I’m Really a Superstar

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When he came back from the landlady's house in the morning, Zhang Ye fell down on the bed and fell asleep again. He had no choice but to fall asleep after being thrown by Rao Aimin. Sure enough, it is so easy to take advantage of the landlord's aunt. This time he has learned a lesson, a bloody lesson, comrades!

Didi, a text message.

Zhang Ye twisted his arm in pain, took out his mobile phone, and then suddenly couldn't calm down anymore. His waist was no longer sore, and his legs were no longer hurting!

It’s a bank arrival reminder!

The royalties have arrived! More than five million!

Excluding related taxes, this is Zhang Ye's income from selling "Ghost Blowing the Lamp" and several fairy tales!

The phone buzzed, and a call came. It was the head of the Beijing Education Publishing House that Zhang Ye had contacted, "Hey, Mr. Zhang, haha, have you received the royalties? First of all, congratulations. "Ghost Blows Out the Lamp" yesterday. The sales have been a great success, no, it can be said to be an unprecedented success. Our publishing house has been publishing for so many years, except for some non-commercial publications, but we have never had a record of selling 90,000 copies on the first day!" he said. Very excited, "It is our honor to cooperate with you. You have been a miracle worker along the way!"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "You are so flattering. I'm not that great. It's your sales promotion that's done well."

"However, this sales volume will definitely gradually decline, and it cannot remain high all the time. Our most conservative estimate is that the sales volume of "Ghost Blowing the Lamp" will reach a minimum of 700,000 single copies this year, and there may be very little growth next year. , but it will still be printed, I think as long as there is time, it may not be a problem to exceed the mythical sales of one million copies of a single volume." The middle-aged man said excitedly.

This sales volume was also within Zhang Ye's expectations, and he was not surprised at all. "How are the fairy tales?"

The middle-aged man continued to announce the good news: "We have already started to promote it. When some bookstores and online dealers knew that we were going to publish fairy tale books such as "Snow White" and "The Wizard of Oz", more than a dozen bookstores have called us in advance these days. Pre-orders, the total number of pre-orders has exceeded 30,000 copies, we also attach great importance here, the company leaders have decided to speed up the publication of your fairy tales, and they will be on sale in the near future!"

Hang up.

Zhang Ye turned on the computer and checked the online banking uneasily. Sure enough, there was more than five million yuan more. This huge amount made Zhang Ye dizzy. He had never seen so much money before.

I’m rich!

I can buy a house and a car!

Zhang Ye's first thought was to buy a three-bedroom apartment in the second ring road of Beijing. What next? What to buy then? Ahem, what the heck, then of course I’ll pay off the loan slowly! Want to buy a large three-bedroom apartment in the second ring road of Beijing for 5 million? That's something that could only happen in the New York Times and the Washington Post!

Immediately, Zhang Ye opened Weibo to interact with fans. This is something he likes to do very much recently, because his number of fans has grown to more than 89,000, and he even found that doing so can also increase his reputation. , post something interesting and say something that makes everyone admire, Zhang Ye will receive more or less reputation points. After all, this is also a small self-media, which is not much different from radio and television in nature.

Posted on Weibo: I have received the royalties, but I have calculated that I am still far away from buying a better house. Forget it, I still won’t buy it.

I don’t know if Zhang Ye’s fan No. 1 is watching Zhang Ye all day long. As soon as Weibo was posted, he was the first to repost and comment, “No way? Teacher Zhang can’t even afford a house?”

"How much is the fee? Please tell me!"

"It must be worth millions, "Ghost Blowing the Lantern" is so popular!"

"More than a million? At least a few million is enough to be worthy of this groundbreaking work!"

"Haha, I saw Teacher Zhang acting cute again,

But the house price is indeed very expensive. I will never buy a house in my life, I can only rent a house. "

Everyone is discussing.

Suddenly a very discordant voice came in, "Is this Zhang Ye mentally retarded? Are housing prices still expensive now? It's cheap enough. You can't afford it because you don't have the ability. Don't blame others. Although I can't afford it, there are many people around me. People are buying houses with full payment, and they are all in first-tier cities!”

This person’s nickname is “I’m the Biggest”.

Someone replied below: "Is it real or fake? Full payment? First-tier city?"

