I'm Really A Newcomer

Driven by the "True Truth", Shi Yan took a sip of thick nicotine and roared: "If you want to leave, you can row on your own! If you go against the military, you will lose your head, boy!"

"I am Jiang Mian, they will let me go." Jiang Mian said seriously.

"You are Jiang Mian and I am Ye Zi." Shi Yan waved his hand indifferently.

In his mind, Major General Shuang Yue, who could survive in the mountains and take care of millions of wild ghosts, was either a gorilla or a human who looked like a gorilla. In short, he was not the one in front of him who looked neither masculine nor feminine. A weak boy.

If he looks like this, he is either a pampered playboy or the cowherd of Sakurajima Custom Shop!

The Cowherd King!

It is said that the children of the Yue Clan's aristocratic families will be driven to Xinilan by their families when they reach adulthood. Now it seems that the children of this aristocratic family have not transformed properly when they talk big words.

Shi Yan was about to give a serious lecture to the ignorant boy in front of him, but the identity authentication flashing with the military logo suddenly flicked from the storage crystal between Jiang Mian's fingers to Shi Yan's face.

"Major General Jiang Mian of Shuangyue Military Camp..." Shi Yan was reading the words on the virtual screen, and then under Jiang Mian's shocked eyes, a virtual screen that had no military logo and was slightly rough popped up from his storage crystal.

"Did you see, Jiyue Military Camp Commander Ye Zi, I also have this kind of thing... Although many years ago, the canteen sold fake documents such as 'marriage certificates' and 'idiot certificates', but now the ones that are popular among primary school students are This kind of thing."

"I have a military logo! A military logo!" The taciturn Jiang Mian was also a little angry.

"I don't know whether your military logo is real or fake!" Shi Yan shouted angrily, unwilling to be outdone.

"Anyway, I won't... until Wuyue Military Camp lifts the ban..."

Suddenly, Shi Yan's vision was covered by awe-inspiring black shadows. Bright red threads wrapped around Jiang Mian's thin body from all sides of the Rose Sea, and then a burly general in armor stood between heaven and earth.

"Okay, I'll keep going." Shi Yan said with a smile.

The entire fishing boat tilted slightly due to Li Guang's weight. Shi Yan pretended to be calm and held the rudder again, but his hands could not help but tremble.

…

"You are really the legendary Jiang Mian." Shi Yan cautiously looked at the young man behind him who had become extra handsome like the little devil fairy after his transformation, and looked at the group of excited soldiers on the deck. It shouldn't look fake.

"Yes." Jiang Mian was lying on the seat with his arms folded, looking at the huge cruise ships not far away that were loaded with cargo.

Passing dozens of giant ships felt like crossing a road without traffic lights, and having to wait by the flower bed in the middle of the road before the speeding vehicles stopped.

During this period of time caught in the busy traffic, I couldn't do anything. I could only passively look at the traffic close at hand, and then count that there was only a Honda and a BMW left in the distance.

"I'm sorry, Major General." Shi Yan said, covering his hairy chest, "I just imagined you as a gorilla."

"How the hell did I say that."

"It's okay." Jiang Mian said softly, "I haven't talked to someone so happily for a long, long time."

"Thank you, uncle."

"Where." Shi Yan smiled innocently, touching his head.

"No one dares to talk to you in the military camp, right?"

"I don't like to talk much."

"What's wrong, Major General, don't you look very talkative now? You usually suppress for too long. If you suppress for too long, you will fly away..."

Shi Yan wanted to make a pornographic comment but saw Jiang Mian's sad side face.

The chatty uncle knows that pornography is sometimes a perfect weapon to liven up the atmosphere, but there is still a certain limit to it. For example, you must never speak pornographically to a woman, or you can't speak pornographically before a woman takes the initiative to speak pornographically. cavity.

Or take this untimely moment.

…

"Rose Harbor has arrived, Major General."

"You must be scared." Jiang Mian said softly, "I haven't felt so relaxed for a long time."

"No, no, Major General, just feel comfortable."

Shi Yan rolled up his sleeves and parked the fishing boat on the shore.

"The pier is full. Major General, please jump on from here." Shi Yan said to Jiang Mian.

"Until the ban on navigation is lifted, I can only trouble you to rest in Shuizhou City for half a day..."

After jumping ashore, Jiang Mian took out 50,000 monthly coins from the storage crystal and handed it to Shi Yan: "It's considered work loss, you must accept it."

"Hahahahahaha, why are you so polite?" Shi Yan touched his head and quickly reached out to take the moon coins, "Anyway, before I finish taking an order, I will go to the nightclub in Shuizhou City to have a good time... Xiao Children don’t want to learn.”

"Who are you talking to?" Jiang Mianxin said.

After Jiang Mian withdrew his hand, Shi Yan accidentally caught a glimpse of his calloused right hand.

Shi Yan was startled, and the sunlight penetrated the thin clouds and poured onto Jiang Mian's extraordinarily delicate face.

"It's true that people cannot be judged by their appearance..." Shi Yan murmured.

"Major General, we need to kill a few more people on the battlefield to protect us ordinary people."

"OK."

…

"What you said just now meant goodbye, right?"

"Yes, Major General."

"After we've said goodbye, why are you still walking in the same direction as me?"

"Because I'm going to the nightclub in Shuizhou City."

"But it's broad daylight now..."

"Is there a Bai Guild?"