I’m Really a Superstar

The pot is also on the Internet!

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Fans, netizens, and trolls are all screaming there!

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"Who else?"

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"I want to say it too! Who else?"

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"so amazing!"

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"Yes, Zhang Ye is so awesome!"

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"Who said just now that they can't act in skits? Is this called incapable of acting? Are you kidding me?"

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"These three blood laymen,

He actually acted out the skit! "

"Yao Jiancai has always acted like a father-in-law and father-in-law. I have never seen him act like this. The leadership style is really stable and humorous! And Dong Shanshan is so surprising. I I watched her host "I Love Memorizing Lyrics", and she was just a guest host. Although her appearance rate was very high, she didn't have anything real. She just had a good figure, good looks, and was eye-catching. I I thought it was a vase, but I would have opened my eyes today! It turns out that Dong Shanshan can still be so open-minded! The acting is so good! Many of the lines are so on point! The expressions and details are amazing! As for Zhang Ye , I won’t comment, everyone knows what this guy is capable of, even if he says he can fly now, I wouldn’t even believe it!”

"Well said!"

"Hahahahaha!"

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Liaoning station.

The staff are working hard to prepare for the final shopping spree. The performance time of Chunwan on all satellite TVs is roughly the same. The Chunwan shows on all satellite TVs are now almost the last one or two programs, and the competition is also the fiercest. When the time comes, success or failure depends on this!

"Quick, adjust the lights!"

"It's the last few minutes!"

"Something happened to Jingcheng l Chunwan. Now, we have the best chance of winning the championship!"

"Better up, don't make any mistakes!"

"Now the audience is watching us!"

The leaders of several directing teams are busy working and directing in person!

Suddenly, a staff member ran over in a hurry, "Leader! Leader!"

An assistant director looked at him, "What's wrong?"

The staff gasped and said: "The popularity of our l Chun Wan has dropped significantly!"

Everyone on the directing team was stunned, "What?"

"Why did it drop again?"

"Didn't you get a good promotion just now?"

The staff member said bitterly: "Now the audience has gone to see Jing Micheng l Chun Wan!"

"impossible!"

"Something happened to their station!"

"Qu Haiying is hospitalized, what's the finale of their skit?"

"Zhang Ye's program has already been aired. Why are they still so fierce?"

"Without Zhang Ye's program, how can they compete with us? What's going on?"

They don't want to believe it!

The staff member gave a wry smile and said, "Because Zhang Ye... is back again! It's Zhang Ye's place in the final sketch!"

Everyone fainted!

What?

Zhang Ye has no mother to perform on stage again! ?

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on the stage.

The show goes on.

Director Yao, played by Yao Jiancai, shook his hand, changed the topic, and said: "Okay, the topic has gone too far. Hey, Chief Ma, didn't you just tell me on the phone that there is good news waiting for me? What? Good news?"

Dong Shanshan was stunned and immediately smiled: "Ah, ha, yes, what, that..." She couldn't sit still while holding on to the sofa. She looked at Zhang Ye, gritted her teeth and said with a smile: "The director is asking you! What's the good news?"

Zhang Ye was dumbfounded, "Ah? Are you asking me?"

The audience burst into laughter!

Zhang Ye looked at Director Yao, moved his lips several times but hesitated to speak. Finally, after holding back for a long time, he said, "...My surname is Hao, and my name is Hao Xinxin."

The audience was delighted: "Hahahaha!"

Yao Jiancai also laughed and shook his head, "Your name is Hao Xinxin?"

"His mother didn't name him that." Dong Shanshan laughed dryly: "Haha, what kind of bad name are you talking about!"

The audience laughs again!

Yao Jiancai looked at him and said, "Hao Xinwen is waiting for me. Are you looking for me?"

Zhang Ye was stunned for a while, "Ah."

Yao Jiancai nodded and said to him: "Then what do you want from me?"

"Ah?" Zhang Ye said blankly.

Dong Shanshan squeezed the words between his teeth and said: "The director is asking you, tell me! Yeah!"

Zhang Ye snorted, "Yes, I, what do I want from you? Oh, by the way..." He pointed to the door hesitantly, "Those people are always fighting during work hours, yes. Pong.”

Ma Jingjing, played by Dong Shanshan, breathed a sigh of relief and walked back with a smile.

Zhang Ye continued: "They are crackling and sizzling all day long, which affects Section Chief Ma's sleep!"

Poof, Dong Shanshan, who was about to sit down, was so frightened that he sat down on the ground!

Zhang Ye hurriedly changed his words, "...Write! Materials! Materials!"

Audience: "Pfft hahaha!"

Dong Shanshan stood up with a smile, "Ha, ha ha."

Yao Jiancai smiled and knocked on the armrest of the sofa, "Oh, you just want to give me a small report? This little comrade reported the problem in a timely manner, just after I had fully understood the situation."

Dong Shanshan glanced at Zhang Ye, "Do you think you are redundant?"

Audience: "Pfft!"

Yao Jiancai suddenly stretched out his hand and said, "By the way, Chief Ma, is there a person named Hao Jian in your department?"

"Ah? Ah." Dong Shanshan looked at Zhang Ye and stammered.

Zhang Ye slowly covered half of his face with one hand and moved back.

Yao Jiancai said: "As far as I know, this young man has strong business ability and is a good prospect. The organization has decided to make him a regular employee!"

