I’m Really a Superstar

"Fever 62 degrees?"

"Pfft! You need to boil eggs!"

"Can you still train with a comminuted fracture?"

"Are there forty hours in a day?"

"There's no fucking 30th in February!"

"Hahahaha! Oops, I can't do it anymore!"

"What a loss! It made me laugh so hard!"

"This is so fucking dark!"

Netizens burst into laughter! In an instant, this meager post was forwarded and went viral!

This is a very famous black joke among netizens in Zhang Ye's world. Zhang Ye slightly changed it and picked it up. At first glance, he seemed to be talking to the table tennis team, and every word he said was to help them complain. , but if you look carefully, every word is fucking black!

Zhang Ye's appearance made his attitude and signal very clear. It was obviously impossible to get him to apologize. Moreover, instead of apologizing, he continued to slander them with relish, completely ignoring the national table tennis team and The collective siege of everyone in the sports world!

The sports world is outraged!

The table tennis team is furious!

Liu Yifeng, Han Li, Li Qi and others were almost stunned with anger. They thought that Zhang Ye might not apologize, but they never expected that Zhang Ye would be so tough!

Zhang Ye's meager success once again ignited the raging flames of war. Countless netizens who supported him suddenly screamed like chicken blood. The sea of ​​​​people once again engulfed the group of people who jumped out of the sports world. Curses could be seen everywhere. , there were navy troops from all directions, not to mention the people in the sports world, even Zhang Ye himself was shocked!

"Support Zhang Ye!"

"Call them bastards!"

"It's dog grass!"

"Let's go, who will challenge Liu Yifeng with me?"

"I!"

"I go!"

"And I!"

"Who will give me a wave of Han Li?"

"I come!"

"Count me in!"

"coming!"

"Fuck them!"

Originally, Zhang Ye planned to have a good meeting with these athletes in the sports world today. Who would have thought that he had just posted a joke and it was not enough yet. He had not officially entered the fighting state yet. These people in the sports world were already invisible. The naval force on the side was "broken", and Zhang Ye had no chance to appear at all!

There are too many sailors!

Han Li’s blog was hacked by trolls!

Liu Yifeng’s meager amount was flooded with the word “stupid” by the navy \u003c type=\u0026;text/;\u003ereads();\u003c/;!

The athletes and coaches in the sports world just now were not spared. There was a badminton player who opened his own brand online store. Even the message area of ​​the online store was blocked by trolls!

The onlookers were dumbfounded!

"Holy shit!"

“These people are so awesome!”

"Why are there so many people!"

"This group of table tennis team members were also slapped in the face by Zhang Ye on the Spring Festival Gala. Why do you think you are recruiting him? There are more people than Zhang Ye? Why are you so funny? Do you think you are recruiting him? A bunch of athletes are cheering for you, so they are 'massive'? You can see it this time! This is Zhang Ye's main battlefield, and on Weibo, even if the A-list celebrities come, they may not be able to do as well as Zhang Ye!"

"Zhang Ye is so popular!"

"Is he almost on the line?"

"Looking at the way things are today, it shouldn't be far!"

"This is already the posture of a first-line star!"

The scene at this moment can be described as tragic.

The tragedy is of course the people in the sports world. Liu Yifeng, Han Li, female tennis players, the captain of the national football team, etc., all of them have been scolded!

On the side, I heard that the table tennis team was being scolded. Many current or retired athletes originally wanted to come over to help, but some people came a little early and some came a little late. The group of people who came that night saw At this moment, everyone was shocked by this scene!

"I am stupid?"

"what happened?"

"this……"

After hesitating for a moment, those people blinked and said, forget it, just pretend not to be online!

Why not?

Fuck it! Fuck it!

The leader with the strongest combat power had not done anything yet, he just posted a mocking Weibo, and the people from the table tennis team, football team and basketball team were tortured from head to toe by the trolls, without even a scratch. They have no power to fight back, so what else can they do? It’s also filling in the whirlpool when you go up!

Brothers, take care!

