaina, this name is so nice, haha."

Ma Baoguo smiled more brilliantly. He was still worried about how to communicate with the girl. Now there is no obstacle. After marrying her, communication will be convenient.

This is really a godsend!

"Master Ma, I like Chinese Kungfu very much. I heard that your Kungfu is very powerful, is it true?" Zaina asked.

Ma Baoguo immediately smirked and said, "Of course, I am the master of Hunyuan Xingyi Taijiquan. He once defeated the Boji champion in England and has hundreds of apprentices. He will never lie to you."

"Master, can you show your hand?" Zaina looked curious.

"Of course." Ma Baoguo finished, and immediately winked at the apprentices behind him.

"You are now besieging me, just in time for the teacher to check the results of your recent hard work."

After Ma Baoguo finished speaking, the disciples behind him rushed up.

And as soon as they touched Ma Baoguo, Ma Guobao's few easy movements caused them to roll all over the floor, painful.

After finishing the fight and closing his fist, Ma Baoguo smiled at Zaina: "I'm showing my ugliness, hehe, they haven't gotten home, and one hundred is not my opponent."

Zaina looked admired, and immediately said, "Master, I want to try it with you too, okay?"

Ma Baoguo looked at Zaina's fragile appearance, and didn't believe that the other party had any real skills, just a weak woman.

As long as you knock her down and make her believe in yourself, you will have all the money and beauty.

Ma Baoguo, who was full of money and beauties, immediately agreed.

"No problem, but I'm afraid of hurting you accidentally, aren't you afraid?"

Zaina was a little scared after hearing this, and said: "Will... be hurt?"

Ma Baoguo was even more sure that Zaina couldn't work hard at all, and laughed immediately:

"How can the martial arts not be injured, I will show mercy, but if you are hurt, you can't blame me, as long as the martial arts rules don't kill people, you can't pursue responsibility for being injured."

Zaina tilted her head and thought for a while, then asked: "Then what if the master is injured by me? Will I go to jail?"

Hahahaha...

As soon as he said this, Ma Baoguo and his apprentices all laughed.

[Author's digression]: First more~