I’m Really a Superstar

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Zhang Ye: "Actually, this is of no use at all."

Yao Jiancai: "Yes, what kind of expert are you asking for?"

Zhang Ye: "Actors must rely on their true abilities."

Yao Jiancai: "That's right."

Zhang Ye: "That's why I have to get plastic surgery."

Yao Jiancai: "Huh? Is this what you are really capable of?"

Ning Lan: "Pfft!"

Xiaodong: "Hahahaha!"

Chen Guang and Fan Wenli also laughed out loud!

Zhang Ye: "Yes!"

Yao Jiancai: "Oh."

Zhang Ye said: "I have to go to South Korea."

Yao Jiancai: "Yes, there's a plastic surgery industry over there."

The audience was refreshed!

I'm coming!

Speaking of Korea!

Zhang Ye: "I bought a ticket and got on the plane. When I got on the plane, I sat there. Hey, guess who I saw? There was a Korean star sitting next to me!"

Yao Jiancai asked: "Who is it?"

Zhang Ye: "Teacher Park Il-sung, a Korean celebrity and a famous Asian singer!"

Yao Jiancai shouted, "Whoring for the rest of his life? His kidneys are pretty good."

The audience all sprayed:

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Ouch!"

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Whoring for life? Poof!"

Park Jae Sang is holding a concert not far across the street!

Famous Korean singer? Also okay? The audience could not help but think of that person, and they all became excited as if they had been given a shot of chicken blood!

Zhang Ye said: "I don't know if his kidneys are good or not. Anyway, I was very puzzled, so I asked him, I said, Mr. Prostitute, why are you flying in economy class for such a big shot? Mr. Prostitute told me , the market there is sluggish, that’s why I came to China.”

Yao Jiancai said cheerfully: "That's right, he thinks money in China is easy to make."

"babble!"

"babble!"

"babble!"

The audience burst into laughter!

Why come to China?

Making money?

The idea of ​​high-priced tickets is used here!

Zhang Ye's cross talk was full of curses!

Zhang Ye said: "Then the plane took off, oh, I felt so uncomfortable, disgusting."

Yao Jiancai: "Hey, are you airsick?"

Zhang Ye: "Yeah, I was thrashing around, feeling sick, and there was no place to throw up. I saw the prostitute teacher next to me wearing a blindfold and sleeping. Without saying anything, I just shined my light on his chest - vomit!"

Yao Jiancai: "Oh, it's so disgusting."

Zhang Xia and her daughter couldn’t help laughing!

Li Xiaoxian, who was sitting in the corner wearing sunglasses, was also smiling.

so bad!

Zhang Ye's bad spirit is so bad that no one else can do it!

Zhang Ye said: "He didn't move and neither did I. After a while, the plane landed smoothly. He just woke up, so I quickly went up and asked him: Are you feeling better?"

Yao Jiancai: "Hey!"

Zhang Ye: "Are you still feeling uncomfortable?"

Yao Jiancai: "Do you want to hurt me or not?"

The audience burst into laughter!

"Hahahahaha!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

Zhang Ye: "Hey, take care of yourself. Goodbye."

Yao Jiancai: "You are so wicked. You took the wrong medicine for this family!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Oh, you made me laugh so hard!"

"It can't be done, it can't be done!"

Many viewers clapped their legs and laughed!

Zhang Ye continued: "As soon as I got off the plane, I was thinking, you said you are crazy. Every country has different craftsmanship. Only the Koreans are good at this kind of plastic surgery."

Yao Jiancai asked: "Yes, why?"

Zhang Ye thought for a while, "Maybe it's because they are shabby."

Yao Jiancai: "Ah?"

Zhang Ye: "How else would we call it South Korea?"

Yao Jiancai: "Is South Korea a poor country?"

Zhang Ye: "It's a cold country."

Yao Jiancai: "Oh, if you say so, Japan will have no way to explain it!"

Ning Lan: "Hahahaha!"

Amy was lying there laughing so hard!

Zhang Ye pulled him: "Hahaha,

Then you'd better explain it to me! "

Yao Jiancai pushed him: "Go! What can I explain?"

The audience was already laughing crazy!

Too poisonous!

What a loss!

There is really no one to blame for this!

Japan and South Korea are all here!

Countless viewers felt a long-lost pore-exploding pleasure!

How long?

How long has it been since I heard Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai speak so openly on stage? I’m afraid it goes back to the cross talk competition held by CCTV back then! Today is an online live broadcast, and the standards are much looser. They are not as constrained as they are on the TV station. The status of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai also suddenly came to light!

It’s so enjoyable!

Still the same taste!

Still the same cross talk!

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's skills are still the same!

…

The first scene is over.

The second scene featured two young comedians.

The third show featured two seniors in the cross talk industry.

It was well said, and the audience was very considerate and complimentary, and the applause never stopped.

Of course, in fact, these crosstalk actors who came to help Zhang Ye also understood that the audience was so popular because of Zhang Ye's face. Zhang Ye is the actor on today's stage. Apart from him, today's crosstalk world No one can hold a cross talk show on such a big stage as Beizhan, no one can do it!

In the fourth game, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai played again.

In the fifth scene, two other young crosstalk actors took over.

In the sixth game, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai took the stage again.

As soon as they took the stage, the two of them couldn't get off the stage.

One baggage after another!

The curse words came out one after another!

The audience went crazy!

"another one!"

"another one!"

"Don't leave!"

"One more section!"

The performance went from seven o'clock to eight o'clock, and from eight o'clock to nine o'clock. It was supposed to end at nine o'clock according to the performance time approved by the superior department, but the audience just wouldn't leave!

Zhang Ye smiled bitterly.

Yao Jiancai was helpless.

What can we do?

Say it!

The two began to come back again and again!

once!

Five times!

ten times!

Fifteen times!

As soon as they left, the audience started booing, and then Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai were invited back by the host to continue talking. Then they left the stage and were invited back again, and the cycle started over again! At the end, Ning Lan also came on stage to join in the fun, chatted with Zhang Ye, and got addicted to cross talk. Xiaodong and Amy were also dragged up by Zhang Ye. Zhang Ye praised them and said a paragraph. The lines were prepared for them in advance. I originally wanted to call them Li Xiaoxian and Chen Guang, but they were too thin-skinned to survive.

That scene was extremely lively.

Destroy the star.

Cursing Japan and South Korea.

Teasing and teasing the audience.

Zhang Ye opened his mouth with ease.

I never heard the laughter from the audience from beginning to end!

"Hahahahaha!"

"I can not make it!"

"You're laughing so hard!"

"What a joke!"

"He's so wicked!"

A cross talk show that was supposed to end at nine o'clock was actually continued until half past ten!

Seventeen encores!

An encore record that has never been seen before in the cross talk world!

An encore number that has never appeared in the history of cross talk!

At this point, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's first cross talk show was a great success, and the audience was excited! (To be continued.) 8 For more exciting novels, welcome to visit our reading academy