I’m Raking in Billions in the Aristocracy

It can be said that it responded quite bluntly, looking through the entire network red circle, it is estimated that few dare to be as daunting as Yun Zheng. As for the photos he used as pictures, it is very ironic.

It is still Yunzheng's more famous food carving, but this time, he carved a plate of cooked pig head on the apple. There is also a line specially engraved below: "Take some pig brains, make up some brains, and remember to be awake when eating melons in the future."

Such a sentence made the originally messy Weibo suddenly quiet. It took five or six minutes before someone responded:

"Lying trough! Ha ha ha ha ha ha, we Yun Zheng curse people, it is really different."

"That's right, eat some pig brains and make up some brains. Oh, this sentence is too much. But it's useless to eat pig brains. After all, it's not saved."

When Zhengzhu appeared, Yunzheng's suppressed fans regained their spirits. And Yun Zheng's outspoken sarcasm also gave them a shot of centering agent. Let them, who didn't believe the news, become more determined, and feel that the gang who scolded Yun Zheng was like a fool.

However, their excitement is far from enough compared to the sturdy combat effectiveness of the keyboard men. Before Yun Zheng was silent, these keyboard men were all singing one-man shows. Now that people are out, they dare to talk back. What is more difficult to hear.

"Oh, there is a real face. A good orphanage can make you a brothel, and going to school is like introducing it."

Yun Zheng glanced at him, and then took a screenshot of his avatar and backhanded back: "The shelled head still has a thunder crack. If people can't speak, they still have to play with the computer. I will serve you if I don't agree.

Coincidentally, this person is a fan of Mingqiao, and the head picture is also a picture of Mingqiao. This time, fireworks are still popular, and Mingqiao pretends to be fashionable, and of course got one. It wasn't a big deal, but when Yun Zheng said it, he was obsessed with what it meant.

Adding fireworks to the mid-point, isn't it the shelling head, the thunder crack? The snow-white scalp exposed in the middle can be seen from afar.

"Lying trough, ha ha ha ha, these words are amazing!"

"No, I'm going to laugh to death."

"It's too bad. If you don't carry a dirty word, you can't find the homes where these black people scold." Yunzheng fans who were chased and scolded by the keyboard guys before, almost didn't get scolded. Quite a few, all cooperated with Yun Zheng to fight back.

However, Yun Zheng's head is far from over. Seeing the opposite side for a while, he couldn't get back to talking, he simply posted another Weibo. This Weibo is even more wonderful than the last Apple, and the picture is actually the most common pencil box.

Yun Zheng: I would like to advise those friends who vent through the Internet to hold the Chinese pencil in your hand. The words on it are your name.

"What do you mean?" This sentence didn't understand. Chen Jun couldn't help but ask.

Yun Zheng raised his eyebrows, opened the stationery box, took out the pencil inside, and threw him one.

Chen Jun looked at it and suddenly smiled-it was 2b. And for a while, those people on the Internet responded.

"Six, six, six, Yun Xiaozheng really has you."

"No, 2b, pretty good."

"Hahahahaha, at eleven o'clock in the evening, Ma Ma asked me why I was kneeling by the computer and brushing Weibo."

Yun Zheng's series of counterattacks are sharper than sentences. The keyboard guys who can only scold a few dirty words are not opponents at all. The point is that if people want fire, nothing can stop them.

Even Yun Zheng himself didn't expect that these words that he scolded, even hit the entire network directly, and instantly became a new generation of network buzzwords. Even the emoticon packages that match these few words came out. Coincidentally, every expression pack used Mingqiao's face. The Mingqiao, who is usually the most popular in the net red circle, has also become the best rookie in the expression package world.

Yun Zheng flipped through the comments for a while, and then issued another sentence: "In a sense, Mr. Mingqiao is quite worthy of my admiration. Sitting in the arms of thousands of mentally handicapped people, even now it is just struck by the sky It ’s not easy. "

Yun Zheng's face was torn and Mingqiao was upset. The phrase "mentally handicapped" refers to Mingqiao fans who came to his meager comment area under the instigation of Mingqiao before.

The next time is equivalent to Yun Zheng's personal performance time. He picked out Mingqiao and those who picked things up one by one, and scolded for a full hour in a different way. No sentence is repeated, and the more sharp the words, the more each sentence is a paragraph.

Generally, celebrities rarely dare to do this. After all, the size is also considered a public figure, you must pay attention to style. But Yun Zheng was different. Yun Zheng was young, and he was reviled and abused one-sidedly before. Not only did he not appear ashamed and angry, but he just reflected his youthful spirit.

