I’m Really a Superstar

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noon.

The sun is up and the room is a bit stuffy.

Zhang Ye then opened the door to let some air in. There was an advertisement tucked under the crack of the door. He happened to step on it. He picked it up and took a look. It was an order form for a restaurant called Longlong Fast Food. It was probably a new restaurant in this world. Anyway, Zhang Ye Ye had never heard of it, but to save trouble he still called and ordered.

"Hello."

"This is Longlong Fast Food."

“What’s the cheapest takeaway here?”

"Well, the cheapest one is chicken rice, plus fifteen percent for delivery."

"Okay, just take this. I'll tell you the address."

Just when he was about to hang up the phone, Zhang Ye suddenly caught a glimpse of a small shadow slowly walking into his house. Zhang Ye was startled, hung up his phone and looked over. A little girl came in. She was about eight years old. She looked like a primary school student. She was still wearing the school uniform of Xuanwu Experimental No. 2 Primary School. The little girl had a face like a porcelain doll. Zhang Ye had never seen such a fair face. A child with clean, tender and translucent water is extremely beautiful.

"Little guy." Zhang Ye blinked, "Who are you looking for?"

The little girl glanced at him and ignored Zhang Ye. Instead, she walked straight to the refrigerator and opened the door. She took a look with her big eyes. Then she stood up on tiptoes and pulled her little arm hard to reach it. Finally, she got it. Zhang Ye put a bottle of Coke in the refrigerator. After closing the refrigerator door, the little guy found a place to sit down. He unscrewed the cap of the Coke and drank it on the small sofa. He felt so good that he even laughed. The tone comes out.

Zhang Ye sweated, "What's your name? Why did you come to my house? Are you lost with your parents? What are your parents' names? I'll take you back."

The little girl asked in a sweet voice, "What's your name?"

"My name is Zhang Ye. Hey, why are you asking about me?" Zhang Ye said.

The little girl said oh, and looked at him for the first time, "Are you that Zhang Ye? The school now shows your fairy tales every week, and I'm tired of hearing them. It's so childish!"

Zhang Ye said, "Do you know me? My story is childish?"

The little girl's tone was that of a child, but she had a very deep voice. She spoke as if someone owed her money.

"Not childish yet? As for "Little Rabbit, Be Good", the first time I heard it, I felt that the person who wrote this story was really stupid and had no common sense at all." She spoke very logically and calmly, which was completely unlike her. Children of this age, "Let me ask you, is the big bad wolf picky about food?"

Zhang Ye said confusedly: "What kind of food does the wolf pick?"

"That's okay." The little girl curled her lips and said, "You use anthropomorphism to write that the big bad wolf can open doors and knock on the door, and the little rabbit can talk to the big bad wolf. This is not a problem, but you write that the big bad wolf does not eat rabbits. But the mother insists on tricking the little rabbit into opening the door to eat the little rabbit. This is a logical mistake. You also said that the big bad wolf is not picky about food, so why does it only want to eat the little rabbit and not the mother rabbit? Can the mother rabbit? Without being blocked behind the door, could it be that the big bad wolf thinks that the mother rabbit’s meat is too old? It’s not easy to chew?”

Zhang Ye: "..."

The little girl calmly took a sip of Coke and continued: "There is another common sense mistake. In the last paragraph, the mother rabbit can't beat the big bad wolf even with a kitchen knife, let alone a stick. First of all, she is a biological creature. The difference in physical fitness and the disadvantage of gender, how could it beat the big bad wolf away?"

Zhang Ye: "...This is a novel, it is higher than life!"

The little girl gasped, "But novels must also come from life."

Zhang Ye was speechless and almost cursed, "Your sister!" Whose unlucky child is this? Is the big bad wolf picky about food? Can a female rabbit beat a male wolf? Zhang Ye couldn't answer these questions at all, and he was also choked! Are all children today so articulate? It’s so unlikable!

"By the way, how do you know me?" Zhang Ye looked at her and said, "Have your adults told you?" No, he doesn't know many of the residents here, and he has never seen this child before. .

Suddenly, the landlady's voice came from the corridor!

"Chenchen!"

"Rao Chenchen!"

"Where did you go?"

After shouting a few times, Rao Chenchen shouted outside under Zhang Ye's stunned gaze: "Auntie, I'm at Zhang Ye's house."

Two seconds later, Rao Aimin's figure appeared at the door of Zhang Ye's house. As soon as he came in, the landlady glanced at the little guy and said, "Running away again! If you encounter a human trafficker, you will be sold sooner or later!"

Rao Chenchen smacked the taste of Coke with his cute little mouth and disapproved of it.

"Drinking Coke again? Who told you to drink it?" Rao Aimin snatched the Coke bottle from her hand unhappily, "Let's go home with my aunt."

Rao Chenchen pursed his lips and said, "You always talk about me at home. If I don't go back, I and Zhang Ye's family are very good."

Rao Aimin patted her little head and said, "Call me Uncle Zhang Ye, big or small!"

Zhang Ye, who was standing next to him, was confused. I thought for a moment and said, "Why does this unfortunate kid's way of speaking sound so familiar to me? It turns out he is a relative of the landlord's aunt!" No wonder he has such a bad mouth, he is exactly the same as the landlady! Each one is more venomous than the other!

"Aunt Landlady, this is..." Zhang Ye asked.

Rao Aimin looked at him and said, "My niece and my sister's children will be taken care of by me from now on. Keep an eye on her and don't let her run around. This little thing has big ideas."

Zhang Ye wondered: "You will take care of me from now on? Where is your sister and brother-in-law?"

There was no color in Rao Aimin's eyes, and she said calmly: "They passed away a long time ago. My brother-in-law's family used to take care of the child. I was not at home two days ago to go through legal procedures. Now the custody of the child belongs to me." , the surname is also the surname of our Lao Rao family."

"That's it." Zhang Ye also understood that her family seemed a bit complicated, so he didn't dare to ask any more questions.

"By the way." Rao Aimin thought of something, "I heard that your kid resigned? How is it?"

Zhang Ye nodded and said, "It's okay, landlady, I've stopped wanting to do this for a long time. Thank you for your concern."

Rao Aimin looked at him, "I'm not concerned about you, I'm concerned about whether your rent can be paid on time. It's almost the end of the month. If you can't pay it, get out of here. There's no need to discuss it."

Zhang Ye almost vomited blood, you are too direct!

At this moment, Rao Chenchen laughed mockingly, "Haha."

Rao Aimin raised her hand neatly and hugged Chenchen into her arms with one arm. The child, who was about eight years old, was already quite old, but the landlady didn't seem to feel any difficulty at all. It was as simple as holding a beer bottle. Briskly, she said to Zhang Ye: "Hurry up and find a job next week. Who told you to curse people at the award ceremony? You deserve to lose your job. Ha, but your poem is just okay. It's a bit like my old lady!"

Zhang Ye said casually: "Okay, I'll take a few days off and then find a job. Don't worry, I won't be able to pay off the rent. I'll definitely find a good place."

Chenchen, who was in his aunt's arms, glanced sideways at Zhang Ye and twitched the corners of his mouth stiffly, "Haha."

Haha what! Haha! Zhang Ye was defeated by these two girls. The landlady's mouth was enough for him to dream about. Well, now there is another little one!

Is he still alive?

The old man and the young man formed a group to harm him every day, right?