I’m Really a Superstar

Continuous applause and shouts!

At the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing, the audience was excited!

"How can there be such a good cross talk!"

"So it turns out that cross talk can still be said like this!"

"Zhang Ye!"

"Zhang Ye!"

"Zhang Ye!"

"Zhang Ye!"

Someone is already shouting Zhang Ye's name below!

Many people lost control of their emotions. It was an explosion of emotion and admiration!

There was even a staff member of the Beijing Spring Festival Gala program who quietly took out his cell phone and called home.

"……mom."

"Ah, son, aren't you busy with the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Um."

"Go and do your business. Go and do your business. What are you calling at this time?"

"I...miss you."

"Haha, we miss you too. Everything is fine at home. Your dad and I are fine. You are busy with work. We understand. It's not the first time you haven't been home for the New Year? It's okay."

"I'll book a ticket to go back tomorrow!"

His mother was stunned, "Huh? What did you say?"

He wiped his tears and said firmly: "Don't worry, this Spring Festival... I will definitely go home!"

"Great! Great! I'm going to tell your dad! I'm going to tell your dad!" As his mother spoke, her throat was choked and she cried!

Originally, the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala was seamless. After a program was finished, the actors did not have to leave the stage completely. The next scene would switch to the host or directly start the next program. However, at this moment, the director team was unable to cut the scene. Because the applause was too loud, everyone stood up, and there were shouts. If the camera signal for the next program was given at this time, it would be equivalent to an intense and lively situation suddenly becoming quiet. This would be a little bit... It was too unexpected, so they waited for a long time!

This has never happened before!

This is a scene that has never happened in any Spring Festival Gala!

However,

The directors of the Beijing Spring Festival Gala did not complain, because they all knew that it was not the audience who deliberately caused trouble, but that the cross talk was really good!

applause! /p\u003e

Still applause!

A magician who had already set up a stage and was ready smiled bitterly. The next show was his magic show, but at this moment, he felt extremely helpless.

your sister! How did I arrive behind him?

How could I perform with the emotion I felt on set? How many people still want to watch magic? ?

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Weibo also exploded at this time!

Netizens rushed out like crazy!

"What a fool! What a fool!"

"Watch Beijing TV!"

"It's so beautiful! It's so beautiful!"

"Zhang Ye is so charming! I love him so much!"

"That's so fucking awesome!"

"I cried!"

"I cried too, Numb!"

"I shed tears too! This song really touched my heart!"

"I...miss my mother!"

"My stomach hurts when I laugh at the front, and I burst into tears when I cry at the back. I laugh first and then cry. It's the first time I've heard this kind of cross talk! It's the first time!"

"This song came so suddenly. Zhang Ye has been talking about his weird work experience before. It is difficult to find a job in Beijing, the job is not satisfactory, the housing prices in Beijing are expensive, the experts are unreliable, the job is unstable, etc., everything Everything was very bad. As a result, everyone thought that his next song would be the same spoof as before. No one expected that he would suddenly come up with such a song! That sentence "I am doing well in Beijing now", I really I cried when I heard it! How much bitterness and bitterness does this sentence 'very good' contain? Who knows!"

"This is resonance! Damn it! I love Zhang Ye so much!"

"Zhang Ye is actually singing this song himself! He is not performing, but sincerely wants to sing this song to his parents! Tell them that everything is fine!"

"Teacher Zhang sang out our innermost thoughts!"

“So touching!”

"Who else dares to say that Teacher Zhang can't do cross talk at a party?"

"Who else? Stand up!"

“Other satellite TV Spring Festival Galas have eclipsed them!”

"Yes, which Spring Festival Gala cross talk can be compared with Zhang Ye's "Everything is Alright"? It's so far behind! It's not on the same level at all!"

"I am also a wage earner who has worked hard in first-tier cities for more than ten years. Over the years, I have endured all hardships and done all kinds of work, and I have never shed a single tear. But today, Zhang Ye's cross talk made me cry. Thank you Zhang Ye. No matter what others think of you, no matter how many people hate you or dislike you, you are the best in the field of art! Your status in the entertainment industry cannot be replaced by anyone! I am It’s the first time I’ve met a star like you, you’re amazing! Really! You’re amazing!”

"Teacher Zhang, no one likes you!"

"You still have us!"

"Yes, there are us too!"

"No matter the wind or rain, we will go together all the way!"

"No matter the wind or rain, we will go together all the way!"

"No matter the wind or rain, we will go together all the way!"

Some Zhang Ye fans even typed this line with tears in their eyes!

The Internet is applauding!

The reviews are unanimously positive!

Perhaps, it can’t even be described in two words: praise!

…

At this moment, the cross talk world was silent.

As Zhang Ye's old rival, the cross talk community has been at war with Zhang Ye for too long and fought too many times. They have almost never won. But even so, even if they are a little mentally prepared, they will never win. I never expected that I would be beaten so hard by Zhang Ye this time!

They couldn't find fault with this cross talk!

Vulgar?

This time they didn’t use any of the jokes like ‘I am your father’ or ‘your wife is my wife’!

vulgar?

Many parts of the entire cross talk satirize uncivilized phenomena in society!

Kitsch?

No one in the cross talk world has ever used that part in the last song like this, and no one has ever used it as well as Zhang Ye!

This is a textbook-like cross talk work!