Lao Tzu said the most: "Of course, they are all the same as the houses in the urban area, so it's not difficult!"

"It's ridiculous." Someone retorted: "Do you know how expensive housing prices are now? Don't you watch the news?"

Zhang Ye fan No. 1 was speechless and said: "It's not that this person doesn't watch the news. He probably grew up watching "Xinwen Lianbo"!"

Basically, most of the people who had a small following of Zhang Ye were "fighters". Now they started a war, and everyone immediately started to quarrel!

These were all posted on Zhang Ye's Weibo. Naturally, he was helpless. He scolded me? Is the house price cheaper? So he posted: "Everyone, please stop arguing. In fact, what 'I am the biggest' makes sense. I also know a friend who also bought a house in a first-tier city with full payment. This is not impossible, and it is the same with working on his own." Being able to buy those so-called luxury homes is not an unattainable dream.”

“Can I buy a luxury house if I work part-time?”

"How can it be!"

"Huh? Why do you, Teacher Zhang, speak for that person?"

"Does this make sense? Even fools know how high housing prices are!"

"Is Teacher Zhang out of his mind today?"

Everyone questioned Zhang Ye, and some people even spoke harshly.

Zhang Ye didn't take it seriously and typed: "Listen to my friend's story." He also accidentally remembered a very popular joke in his world.

"you say!"

"Isn't this nonsense!"

"I want to see how to buy it!"

Many people started booing.

Zhang Ye said: "Five years ago, my friend Xiao Ke encountered obstacles when applying for a job, and finally worked as a programmer in a small IT company in Beijing. After half a year, Xiao Ke felt that this was not the way to go, so he decided to make a five-year plan. The plan to buy a house for the year was implemented thoroughly step by step! "It was really painful at the beginning, and I couldn't do any socializing, entertainment or entertainment consumption," Xiao Ke recalled. "I started to use my time after work to take financial planning courses and program courses, and increased own strength.' In this way, Xiao Ke used various IT skills certification exams to ask the company to help him increase his salary by 3% year by year. 'I also signed up for many management courses and met many outstanding people in the industry.' Through this Through exchanges, Xiao Ke gradually established his own network. Finally, relying on the 50,000 yuan accumulated in the past five years, plus the 7.95 million yuan given by his parents, Xiao Ke bought his first house in his life, and it was in the second ring road area of ​​​​the capital city. .'The most beautiful thing is to have a dream, and to build it with a solid foundation,' Xiao Ke said with firm eyes."

At first, everyone watched carefully, wanting to study and learn how Zhang Ye's friends accomplished the miracle of working part-time and buying a luxury house. But when the story was finished, everyone fainted!

"puff!"

"Hahaha!"

"What a twist!"

“Sure enough, it’s Teacher Zhang’s style!”

"Teacher Zhang is so cute! So funny!"

"This is a master, he can write such a short story with such irony and connotation!"

"It turned out to be sarcasm! I thought Teacher Zhang was out of his mind! Apologize quickly! I am so ashamed of Teacher Zhang! I will always support you in the future!"

"This story expresses our hearts and shouts!"

"This is a litterateur, at least the litterateur in my mind. Look at Mr. Zhang, he can write modern poetry, ancient poetry, novels, fairy tales, and thought-provoking but... What a humorous little joke, the Beijing Writers Association is really blind, are you sure you won’t let Teacher Zhang Ye join the association?”

In fact, this joke has long been popular in Zhang Ye's world. Most people who often surf the Internet have heard this joke, but it has never appeared in this world, so everyone was very novel, and many people laughed, and then Crazy reprinting and dissemination began!

The last little paragraph was actually ranked ninth on the home page!

It gained explosive popularity in a short period of time!

This also made Zhang Ye secretly sigh. The power of the crowd is indeed the greatest. His meager fan value and game reputation are rising sharply! It seems that we need to do more of this kind of thing in the future. He cannot let go of any opportunity to become famous. His goal is to be the number one star in the world, so he must seize every opportunity. No matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat. If there are more The last few Weibo homepages or headlines have greatly helped to increase his popularity, and the poems, novels, jokes, and articles in Zhang Ye's mind are his biggest reliance. He has no shortage of knowledge!