Hearing this, Zhang Ye screamed excitedly, "Oh!"

Dong Shanshan was startled by the sound.

Yao Jiancai also looked at Zhang Ye strangely.

Zhang Ye hurriedly explained, "I'm, I'm really happy for him!"

Audience: "Pfft!"

Yao Jiancai smiled softly, stood up holding on to the sofa, and strolled towards Zhang Ye step by step. As he walked, he said: "Hao Xinxin, you should learn more from Comrade Hao Jian." With that, he was already standing. In front of him, he reached out and took off the "scarf" that had been hanging around his neck. He said: "If you want to achieve results at work, there is no shortcut. You can only work hard and be down-to-earth."

Zhang Ye was stunned.

Dong Shanshan also wiped away the sweat.

Yao Jiancai turned around, walked to the table tennis table, and put one end of the "scarf" on it. "Besides, don't always give yourself some stage names when you have nothing to do." He walked to the other end and put the scarf on the other side. She got on and pointed at him, "Otherwise, there is really good news, but you say you don't dare to accept it. How sad!"

applause!

Zhang Ye lowered his head and finally told the truth, "Bureau Chief, I am Hao Jian. I'm sorry, I was wrong!"

"That's enough!" Dong Shanshan stood up and pulled him behind him, "Is this your fault? Director Yao, it's my fault. If you want to say it, just say it to me! It's me who has always been lax in my thinking. Because of the management, she accidentally asked him to give him a stage name!" After saying that, she looked at the table tennis table with a surprised look on her face, bent over and touched it, and said in surprise: "Oh my god, this is Is it a ping-pong table? Why is it in my office? I don’t even know!"

The audience went crazy with joy!

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"You're so good at pretending!"

"Pfft hahahaha!"

Director Yao suddenly changed his expression and shouted: "That's enough, Ma Jingjing! Flattery! Black sheep! The relevant departments have already grasped your problem. Today I just want to come and learn from you." He sneered, "What a shame. It’s an eye-opener for me! You’re taking the country’s money instead of doing serious business, you’re just flattering others and taking shortcuts. Just wait and deal with it!”

Turn around and leave!

Dong Shanshan panicked and hurriedly chased after him and shouted: "Director Yao! Director Yao, I was wrong! Director Yao, please give me another chance!" She also left.

Zhang Ye was the only one left on the stage.

The audience in the audience nodded repeatedly and pointed at the performance just now.

"This is a good dunk!"

"Yes, the work is complete in one go!"

"It's a very good idea to be sarcastic and flattering! It's a hot topic right now!"

"how exciting!"

"How will it be settled in the end?"

"I do not know!"

"It's over soon. Let's see how Zhang Ye ends up! No"

"Yes, the final bottom is the most critical!"

The audience cheered up.

The audience in front of the TV are also waiting to see Zhang Ye's last move!

On stage.

Zhang Ye looked away from the door, with a sad expression on his face, and said in a monologue: "Something big happened. Section Chief Ma of the unit was also photographed." He sighed and said righteously: "It's better to flatter a horse than to flatter him. Don’t always think about what the leaders want, think more about what the people need!”

"good!"

"right!"

"well said!"

Warm applause below!

The audience originally thought it was over, but who would have thought that Zhang Ye still had lines left before he left!

Everyone was also stunned, it's not over yet? Wasn't that the ending just now?

Zhang Ye looked at the audience and suddenly said with emotion: "I understand now, and I will take this as a lesson in the future. If you want to be a competent cadre, you must..." His voice rose, and he became high-pitched. The voice said: "Reject porn! Reject gambling! Reject table tennis!"

After saying that, he turned around and saw that Zhang Ye had already left the stage!

Not far away, Brother Hou was drinking water, but all at once he squirted, "Pfft!"

No one thought that Zhang Ye would stay here!

No one expected that at the end of the skit, Zhang Ye would return your mother’s favor and never forget to hurt others!

Chang Xiaoliang: "..."

Hu Fei: "..."

Deputy Director of Jingcheng TV Station: "..."

The whole audience burst into laughter, the laughter exploded like a bomb, and the applause instantly drowned out the entire party!

"Hahahahahaha!"

"What a loss!"

"It's so shameless!"

"Oh, I'll go!"

"This is what you get for messing with this guy!"

"Oh, you made me laugh so hard!"

"Zhang Ye is so funny!"

"I just like this bad temper, hahahaha!"

"I suspect that he wrote this whole sketch because of this last sentence!"

"Awesome! Awesome!"

This is the nature of slapping Zhang in the face! Today's sketch completely adheres to Zhang Ye's glorious tradition - let his works speak for himself and curse others with his life! And the scolding was so upright, so fresh and refined! Looking across the country and the world, there is no second person! !

So fierce!

So bachelor!

Your mother is indeed the most notorious hooligan in the entertainment industry!

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foreign.

In the hotel where the national table tennis team is staying.

Han Li shouted at the top of his lungs: "The surname is Zhang!"

His teammate Li Qi threw the cup to the ground, "I'm done with him!"

"I'm not done with him!"

"Zhang Ye! Your grandma!"

"You are so wicked!"

"What a fool!"

"Killing can only be done with a nod of the head!"

The team members all slapped the table and jumped up!

Head coach Liu Yifeng and the coaching staff were also trembling with anger. They gritted their teeth and said loudly: "The surname is Zhang! Starting today! The sports world will fight you until death!!"

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… (To be continued)