I’m Picking Up Pieces in PUBG

"I can't help it. Why do you wear a mask so that others will recognize you?" Xiaozhu was shocked when he saw Jiang Siming only had one mask.

Jiang Siming shrugged and said, "No way, I am too small, and everyone doesn't know me, so I don't need to pretend to be myself."

"Nonsense, so many people in your live broadcast see how everyone would not know you. You must not show your face in the live broadcast, so not many people know you."

Little Pig was clever, and he got it right.

"I'm not here to chat with you. Give money and money. Two loads of frozen fish total 150 yuan." Jiang Siming reached out to the pig.

Jiang Siming had a smirk on his face, and the members of the show crew also cheated.

These two boxes of goods obviously only cost 50, but this guy actually opened his mouth.

But the program group will not expose it, this is the highlight!

Playing cards not according to common sense is the rule of chicken strips.

Why is the audience rating so low in the first few episodes of this season, because the Red Thunder is no longer there, and Yue Yunpeng and the new guests are too honest to watch!

These two boxes of goods were delivered to Piggy’s stall.

"150? Why don't you grab it? I sold more than two hundred this morning. Wouldn't it be all gone if I gave it to you?" Xiaozhu shouted.

"Then do you know how heavy I am to resist these two boxes of things, you are like this, you can carry it, you can walk around this vegetable market as long as you carry it, how about I give you 150?"

"Really? I'll come!" Xiaozhu heard that there was money, and immediately came over to take Jiang Siming's stretcher without believing in evil, and he died as soon as he carried it.

With the strength of the milk, he barely lifted the two boxes of goods, but he quickly put it down after not taking two steps, rubbing his shoulders and it hurt.

"It's too heavy for me to go here, how did you carry it over."

The piglet glanced at his shoulder, it was red and swollen.

A star like him has never done any physical work since he was a child, and the shoulder pole is the first time he uses it, so his shoulders simply cannot bear it.

Generally, people who have never used a stretcher have difficulty adapting to it at first. The flesh of the shoulders is too delicate, and a little bit of gravity is enough to make them suffer.

"Now you know that it is not easy for me to make this money." Jiang Siming said with a touch of sweat on his forehead, with a'pathetic' look on his face.

"Isn't your task to eat?"

"Changed with Yue Yunpeng." Jiang Siming replied.

"Interesting enough, I'll do this for you, I will pay for the money!" The pig said, counting 150 to Jiang Siming.

After Jiang Siming took it, he smiled like a fox and said, "Then I'll go now, and I'll leave Brother Pig. Be generous to you. If you don't have any food at noon, you can come to me. I have prawns to eat."

"How can there be no food at noon, the program team will arrange it." Xiaozhu didn't believe it.

"If you don't have it then, come here." Jiang Siming didn't tell him more, and took the money to pick up the pole and left.

But because of this wave of exchanges, Xiaozhu's impression of Jiang Siming has improved a lot, and his little jealousy has disappeared.

Jiang Siming's straightforward and funny character easily removed Xiao Zhu's guard against him.

Of course, this has to be based on Xiaozhu’s ignorance that Jiang Siming had cheated him for a hundred dollars...

The last load, two bags of clothes, Jiang Siming sent it to the clothing store in Reba.

Jiang Siming couldn't help laughing when he saw Reba.

Because he wants to sell clothes, Reba can't pack himself like a piggy like a zongzi, so he can only let the show crew put on makeup for himself.

After makeup, Reba looked like a middle-aged aunt, with crow's feet, and her fair face was painted sallow by a superb makeup artist.

Had it not been for the hidden camera in her store, such a Reba Jiang Siming would almost have not recognized it.

"You laugh at Sen! I hate it!"

Hearing Jiang Siming's laughter, Reba said fiercely with arms akimbo.

Jiang Siming unloaded the goods from the load, took off the mask, and lay down comfortably on the sun lounger in her shop.

"I laugh at you, the makeup is unpredictable, heaven and man are one, and the world is weeping."

"That's what I thought. I put on makeup for two hours today, and I don't usually put on makeup for more than two hours." Reba said.

"Not more than two hours?" Jiang Siming said with disdain: "Two hours is basically good decoration, not makeup."

Reba: "..."

What he said is so reasonable, I was speechless.

The accompanying PT endured a smile, Jiang Siming said nothing wrong, a golden sentence!

"I usually put on makeup for only half an hour." Reklang is afraid that Jiang Siming will misunderstand that he is a decoration face, isn't it good~

"Why explain to me?" Jiang Siming smirked.

"I was to declare that I am not decorating, not for you, understand!" Reba said in shame.

"Sou Di Si Nian, your environment is not bad, how many clothes have you sold?" Jiang Siming quickly skipped the topic just now and looked at the clothing store.

"Only six pieces of clothes were sold, and the boss only gave me 20 yuan in commission for each piece of clothing. I only made 120 yuan until now. How about you?"

"Me? I haven't counted it yet, let me see." Jiang Siming said that he took out the money he made just now from his pocket. There were ten yuan and twenty, and fifty and even a few hundred.

The bulging hand was all money, and Reba opened his mouth wide.

"Why do you make so much money? Isn't it your job to eat? People who eat food will give you money?"

"I want to be beautiful, I changed tasks with Yue Yunpeng, and picked a few thousand catties for him. This is my hard-earned money."

Jiang Siming counted it. There was a total of 625, which was pretty good, and the job was rewarding.

"Envy you for making so much, I have only made 120 so far, and the clothes can't be sold." Reba said sadly.

"If you want to sell faster, I have a way." Jiang Siming said happily, raising his head.

"What way? Tell me quickly."

"It's okay to tell you, but the clothes we sell next will be divided between us, and I will help you. What?" Jiang Siming is always doing other people's routines.

"Then how do I know if you can sell many pieces for me." Reba said.

"Well, there are still three hours. Within three hours, if I help you sell more than 30 pieces, you will divide me half, right?" Jiang Siming said.

"Deal!" Reba agreed. If she could sell so much, she would earn half of Jiang Siming.

"Ok, the initial investment requires one hundred yuan. In order to show my sincerity, I will give you a mat first. If you sell it later, you have to give me fifty. The two of us invest half of each person." Jiang Siming said.

"Okay, that's it." Reba nodded and agreed.

She didn't think Jiang Siming was stingy, on the contrary, she felt very involved in doing so, and Jiang Siming's style made her feel very natural.

Unlike other men, it is good to be obedient to her, but it always makes her feel that the other party has a sense of purpose and is very strong.

There is no such thing as being with Jiang Siming. It's like this guy doesn't treat himself as a star or a beauty...

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Five more annoying! Finally, I finished today’s, and I have to continue writing two more tonight, Lan Shou~