I’m Really a Superstar

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The poem is finished!

Zhang Ye, who was holding the trophy, did not stay for a moment and went straight backstage, leaving only his back and an uproar of thousands of audience members, guests and judges!

Holy shit!

What kind of modern poetry is this!

Do you mean that your Beijing radio station is a backwater? Is the radio station leader ugly? No, there’s no need to start with “Zui Fei” at all, that’s what he clearly meant! This kind of poem is not some hazy poem. "Dead Water" is very simple and easy to understand. Yes, it is cursed!

"I'm going to die!"

"Is this too domineering?"

"Is this person crazy? Why do you say that?"

"Didn't he say that he wanted to thank the unit and the leader?"

"Yeah, I also believed it to be true, haha, it's really exciting now!"

"Although it is not live broadcast, this is also a silver microphone award. Is he sure there will be no problem in saying this? Is this really okay? This offends his leader to death, station director? He also mentioned this in his speech Deputy Director Jia, right? They’re all here by name. Hey, let me go. Today is really not in vain. Our unit only has ten ticket slots for me to grab one. I really got it right. I’m so proud. How often do you get the chance to hear Qian’s modern poems? This poem is really a classic, it’s so damning!”

"Are there still such ruthless people in the TV and radio system?"

"Zhang Ye? I remember this name, haha, that's awesome!"

"I must apologize. I also called Zhang Ye a flatterer. I didn't expect such a 'thank you'!"

This is the perspective of the audience and onlookers. Because it has no direct interest in them, everyone has the mentality of watching the fun.

But some people are different.

Sister Zhou's jaw almost dropped when she heard that, and then she slapped her forehead and said loudly: "I'll just say it! I'll just say it! Thank you to the leader and the unit! This is not what Xiao Zhang would say at all! How can he have a character that tends to follow people's opinions? Take a look! Let me get it right!"

Zhao Guozhou: "..." He can no longer speak.

Tian Bin and his wife were also confused. When Zhang Ye was about to express his gratitude, they thought that Zhang Ye was compromising with the leader and that he knew how to give in and tolerate. But the next moment, Zhang Ye read such a poem. , they couldn't understand where Zhang Ye got the courage!

Xiaofang was so anxious that she stamped her feet, "What are we going to do? Teacher Zhang is in big trouble!"

"More than just a big disaster?" Wang Xiaomei said: "Xiao Zhang offended too many people this time!"

Aunt Sun whispered: "But the scolding is so refreshing! To be honest, I have never understood Xiao Zhang's other poems, such as "Birds and Fishes" and "Haiyan". I don't have the cultural literacy, but I really understood today's song "Dead Water". It's so well written, and the scolding was really hearty. Throw more junk? Sprinkle your leftovers? Xiao Zhang must be disappointed in Taili. It’s absolutely terrible, this place is really a backwater for him!”

The old editor couldn't laugh or cry, "You can't say that. What kind of occasion is this? It's a golden microphone award ceremony. There are top senior teachers in the industry present, including divas, staff from other radio and television stations, and many viewers who are not in the circle. , Xiao Zhang has had enough of scolding, but what will he do next? Does he still want to do it with the stage? It is wrong to make an own mistake when awarding the award. At this time, the problem is not small. Additional nomination for the award? This is once again an unprecedented thing. Okay! Well, during your acceptance speech, you took a microphone and scolded the unit and leaders in public? This is not unprecedented, you know? It will not be possible for future generations! This is just an example!"

Yes, this thing is absolutely unprecedented and unprecedented. The old editor dared to guarantee this, because the second person would never be able to do such a thing!

Xiaofang smiled bitterly and said, "Teacher Zhang has always had this temper."

Sister Zhou said: "That's right, that is, Xiao Zhang dares to do this. Sometimes I really envy him, and I like this young man more and more. He is straightforward and scolds when he is unhappy. I feel comfortable getting along with such a person. You will never worry about him scheming against you, Xiao Zhang will put everything out in the open and will not cause trouble with you secretly."