Several young crosstalk actors who had always disliked Zhang Ye were speechless after listening to that song, because they were suddenly convinced by the basic skills of the mouth and the talent in each of the wonderful jokes. , that last song that made everyone burst into tears, apart from Zhang Ye, it seemed that no one in the entire cross talk world could come! Sometimes even while scolding him, I can't help but murmur in my heart, this person... is really awesome!

Tang Dazhang at home said to his wife: "Change the channel."

His wife looked at him carefully and said, "Yeah."

After this cross talk, the cross talk community was extremely silent tonight.

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Also silent were members of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala program team.

The deputy chief director looked at Beijing Satellite TV and said, "This..."

Xu Yipeng also changed his expression!

There were also people who had scolded Zhang Ye on Weibo before and questioned the discrepancy between the name of his cross talk and the content. Now they all looked at each other, not knowing what to say!

how so?

How could Zhang Ye come up with such a cross talk work! ?

Those who were eager to complain about Zhang Ye's cross talk to retaliate against him were all dumbfounded!

Even the director of the Spring Festival Gala and several CCTV station leaders fell into deep thought for a while, and it would be impossible not to admit that "Everything is Alright" by Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai is really a rare and unique work! They couldn't help but think that if they had invited Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai to the CCTV Spring Festival Gala and let this cross talk be broadcast on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, then maybe their Spring Festival Gala this year wouldn't have had so many curses?

Just think about it.

With the current relationship between CCTV and Zhang Ye, this is obviously impossible!

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Beijing TV station.

After getting off the stage, Zhang Ye saw Chang Xiaoliang waiting there in the distance and a deputy director from the Beijing Spring Festival Gala directing team, who should be waiting for him.

"Director Chang." Zhang Ye greeted with a smile.

Chang Xiaoliang was very excited, "Just now I kept saying in my heart: It's so suspenseful!"

Yao Jiancai smiled and said: "Don't worry, Xiao Zhang and I are both professionals. We only asked to change the content when we knew we could catch up."

Chang Xiaoliang shook his head and said: "It's not about this. What I'm worried about is that I almost didn't ask you to add this song before. If we stick to the cross talk you said during the rehearsal before, the effect should be good and very good. But it will never be as shocking as it is now! You are really amazing! You deserve your reputation! You really deserve your reputation!"

The deputy director who narrated the narration was also convinced: "After today's performance, you two can definitely be said to be the number one in the cross talk industry today!"

Zhang Ye quickly waved his hand, "Don't say that."

Yao Jiancai also said: "Yes, we can't afford this."

Chang Xiaoliang asked, "Many people are asking, what is the name of this song?"

Zhang Ye said: "Haha, it's called "A Letter from Home"."

This is an old song by Li Chunbo, the godfather of folk songs on this earth.

"Inviting you and Teacher Yao to this Spring Festival Gala." Chang Xiaoliang sighed: "This may be the most correct decision we have made in so many years! Thank you! Thank you both for your hard work!"

Zhang Ye waved his hand and said with a smile: "It's not that exaggerated, Director Chang. You invite me because you think highly of me. Since I agreed to perform, I will definitely try my best to create a good show. I have always done things like this. As long as I Whatever I promise, I will definitely do well!"

Yao Jiancai also smiled and said: "In our line of work, the drama is as big as the sky. There is nothing hard or hard."

Chang Xiaoliang said: "Okay, I have to get busy. You guys can rest backstage first. By the way, take a look online too, haha."

The deputy chief director said happily: "The Internet is blowing up!"

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Backstage.

lounge.

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai took a look at the Internet on their mobile phones when they came back, and were shocked. They didn't expect the people to be so generous, crazy and enthusiastic!

"Ahhh!"

"Don't watch other channels anymore!"

"Other TV Spring Festival Galas are all about cross talk sketches! It's so boring!"

"Just watch the Beijing Spring Festival Gala!"

"This is the best cross talk I've ever heard in my life!"

"Zhang Ye, I will be your brain-dead fan for life!"

"Teacher Yao, you are so handsome!"

"That song was just recorded, and I listened to it again, and I cried every time I listened to it!"

"Thank you Zhang Ye. I have decided that no matter what happens during the Spring Festival Gala this year, even if the sky falls, I will rush home to spend a reunion with my parents!"

Yao Jiancai was happy, "The audience still recognized it."

Zhang Ye took a breath and felt relieved, "That's good. It's the first time I'm talking about this kind of cross talk. I'm really unsure."

"You haven't finished it yet? You're about to get it!" Yao Jiancai said with a smile: "How dare you temporarily overturn half of the content of the work one hour before the live broadcast, hang up the baggage temporarily, arrange and make music temporarily, without even a single rehearsal, we can't even talk to each other I don’t even have enough time to practice each word, but you dare to go on stage for live broadcast! I’m convinced of your courage today! In the entire cross talk world, the entire literary and art circle, the entire entertainment circle, who else dares to act like you? ? If you can find the second one, I will be convinced! I am also frightened today!"

Zhang Ye complimented, "Isn't it because you, Teacher Yao, are supporting me? Without you as my partner, how about someone else? I wouldn't dare to take such a risk!"

Yao Jiancai laughed, "I love hearing this!"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Listen seriously."

"Ah? It's fake?" Yao Jiancai vomited blood.

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[The title of this chapter is "Textbook-like cross talk work", and it also has a domineering nickname called "One Hundred Updates". Please vote for me! 】

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