I’m Really a Villain

"Boy, why are you talking to my young master?" Before Chang Wei could speak, Lai Fu, the servant behind him, couldn't help standing up.

Xu Zimo winked at Hei Shisan, and everyone heard a "clang", and a line of blood shot out from Lai Fu's neck.

Then he saw Lai Fu's body fell heavily to the ground.

"You killed him," Chang Wei said in horror as he stepped back a few steps in fright.

"Junior Brother," Guan Zhenhai, who was next to him, also felt that something was wrong, killing someone if he disagreed with him, it was too violent.

"Go back and tell your father that I will personally visit your Chang family at noon tomorrow," Xu Zimo said with a faint smile.

"You, you," Chang Wei pointed at Xu Zimo, speechless for a long time, finally nodded and said, "Okay, our Chang family is waiting for you."

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Seeing Chang Wei leaving quickly, Guan Zhenhai frowned slightly, looked at Xu Zimo and asked, "Junior brother, why?"

"Senior brother, eat more dishes, this dish tastes good." Xu Zimo smiled without saying a word, just picked up a piece of beef, and yelled while eating: "Shopkeeper, clean up this corpse so it won't be an eyesore."

"Okay, okay, I'll clean it up now," the shopkeeper of Mingyue Building hurriedly came up from downstairs, and led two assistants to quickly carry the corpse away.

Then he said to Xu Zimo with a smile: "If there is something wrong with the meal today, everyone can just say it, and I will invite you to be proud of this meal."

"As much as you want, I don't have the habit of eating overlord's meal," Xu Zimo said with a smile and shaking his head.

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After they finished their meal, Xu Zimo asked Guan Zhenhai with a smile: "Brother Guan, is there a brothel in Tianjian City?"

"What brothel is not brothel?" Guan Zhenhai shook his head quickly, and said, "But in our Tianjian City, there is a place where many romantic and talented people often go. I can take you to see it."

"You mean Yunyan Pavilion, right?" Xu Zimo asked with narrowed eyes.

"It seems that Junior Brother Zimo is also good at this." Guan Zhenhai nodded quickly and said, "It's a pity that this girl from Yunyan Pavilion is a showman but not a person.

If the younger brother is really capable, it would be a good story to make the women there willingly follow you. "

"Go and have a look," Xu Zimo said with a smile.

Tang Huaiyuan, Xiao Yu and Feng Buyu didn't want to go to this place of fireworks, so they went back to the branch hall early.

The four of Xu Zimo went to Yunyan Pavilion.

Yunyan Pavilion is located next to the moat of Tianjian City. It is a small three-story attic. The attic is built with Qingyun bamboo.

At this time, the spring breeze is blowing, the river water is slightly rippling, and the weeping willows on both sides are fluttering with the wind, which looks very pleasant.

In front of Yunyan Pavilion, there was a crowd of people, and two delicate and elegant girls greeted the guests at the door.

On the sails on the river, beauties accompany talented men, reciting poems and making love, romantic and romantic.

Xu Zimo and his group walked into the Yunyan Pavilion, the place inside was very spacious.

Both sides are full of guests, and in the middle, there are five slender women playing music and dancing.

Lin Ruhu looked rich, and threw a spirit crystal on the table, shouting: "Buddhist, call me the best girl here, the number one card."

"Oh, this young master looks like a stranger," the old bustard of Yunyan Pavilion is a woman who still has charm, she twisted her plump figure and walked over with a smile.

"Where are you talking so much, call me your top card here," Lin Ruhu said with a playful look.

"What's the matter, sir, our leading lady Baiyu won't pick up customers today," the old bustard touched Lin Ruhu's chest, and said angrily, "How about I find you some new girls, and I promise to let you play with me." happy."

"Why don't you pick up the guests? Is it because I'm not handsome enough, or the money isn't enough," Lin Ruhu asked, shaking his snot handsomely.

"It has nothing to do with these things. I can't take care of Miss Baiyu's affairs, but if this young master really wants to see Miss Baiyu so much, there is another way." , saying that if someone can answer the questions on the calligraphy and painting, she can satisfy that young master's request."

"Is it so exciting?" Lin Ruhu smiled and said, "Take me to see the calligraphy and painting."

Xu Zimo on the side asked with great interest, "What's your girl Baiyu's full name?"

"Her surname is Ji, and her full name is Ji Baiyu," the old bustard explained with a smile.

"Sword Dance Fairy, Ji Baiyu," Xu Zimo muttered to himself, then smiled.

The bustard brought everyone to a side hall, where many talented scholars had already gathered.

On the wall directly opposite is a picture of a lifelike white crane.

The white crane is in a muddy puddle, with one foot standing on the muddy puddle, while the other foot is slightly raised, which looks like a golden rooster standing alone.

"Miss Baiyu's question is, why does this white crane stand on the quagmire in such a posture," the old bustard said with a smile.

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"Because Baihe likes to be clean and doesn't want to get himself dirty in the mud," Lin Ruhu tentatively replied.

"This answer is very close, but it's not the answer Miss Baiyu wanted," the old bustard smiled and shook her head.

There was also a wit next to him who began to try to guess the answer.

"Because this white crane is practicing a strange martial art?"

"This white crane stands in this posture just to show its arrogance."

"This white crane is sucking papa!"

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Everyone rushed to answer first, but the old bustard just shook his head calmly.

Some people have been here several times, but still can't answer the above questions, they can only sigh slightly, their faces are full of pity and disappointment.

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"You call me romantic and talented in vain, but you don't understand women's thoughts," Xu Zimo shook his head with a light smile.

"Why does this brother laugh at us? Everyone is half-hearted." Someone looked at Xu Zimo and said, "Could it be that brother knows the answer?"

"What's so difficult about it?" Xu Zimo shook his head and said, "Actually, Ruhu already answered half of the answers just now.

The reason why Baihe stood on one foot was because he didn't want to be soiled by this quagmire.

This Baiyu girl is actually comparing the white crane to herself. Even though she is in this place of fireworks, snow and moon, she is still like the white crane, and she has to try her best to lift one foot, so that she can get out of the mud without being stained, and wash with the clear ripples without being stained. demon. "

Hearing Xu Zimo's explanation, everyone present seemed to have a flash of inspiration, and the doubts in their heads instantly became clear.

"Young master, please wait a moment. I'll go and ask Miss Baiyu for instructions," the old bustard said hastily with surprise in his eyes.

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Seeing the back of the old bustard leaving, everyone present was like a frying pan, asking Xu Zimo's name one by one.

But Xu Zimo just shook his head, and whispered to the ten miles of sky beside him: "You will accompany me up later, this woman is not a simple brothel woman!"