I’m Picking Up Pieces in PUBG

"Boss, your voice is so good, it looks like the voice of a male Graves gun!" Miss Bixin praised her.

"Well, I only learned this after smoking for more than 30 years." Jiang Siming said with a voice still pretending to smoke and drink.

"Wow, how old are you? After smoking for more than 30 years, aren't you at least forty years old." Miss sister asked.

"No, I started smoking when I was five years old. I'm only 36 years old this year. I'm still very young. Just listen to my voice." Jiang Siming was talking nonsense.

"Uh... yes."

The audience laughed.

"Myojin, is it really good for you to cheat young lady like that?"

"Sure enough, people on the Internet can't believe it, just look at Mingshen."

"Miss sister wanted to laugh, but she held it back."

"Miss Sister:?? You TM called young?"

....

"Then I can call you uncle?" said the young lady.

"Why call me uncle, I'm still very young, and I haven't found a wife yet." Jiang Siming pretended to be dissatisfied and said.

"You misunderstood. Uncle is now a very popular title. It represents middle-aged men who are a little older but very attractive. We call other middle-aged men "Master" or "Big Brother"." The little sister explained .

"Then why do you think I am very attractive?"

"Your voice, your voice is the best I've ever heard. It's much better than those warm-hearted male voice actors. I love listening to this voice."

"Well, let's not hide it, I just fell out of love recently. I smoked and smoked a lot, so my voice was very dumb." Jiang Siming continued to be scornful.

"Uncle, are you out of love? How old is the person you are talking to?"

"18 years old, his voice is similar to yours. At the beginning, I said I was very attractive, called me sichuan, deliberately approached me and approached me, and then when I got tired of playing with me, he kicked me away and ran away with other brothers. , My heart is cold, oooooo..."

When Jiang Siming said, Duan rap...No, it was Duan who was crying and scumbag, but shameless.

The audience laughed off their teeth, and Myojin's trolling was real cowhide.

"Uncle, don't cry, it's okay. If the old one doesn't go to the new one, you will always find a better one. Why did she break up with you?" Miss sister quickly comforted.

"She asked me what I did, and I said that I was a cattle herder and raised cattle at home, and then she abandoned me."

"That's because she dislikes the poor and loves the rich. This kind of woman finds out and gets rid of it early. This is a good thing," said the young lady.

"Then if you fall in love with me, would you dislike my family for herding cattle?"

"Of course I won't. I think that as long as you really love each other, you should marry a chicken and a dog, a dog and a dog." The young lady looked straight.

"What you said is so good, then I will go to your city to find you tomorrow. Let's get married. I will sell my cattle and I will sell pancakes downstairs."

Jiang Siming's expression was moved, and his alcoholic and alcoholic voice almost didn't pay attention to the original sound. Fortunately, he braked in time.

The audience covered their faces one after another, what the hell, Myojin, your span is a bit big, you want to show up with Miss Sister so soon? You are thinking about fart!

Unless you reveal your true identity, others will agree.

Also, what's the matter with selling beef and pancakes...

The little sister was taken aback, and quickly said: "Uncle, I didn't say I love you, I just told you my view of love, we don't know each other."

"It's okay, once you're born and secondly cooked, we'll know each other if you get in touch with it." Jiang Siming is very cheeky~

"Uncle, I know that you are broken in love, but we can't give up on ourselves. At this time, we have to cheer up, so let me take you a few shots, and I will take you in which zone you play." Said the young lady.

"I play in the education network zone."

"Ah...I really don't have a number, do you have a number, uncle?"

The education network area, which is the most remote area of ​​League of Legends, belongs to a deserted area and no one plays at all.

"I have only one number." Jiang Siming said.

"Then come to my district, I'm in Ionia, I have another number, okay?" Miss sister said.

Jiang Siming also agreed, and the young lady immediately sent Jiang Siming a one-zone trumpet, the golden section.

"By the way, uncle, what segment is your large size, can we play the golden segment?" Miss sister asked.

"The strongest king in my education district, the golden segment looks down on me too much, give me a district king, and I will take you to fly." Jiang Siming said without embarrassment.

The young lady looked bitter and said, "Uncle, I am still just a master, and there is a difference between the king of the education zone and the king of the first zone, so let me give you a diamond one No., my master, let's play in double row, let you experience the terrible part of the high segment in a district."

"Some question! If I take you to win, how about you give me a picture of you?"

Jiang Siming started to lie to the photos, this guy, shameless, ah tui...but it’s a nice job, hehe.

"Okay, if you lose, you have to give me a picture of you. It must be taken now, not a net map found online."

"Yes, it's such a happy decision."

Jiang Siming agreed, and received the area account number sent by the other party to log in. After looking at it, it turned out to be drill number 1.

The other party dared to give Jiang Siming such a high account number to play, and Jiang Siming felt that this young lady is still very good.

It seems that Tang Song does manage Bixin very well, and all his companions should be strictly screened and trained.

Soon after he was on the number, someone pulled Jiang Siming in a double row, and naturally it was this little sister Bixin.

Jiang Siming agreed, and the two began to wait in line.

The waiting time was very boring, and the young lady started to talk about topics.

"Uncle, you know, I went to the steak restaurant I have been looking forward to, but it was delicious."

"Ok you are awesome."

"Uncle, I have a girlfriend who was pregnant recently and got pregnant before getting married. Fortunately, her boyfriend is not a scumbag and finally got the certificate from her."

"Yes, she is awesome."

"Uncle..."

"Ok this is awesome."

"I...."

The little sister wanted to cry. Why is this uncle a topic terminator? She is so tired. Every time I want to talk about a topic, the topic is just started, but Jiang Siming cut it off.

The young lady is angry and helpless, but Jiang Siming's voice is so good that she can only endure and enjoy it.

"Uncle, is it hard for you to raise cows?"

"Fortunately, there is a cattle farm at home. Just put the cows in it during the day and take them back into the cowshed at night."

"Then how much can you make a month?"

"Less than one million."

"So many! How much is it?"

"Three thousand and five."

"..."

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Three shifts and three shifts~

It’s a bit late, forgive me everyone~

The fourth one is already on the way to ing!