I’m Picking Up Pieces in PUBG

I said it was good to play games with Jay Chou, but Jiang Siming won too many prizes, and I want to go back soon and share it with my wives.

So I cancelled the game plan, and I played it in the morning anyway.

While Jiang Siming was still having **** with his girlfriend at a height of 10,000 meters, Jiang Siming's "Thousand Baidus" was on this night, and it became popular all over the Internet!

Weibo, short videos, post bars, forums, etc. are reading this song everywhere.

The lyrics of this song have also been analyzed and read by netizens again and again. Everyone finds that the more the product, the more subtle, the more you read, the more outstanding the writing!

The lines rhyme, and the lyrics have profound meaning. Slowly savor the taste in the lyrics with unspeakable emotions, like the stars that are invisible in the distance, like the mountains and rivers and trees in front of you.

Even the Chinese Literature Association was alarmed. They all read the lyrics of this song and thought it was very good.

Some people in the association suggested that the lyrics in this song can be incorporated into Chinese teaching materials.

Although this proposal has not been approved yet, people in the association already have this idea.

Netizens were shocked when they learned about this!

The first time I heard that a pop singer wrote a song and was selected as a Chinese textbook, how could this be possible?

Although this matter has not yet been decided, everyone admires Jiang Siming's musical talents.

Jiang Siming only learned about it after getting off the plane, and after knowing that Jiang Siming couldn't help thinking that Xu Songming was upset.

Xu Song made his debut early, and after being heard by their post-90s kids, he was even dubbed a non-mainstream hat.

Many people born in the 90s don't dare to say that they like Xu Song because of public opinion. They are easy to be laughed at.

But now you see, when Jiang Siming moved out Xu Song's song, everyone's reaction and public opinion were completely different.

In the vast crowd, everyone looks like you, but none of them are you, looking for you over and over, but not seeing you again and again.

Jiang Siming likes Xu Song very much, but it is a pity that there is no Xu Song in this world. In order not to bury the talent of this musical genius, Jiang Siming does not want to let the classics be dusted.

(Reader: Bah, high-sounding words are everywhere in Wen Chao Gong's novels!)

(Jiang Siming: Pat on his chest, fortunately, I am not a professional copywriter, but my brother is a game pie)

Jiang Siming remembered that "Thousand Baidus" was actually included in Chinese textbooks. As for it is not there yet, it must be a matter of time.

Because Jiang Siming came back a day earlier and it was night again, the recruitment of flight attendants at the airport was suspended.

Jiang Siming drove home with Jiang Lan first, and four trophies.

As soon as they went home, the girls looked around happily holding the trophy.

Of course they were happy for Jiang Siming when their husband won the prize. Although Jiang Siming won a lot of trophies, they were all games, this time it was music.

The two are different, and their novelty is normal.

The next day, Jiang Siming led Li Chunlan to Hongqiao Airport.

Zhao Xiaoxiao, this girl is on vacation today, and she has to go with Jiang Siming. Lao Jiang has no choice but to bring this girl with him.

"Dad, what are your requirements for choosing a flight attendant? Is it good to have a beautiful chest and a big body?" Zhao Xiaoxiao asked Jiang Siming next to him in the back seat.

Jiang Siming was eating raisins, and almost choked in his throat.

"What nonsense are you talking about, are you dad and me like this?" Jiang Siming said righteously.

Zhao Xiaoxiao was disdainful, and hummed: "How could you not be."

Jiang Siming was so angry that she flicked on her little head.

Zhao Xiaoxiao clutched his forehead, grieved and said angrily: "If I tell the truth, I will be beaten. I won't tell my mothers when I go back."

"You tell me, do you think I'm afraid of your dad?" Jiang Siming triumphed, treating his dad as bronchitis? What a joke, Jiang Siming said he was the emperor at home!

"Huh! You tyrant, a licentious tyrant." Zhao Xiaoxiao could only say this in an angry manner.

But after a while, Jiang Siming used a few grapes to pass her away, and she became alive and kicking again.

The two arrived at Hongqiao Airport, and the airport executives had prepared a recruitment room for Jiang Siming.

Knowing that Jiang Siming was coming to recruit, the flight attendants who came to apply for the job almost filled the corridor.

This is still carefully based on Jiang Siming's requirements to brush a large number of them, leaving only those that meet Jiang Siming's requirements, beautiful, and able to speak three languages.

The three languages ​​are still very simple for flight attendants. Many flight attendants know how to fly international flights.

As soon as he took his seat, Jiang Siming signaled that he could start.

The first one to come in was a female'killer' with a chest circumference of 36D.

Zhao Xiaoxiao sat next to Jiang Siming with a ‘Conan’ smile, and whispered to him: "Dad, you are not."

Jiang Siming only pretended not to hear, and began to listen carefully to the stewardess's self-introduction, and also talked about his favorite stars.

Jiang Siming didn't expect that she said that she liked herself and Lu Han, saying that she liked both of them very much.

Hearing this, Jiang Siming's face went black on the spot, and he told her to wait for the notice and let her go out.

What kind of taste this person must not be.

Then the second person who came in was a beautiful stewardess with a nice face and a nice voice.

Jiang Siming was quite satisfied after reading it. He just wanted to make a decision, but he didn't expect Zhao Xiaoxiao to pat the table and said, "Okay, you are successfully admitted! Go back and wait for the notice!"

Jiang Siming was speechless, this little girl was quite able to pull the flag.

After that, the two of them had been screening flight attendants. They came down all morning and finally selected five flight attendants.

These five are all aviation-level figures of major airlines, and they were all spotted by Jiang Siming and Zhao Xiaoxiao.

The five flying flowers also accepted Jiang Siming's solicitation very happily. Fortunately, they became flight attendants of private jets and signed long-term contracts and confidentiality agreements.

Jiang Siming actually didn't worry that they would know what secrets he had, it was nothing more than his wife.

My private life seems a little messy, but what about this flight attendant? He is not a pure star.

There is no innocent personality, even if it is exposed, it doesn't matter.

Besides, on the plane, except when they are needed, they will come out to serve. They stay in the work area at other times, and it is impossible to take the initiative to disturb the owners.

Now that the contract has been signed, the five flight attendants are his people.

Jiang Siming took them to visit the work place first, and when they boarded this super-luxury 7 billion private plane, the girls were stupid.

I have never seen such an advanced plane since being a flight attendant. This is not like a private plane, it is more like a palace castle!

When they think of being able to work in such a place for ten years, they feel that they have been lucky in their last life to get this kind of work.

Zhao Xiaoxiao was just as fascinated by this plane. If Jiang Siming hadn’t said anything, she would have to stay inside for one night before leaving...

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