Still a child, how could it be swallowed after being so wronged?

Gradually, the wind on the Internet began to change, and the opinions of the people who ate melons also shaken.

"Actually, I think that Yun Zheng seems to have been wronged. The main comment area of ​​the gossip book was decoded too quickly. I am regarded as Yun Zheng's diehard fan, and the picture was put out at first glance, and I didn't recognize it."

"I also think that Yun Zheng's reaction is too real. This child is what we have watched along the way, and his character is more stable than that of an adult. If it is not wronged, it will not explode like this."

"It must be blown up! It used to be so difficult. Now that it's finally getting better, I met this one. Let me say that the gossip boss is also a conscience."

With the temporary retreat of keyboard heroes, the melon-eaters who have normal IQs also returned. Yun Zheng, who was almost stepped into the bottom of the valley by Ming Qiao, unexpectedly regained the initiative by relying on a few curse words.

"Fuck!" Ming Qiao in front of the computer dropped his mouse directly in anger, and wanted to scold, but he had no regard for demeanor. However, Yun Zheng did not give him breathing time.

Yun Zheng released some of the materials Gu Gu gave him before. For example, the so-called ps trace designation of bed photos, and for example the edited audio.

Nine long pictures, each with a real hammer. Among them, the three long pictures in the middle paste all the meager numbers that lead the curse, and are marked with special instructions. Who is who belongs to which marketing company, who is who belongs to which navy team. The most ironic thing is still the last picture used for statistics.

Who could have imagined that the meager number that deliberately led the wind to Yunzheng's head originally came from the naval marketing company. In other words, this is a conspiracy. A conspiracy deliberately arranged by someone with an intention to frame Yun Zheng.

"The brain is a good thing, I hope you all have it. If you keep your tongue, it will only be a cloud, and you will go to the temple to learn more about my Buddha's compassion!"

Slashing hard, the hammer from Yun Zheng was too hard to be questioned. Comparing the two, it becomes more and more like the strangeness of the previous gossip boss. And the more these strange things show, the more they highlight the intellectual disability of the keyboard men who followed the curse of Yun Zheng.

"I'll ask, does your face hurt?"

This is still a pain, it has been pumped out and can't see anyone. The keyboard guys who had chased Yun Zheng before now, even though they were across the Internet, felt that the face was swollen and painful.

Who would have thought that Yun Zheng, a junior second child who had no help and no dependability, had such a great ability. Even the affairs of the navy can be detected by him. But if it is so easy to admit defeat, then they will not become the so-called keyboard man. A group of stupid people who don't even have the basic three views. How can they be expected to calm down because they slapped once?

They wouldn't take the dog lightly, and even if they were guiltless, they wouldn't make Yun Zheng feel better.

"Oh, what a real hammer, this is the real hammer that exposes someone behind you! Without so much power, so many details can be found in such a short time?"

"Even the PR of the celebrities is not so fast!"

However, they did not have time to call these words, they found a private message prompt. When I opened it, I was suddenly scared and pale.

Lawyer's letter.

It's not the celebrities on the Internet who are used to confuse people during crisis public relations, but the letters of lawyers that have real legal significance. It has the official seal of the court on file, and it is clearly marked with their real names and ID numbers of three yuan. As for the charges of the accusation, it is also clearly written and slandered. The evidence is what they used to call Yunzheng online.

Ninety percent of these keyboard men are only daring to pretend to be forced on the Internet. Once the skin is removed, their cowardice will be exposed. Especially the meager number that sent them lawyer letters is the most famous law firm in Yanjing. Straightforwardly, tell them to wait for the court to subpoena.

This time, all are stupid.

"Sorry, it's all my fault, I apologize."

"I apologize to the kid, don't send the lawyer's letter, because the unit knows that you will lose your job."

"I just followed suit, and I didn't scold him deliberately. Then I was anxious ... after all, he didn't speak well, right?"

However, these explanations and apologies in their private letters were all dead, and no effective response was received.

If it is really called by the court for such a thing ...

A sense of crisis engulfed the hearts of these keyboard men, and then, there was huge regret. This is a good day, but why do you have to chase a little net red? Well now, kicking the iron plate, beating your face is a trivial matter.

"I'm sorry, Fang Cai's words were all written in my brain. Please forgive Lord Bo." I don't know who it is, so I took the lead to apologize to Yun Zheng. Immediately afterwards, more and more people also reacted. Follow along, delete meager and mediocre, apologize. One counted one, and all showed 200% sincerity.

