I’m Really a Superstar

Parents' house.

The whole family was stunned!

My mother was stunned, "Damn it! Why did Xiaoye get up there!"

The eldest sister was surprised: "How could it be my brother?"

Chenchen opens his mouth!

Grandpa and grandma widened their eyes and said, "Xiao Ye will act in a sketch?"

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CCTV.

Xu Yipeng was shocked, "What?"

Chen Ye was also excited, "Why is he on stage?"

"Is it wrong?"

"How could it be him?"

"What happened to me?"

"Why did Zhang Ye go up?"

The CCTV Spring Festival Gala program crew was stunned by this scene!

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Meager.

"Come and see, Zhang Ye is out again!"

"ah?"

"Zhang Ye wants to do a skit!"

"Is the Beijing TV station crazy?"

"Why did you bring Zhang Ye to the rescue? It's only been an hour since Qu Haiying's accident. How did you come up with this skit?"

"Look at the program introduction at the bottom of the screen!"

"What?"

"Performers: Zhang Ye, Yao Jiancai, Dong Shanshan?"

"I'm going to go!"

"I asked why Dong Shanshan never showed up just now!"

"A host,

Two crosstalk actors and three amateurs acting in sketches? I'm so confused. Can any of you pinch me and tell me this isn't true? "

"Call someone quickly!"

"Yes, call someone quickly!"

"Look at the Beijing Spring Festival Gala, something big has happened again!"

"Zhang Ye is on stage for the finale skit!"

" @The whole world! Come and see!"

"Can Zhang Ye act in sketches?"

"Only the devil knows!"

"Neither Yao Jiancai nor Dong Shanshan can do it!"

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Ha Qiqi stood dumbly in front of the TV.

Fan Wenli and Chen Guang were dumbfounded in front of the TV.

The famous sketch actor Ci Xiufang looked at the familiar figure who appeared in the capital at night and was also surprised, "Xiao Zhang? Him? Acting in a sketch?"

At this moment, everyone is a little confused!

The directing team of the Beijing Spring Festival Gala were all sweating nervously. The few staff members who were preparing the props just rushed to make something in the last five minutes, and then ran to the stage to install it at the speed of a 100-meter race. , the host had already introduced the next program at that time, and the curtain was about to open. It was really a critical moment, and I almost missed it!

Chang Xiaoliang clenched his fists and said, "Thank you for your hard work! Thank you for your hard work!"

"It's not hard work!"

"We're fine!"

"It's Teacher Zhang who has done the hard work!"

"Whether he lives or dies depends on Zhang Ye!"

"Come on, Teacher Zhang!"

"Teacher Zhang, it's up to you!"

Hu Fei, Hou brother Xiao Lu and others all had their hands trembling a little and their emotions were very unstable. This was a physical reaction caused by extreme stress!

anxious!

expect!

disturbed!

But it's all in vain!

The stage now can only be left to Zhang Ye, Yao Jiancai and Dong Shanshan!

Just leave it to fate!

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on site.

The skit begins!

The audience ignored the shock. Before they could fully react, they stared at the stage with their eyes wide open. They clapped their hands subconsciously and burst into loud applause!

Amidst the applause, Zhang Ye ran to the center of the stage. At this time, he was completely different from the person he was when he was talking about cross talk. His expression had changed a bit, and his clothes had also changed. He was now dressed in an ordinary sweater and jeans. While running, Zhang Ye shouted: "It's over, it's over, it's over! Something big happened! The old director of our unit was unfortunately photographed by the police, and another one was sent down from above... uh It’s a person who will carry out rectification when he takes charge of the new bureau. At this juncture, our section chief summoned me. I usually have so many minor problems. I guess my job is not guaranteed this time. It’s over!”

******?

Send one down?

The audience was already laughing.

Several actors and professionals who had previously performed sketches backstage were also stunned. All the background and characters of this sketch were clearly introduced in one sentence. Director - go in? During the rectification period? Summoned by the section chief? Job not guaranteed? Moreover, there is still baggage in the introduction, and the skill can be seen in just one sentence. This is obviously a standard sketch mode and idea! Very mature!

