I’m Really a Superstar

on the stage.

p\u003eThe spotlight shined, and everyone looked at the two people who were about to take the stage.

Although today is a rehearsal, all the camera positions, lighting, stage effects, and personnel are all the same as the lineup for the Spring Festival Gala live broadcast one month later. Except for the different audience, there is almost no compromise at all, so this is the first time Zhang Ye, who was standing at such a large party to talk about cross talk, felt rather strange for a while, and so was Yao Jiancai. It was his first time attending the Spring Festival Gala, and it was his first time following a rehearsal. It was obvious that Yao Lao was still a little nervous.

applause.

Xiao Lu Dafei and the others applauded very hard.

Even the director was smiling and clapping. The atmosphere was really like that of the Spring Festival Gala.

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai came on stage and passed by Dong Shanshan and the male host. Dong Shanshan gave him a smiling look. The two hosts did not tell Zhang Ye in advance about their lines just now. They greeted each other and invisibly stepped on Zhang Ye once.

However, Zhang Ye is not a person who is willing to suffer losses. No one expected that Zhang Ye would fight back as soon as he came on stage.

Yao Jiancai stood in front of the microphone, and according to what he had agreed with Zhang Ye before, with the most cheerful smile on his face, he said, "Happy New Year to everyone!"

As a result, Zhang Ye didn't follow the words of his first sentence. He looked left and right angrily and said, "Don't be in a hurry to say New Year greetings. Are there any security guards? Are there any security guards?"

Yao Jiancai was startled, "Why call security?"

Zhang Ye turned around and faced Dong Shanshan and the others, "Take those two away!"

The people at the scene laughed when they heard it.

Dong Shanshan also winked playfully.

The male host huffed and spread his hands innocently.

Yao Jiancai said: "What did they do and you arrested them?"

Zhang Ye didn't like hearing this: "What do you mean 'we seem to have accidents often'? Who are you talking about?"

Yao Jiancai smiled and said: "That's true, nothing will happen to us."

Zhang Ye said seriously: "When you introduce me again in the future, remove the image!"

"Huh? Do you always get into trouble?" Yao Jiancai exclaimed.

Dong Shanshan puffed out!

The male host couldn’t hold back his joy either!

The audience burst into laughter.

Chang Xiaoliang knew that these were not arranged in advance, but were all improvised by the actors. He couldn't help but admired: "The response was so fast, it was a burden on the spot!"

The assistant director also said: "Teacher Yao also did a good job. I am really worthy of being an old partner. We have such a tacit understanding."

Xiao Lu was so excited that he cheered loudly!

After such an opening, Yao Jiancai also relaxed. The tense mood just now was suddenly brought into a good performance state by Zhang Ye. Sometimes Yao Jiancai had to feel ashamed, even though he was older than Zhang Ye. It's a lot bigger, but on stage, Zhang Ye still has to set the rhythm most of the time.

Off stage.

Someone from the review team said: "Looking at Weibo, someone is scolding Zhang Ye."

Another staff member said: "Yes, even our Beijing TV station was scolded."

"It's Tang Dazhang's group again."

"Someone from the CCTV Spring Festival Gala program team also got involved."

"There's no end to these guys."

"Why is everything their business? Who did we ask to bother them? Why do we care so much?"

Many people knew in advance that today's rehearsal, Zhang Ye, Yao Jiancai's cross talk and several other key programs were actually "fake programs", just to put it casually, even if the two of them didn't say anything on the stage and the time passed. , or a program they talked about before. The purpose is to get a feel for the venue and walk through it. It doesn’t have to be so serious, so many people don’t take it seriously. Some people are looking at their phones, and others are whispering. Discuss the denunciation of Zhang Ye by CCTV and the crosstalk community on Weibo.

But soon, everyone's attention was drawn to the stage, because they were shocked to find that Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai were telling new jokes seriously!

Yao Jiancai said: "Stop talking about anything else, let's first wish the audience friends a happy New Year."

Zhang Ye looked listless, "Oh."

Yao Jiancai looked at him and said, "Bye?"

Zhang Ye smacked his lips and said, "Yeah."

Yao Jiancai: "What's wrong with you that you haven't woken up? They have performed so many shows just now. How wonderful it is. Are you still # unconscious?"

Zhang Ye curled his lips, raised his chin and pointed behind him, "What are you talking about that acrobatic trick just now?"

Yao Jiancai: "Yes, how beautiful it is."

Zhang Ye said in amusement, "What's the point of acrobatics? It's all for children. Last time I watched an acrobatics show on CCTV's Spring Festival Gala. What was it?"

CCTV Spring Festival Gala?

Why did you mention the CCTV Spring Festival Gala?

Everyone was stunned.

Yao Jiancai: "What are you doing?"

Zhang Ye gestured: "It was a woman holding a tiger. The woman held a piece of candy in her mouth. Then the tiger came over, opened its mouth and took the candy away from the woman's mouth!"

Yao Jiancai was stunned: "Huh? Tiger? Holding sugar in its mouth?"

Zhang Ye: "Yeah."

Yao Jiancai exclaimed, "This is so exciting."

Zhang Ye hummed: "What a wonderful thing."

Yao Jiancai: "This is beautiful!"

Zhang Ye snorted, "Whatever looks good, I can do it too!"

Yao Jiancai was stunned, "You can do it too?"

Zhang Ye: "I can do it too!"

Yao Jiancai: "Then come."

"I'll do it, I'll do it." Zhang Ye waved his hand and said, "Someone, come and take that tiger away!"