"What's the situation? The keyboard guys even admit it?" Yun Zheng's fans looked at each other, completely unable to understand the direction of the wind. In the end it can only be attributed to the conscience discovery of these people.

After all, we are so cute, Yunzheng will have the heart to hurt him!

However, Yun Zheng knew that most of them were shot again by Gu Yan.

"Thank you so much." Yun Zheng opened the private letter with Gu Yan and thought for a long time without knowing what to say. You can only use these seven simple words to convey your gratitude. Now Yun Zheng has made Gu Yannao an old man who loves public welfare, has a sense of justice, and has a high sense of virtue. Therefore, he would take the initiative to help him an orphan who was alone.

"This local tyrant, people are really good!" Chen Jun beside could not help but sigh.

"Yeah." Yun Zheng nodded in agreement, secretly decided in his heart, in the future, we must give him a good return.

However, Gu Yan on the other side became a little irritable because of his gratitude.

So, why is it honorific? Yun Zheng will not regard him as an old man in his sixties or seventies!

Rarely did he not reply to Yun Zheng ’s news for the first time, Gu Yan carried his phone and read all the conversations between him and Yun Zheng several times, but he did n’t know what happened.

——

Gu Yan's thoughts were all in Yun Zheng's respectful speech. However, the meager end exploded again. Yun Zheng's thing was reversed again. And it was Mingqiao who was the culprit this time.

A fan of the popular Internet celebrity suddenly stood up and posted a long and meager. The name is also very intriguing:

#Why does every new netizen who confronts Mingqiao get involved? ##

This meager is not too long, but it summarizes three meager influencers who have dealt with Mingqiao and two raccoon anchors. Without exception, they all started very well, but inexplicably appeared black material, followed by a shovel to the end, and finally could not be whitewashed, can only give up. But most coincidentally, including Yun Zheng, who is now maliciously designed, everyone in the accident will be more or less related to Mingqiao.

Just like the first netizen who said he opened a shop and cheated on money. But Pianmingqiao is a public welfare enthusiast, and he will let the elderly go to the restaurant on Respect for the Aged Day. As for the second one who was blown away, the comparison was that Mingqiao personally paid for the leukemia fans for bone marrow. There is a third, a fourth ... all the way to Yunzheng. Whenever a person is hacked, Mingqiao can dig out new advantages, which is in sharp contrast with it.

Therefore, at the end, the thin and long thin Lord bluntly asked: "Is there really such a coincidence in the world?"

This meager just issued, immediately became the focus of the net red circle. In fact, these things that Mingqiao does are not a sophisticated method. It was only that the previous ones were strangled to death, and he also really got fans, so he was not noticed. And now, as soon as the shame cloth is lifted, it can't be carried away.

"Evil has bad rewards!" Chen Jun's stomach hurts, and he pokes at Yunzheng, who closes his eyes and rests his head. "I said Yunzheng, when did you explode your real hammer designed by Mingqiao? They guessed anyway Is almost the same. "

"Don't worry." Yun Zheng shook his head. "There are three days to be the raccoon's first live show. Staying with him for a while can still be a topic."

However, Yun Zheng's head can still be stabilized, but it has been messed up meagerly. The keyboard men who had hit the iron plate at Yunzheng before could be considered a way to vent. Although he did not dare to be too brazen because of scruples, it was inexplicable and brought a wind direction, but it was not a problem.

Gradually, more and more people put their doubts on Mingqiao. The number of passers-by on Mingqiao's Weibo suddenly dropped by several thousand. This time he was really anxious and couldn't help sending Weibo for clarification.

"Why should I count a junior high school kid who has no skill?"

Mingqiao became angry and angry. Yun Zheng's strength was beyond his expectations, the point is that his response was too fast. He didn't have time to pave the way, and public opinion was completely reversed. Moreover, Mingqiao is also a little scared. The stone hammer given by Yun Zheng is too hard, and hard enough to pull him out.

If all of his black material is really burst out, then his internet celebrity career will come to an end completely.

However, Yun Zheng did not intend to let him go. Mingqiao said that he had no ability, and Yun Zheng directly released the comparison of the video data of the two people recently: "Yeah, of course, you don't have to count me, after all, you are too angry! "

Slap naked.

Regardless of the amount of video forwarding, or the number of clicks, and the number of comments, the data like Mingqiao is far from being comparable to that of Yun Zheng.

