I’m Picking Up Pieces in PUBG

Just two minutes after Jiang Siming took the stage, the atmosphere on the scene has reached a good level.

"Aming, then I ask you, you just said that you grew up watching Kuaiben, then you watched it for so many years, do you have anything to say about Kuaiben? Or what kind of show do you think Kuaiben is? "He Jiu asked a question that was not easy to answer.

If you want to say that Kuaiben is just a variety show and a laughter hall, it seems a bit perfunctory.

Jiang Siming thought about it, and finally replied in earnest: "In fact, Kuaiben is not just a show, but also a testimony and sign of time."

"When I was young, I watched "Happy Camp" for fun, for happiness;

I watched "Happy Camp" in middle school to chase stars;

After entering the society, I watched "Happy Camp" to recall youth;

People who watch "Happy Camp" in their middle age may just spend time watching it with their wife and children.

So I don't think it is just a show. In my eyes, it is childhood, youth, happiness, and eternity. I don't know how long this show will be held. I hope it will continue and never disappear. "

This wave of answers not only moved He Jiu and the others, but also expressed the feelings of all the audience.

They didn't know how to describe their feelings for Kuaben before, but now, Jiang Siming perfectly said what they wanted to say.

Yes, fast is childhood, youth, happiness and eternity!

"Thank you, Amin, for giving us such a precious passage from Kuaiben, which can be your childhood and youth. We also feel very happy." He Jiu said moved.

Jiang Siming destroyed such a good sentimental atmosphere, and said with a grin: "Don't, Teacher He, what the **** is the sudden sentimentalism? Didn't this show laugh all the way to the end? I came to be happy, just like Yasuo. happy."

He Jiu couldn't laugh or cry, but knew that Jiang Siming was specially helping them to bake up the atmosphere. After all, the sentimental always made the audience feel very artificial.

Now the audience's tastes are not comparable to the previous ones, they are very picky, and if something goes wrong, they are easy to get black.

He Jiu also quickly turned around, changing the subject and saying to Jiang Siming: "Amin, you all know that you have a special "poisonous tongue" in variety shows, so we..."

Before He Jiu finished speaking, Jiang Siming interrupted in an ‘angrily’: “Who said I’m a venomous tongue, nonsense! I want to ask him to understand! Teacher He, did you say it first?”

With a bitter expression on his face, He Jiu coughed twice and quickly dismissed it: "Wei Jia said it."

Wei Jia was dumbfounded and hurriedly tossed the pot: "Xie Nana said it."

"Ah? I also heard Wu Xin say."

In the end, Wu Xin, who had no pot to shake, had a bitter face. If Hai Tao was there, she could still throw it to her, and now Hai Tao is not there, she can only carry this pot.

"Did you say that?" Jiang Siming walked over.

Wu Xin said nervously and aggrieved: "I said it."

Everyone thought Jiang Siming was going to train Wu Xin, but Jiang Siming raised his eyebrows and asked with a little scorn: "Why do you say that my tongue is poisonous, have you... tasted it?"

Wu Xin blushed on the spot and his eyes were open. Jiang Siming's sultry remarks made him want to find a place to get in.

Others booed aside, thanking that expression of regret, and knew that they would not give it to Wu Xin just now, so Jiang Siming would say this to himself.

Although she is already a woman...

"Aming, how can you drive?" He Jiu smiled and'questioned' Jiang Siming.

"Where did I drive? This is just a normal question. If I say that I have a poisoned tongue, it must be said that I have tasted my tongue and been poisoned." Jiang Siming took it for granted.

"I want to get off the car, this is not the way to the kindergarten~" Wei Jia said ‘for help’.

Jiang Siming replied: "The door is welded to death. I want to get out of the car and want to be beautiful!"

In a few words, I once again poke the audience's laughter, and successfully adjusted the atmosphere of the show again.

"Alright Amin, let's park the'car' first. We are still tight, so that everyone says that you are a joke player in a variety show. We have specially prepared a show and challenge for you today." He Jiu said.

"What show? Let me perform the Qiu Mingshan drag racing? You won't let this show be broadcast." Jiang Siming said honestly.

He Jiu couldn't laugh or cry, and explained: "It's not to let you drag racing, but to let you play the power of a joke player and compete with our happy family, how about? Dare you?"

"Ah? Don't." Jiang Siming said reluctantly.

"What's wrong? Is there any problem? If you think we are crowded, you can choose one to be your partner." He Jiu said.

Jiang Siming shook his head and replied: "I just think the four of you are too weak. As you know, Mr. He, competitions with too great a difference in strength often make the audience lose their expectations."

drink! The four members of the Happy Family were suddenly unhappy.

"Ouch!" He Jiu.

"Ouch!" Wu Xin.

"I'll go!" Xie Nana.

"Emm... Only I think what he said makes sense?" Wei Jia made up his knife, and was immediately beaten by the other three.

"Amin, you will definitely pay the price for what you say, because we are all prepared, and you are not prepared." He Jiu smiled proudly.

Jiang Siming shrugged and replied: "It's not bad, this kind of thing relies on the brain, and it has nothing to do with whether you are prepared or not."

Jiang Siming's sarcasm successfully turned himself into the absolute opposite of the Happy Family.

The four people said that they did not guarantee this ‘hatred’ for so many years.

"I wanted to get some opening show first, so I won't do it, just serve the big dishes! Wu Xin!" He Jiu waved his hand and sent out the "ace".

Wu Xin stood up like a general on the battlefield, and said to Jiang Siming proudly: "Myoshin, we know that you love bar skills in the show, and the hot **** almost turned into a balloon exploding. Then I will take it today. Teach you how to bully me."

"Gong? Or anus?" Jiang Siming wanted to crooked...emmm...Is he too dirty.

Fortunately, I didn't say it, otherwise this paragraph is estimated to be pinched to death and not broadcast.

"How to use it?" Jiang Siming asked politely, without any color.

"It's very simple. I want you to be a boy with a very low EQ. Then I am your girlfriend. I want to confess you like you. You must leave me speechless and make the audience laugh. Can you do it? ?" Wu Xin said.

When the audience heard this, they still remember the section of Jiang Siming's Reba. They laughed once and said that Jiang Siming actually lived in his heart with a straight steel man.

Can we still see Jiang Siming's reincarnation today?

"It's so difficult, can I make a request?" Jiang Siming was embarrassed.

"any request?"

"Change to a female lead, this is too beautiful, I can't make myself low EQ." Jiang Siming said with a smile.

Oh! Wu Xin's face blushed instantly, and the aura she had accumulated instantly disappeared.