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After going downstairs, Jiang Siming discovered that it was past six o'clock and that Li Yingzi and Zhao Xuan had both returned from get off work.

There are quite a lot of people in my family today. I guess I can make up a table of Mahjong after playing this evening.

Zhao Xuan and Li Yingzi are busy laying hands on Yin Zhirou.

Because it's still Tuesday, Xinyi hasn't come back yet, she is still studying hard at school.

Three women are busy in the kitchen, Zhao Xiaoxiao is sitting on the table in the living room doing homework.

Seeing Jiang Siming come down, Zhao Xiaoxiao asked Jiang Siming for help: "Dad, I can't do some questions."

"What question? Dad will give you a palm." Jiang Siming himself has begun to admit the identity of "Dad", alas, it's all because of her being used to calling him.

"That's it." Zhao Xiaoxiao pointed to the question on the paper.

Jiang Siming was stunned, solid geometry?

This is not a subject only available in high school, this girl is only in the second grade, how can she do this kind of subject.

Jiang Siming opened the test paper and took a look, shit! The 2019 Shanghai College Entrance Examination Simulated Mathematics Test Paper.

"Do you do the college entrance examination questions?" Jiang Siming asked in surprise.

"Yes, why?" Zhao Xiaoxiao disagrees.

"What are you doing with the college entrance examination questions? This is the content of high school." Jiang Siming said.

Zhao Xiaoxiao answered with a fussy expression on your face: "Junior high school math is too simple. I have finished studying early. I want to see how many points I can score on the college entrance examination."

"What's the score for the college entrance examination? You mean you also have to take other subjects?"

Zhao Xiaoxiao nodded and raised a few test papers next to him by the way: "I have finished writing both English and Chinese, and there are too many words in the essay. I didn't write it, so I wrote the theory summary."

Jiang Siming: "..."

Is this the world of learning tyrants?

Jiang Siming said that he used to call himself a high school student, but compared with the post-00s, his previous results are not worth mentioning.

"Dad, you can help me change the test paper after you teach me the question?" Zhao Xiaoxiao said.

Jiang Siming wiped the sweat from his forehead and began to read this three-dimensional geometry math problem.

I took a look and felt lucky that he would do this question.

Jiang Siming really forgot before changing it, because solid geometry requires formulas, how many years he has graduated from high school, how can he remember it?

Thanks to the advanced genetic medicine that gave him a memorable skill, otherwise Boss Jiang would be making a fool of himself today.

"This question is actually not difficult. Just remember the formula for space vector and angular distance, like this..."

Jiang Siming only said a few words to Zhao Xiaoxiao, and she would do it, and immediately solved the problem.

Jiang Siming sighed, thinking that if he could be as smart as Zhao Xiaoxiao back then, he wouldn't have a problem getting into Peking University.

"Dad, you can change the test paper for me." Zhao Xiaoxiao said.

Jiang Siming nodded, and sat next to her to correct the test papers.

After all examination papers were approved, Zhao Xiaoxiao actually passed every one.

English is 105, Chinese is 106, and there are 180 in science comprehensive. Mathematics is not yet known, but it is estimated to have more than 100 points.

With this calculation, Zhao Xiaoxiao can score nearly 500 points in the test.

Although this score is not high, you must know that this girl is only in second grade.

Many of these questions involve knowledge points in the second and third year of high school, Zhao Xiaoxiao may not have learned there yet.

But even if he can get a bachelor's degree, Jiang Siming really doesn't know what to say.

"Eating~"

Zhao Xuan came over and asked the two to eat, Zhao Xiaoxiao immediately threw away his pen, and Sa Yazi ran to eat.

Jiang Siming asked Zhao Xuan: "Is Xiaoxiao's high school knowledge self-study?"

Zhao Xuan smiled and nodded, and said, "Well, she asked me for high school textbooks in the first half of the year, so I bought her, and she just thought about it by herself. Anyway, I have never taken care of her about her studies."

Jiang Siming was deeply hit, and he needed 柰子 to comfort him.

After dinner, Zhao Xiaoxiao didn't do his homework, but took a bath, put on a small pajamas, and sat in Jiang Siming's arms to watch anime.

Jiang Siming also took a bath and hung a set of thin pajamas.

The funny thing is that he and Zhao Xiaoxiao's pajamas are red and blue.

Since ancient times, red and blue have come out of CP, bah bah bah, and where are they going.

The two sat on the sofa, Jiang Siming Ge You lay, lying sideways on the luxurious Versace sofa.

This sofa was obtained from golden shards. The market price was more than one million yuan. Jiang Siming took it to his home and enjoyed it.

Lie sideways on such a comfortable sofa, put your feet on Zhao Xuan's white legs next to him, and enjoy the service of Zhao Xuan's hands massage.

Next to him, Yin Zhirou offered fruits from time to time.

This kind of taste, tut, don't be too beautiful.

Of course, it would be more perfect without Zhao Xiaoxiao who always robbed herself of fruit.

The family gathered around the living room and watched Japanese anime playing on the large LCD monitor.

This anime was found by Zhao Xiaoxiao over the wall. It's called "Ghoul", and it's a doomsday anime.

But the plot made Jiang Siming see the thief speechless, so yellow and violent!

The plot is good, the plot is also very ups and downs, but the thief loves to drive, it is estimated that the author wants to sell some meat and attract some fans.

All three women blushed.

Zhao Xuan stared at Zhao Xiaoxiao with murderous eyes: "You usually like to watch this kind of animation? I think you are itchy!"

Zhao Xiaoxiao hurriedly yelled, "I don't know, I just watched it today."

"Hurry up and change it." Zhao Xuan ordered.

Zhao Xiaoxiao was afraid of his mother, so in order to avoid a fight, he quickly admitted to changing channels.

Jiang Siming yelled in his heart: Don’t ah, don’t, it's the exciting part, you let the bad guy change the line after the heroine XX, alas~

However, on the surface, Jiang Siming still pretended to be righteous and agreed with Zhao Xuan's statement.

"If you are a kid, look at "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf" or "Bear Infested". Isn't that good domestic animation like this? Japanese anime like this is not good at all!"

Zhao Xiaoxiao was stubborn, and seeing Zhao Xuan's eyes turned away, he immediately whispered in Jiang Siming's ear: "Dad, your brother betrayed yourself."

Jiang Siming: "....."

After watching TV for a while, I was a little sleepy, so I turned off the lights and went upstairs to sleep.

Before going upstairs, Jiang Siming pulled Zhao Xiaoxiao and whispered: "The seed of that animation, send me some time..."

"I know, give me your Baidu Cloud account."

"Baidu Cloud? What is that? I never use this stuff!" Jiang Si clearly said.

Zhao Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes and said with disdain: "Dad, I have seen your UC browser bookmarks."

"Oh, my Baidu Cloud account is called'Mr. Jiang Da'. Remember, Chinese."

"Okay, I see, you accompany my mother to sleep, I slept with Teacher Yin today."

Zhao Xiaoxiao finished speaking and left coolly.

Jiang Siming let out a foul breath, and quickly picked up the phone to uninstall UC, but he regretted it again after the removal.

Oh, I’ve saved dozens of websites and they just disappeared...

Zhao Xiaoxiao was very sensible today, ran to sleep with Li Yingzi, and threw his mother to Jiang Siming.

On this point, Jiang Siming was still willing to form an alliance with Zhao Xiaoxiao.

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