"Hahaha, please hammer, this wave of operation is six!" Many people couldn't help laughing when they saw this scene. And I think Yunzheng is so interesting. He has a stable personality without losing blood. The point is, it's too happy to see him hit the face. Earlier, I fought a keyboard keyboard player alone, and they scolded them like grandsons, and in turn had to apologize to Yunzheng and Yunzheng.

As for the Mingqiao side, it is even more powerful. The net celebrity directly set by a handsome guy in Mingqiao has become a rookie in the expression pack world. For this skill, most people really don't have it.

"Don't be too arrogant!" Mingqiao was so angry that he was holding his anger on his chest, and he was almost suffocated by Yun Zheng. Simply put down a ruthless remark: "Three days later, I will see you on the raccoon live broadcast! Calling Daddy, and kneeling down with less popularity is called Daddy."

Yun Zheng: "Hehe da, send you a word. Some things, don't have to persevere, after all, persevere, and will not succeed. In addition, you are too ugly, I don't want you to smash you so ugly!

ctm! As soon as Mingqiao "teng", he stood up from the chair, and the anger in his eyes was almost substantive. He stared at Yunzheng's meager head, and he kept swearing and talking. However, what made him unexpected is actually still behind. Who would have thought that he was only a few words with Yun Zheng you coming and going, and some stranger passers-by who had nothing to do with him, followed him in scolding him.

"It's so shameless to be such an adult. But I'm bullying a child, and my conscience is probably eaten by the dog."

"What's more called Dad's game, meager scolding each other, eating more rice for ten years, has not scolded others, it's too shameful.

"The male creatures that can gasp in the entire universe are counted, and it is estimated that there is no such garbage as the thin master."

What does this have to do with them?

In the past, the methods he used on other people all rebounded on himself. Mingqiao was so angry that he fell into the glass. Hate to sew these people's mouths directly through the network cable. He walked around the house irritably for several laps and drank two more cans of beer, only to really calm down.

He hasn't lost yet, and there will be a live broadcast to prove himself!

Thinking of this, Mingqiao calmed down a little and opened the raccoon platform, his family group.

"Old irons! I was bullied by a child."

"What's the matter? Which child is so bold? Let's go! Our Mingqiao family team took a shot and brushed his live studio directly!"

"Hey, thank you all old iron, three days later! Support the brothers."

In a few words, Ming Qiao described himself as a pitiful innocent victim who was bullied by Yun Zheng and made to cry. And he said to the local tyrant group, as soon as he opened the live broadcast, he smashed the list with gifts. The raccoon platform has a ranking of new anchors. Mingqiao is still within the deadline. If there are enough gifts, there is hope.

Raccoon and Weibo are two worlds, Yun Zheng eats on Weibo, but Raccoon platform is the main battlefield of Mingqiao. No matter how strong Yun Zheng is, a newcomer who has just arrived may never be able to fight him who has a fixed local tyrant group!

This time, he must let Yun Zheng lose, stepping on his knees and calling his father.

——

Three days later, in such an atmosphere, the live broadcast finally began.

Yunqiao was scolded by Yun Zheng before, and it was his first bet. Therefore, this time, he was **** his feet and had to step on Yun Zhengsheng.

Matsutake, truffles, filet mignon, caviar ... A variety of top-notch ingredients were successively moved to the counter by Mingqiao. At the same time, his words were full.

"Today, I ’m going to show you one of the most special western food main dishes. The name of this dish allows me to sell an official, but my next move will be carefully watched! , The perfect feast after the collision of top vision and taste. "

In the end, Mingqiao still has some real materials, and he has carefully prepared it again. The series of movements are enough to be dazzling.

"Oh! Mingqiao is going to make a big one this time!" Many fans of Mingqiao couldn't help but marvel. At the same time, there is something good, but he double-opened a trumpet and went to see Yunzheng's end.

Among all the meager new bosses, Yun Zheng's strength is arguably the most powerful. The previous meager scolding brought him a lot of popularity, and the raccoon platform also expressed its push. Therefore, apart from the fact that there is no fixed local tyrant group to help brush gifts to the list, Yun Zheng's remaining aspects are more dominant than Mingqiao.

Therefore, many people are also very curious and want to know how Yun Zheng should deal with the scene in front of him.

However, unexpectedly, it is not like Mingqiao has gotten a lot of complicated and advanced materials. Yun Zheng's material is so simple, so simple, it's unbelievable.

A basket of eggs from the **** Nima.