I’m Picking Up Pieces in PUBG

After the Mid-Autumn Festival, Jiang Siming hurriedly took his wife and children back to Shanghai.

He didn't dare to cry in front of his father anymore, he was beaten yesterday.

Mainly yesterday, Dad Jiang rubbed Jiang Ma's shoulders and legs, watching Jiang Siming enjoy this, but his heart was too unbalanced.

In his words, I haven't enjoyed the treatment your mother treated me in my life. Why is your son treated so much better than his dad.

He is dissatisfied!

Jiang Siming was also quite speechless, remembering that the last time he was so speechless was the last time.

Alas, you can only leave your hometown with his wife and children first, lest the old man gets red with envy and has to beat himself up again.

"Really, I am a strict wife and I don't allow others to be husbands."

When he said this, Jiang Siming glanced at Zhao Xiaoxiao with a guilty conscience.

Just after the Mid-Autumn Festival, it was a time when the Chinese people were still celebrating the festival, but there were always people who jumped out to mess up the atmosphere at this time.

The Ahsan Dynasty suddenly installed a cup, saying that it was its own weapons and aircraft carrier fleet, which had already reached the top level in the world, far surpassing China.

It also claimed that their dynasty and missiles have been aimed at multiple Chinese cities and can carry out precision strikes at any time.

As soon as these remarks came out, the whole world was in an uproar.

Are all guessing that the Asan Dynasty will not really want Shi Lezhi, right?

Many people in China are also a little worried, for fear that this lunatic will do it.

Poor people are the most dangerous. Because they are too poor, they are not afraid of wearing shoes.

The remnant atmosphere of the festival was completely destroyed by Ah San.

The old man of the Tian Group also hastened to deploy manpower to allow the members of the Tian Group to invade the area of ​​Asan and do infiltration reconnaissance work.

The old man used to take his granddaughter for two days of leisure, but he never thought it would be destroyed, so he was so angry that he scolded his mother.

"Hey, I will loosen up my muscles and bones just after the festival. San is afraid that I will get fat or what's wrong."

Jiang Siming, who saw the news at home, stretched, with a ‘kind’ smile on his face.

People have weapons, and the old cow broke.

It just so happens that he likes peace more.

"It's a pity that Xiaoxiao has gone to school, otherwise I can take her to see her together."

As soon as Jiang Siming finished speaking, his expression changed instantly.

Zhao Xiaoxiao sneaked in at the door.

"Dad, don't you go to blow up San?"

Jiang Siming was speechless and asked, "Aren't you going to school?"

"As soon as I saw this news, I guessed you were going to do something, so I came."

"Then you skipped class?"

"No, I asked the teacher for leave."

"What's the reason for asking for leave?"

"I said my dad was hospitalized with hemorrhoids."

Jiang Siming: "..."

"Zhao Xiaoxiao, are you itchy after three days of being beaten? You can't make up the reason for asking for leave so outrageous!" Jiang Siming jumped angrily.

He is really filial to death.

"Oh, I can't say that I and my dad have gone to Asana to maintain world peace. It's just one reason. Don't care about these details, dad, let's go!"

Jiang Siming sighed, this is really sandpaper rubbing his butt, showing him a hand.

At this time, it is Asan's locality.

The largest naval military base.

Two surreptitiously, one large and one small figure appeared in the sky.

"Dad, dad! Let me come, I just happen to try my new move."

Zhao Xiaoxiao was brave enough to take the exam, and Jiang Siming followed her.

Zhao Xiaoxiao was floating in the air, and the Jin Dan stage's cultivation base was brought into play, only to see her struggling with both hands, and the next aircraft carrier gradually lifted into the air from the sea.

Then it squeezed and deformed quickly in the air like a crushed can.

Jiang Siming was quite appreciative, and it seemed that the strength of this girl was already in the same shape.

It didn't take long for an aircraft carrier to become scrap iron and fell from the sky back into the sea.

Thousands of Asanhai soldiers **** off from inside, crying for father and mother.

"There is one and another!"

Zhao Xiaoxiao was not too satisfied, so he flew to the other side and began to destroy another'toy'.

But she accidentally flew out of the enchantment range Jiang Siming had set for her.

The Asan radar detected Zhao Xiaoxiao's location, and a shell flew in immediately.

Jiang Siming waved his hand impatiently, and the entire naval base became a squashed discus.

"You girl, you are so reckless. Fortunately, I am here. If all the artillery underneath is directed at you, you will be useless."

Jiang Siming flew over, sullenly educating.

"Dad is still good at you, hehe."

Zhao Xiaoxiao smiled embarrassedly.

Jiang Siming subconsciously said, "I'm not as good as your deity."

"Ah? My deity?" Zhao Xiaoxiao was a little confused.

Jiang Siming realized that he had said something wrong, and hurriedly remedyed it: "I mean you don't have the skill of acting like a baby as your deity is as good as you can.

"Hehe, who made you my favorite man~"

Zhao Xiaoxiao does not doubt that he has him.

"Dad, we directly dismantled Ah San's military capabilities, so as to save them from cooking and pretending all day long."

"It can't really be disintegrated, it will cause chaos in the world, but you can take all their weapons and weapons, and destroy a few more bases by the way."

"Okay! Just do it!"

In a short time, the Ahsan Dynasty ushered in the biggest loss in history, and the entire military industry was destroyed almost three-quarters.

N military bases were inexplicably destroyed. What is even more frightening is that all the weapons and weapons are missing.

The Asanmen were all numb, thinking that the gods were punishing them, and the people of the country were frightened and prayed everywhere to worship the Buddha.

"Okay, go back to class, sneak out and your mother knows you have to beat you."

When Jiang Siming completes the task, he will take the naughty child home.

But inadvertently the spiritual sense swept across the boundary of Asan and found that in a city, on a talk show of Asan.

A fat middle-aged man with a Chinese face, with disheveled hair, holding a paper fan, and proud of himself.

In front of the camera of the Asan media, he made a lot of words.

"I think the strength of the Ahsan Dynasty really surpasses that of China."

"I admire your country's ability very much. Unlike our country, I really don't feel like staying there."

"The strength of the Ahsan Dynasty today is already the first in East Asia. I can conclude that the future is yours."

"To be very embarrassed, our Hua Country's strength is all blown out, and there is no real ability."

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This man, like a slave, has no brains to tout the Ahsan Dynasty and keeps degrading his country.

All the Ahsan media and the audience present laughed and laughed happily, and the ratings continued to soar.

What is there to watch a Chinese praising their Ahsan dynasty even more vigorous?

What's more, this man is still a well-known celebrity in China. Although he looks ugly, he can't stand it and others are willing to lick it.

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