My brothers can't help anymore, so take the first step!

Not only them, but at this moment, a basketball star who was involved in the war was almost crying in his heart. He had already backed down, but the words had just been released, and Zhang Ye had also denounced him. At this time, he had no chance to leave. Ah, he is trapped here alive and cannot leave even if he wants to! Seeing the fans on Weibo going crazy one by one, seeing the flood of comments and scoldings on Weibo, his personal homepage, and even his team's main business, he felt regretful! I'm so numb! Why do you think I should take a good trip through this muddy water? The matter of the table tennis team has nothing to do with me. Why should I be so angry? Are you asking Zhang Ye to apologize? But he just won’t apologize, so what else can we do? Can you still eat him? How can we, a group of people from the sports world, be able to direct matters in the literary and art circles?

The badminton player who runs an online store is also furious. Damn it, you guys just scold me. Why are you complaining about my online store? Sorry, you still write negative reviews! Your sister, I will fight with you!

The situation is one-sided!

Some real table tennis fans are also scolding them

A small-ball fan said, "Liu Yifeng, look around you. How many people are helping you? How many fans are defending you? Today's table tennis team is really disappointing. It's below the standard." You didn’t say that you lost the game, but after the game you made ridiculous excuses to explain why you lost, and you lost because you listened to a song? Shifting the responsibility to Zhang Ye? Today, if you lose the game, you also lose someone!"

He said what countless fans wanted to say!

In fact, although Zhang Ye does have a huge group of trolls and fans, and there are few people who can do it on Weibo, but in fact, there are many people who don't like Zhang Ye, and his popularity is not as good as others think. , every time Zhang Ye goes to war with others, there will always be many netizens who come to scold Zhang Ye. Usually all the people participate in the war, but today there are almost none. Except for the athletes in the sports world, there are hardly many fans who come to help them. The reason lies in that passage - the table tennis team lost again and again this time!

"that's right!"

"That's it!"

"This is not the first time Han Li has made excuses like this! We are already tired of hearing it! Last time, the temperature was too hot? Last time, the temperature was too cold? This time, the song was too bad?"

"And even if Han Li always shirks his responsibilities, why do you, the head coach of the national team, stand on his side and help him? Losing the game because you listened to a song by Zhang Ye? Do you think we are stupid? "

"He just thinks of us as idiots!"

"This time, no one is helping them!"

"This game is so bad!"

However, in the face of doubts from fans, the national team head coach Liu Yifeng was still prevaricating. He responded on Weibo: "I admit that the results of the national team in the past few years are not very satisfactory. We lost today. How do you feel? Neither is good. We are responsible for this matter, and the team is responsible, but many things are not as simple as you think. The outcome of a game is often only a matter of millimeters. Many factors will affect the outcome, not the level of the players. Problems, such as a song, a noise in the stadium, or the temperature in the stadium will affect the performance of the players, and many of these influencing factors are uncontrollable and force majeure! Today we condemn Zhang Ye not because We lost because he publicly insulted table tennis! This is unacceptable to us!"

"Are you still shirking responsibility?"

"You've really had enough!"

Han Li also spoke: "We are not shirking responsibility! We are improving, and our opponents are also improving! Now many weak teams have hired coaches from the Republic, and their strength has been greatly improved, which makes it easy for people to underestimate the enemy!"

Li Qi said: "I also lost a game today. It's not that I'm making excuses, but that the venue abroad is completely different from that in China. The ground is too hard! Many players have encountered this problem and are very uncomfortable!"

A table tennis player came out and said: "Yes, today's venue is very bad. We have already mentioned it to the organizer before the game! If we go there again next year, their venue will be renovated according to international standards." , then there won’t be any problems!”

Han Zhaoguang, captain of the national football team, said: "It's the same with football. Winning or losing is affected by many factors!"

Then, athletes from several other sports such as tennis, badminton, etc. also said a word for them.

But the fans didn’t buy it!

"Forget about football, thank you!"

