I’m Really a Superstar

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the next day.

Recording day.

In the morning, Beijing TV.

"Hey, where is Director Zhang?"

"I do not know."

"It was there just now."

"Brother Hu, Director Zhang fell asleep with the backstage."

"Director Zhang didn't sleep all night yesterday."

"Oh, the audience is here, let him keep at it and work overtime."

"Okay, I understand. Then I'll go get Director Zhang."

Spectators enter.

The singer takes his place.

Only the director is gone.

Zhang Ye was called up, and he forced his eyes to wash his face with cold water. When he came out, he saw Xiaodong and Amy in the corridor, and they immediately came to greet them.

Xiaodong asked: "Can you save the situation?"

Zhang Ye nodded, "That's all."

Amy looked at him and said, "Director Zhang, you are so bad. I saw your meager performance yesterday, hahahaha, CCTV will probably hate you crazy!"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "My account has been hacked."

"Hey!" Amy shouted.

Over there, Zhang Xia also came to the bathroom and saw a few of them.

Zhang Xia immediately asked, "Xiao Zhang, is the replacement singer here?"

Zhang Ye replied: "Come on."

"Who?" Amy asked instantly.

Zhang Xia was also curious: "Do I know him?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Let's get to know each other."

Xiaodong: "What about me?"

"You know him too," Zhang Ye said.

He didn't reveal much, turned around and hurriedly went to the front to get busy.

Half an hour later.

The recording venue was packed with people, and the audience was all talking about it.

"Did you read Weibo yesterday?"

"Look, hahaha, it made me laugh to death!"

"Zhang Ye's behavior is really amazing!"

"He's just a dog-skin plaster."

"But it's really a relief. Who asked CCTV to stab me first?"

"Yeah, I still don't know how "I Am a Singer" will save the show. The singer must not be able to host it, right? Then who will be on? Dong Shanshan? Zhang Ye?"

"Who knows, if that happens then the rules will have to be changed."

"I still like singers and hosts."

"Well, changing the rules now will definitely affect the ratings."

"The key is that everyone is used to the rules of singer substitute hosting and it has become ingrained."

On stage.

The band is in place.

The staff is in place.

Countdown:

three.

two.

one.

Recording begins!

The audience had opened their eyes wide, wanting to see how they responded. Then, many people saw a person holding a microphone coming up from the stage. Immediately, exclamations broke out, and everyone was agitated. They were stunned, some burst out laughing, and stood up in an instant, with thunderous applause!

It's him!

Sure enough it was him!

The singers backstage were also happy.

Zhang Xia smiled and said: "In the end, Xiao Zhang has to host it."

Chen Guang said: "I've guessed it a long time ago, it's either him or Dong Shanshan."

Xiaodong said happily: "You are both the chief director and the host. Thank you for your hard work, Teacher Zhang."

Zhang Ye was already standing on the stage and said with a smile: "Hello everyone, welcome to "I Am a Singer" broadcast exclusively by Brain Gold. I am today's host. I have a 'license' and a 'business certificate' , a formal professional and legal host who has won the highest host award, oh, some people are wondering where Sister Dong is? Sister Dong is illegal and someone reported her to her. Now she is busy taking the host qualification certificate."

"puff!"

"Hahaha!"

There was laughter below.

This guy didn’t forget to be sarcastic when he arrived!

Zhang Ye spoke eloquently: "So today I learned that I was the acting host. Sister Dong came to me specially and told me one thing repeatedly. She told me to convey these words to the audience. These words are particularly important, so Friends who have pens, please take notes carefully."

Everyone was stunned.

What words?

What important words?

Many people pricked up their ears.

Zhang Ye cleared his throat, his expression changed, and he suddenly said quickly: "Thank you to Brain Gold Group, a leading health care product brand, for being the exclusive sponsor of this show.

Thanks to the strong sponsorship of Hubei Pharmaceutical Group, if you use a tablet, you can use an eight-inch Lilai tablet with multi-core technology. Sweet brand juice drinks will be sweet to your heart! "

The audience sprayed!

Is this it?

It's important, your sister is important!

Isn’t this just fucking advertising?

The singers backstage also laughed for a long time, especially Xiaodong, who was dumbfounded and convinced at the same time. She suddenly felt that the document issued by the radio and television was actually not unreasonable. Look at Zhang Ye's hosting, and then look at her own hosting. There was a huge gap. It's really big. This is the difference between a professional host who has won the highest host Golden Microphone award and a guest host. Whether it is rhythm, humor, adaptability, articulation, or aura, there is a huge difference.

Zhang Ye already heated up the atmosphere with just a few words.

Zhang Ye said calmly: "Well, let's start today's competition. The first singer to appear today is the replacement singer for this period. The stage will be handed over to him next."

Applause breaks out.

The singers backstage were waiting with their necks stretched out. Which one? Are they old friends? They don't want someone powerful, because the people on this stage are already powerful enough.

The audience also looked towards the Moon Gate.

who is it?

Where are people?

But some viewers were absent-minded.

"It's better to change the rules."

"Yes, what else can we do?"

"Oh, CCTV is so immoral."

"Let's make do with it."

"Well, Zhang Ye's hosting is quite good. If he wasn't a singer, he wouldn't be the host."

"But it's still a pity."

"The singer is the host, and the backstage interactions are also fun."