Everyone was stunned.

Yao Jiancai reacted for a moment, vomited blood and said: "Nonsense! I can do it with that woman!"

Zhang Ye rushed to say: "I said it first, I come first!"

Yao Jiancai fainted and said, "Who robbed it from you?"

Everyone in the audience burst into laughter for a moment, "Hahahahahaha!"

The co-author is the one who grabs the candy! ?

Brother Hou and Di Hou laughed and slapped their legs!

Chief director Chang Xiaoliang smiled and bent over!

The station director and several station leaders also had their eyes lined with laughter!

Yao Jiancai: "I can see it. Are you in a bad mood lately?"

Zhang Ye said in amusement, "It's no wonder that I'm in a good mood. I've been doing something wrong since I was a child, and I've never been successful."

Yao Jiancai said: "Success must be achieved step by step."

Zhang Ye gestured, "When I was a child, I always studied and read books every day."

Yao Jiancai: "This is a good thing."

Zhang Ye: "The ancients said it well, there is beauty like jade in the book, and there is beauty like jade in the book."

Yao Jiancai said in shock: "Ah? Where is the Golden House?"

Zhang Ye looked at him, "What is the Golden House?"

Yao Jiancai: "There is a golden house in the book."

Zhang Ye nodded and said, "Oh, you are right. Where would the ladies live without the Golden House?"

Yao Jiancai shouted: "You just go to the ladies?"

Zhang Ye looked at him as if he were a fool: "Nonsense, otherwise who would be reading?"

Yao Jiancai was speechless: "Hey, is this all you read? What kind of books are you reading?"

Zhang Ye: "I'll pay you back later."

Yao Jiancai: "I borrowed it from you?"

Many people below were already leaning forward and backward!

"Pfft hahaha!"

"Don't talk to me, let me laugh for ten minutes!"

"Oh, I'm so happy!"

Didn't you just say it casually?

Isn't it a "fake show"?

Why did these two actually come up with a new cross talk!

Da Fei was whistling hard underneath, and he didn't care if anyone was looking at him!

Zhang Ye sighed and said, "I couldn't do it when I was a child, and I won't do it when I grow up."

Yao Jiancai: "What will happen when you grow up?"

Zhang Ye: "No one is as capable as others. Look at some cross talk actors who have been on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala." At this point, he also became cautious, "Well, we can't mention who it is. , can’t say the name.”

Yao Jiancai nodded, "Yes, no need to say your name."

Zhang Ye said: "That's Tang Dade. He's 1.8 meters tall. His ashes can fit into a box and a half. He's forty-seven years old, male. He was born on June 2nd. His ID number is 330..."

Yao Jiancai was startled, "Oh! You can't tell me your name yet? Your ID number has been exposed to others!"

Ouch! Everyone laughed!

Tang Dade?

Tang Dazhang?

puff! here we go again! Zhang Ye's cheating has started again!

Zhang Ye: "Look at how successful they are, how famous they are, and how easy it is to make money. When they go out to perform in the countryside, they always talk about cross talk in one sentence wherever they go."

Yao Jiancai: "One sentence?"

Zhang Ye: "Just one sentence, for example, when I go to Taiyuan, people will sing 'Taiyuan, Taiyuan, my hometown', bow and leave the stage, and that's it. In fact, I'm not from Taiyuan at all. The same goes for Jinan, 'Jinan, Jinan, my hometown.'" Hometown, I bowed down and got the money, how easy it is!"

Yao Jiancai blinked and said, "What about when we get to Jiamusi?"

Zhang Ye: "It's the same, Jiamusi, Jiamusi is my hometown."

Yao Jiancai: "Where are you in Urumqi?"

Zhang Ye sang: "Urumqi, Urumqi, my hometown."

Yao Jiancai thought for a while and said mischievously: "What if we get to Buenos Aires?"

The laughter can already be heard in the audience!

Zhang Ye snorted and sang: "Bueno...Buyi...cough..." Then he waved his hand and curled his lips and said: "Don't worry, this kind of actor can't leave the country!"

Yao Jiancai smiled and said: "Yes, what kind of cross talk is this?"

Zhang Ye: "Don't underestimate me. Just this cross talk, I've been talking about it my whole life. Do you know how many people listen to it? Do you know how many prostate patients I've cured?"

Yao Jiancai: "Ah? Prostate patient?"

Zhang Ye: "People say that crosstalk is for treating diseases. When you open your mouth, all prostate patients urinate."

Yao Jiancai: "Ah?"

Zhang Ye: "That's why I never dared to listen to Tang Dade's cross talk live."

Yao Jiancai: "Why?"

Zhang Ye: "I can't swim! Drown again!"

At this moment, everyone in the audience knew that Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai had definitely seen Weibo before taking the stage!

Xiao Lu: "Wahahahaha!"

Several cameramen almost burst into tears laughing!

Hu Fei didn't know whether to laugh or cry down there. It was just polite to let you and Yao Jiancai "talk nonsense" during the rehearsal! It’s just a simple metaphor!

Are you serious about this?

Damn it, you are really talking nonsense! ?

Zhang Ye was letting off some steam today. Since it was a fake show, it didn't matter what he said, so he naturally had no scruples. To put it bluntly, this guy was just here to have fun, mainly to enjoy himself. On the day of the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing , it is definitely impossible for this kind of show to be on stage, but in private, who cares?

But no one present knew that someone was recording.

The man in the corner was trembling with excitement. He never expected that a fake show during rehearsals would be so "material". He couldn't bear it anymore and secretly posted the recording online!