The old editor said speechlessly: "You are comfortable, but someone is uncomfortable."

…

Hu Fei was one of those uncomfortable people. After listening to Zhang Ye's poem, Hu Fei almost fainted. A few minutes ago, he was bragging for Zhang Ye to the channel director next to him, and he also strongly recommended Zhang Ye. Ye went to his new column, but he didn't expect that Zhang Ye would do something like this a few minutes later!

The director glanced at him and said, "Teacher Hu, is this the person you recommended?"

Hu Fei coughed and spoke to Zhang Ye: "Let's not talk about his temper for now. Let's just talk about this poem. It is absolutely flawless and is truly pure literature."

The director also laughed, "You can round him up. I don't know if it's pure literature or not, but I know it's a thorn in the side!"

Hu Fei said: "Talented people always have some character."

The director said: "But his character is too fiery. That is to say, the Silver Microphone Award is for life, and there is no cancellation of it. Otherwise, just based on his modern poem of speech, the award can be withdrawn from him, and The Beijing Radio Station also belongs to our Beijing TV Station and has been merged a long time ago. When he scolded their station, didn’t he also bring us in in disguise? Old Hu, I’d better consider your recommended candidate. I dare to follow You are sure that after this incident, Zhang Ye may indeed be well-known in the television and radio systems. Some people may also praise him for daring to speak out, but most of them will be ostracized. Almost no one in the industry dares to hire him. It's about the same as banning. Haha, who dares to ask for an uncontrollable time bomb? If you do this at the critical moment, no one can stand it!"

Hu Fei said firmly: "Even if he is a thorn, I still want him to come. His literary qualities must not be buried. That would be a pity!"

…

Several judges there.

Zhang Yuanqi looked at the place where Zhang Ye left with a smile on his face, without making any comment.

The young judge was speechless for a while, and finally said: "This poem... is really acceptable." He hesitated for a while but did not dare to say it too seriously. He knew that Zhang Ye was recommended by Zhang Yuanqi, although in his opinion Zhang Ye It is impossible to know the queen, but in the final analysis, she was nominated by Zhang Yuanqi after all. She always has to save face for the queen. He is no better than Teacher Zheng and other judges. Without the qualifications and age, he is not good in front of Zhang Yuanqi. The one who made the mistake was Zhang Yuanqi, who was also his senior teacher.

Teacher Zheng closed his eyes and concentrated without saying a word.

"Mr. Zheng? How should we deal with this?" A female judge asked, "Isn't this too disrespectful of our awards stage and the jury?"

Teacher Zheng opened his eyes, "Let's not talk about whether this poem is appropriate for the time or whether it should be mentioned on this occasion. Let me just say that this poem "Dead Water" really opened my eyes. Originally, I did not plan to join the jury this time. Yes, I'm getting older, and it's time to really take a back seat, but I feel now that I'm very lucky that I came to the scene this time, haha, do you believe it? With this modern poem, I dare to say that this young You will definitely be able to make a name for yourself in the industry in the future! It’s better to let ugliness take over! Let’s see what kind of world it creates? I’m very interested in what kind of world this young man can create!”

…

At this moment, the most angry person is the leader of the radio station!

Needless to say, the station director of Zhang Ye's unit had long promised the silver microphone award to the children of his old comrades, but unexpectedly it came to nothing due to temporary changes. This already made the station director simmering with anger. Now Zhang Ye has When such a cruel move comes, it is not a slap in the face, nor is it a step on the face, but a real kick in the face! Kick them in the face! With so many colleagues and seniors present, as well as the leaders of Radio and Television, and the leaders of Beijing TV Station, the station director felt that he had lost all his face, and there was no trace left! After today, no, not until tomorrow, this matter will probably spread to all the TV stations and radio stations at noon today. How will he raise his head in the future? Being scolded by a new anchor who was a subordinate and the lowest level, he still couldn't stop talking. Zhang Ye said it on the stage with a microphone. Even if the station manager speaks, others can't hear him.