"How many key games have we lost in the past few years? Our small ball used to dominate the world, but now? Although we are also No. 1 in the world, we win every few games and then we lose. If we win every few games, we lose every time. If we lose, we lose." , you are analyzing your own problems, analyzing the reasons for losing, you are not, you are all analyzing other people's influence on you, analyzing so-called force majeure factors, get out!"

Fans are very vocal!

At this moment, Zhang Ye, who was already lying on the bed, was feeling bored, very boring. I haven't even said a few words here yet. Why did the navy clear the battlefield so quickly? Now that he saw people in the sports world standing back for a long time and then emerging again, he could finally speak!

Zhang Ye spoke on Weibo again!

Everyone was stunned, and they all came up to watch!

"It's happening again!"

"Zhang Ye is here!"

"Come and see!"

"What did you send this time?"

Zhang Ye is the person involved, and today's war started because of him, so his every move is a bit of a draw for everyone's attention.

Zhang Ye wrote a little: "In today's live broadcast, the table tennis team called me by name after the game. I feel very honored. I just watched the explanations of the athletes' reasons for losing. It suddenly dawned on me, so I said to those players An analysis was made on the reasons for the loss and uncontrollable factors.”

as follows:

Analysis of the reasons for losing games in sports (including table tennis, football, basketball, badminton, tennis, etc.).

1. Ground reasons:

1. The ground is too hard.

2. The ground is too soft.

3. The ground color is not good.

Seeing this, netizens are already laughing!

"puff!"

"It's too hard and too soft, too?"

"Han Li has really found this reason before! What a fool!"

"It also has something to do with the color of the ground, huh?"

"Ouch! I feel like laughing for no reason!"

Liu Yifeng was stunned, and then he exploded with anger!

Han Li, Li Qi and others also started to curse!

Even a fool can see that Zhang Ye is scolding them!

2. Weather reasons:

1. It snows.

2. It rains.

3. Hail.

4. The sun is not good.

5. The sun is so good.

6. Cold.

7. Hot

7. Lukewarm (cannot cause trouble to the opponent).

After seeing the second point, netizens laughed again!

"Ouch, I can't do it anymore!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

"Squirt!"

"What the hell is lukewarm!"

“It doesn’t work if the sun is good, it doesn’t work if it doesn’t!”

"Teacher Zhang, why are you so funny!"

"Classic! So damn classic!"

"During a game the year before last, someone really found an excuse like this! This is true!"

Many of the trolls who had been scolding people on the screen just now hurried back after learning that Zhang Ye had posted on Weibo, and they all burst into laughter when they saw it!

3. Arena factors.

1. On-site factors:

a. The referee helps the opponent.

b. The referee didn’t help us.

c. The opponent is too strong.

d. The opponent’s skills are too delicate.

e. The goalposts (net, basket) helped them.

f. The other party performs abnormally.

g. The stoppage time is too short.

h. The stoppage time is too long.

"Hahahahaha!"

"You're teasing me to death!"

"The referee won't help us? Pfft!"

Han Zhaoguang, captain of the national football team, almost fainted when he saw this!

2. Off-site factors:

a. Playing away from home, the atmosphere will be affected.

b. Playing at home is too stressful.

c. The audience does not cheer for us.

d. The audience cheered too loudly.

Netizens are already laughing so hard!

"Oh, I'll go!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"I'm so ridiculous that I'm going crazy!"

“It’s impossible to co-write!”

Everyone in the sports world was furious!

Zhang Ye!

I'll fuck you, uncle

But Weibo was still posting, and the word count was too long, so Zhang Ye divided it into several paragraphs!

4. The draw was not done well:

1. The same group is a strong team, a group of death.

2. The same group is a middle-level team, and the mental burden of wanting to win and being afraid of losing is too heavy.

3. The same group is a weak team, they don’t pay enough attention to their opponents, they are careless and careless.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Oh, that's so damn good!"

"I laughed so hard! I really laughed!"

5. Other reasons for losing (internal players)

1. "xxx" went abroad for training, and we hid the main force.