Who wrote this book?

Zhang Ye wrote it himself?

The camera panned to the desk. At this time, many people discovered that there was actually a person sitting on the chair, sleeping with his hands on his hands.

Dong Shanshan, dressed in smart professional attire, lowered his head and snored.

Zhang Ye blinked carefully and said softly: "Chief Ma? Chief Ma?"

Dong Shanshan shook his head and woke up, "Ah, who is it? Hey, little Hao, come in, come on."

Zhang Ye scratched his head: "I'm sorry to disturb your sleep."

Dong Shanshan picked up the tea cup and smacked it a few times, "It's okay, I'll take a nap right now without delay!"

audience:

"Hahaha!"

"puff!"

applause!

Although there wasn't much laughter, many viewers' attention was already drawn to the work!

The scene fell silent.

Dong Shanshan crossed her legs, showing off her leadership style. She pressed her hands and said, "Sit down. Is everything going well at home recently?"

Zhang Ye sat solemnly on the sofa, holding his knees with both hands, "I can't help but work hard, what will happen in the future?" He closed his eyes with appointment, "Leave it to fate!"

Someone is amused again!

Dong Shanshan glanced at him, "I heard that you like to play table tennis when you have nothing to do at work?"

Zhang Ye was startled and said hurriedly: "I'm reviewing it! I'm too playful! Playing table tennis hurts others and myself. If I play table tennis again in the future, I will lose my hands!" He expressed his position loudly: "I, I refuse porn! I refuse gambling! I refuse table tennis!"

As soon as this was said, the audience was stunned, and then burst into laughter!

This burden was so sudden that no one was prepared for it, so they burst out laughing!

"Pfft hahahaha!"

"Ouch!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Refuse table tennis?"

"Why did you put table tennis and porn and gambling together?"

If it hadn't been for that, the audience wouldn't have laughed like this, but just an hour ago, Han Li and the national table tennis team lost! He also publicly shied all the responsibility to Zhang Ye during an interview with reporters! They said it was Zhang Ye who caused them to lose! At that time, many people were angry and felt that the table tennis team was too ungraceful this time. What did Zhang Ye do? Does losing become his business?

Originally, everyone thought that the matter would be over, and that it would be nothing at all in the end. But to everyone's surprise, just an hour later at the Beijing Spring Festival Gala live broadcast, Zhang Ye took the stage and was actually there. It directly damaged them, and it damaged them without any cover-up!

The audience went crazy!

Netizens were also outraged!

"That's awesome!"

"This is Zhang Ye!"

"Yes, this is Zhang Ye!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Reject Huang, refuse bet, and refuse table tennis? What does he think?"

"You're kidding me to death! These table tennis players, who do you think you mess with? Why do you have to mess with him? It's not the first time you've seen Zhang Ye's stinky rogue character! He's so good You have to recruit him! Did you see that this scolding is coming right away! And it’s on the Spring Festival Gala, in front of the national audience!”

"Laughing!"

"I just like Zhang Ye's bad temper!"

“This skit is such a surprise!”

"I saw that this book was written by Zhang Ye!"

"Nonsense, no one but him can come up with such a sinister line!"

"I'm so looking forward to it next time!"

"My appetite has been whetted!"

" @Han Li! You are in big trouble!"

" @Table tennis team, you are in big trouble! Zhang called you out in the face!"

Netizens were all so excited!

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country?.

A hotel near the venue.

After the game, the team went back to the hotel to rest. The coach and the players were also discussing the issue of the loss. After all the discussion, everyone was fine.

"Okay, let's go to bed early," said head coach Liu Yifeng.

Han Li was still mumbling, "If it weren't for Zhang Ye's song..."

The deputy head coach said: "Don't click on his song when you see it."

A teammate said: "Han didn't know it was Zhang Ye who sang it!"