But the director is pretty good, relatively speaking.

The most noteworthy thing is Deputy Director Jia. Zhang Ye was in charge of the literary and art channel. Zhang Ye had a conflict with him because of the copyright issue. In the end, it was Deputy Director Jia who slapped Zhang Ye on the sidelines. He made things difficult for him, so Zhang Ye's counterattack this time was obviously mainly against him!

"This bastard!" Deputy Director Jia's face turned green. He really turned green. He cursed uncontrollably. Zhang Ye was so angry that he was so angry that his lungs almost exploded. As a result, he was probably extremely angry. It was so heartbreaking that Deputy Director Jia couldn't breathe, rolled his eyes, and actually fainted from anger!

The deputy director of another radio station next to him had quick eyes and quick hands. When he saw that Deputy Director Jia's neck was tilted in his seat, he hurriedly supported him, "Old Jia! Old Jia!"

"Ouch!"

"Deputy Director Jia!"

"Someone comes quickly! Someone comes quickly!"

"Call an ambulance! Someone has fainted!"

"Pinch the person first, quickly see if he is still angry or not!"

The place suddenly became a mess, and seven or eight people nearby gathered around to help!

In the end, it wasn't a big problem. After pinching the middle of the person, Deputy Director Jia woke up. A staff member from the backstage came up to check his blood pressure and found that he was fine.

This episode left everyone even more speechless.

Deputy Director Jia felt so embarrassed that he went to his grandma's house and made a subordinate he had always looked down on faint with anger? Of course his face won't look good!

The surname is Zhang!

Just wait for me!

Taking advantage of this incident, the director immediately told the five judges: "Teachers, I suggest that Zhang Ye's Silver Microphone Award be revoked. This person talks nonsense and slanders the organization. He must be severely punished!"

The most qualified veteran judge, Mr. Zheng, looked at him, then had a brief exchange with several other judges, and then said: "I'm afraid this won't work. The awards have already been awarded. Whether the Golden Microphone Award or the Silver Microphone Award, they are lifetime standards. Yes, there are no procedures and regulations for revoking the award." After saying that, he added, "There are indeed some problems with this little comrade's language. Your unit should criticize, educate or deal with it on your own."

"But Yin Microphone..." Deputy Director Jia also stood over angrily.

Another young judge said flatly: "Awards cannot be revoked. Rules are rules. Well, let's start the next award first. Try to do it as quickly as possible. We can't delay the live broadcast of the Golden Microphone. There is not much time left!"

The awards under the silver microphone continue to be announced, but no one cares about it now, not even the golden microphone award!

Zhang Ye stole all the limelight by himself!

Zhang Ye's song "Dead Water" attracted all the attention!

A few reporters with a keen sense of smell simply didn't listen to the names of the awards below, and didn't care who got the silver microphone. Instead, they just sat there and typed up their manuscripts, preparing to send them back to the unit immediately to report on this event. Teacher Zhang Ye, you are so awesome! The reporters were extremely excited. Their professional characteristics destined them to be a group of people who only feared that the world would not be in chaos. They were not afraid that you would make a big fuss, but they were afraid that you would not make a big enough fuss!

What is a topic?

This is called a topic!

What could be more interesting and attention-grabbing than scolding leaders in an acceptance speech?

And this isn’t just any swearing, it’s not the kind of dirty word that has no technical content!

Swearing is originally a derogatory word, and the first impression it gives is that of lack of quality. However, today's Zhang Ye made everyone gain knowledge. He cursed people so boldly and unrestrainedly, and cursed people so elegantly and young. They are really It’s the first time I’ve met, and I’ve learned so much!

This is a literati!

You don’t kill with a knife—you kill with your mouth!

Don’t curse with words – use poetry!

Today, Zhang Ye used a song "Dead Water" to show the noble sentiments of a literati and inherit the fine tradition of a poet. The poem shocked everyone!