“It definitely has an impact on the quality of the show.”

Instruments come on stage.

The microphone is set up.

66 More than twenty men and women came out. The men were wearing black dresses and the women were wearing white dresses. They seemed to be backup singers? Or a chorus?

Everyone couldn’t understand it anymore.

Amy wondered: "What is going on?"

Zhang Xia asked expectantly: "Who is coming?"

Xiaodong smiled and said: "This battle is really big. What are you going to sing? Isn't there a bel canto singer here? A friend of Grandma Zhang's?"

Everything is ready.

The lights dimmed.

Many people at the scene could not sit still in anticipation.

"Where are the people?"

"Come out!"

"Is there no one at Moon Gate?"

"Hey, Zhang Ye is still on stage?"

"Haha, what a fool!"

"Teacher Zhang, it's time for you to go down."

"Why are these idiots still standing there?"

Everyone laughed.

The next moment, the orchestra started playing!

At this moment, everyone was stunned. What happened? what happened? The music is playing? But what about singers? The replacement singer hasn’t come out yet?

Zhang Ye on the stage slowly turned around to face the audience, picked up the microphone in his hand, and looked helpless and tired, as if he hadn't woken up.

Crow sound effects.

"quack."

Zhang Ye actually sang:

"Darkness has enveloped Chaoyang Park."

"Dancer is ready for the square dance."

"I looked at the shadows of the trees outside the window."

"Is this my youth?"

Male chorus: "When the petals leave the flower."

At this moment, the audience was so frightened that they all stood up!

Oh My God!

Zhang Ye!

The replacement singer is Zhang Ye!

Oh my God! Why didn't I think of it earlier!

It turns out the rules haven’t changed!

It turns out that the singer is still the host!

It's Zhang Ye who comes to the rescue!

Damn it! It’s so exciting now!

Amy was dumbfounded, "!!!"

Xiaodong almost fainted and said, "It's over!"

Zhang Xia slapped her forehead, "Oh! Isn't it?"

Chen Guang also had a headache and kept smiling, "Here comes a ruthless character. Before I came to "Singer", I was thinking, it doesn't matter who I meet, but it's best not to meet Zhang Ye."

Zhao Wuliu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Why is it Director Zhang? If he sings seriously, it will be enough for everyone to drink. This is a tough one."

The singers all had the same reaction!

The audience was delighted to see it, and they were all excited!

Zhang Ye sang in a flirtatious voice: "There is a boss named Hu Fei."

Male voice: "My name is Hu Fei."

Zhang Ye: "He showed up at six o'clock in the afternoon, with eyes like a black back."

Female voice: "Just like a black back."

Sound effect: "Woof woof!"

Zhang Ye rolled his eyes and sang: "Holding a pot of hot coffee in my hand."

Male and female harmony: "Hey hey hey."

Zhang Ye: "Should we have a meeting?"

Hu Fei in the audience heard this song for the first time and almost spit out a mouthful of blood!

Next to me, Brother Hou, Xiao Lu and other staff members burst into laughter instantly, hahahaha! They all heard Zhang Ye's emotions from the singing! This guy is still angry now! He doesn't even want to fill the spot! This was because Hu Fei and his gang were trying to catch him!

…

The next day.

The program airs.

On Zhang Ye’s TV:

"I said this is not good."

"I'm going to pick up my elderly dad at the airport."

"I haven't seen you in more than thirty years."

"He comes from far away Siberia."

Mom and Dad were stunned!

Haven’t seen each other for more than thirty years?

How old are you, you brat!

…

CCTV set.

"There's obviously nothing to do today."

"I also saw you playing live."

"Don't you have a home?"

"Please don't say that!"

"--baby. "

"Overtime! Come on!"

Everyone fainted when they saw the latest issue!

…

Nationwide.

Every household is singing Zhang Ye's bel canto!

Someone is excited!

Some people were stunned!

"I feel like my body has been hollowed out."

"I'm as tired as a dog."

"Eighteen days, no makeup removal."

"It took me two and a half years."

"My routine is disordered, but I am getting fatter and fatter."

…

The internet was quickly blown away by this song!

Countless netizens almost fell to their knees in support of Zhang Ye!

"It's Zhang Ye who's here!"

"When I saw that he was the replacement singer, my pores exploded!"

"It's awesome, this song is so relatable!"

"Does it sound good? Pfft! Why is it so funny!"

"Hahahaha, my whole family was laughing so hard when they listened to this song!"

"The singing was great! I don't want to work overtime either!"

"Zhang Ye is really in a hurry!"

"This song makes me kneel down!"

"Divine Comedy!"

"I give this rescue full fucking marks!"

"I like Zhang Ye so much!"

"This bel canto is so beautifully sung!"

"Haha, this guy also scolded his producer Hu Fei!"

"Pfft, the key point is that this is Zhang Ye's inner voice. He definitely didn't want to fill his seat, but he was forced to do it. That's why he came up with this "Feeling His Body Was Empty"!"

Chief director!

Ticket ringer!

host!

Plus a participating singer?

puff!

Whoever the hell had changed would have been outsourced!

This is a rhythm that will tire Zhang Ye to death!

Never in history has a person played so many roles in a show at the same time. If he is not hollowed out, who will be hollowed out? ? (To be continued.) 8