There was a team member next to him who was silent and had been watching the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala on the domestic network on his mobile phone. Suddenly, he saw the live video of the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing.

The sound suddenly came out!

"I reflect! I'm too playful! Playing table tennis harms others and myself. If I play table tennis again, I will kill myself! I, I refuse yellow, gambling, and table tennis!"

Everyone in the room looked shocked!

"Who is this?"

"what is this?"

"Refuse table tennis?"

"Who said this?"

Everyone in the team gathered around to take a look, and were immediately shocked and angry!

Zhang Ye!

Your uncle!

What are you going to do! ?

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on tv.

The skit continues.

Dong Shanshan smiled meaningfully and said, "Let me tell you this, the newly transferred Director Yao, coincidentally, he also likes to play table tennis. Haha, you know what to do, right?"

"Section Chief." Zhang Ye said with a bitter look on his face, "You are making things difficult for me now! The most I can do is control myself and not fight. How dare I control the Director!"

"Hahaha!"

"Who asked you to take charge of the bureau?"

"Hahahahaha!"

The audience laughed and became more and more involved!

Dong Shanshan rolled her eyes in anger, stood up, and walked to Zhang Ye's side, "Hao Jian, your ability to understand intentions is too poor. The reason is that you don't seek to make progress mentally. I tell you You, if you continue like this, you will be a gang member for the rest of your life!"

Zhang Ye stood up with a look of surprise on his face and said excitedly: "Really? Then I'm relieved! My job is finally stable!" He bowed deeply!

audience:

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Ouch, I can't do it anymore!"

"Zhang Ye looks so bad! Hahaha!"

"What a great performance!"

"Both of them acted really well!"

Warm applause broke out!

Dong Shanshan helplessly raised her forehead, pointed at him and said: "Hao Jian! Now your hobby has collided with the leader's hobby. What kind of opportunity is this?" They raised their hands and shouted, "This This is a good opportunity for your ancestors to commit suicide... aren't you excited?"

The audience laughed!

Zhang Ye blinked, "Where are you excited?"

Dong Shanshan was convinced and dragged him: "Come on, sit down. Look, you are the only one in our department who can play table tennis. So if you can make the leader comfortable by playing table tennis, wouldn't you Have you become a popular person around the leader?”

Zhang Ye didn't know why, "Red man?"

Dong Shanshan snapped her fingers, looked at him and said: "Zhang Xiaohe (a novel character in this world, whose character experience is similar to Wei Xiaobao in Zhang Ye's world), practiced martial arts with the emperor, what did Zhang Xiaohe become in the end?"

Zhang Ye blinked: "...eunuch."

"Pfft hahaha!"

"Eunuch?"

"Ouch!"

"Hahahahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter again!

Dong Shanshan was completely convinced, stood up and said speechlessly: "Okay, you don't need to understand anymore." She walked a few steps towards the desk, "From today on, your only task at work every day is to practice table tennis , Put that work aside and prioritize!" He picked up the cup and took a sip of tea.

Zhang Ye said with sweat, "Then I can't just quit my job and play ball with my boss every day!" After a pause, he added, "Isn't that just a flattery?"

Dong Shanshan squatted down on the tea cup and sat down. Erlang raised his legs and raised his eyes. He said in an accent closer to the Northeastern dialect: "Who are you talking about? Who are you calling a flatterer?"

"That's not what I meant!" Zhang Ye hurriedly explained.

Dong Shanshan tossed her hair and said with a strong voice: "If you can do it, do it! If you can't do it, leave! Leave that position free for me, hey, I'm telling you the truth." She said loudly, word by word: "We The country! There is no shortage of people who can play table tennis!"

The audience burst into applause!

"Hahaha!"

"good!"

"good!"

"Hahahahaha!"

The audience laughed and applauded, and some people almost fell off their chairs!

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foreign.

Liu Yifeng and several coaches had dark faces!

Han Li and other team members turned green!

Damn it!

What the hell kind of skit is this! ?

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[Happy Lantern Festival, I will write more today. 】

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